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Title: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 20, 2009, 12:27:04 AM
You all know how it's played, but if you don't then listen up. ^^ So here are the rules. You have to wish for something in your post. You have to corrupt the wish of the post above.
An example:
 Sea: I wish for world domination.
 Nep: Granted, but now you're a slave. *insert a wish here and so on.*


So let's start. ^^
I wish that my coughing would finally disappear. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on November 20, 2009, 08:47:06 PM
granted, but you died.

i wish for pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 21, 2009, 09:31:15 PM
Granted, but it's burned.

I wish to take a nap right now. =_=
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on November 23, 2009, 03:48:18 AM
Granted, but you wake up 7 seconds later and can't fall back asleep.

I wish girls weren't so dang difficult. lol
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 23, 2009, 06:22:32 AM
Granted, but now they are too easy that you get bored with each one.

I wish ds had more better games. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on November 24, 2009, 06:47:49 AM
hahah. That was a good one.

Granted, but all of them get destroyed in a cataclysmic eruption that only destroys DS games. lol

I wish I didn't have homework like this anymore.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 25, 2009, 12:50:20 AM
Granted, but now you get other homework.

I wish that I gotten enough sleep today...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on November 25, 2009, 01:52:33 AM
Granted, but you are in an eternal sleep now. lol

I wish I had... uh. I can't think of anything.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on November 30, 2009, 06:39:10 PM
granted, but now you cant think

i wish for a new compurer
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 02, 2009, 01:20:39 AM
Granted, but it's too fast that none of your games work perfectly.

I wish I had more time. T.T
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on December 07, 2009, 04:25:05 AM
Granted, but you're now arrested in jail, and can't do anything.

I wish I wish I was a fish.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 08, 2009, 10:11:19 PM
Granted, but you died cause you're outside water.

I wish that I had more time on the computer. T.T (Got to go now)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: winged~princess on December 10, 2009, 01:52:00 AM
Granted, but you suddenly find you have nothing else to do and are completely bored so you get off the PC anyway.

Wish Sea was on, like NAOS on the forum or skype so that I would be able to tell him my wonderful secret.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 10, 2009, 02:56:55 AM
O_O Whoa! You're good. That actually happened today.

Your wish is granted, but now you're offline. T.T

I wish I was online sooner.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: winged~princess on December 10, 2009, 10:59:39 PM
I wish you were too... Oh wait, have to corrupt... ummm... Granted, but actually it wasn't, because I can't turn back the time. ^_~

Oooh, I wish I could have hi-speed internet delivered to me right now. XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 10, 2009, 11:02:03 PM
Granted, but the router breaks after a second of usage.

I wish I had Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess already. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: winged~princess on December 10, 2009, 11:05:05 PM
Granted, and Twilight Princess ends up not breaking down, but your console ends up blowing up. Aww... that's really too bad. T_T XD

I wish I had $1,000. That would be nice...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 10, 2009, 11:09:15 PM
Granted, but then a random beggar comes and you give it away.

I wish I had my room repainted.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on December 13, 2009, 05:58:16 PM
Granted, but it blows up. XD

I wish it was Christmas already!  :mad:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 13, 2009, 06:51:01 PM
Granted, but it's a Christmas that in 70 years in the future.  :tongue:

I wish I had more wii games.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on December 13, 2009, 08:30:31 PM
Are you serious? That would be sweet! I finished highschool! So you failed trying to corrupt my wish, Sea. hahahah
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Granted, but none of them work.

I wish I had a really cool phone.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 13, 2009, 09:44:28 PM
Incorrect. You're now an old man! :P
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Granted, but the cost for each minute costs over your budget. :P

I wish I didn't have to do chores.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on December 13, 2009, 11:30:57 PM
Hah! So? I'd be like Kraden! lmao
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Granted, but you're grounded for life.

I wish I didn't have to study for any of these tests this week!  :(
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 13, 2009, 11:38:08 PM
Granted, you receive 0% on all.

I wish I didn't have to go off the computer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on December 13, 2009, 11:39:36 PM
Granted, but you go blind because you don't take your eyes off it forever.

I wish I get 100% on all of my tests!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 13, 2009, 11:57:24 PM
Granted, but you got to redo them cause you supposedly cheated.

I wish that this cough would end!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on December 14, 2009, 12:07:06 AM
HAH! That was a good one, Sea.
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Granted, but now you get a horrible rash from your cough medicine.

I wish we would have a snowday tomorrow! =D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 15, 2009, 12:02:20 AM
Not a rash. T.T
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Granted but there was so much snow that you're trapped in your house.

I wish I had wings. ^^

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on December 15, 2009, 01:18:04 AM
Granted, but they're fake.

I wish there was enough snow to trap me in my house. lol
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: winged~princess on December 15, 2009, 01:59:50 AM
Granted, but you die.

Wishes that Legend was alive again... xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on December 15, 2009, 03:58:19 AM
LOL! Thanks, Winged.
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Granted, but... I cannot corrupt that, because I don't want to corrupt myself...? If that makes sense. hahah.

I wish Winged didn't say I died!  :tongue:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Kuroi Arashi on December 15, 2009, 10:43:18 AM
Granted. But now the space-time continuum has been stuffed up because we changed the past and your world has come to an end anyway.

I wish that it was my birthday so I could get a job.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 15, 2009, 09:39:33 PM
Granted, but now you have to work all day and night.  :tongue:

I wish I didn't eat so much pizza today. =_=
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on December 15, 2009, 09:48:32 PM
Granted, but instead of pizza, it was dirt. lol.

I wish I had some pizza! =P
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 15, 2009, 10:03:18 PM
T.T Why Dirt?! Why! T_T
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Granted, but it's cold.

I wish didn't have homework today.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on December 15, 2009, 10:09:25 PM
hahah. Sorry. =P
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Granted, but you're grounded until you do it.

I wish my pizza was warm! =P
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 15, 2009, 10:16:17 PM
It's okay. ^_^
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Granted, but now it's burned/too hot.

I wish that my dragon tree wasn't drying up.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on December 15, 2009, 11:07:58 PM
Granted, but it dies of being over watered.

I wish Halo: Reach came out tomorrow! hahahah that would be so cool.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: winged~princess on December 15, 2009, 11:21:08 PM
Granted but you can't get it for some... odd reason.

I wish that my cat didn't die...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on December 15, 2009, 11:50:05 PM
Granted, but... Eh, heck even I can't corrupt something like that. =/

I wish I had a Venus Djinn!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 16, 2009, 05:18:49 PM
Granted, but the venus djinn always wants to knock you out and run away.

I wish I had more time for lunch....
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Kuroi Arashi on December 16, 2009, 10:59:36 PM
Granted - now you have all the time in the world (I'll let you figure out how I corrupted this wish =P. Hint: time manipulation).

I wish I had a boost smoothie.

(and for the cat wish, I'll corrupt it because I'm that mean.

Granted - it's alive, but it also has taken the form of a smoldering corpse and scares you everywhere you go.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 16, 2009, 11:19:20 PM
So I'm struck in time? Floating off in endless space? Anything but that! T.T
Poor kitteh! T.T
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Granted, but it boosted you so much that you grown over 5 meters high.

I wish for a pet dinosaur.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Kuroi Arashi on December 16, 2009, 11:35:54 PM
Yep =P.

Also - you obviously don't know what I mean by Boost XD. Ah well.
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Granted - you are now attending three funerals for those who once lived in your house.

I wish I wasn't so tall.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 16, 2009, 11:46:27 PM
I corrupted your boost.  :tongue: Why must my three computers die on me! *is down until I see a sign saying free computers.* :D
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Granted, but now you're a inch tall.  :tongue:

I wish that the new games for pc were for windows xp. x_x
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Kuroi Arashi on December 18, 2009, 01:09:41 AM
No, Boost is a juice/smoothie franchise here in Australia. They don't give us boosts XD.
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Granted, but everyone who bought a new computer just for these games begin rioting and microsoft has to close down, stopping all games from being produced for PC.

I wish my kitten could speak.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 18, 2009, 02:22:01 AM
Wikied it. So the company is called Boost. Anyways, my height boost explained: I was thinking about a fantasy sports drink that was so filled with proteins that had unpredictable results.
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Granted, but now you are so shocked and have nightmares about what the kitten says.

I wish that Neppy would stop rapping already. >.>
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on December 19, 2009, 02:03:33 AM
granted, but neppy new hobby is gangster

i wish for pc.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 19, 2009, 11:13:47 PM
Granted, but it's so old that you can't even view a website without lag.  :tongue:

I wish that the website would update itself. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: winged~princess on December 25, 2009, 01:30:27 AM
Granted but, again, your computer died. (Wow, there's a lot of crappy computers here...)

I wish I was in Australia right now. Then I could see Kangaroos! =D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 26, 2009, 02:36:16 AM
Granted, but a Kangaroo kidnapped you.  :))

I wish that everyone will have chocolate!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: winged~princess on December 28, 2009, 01:27:10 AM
A kangaroo kidnapped me? EVIL ROO!
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Granted, but it all melts from delivery.

I wish that I could go somewhere fun.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 01, 2010, 06:30:52 PM
Granted, you are now at preschoolers play house where everything is too small for you.

I wish that neppy would give me back my laptop. =_=
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: TechGeek on January 15, 2010, 10:37:50 PM
Granted, but it's broken.

I wish the person who posts next wouldn't post (how are you going to grant that  ;))
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 17, 2010, 07:11:16 AM
Granted, but you failed to specify where or when so I must do nothing. (Pirates of the Caribbean)

(http://weblog.rp.sg/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/barbosa-vs-jack.jpg)

I wish that dell will lower it's prices.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Dogma on January 17, 2010, 08:21:03 AM
Granted, but it's all been turned to tofu.

I wish Pokemon would die.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: TechGeek on January 17, 2010, 03:26:31 PM
Granted, but they revive

I wish I had a million Euro.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on January 18, 2010, 02:57:37 AM
granted but you die

i wish for jewels
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 19, 2010, 07:10:10 AM
Granted, you are now a jewels.

I wish that I finally fell asleep... (Can't sleep. :( )
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: TechGeek on January 22, 2010, 04:10:51 AM
Granted, but you will have a nightmare.

I wish Apple would make a commercial that shows how much better a PC is than a Mac.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 23, 2010, 05:03:19 PM
Granted, but before they published it, they got bankrupt.  :tongue:

I wish that I found some gold.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Dogma on January 28, 2010, 03:24:07 PM
You do.  However, some frumpy little wart approaches you and asks you his name.  When you fail to say Rumpelstiltskin, the gold turns into hay and he runs away with your Wii. :venus_djinn:

I wish my country had free healthcare.  Then I'd feel more inclined to accept taxes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on January 28, 2010, 11:31:12 PM
granted, but tax is very high

i wish for a dsi...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on February 08, 2010, 10:08:30 PM
Granted but you pressed the A button too hard and now it's stuck.

I wish I had more time.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on August 15, 2010, 02:55:27 AM
granted, but get trapped forever in black hole

i wish for pillows.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on August 15, 2010, 02:57:08 AM
Granted, but they are dirty.

I wish for a new plant. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Fray on September 02, 2010, 07:04:20 PM
Granted, but it withers away and dies the moment you touch it.

I wish for some food...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 02, 2010, 10:18:26 PM
Granted, but Garet ate it.

I wish golden sun dark dawn would come out sooner. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Fray on September 03, 2010, 02:50:05 AM
It comes out tomorrow, but has 324 bugs in it and resets every 5 minutes.

I wish for something completely random to happen!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 03, 2010, 01:10:43 PM
Granted, but a random computer bug occurred and your computer is broken. xD

I wish that my room would have new furniture.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on September 05, 2010, 03:09:43 AM
granted but they burn away

i wish to see a coral reef
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: winged~princess on September 07, 2010, 12:09:24 AM
granted, you see it but then you BECOME the coral reef muahaha

I wish I could meet my forum friends in RL~
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 07, 2010, 11:07:44 AM
Granted, but they disappear afterward.

I wish that it wasn't so warm. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Fray on September 08, 2010, 02:06:10 PM
Granted. But the temperatures dropped to below zero celsius and you turned into an iceberg.

I wish for someting random to save my computer from total destruction!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 09, 2010, 10:25:20 AM
Granted, but a cat eats your mouse.

I wish to see a troll.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 09, 2010, 11:49:50 AM
wish granted!but i will turn you into a frog!  :tongue: i wish i had a gundam exia model figure...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 09, 2010, 08:48:36 PM
Granted, but you lost your old one.

I wish for a new magic lamp.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 11, 2010, 07:20:26 AM
granted, but the genie from inside the lamp was jaffar from aladin!  :))


i wish for Isaac's costume  :tongue:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 11, 2010, 09:49:01 PM
Jaffar? That sound cool. xD

Granted, but now you are struck in a Gameboy Advance.


I wish for a new chair. ^^
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Fray on September 11, 2010, 09:52:54 PM
You got it, but now your table's broken.

I wish for a bottle of coke.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on September 11, 2010, 09:59:42 PM
granted but it was drunken

i wish for a balloon
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 12, 2010, 06:10:45 AM
wish granted, but the balloon popped.


I wish for a duel disk! x)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Newbie Isaac on September 12, 2010, 11:18:05 PM
Just testing a setting. ^^

Anyway...

Granted, but Pegasus traps your soul in it using his millennium eye. xP

I wish I wasn't so sleepy. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 13, 2010, 01:31:40 AM
^ Granted, but now you'll never go to sleep!!!MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I wish I could defeat stupid Red from Pokemon Heartgold..
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Fray on September 13, 2010, 01:40:57 AM
Granted, but your data's ereased afterwards.

I wish for some new pencils
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 13, 2010, 05:29:19 AM
Granted, but the pencil was split in two...



I wish for Dark Magician Girl to be my girlfriend x)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 15, 2010, 01:30:36 AM
Granted, but the dark magician destroys you afterward.

I wish that had access to my desktop again. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 15, 2010, 02:32:10 AM
  :sol: Granted, but it froze after you got access to it.

*rushing to complete HeartGold again while typeing online*
I wish i could use Jupiter Psynergy!!!
 :ivan:  :sheba:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 15, 2010, 03:11:12 AM
granted, but your powers are so intense, you can't control it...


now, i wish for isaac's gaia blade...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 15, 2010, 03:17:53 AM
YO!! YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!!! :thumbup1: ...
...but  :isaac: came, punched you in the gut, and took his gaia blade back
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 15, 2010, 08:23:53 AM
yo danny, don't you have any wishes? so i can grant it but, with a price? :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on September 15, 2010, 06:06:59 PM
i  wish that danny wish for something
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 15, 2010, 10:49:09 PM
 :gssweatdrop: oops!!....
I wish for my damn art classmates to stop taking my colored pencils!!!! :gsagitated:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 16, 2010, 02:54:48 AM
granted, but your classmates started taking your other stuff instead  :tongue:


now, i wish i was in the world of weyard x)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Miva on September 16, 2010, 07:42:22 PM
Granted but your not an adept, just a normal npc, not even a werewolf or immortal

I wish I had wings
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 16, 2010, 09:18:36 PM
Granted, but they are bat wings and they are too small to fly.

I wish I was a merman. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 16, 2010, 11:58:30 PM
Granted, but you can't swim(ironic how your a merman,but can't swim)

I wish i could an alchemist!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 17, 2010, 06:29:48 AM
granted, but you can't do alchemy!! lol!!  :))


i wish i had an elemental hero deck...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 17, 2010, 06:38:56 AM
Granted, but it burned after you touched them.

I wish I could use my desktop.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 17, 2010, 06:41:23 AM
granted, but you have to reinstall everything that your desktop had...



now... i wish for cloud's buster sword
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 17, 2010, 06:51:15 AM
Granted, but you slipped on it and transformed into a house elf. xP

I wish that I had a house elf.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 17, 2010, 06:59:10 AM
granted, but your house elf was alive! ready to eat you! xP


i wish for the first semester to finally come to an end!!  :))
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 17, 2010, 01:31:24 PM
 :gsexclamatory:
but, the new semester is scaty beyond all reasons.

I wish I could stay on the right beat while twirling a flag(surprisingly fun to twirl)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 17, 2010, 02:41:55 PM
granted, but everytime you spin a flag, it always hits you in the head...



i wish she would fall in love with me!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 18, 2010, 05:38:41 AM
 :gsfrown: (man i can't think of a way to grant this..)
Granted, but once she fell in love with you, she exploaded.(is it the girl, that you said from the other topic??)

I wish, he'd be more open and actually say what he wants to me, instead of acting so weird by me as if nothing ever happened.
(long long story XP)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 18, 2010, 09:12:02 AM
Granted, but he transforms into a plant. xP

I wish to see the grand canyon.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 18, 2010, 04:04:29 PM
(i like the plant idea actually)
GRANTED!!!!!
but it got filled with cement(if that did happen,i'd turn to a freeway i bet)

I wish Trunks would finally appear in Dragon Ballz
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 19, 2010, 02:20:40 AM
Granted, but it's not the person Trunks, but actual treasure trunks. :D

I wish I found a treasure chest.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: winged~princess on September 19, 2010, 02:22:41 AM
Granted but the treasure had already been stolen.

I wish I could KILL SEA AT TIC TAC TOE
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 19, 2010, 02:32:54 AM
Granted, but Sea's Evil Shadow takes over and destroys you.  :tongue:

I wish that I could another of Jo's angel quills. 
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on September 20, 2010, 03:04:03 AM
granted but it breaks

i wish for moar pillows
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 20, 2010, 04:16:49 AM
granted, but the pillows have rocks on the inside



i wish i had the 3rd golden sun game
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 20, 2010, 05:25:22 AM
GRANTED!!!
 but the head boss of Nitendo came over to your door,smacked you with a Mario pillow and shouted(in japanese),"YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS GAME TILL IT'S RELEASED!!!!" and took the game before you even began it. XD

-i wish i could stop thy(love that sorta-word) habit of blushing all the time.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 20, 2010, 07:50:02 AM
granted, but your skin became pure black, so that the blushing won't be noticed



i wish i had a gundam...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Kuroi Arashi on September 21, 2010, 03:16:55 AM
Granted, but it has an auto-pilot program in it which causes it to completely massacre everything in sight. Now doesn't that just put a ruin in your day?

I wish, I wish I was a fish =D.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 21, 2010, 03:23:44 AM
Granted, but you turned into a fish for a couple of seconds before changing into a mermanmaid. xP

I wish I had wings. ^^
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 21, 2010, 03:33:17 AM
(hadn't someone already wished for that :p )

GRANTED!!!
but they burned up and you fell to the ground.

I wish i could waterbend
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 22, 2010, 05:51:16 AM
granted, but the fire nation had kidnapped you. xP

I wish that I was the leader of the northern water tribe. XP
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Kuroi Arashi on September 22, 2010, 07:43:00 AM
Granted. EVERYONE SHALL NOW BOW BEFORE YOUR ARMY OF FROSTBITE AND PENGUINS!

I wish for a fluffy :3.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on September 23, 2010, 04:22:07 AM
granted but fluffy ran away

i wish to be a vampire
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 23, 2010, 04:28:25 AM
 :gshappy:YO!!!
 :garet:YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED...

but Buffy the vampire slayer came and kicked your butt.
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I wish that i could speak Japanese.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Kuroi Arashi on September 23, 2010, 10:04:50 AM
Granted - but then you realise you could always speak Japanese, just didn't have the knowledge to do so. What a waste of a wish =(.

I wish for fly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 24, 2010, 04:57:30 AM
Granted, but the venus fly trap ate it.

I wish for a monster kraden. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Kuroi Arashi on September 24, 2010, 02:54:00 PM
Granted - it ated you though.

I wish for never-ending .
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 25, 2010, 03:30:51 AM
Granted. You have never ending " ".

I wish to see what I look like in a thousand years.~
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 25, 2010, 04:02:50 AM
YO!!! GRANTED!!!! But you got scared for life when you found yourself dead,shirveled up, half-eaten, in the ground.

I wish kids would stop blocking the hallways at school during passing-periods. >_<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 25, 2010, 04:36:10 AM
Granted, but now teachers block your way. =P

I wish I seen a falling star.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 25, 2010, 04:37:21 AM
GRANTED!!!!!
but you got crushed by it(ooooohhhh...that gotta be messy)

i wish Edward Cullen dies by edward elric's hand. XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 25, 2010, 04:47:11 AM
lolz. I don't think I can corrupt that wish, but I'll try. xD

Wish granted, but Edward Cullen somehow started to glow pink and bites Edward Elric and he becomes the new Edward Cullen.  ???

I wish to see Edward Cullen get pwn by Cedric Diggory. :tongue:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 25, 2010, 04:49:28 AM
Cedirc vs. Edward.C......ooooohhhhhh.....
That'd be sooooo cool!!!!! And maybe a few clones of Robert Patterson in the stadium.

I wish (and no offense whatso ever) the boys at school would stop acting like jerks and babies and actually listen for once.it's soooo annoying.  :glare:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Kuroi Arashi on September 25, 2010, 05:55:40 AM
Granted. But when the boys grow up, all the prissy little princesses get pissed off that there aren't any jerks chasing after them and wage war on the school.

I wish that I wasn't always right >_<.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 25, 2010, 06:52:14 AM
easily granted!
NOW YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG!!!!
MUHAHAHA!!!!!!

i wish all the prissy princesses would burn in a bubble-filled hell.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 25, 2010, 10:34:57 AM
Granted, but it's a sight that will haunt you.

I wish to see Micky Mouse!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 25, 2010, 10:50:22 AM
granted, but he thought you were minnie mouse, so he got o-so obssesed with you  :))


i wish for a passing grade in math -_-
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 25, 2010, 10:57:46 AM
Granted, but the teachers randomly decide to give you another math test. xD

I wish to go to Niagara Falls again. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 25, 2010, 11:16:27 AM
granted, but the niagra falls you wanted to see was actually the edge of weyard xD



i wish our math teacher would vanish into thin air...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 25, 2010, 03:28:03 PM
(a bit out there)YO!! GRANTED!!!

But because of once disapppearance, a black hole formed sucking everyone in the class in with her.

I wish my cat would shut up.  :glare:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on September 26, 2010, 04:26:15 AM
granted but now 20 cats suround your home and meow

I wish to fly
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 26, 2010, 02:56:21 PM
GRANTED!!!
but you crashed to the ground.awww...

I wish my team will win the softball game today.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 26, 2010, 03:06:45 PM
granted, but your next opponents will be OMG the YANKEES? LOL
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 26, 2010, 03:12:22 PM
i wish for percy jackson's riptide sword!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 26, 2010, 03:16:01 PM
The Yankees?Why not.

Granted!! You now have Riptide,but accidently lost it.

I wish for Annebeth's Invisible Yankees hat.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 26, 2010, 04:25:28 PM
Granted, but you can't ever find it.  :tongue:

I wish for a new printer. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 26, 2010, 10:07:51 PM
(i saw that one comming with the hat -_-)

Granted!!!
But you dropped it,and it broke.

I wish for something to wish for...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 26, 2010, 11:50:51 PM
(riptide has a special power, the owner can't lose it, whenever he throws it, it comes back to the owner's pocket)

Granted, but you forgot your wish immediately forgot about it...  :tongue:



i wish i was matthew from the 3rd golden sun game
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 27, 2010, 12:42:53 AM
Granted, but by some computer error Camelot made you into Sheba.

I wish Comelot made Sheba more better looking. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 27, 2010, 12:46:33 AM
granted, but they made piers ugly! xD



I wish for goldberg to return to the WWE
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 27, 2010, 12:52:47 AM
Granted, but they take another character out. :P

I wish that the plants in my home watered themselves. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 27, 2010, 01:00:37 AM
granted,but they flooded your home

I wish the guy with Percy's sword,riptide, could lose it.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 27, 2010, 09:27:16 PM
Granted, but he found it after 2 seconds.

I wish I could multitask more. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 28, 2010, 03:07:56 AM
um...Granted!!
but you keep forgetiing what you have to multitask.

I wish Mondays were better.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 28, 2010, 03:09:38 AM
Granted but now the rest of the week is torture! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish for better evil laugh. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 28, 2010, 03:38:19 AM
(so do i)Granted!!
But every other laugh is terriable.

I wish there was an evil face i could use on this sight. ^_^''
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 28, 2010, 04:04:40 AM
granted, but the evil face was so scary, everyone ran away!!


i wish for mia to come alive!!! LOL
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 28, 2010, 04:11:47 AM
(why....O_o;;)
GRANTED!!!! BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE ALEX IN A DRAG QUEEN MIA SUIT!!!!(sick and twisted)

I wish i could get at least a B- on the test tomarrow...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Kuroi Arashi on September 28, 2010, 09:49:27 AM
Granted, but it turns out you cheated and are given a failing grade anyway.

I wish for a wish that wished upon a wish so that the wish could wish it is was a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 28, 2010, 11:33:20 PM
Granted, but that wish that wished upon a wish so that the wish could wish it is was a wish was granted to another.

I wish to see a rainbow. ^^
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 29, 2010, 02:03:05 AM
GRANTED!!! BUT THERE'S NO POT-O-GOLD AT THE END OF IT!!!!!!  :ohmy:

I wish for a better day tomarrow.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 29, 2010, 04:55:54 AM
Granted, but you grow bunny ears after that.

I wish to play tic tac toe with someone  on Skype.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 29, 2010, 05:02:49 AM
Granted!!
but (even if this 'skype' doesn't take place on a computer) your computer exploaded afterwards.

V wish i had cat ears
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 29, 2010, 05:10:10 AM
Granted, but they turn to dog ears.

I wish I had a new dictionary. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Fray on September 29, 2010, 01:51:00 PM
Yes, granted. But what? It's empty. Guess you'll have to write it yourself  :13:

I wish for a new pencil
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 29, 2010, 02:07:25 PM
 :61:
GRANTED!!!!
But it you can't sharpen it because it's one of those that'll brake them(probably not made right)

I wish for it to be 3pm(where i live) already!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 30, 2010, 01:22:47 AM
Granted, but a random time machine that exploded threw you into the past.

I wish I was a hero.  :26:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 30, 2010, 03:21:51 AM
GRANTED!!!!!
but you failed...(awwwwww)

I wish the world made everything look like an anime.  :33:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on September 30, 2010, 03:59:16 AM
granted, but you turned into the ugliest guy in the anime world!


i wish that she would stop her bad habbits of drinking and smoking  :34:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 30, 2010, 04:17:25 AM
O_O (who?)
um.......she quitts the habit but only to become a drugy instead.....

I wish my friend had a mute button
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 30, 2010, 11:42:30 PM
Granted, but now your friend has turned to a Wii.

I wish there were more wii games. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 01, 2010, 02:13:20 AM
GRANTED!!!! BUT YOU HAVE TO WAIT 3 YEARS!!!!!

I wish for less homework.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 01, 2010, 09:59:35 PM
Granted but now you have more chores.

I wish to eat someone.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on October 02, 2010, 12:07:25 AM
granted, but you will be eaten too...

i wish we perfected our speech choir in filipino today....  :65:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 02, 2010, 11:24:33 AM
Granted, but it got disbanded.  :65:

I wish to have more awesome clothes. xD  :30:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 02, 2010, 01:41:03 PM
GRANTED!!!!
but they were illegaly made,and flameable.

I wish Halloween wasn't on a Sunday this year. TT.TT
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 02, 2010, 09:22:20 PM
Granted, but now halloween doesn't exist. xD

I wish to win a contest. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 02, 2010, 09:27:42 PM
GRANTED!!!!
but it's prize was a 5yr old Tea Party cupon.

I wish I'll hit the ball twice tomarrow...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 02, 2010, 09:36:48 PM
Granted, but afterward you'll never hit the ball.

I wish to see a rare bird.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 02, 2010, 09:54:37 PM
GRANTED, but once you saw it, it fell dead.

I wish to find a cooler background for my yahoo avatar
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 03, 2010, 12:46:30 PM
Granted, but the avatar got deleted. xD

I wish to have a more videogames. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 03, 2010, 02:42:02 PM
GRANTED!!!!
But when you opened the case,they were already broken.

I wish to see an alien
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 04, 2010, 12:22:04 AM
Granted, but now you're scared for life after seeing the horror. xP

I wish to see a horror. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 04, 2010, 12:27:56 AM
GRANTED!!!! but now you're scarred for life.

I wish I could understand what my pets are saying...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: LynxIeles on October 04, 2010, 03:47:55 PM
Granted but you find out they are total jerks....

I wish i didn't have a stomach ache...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 04, 2010, 11:53:36 PM
Granted, but now everyone else has aches.

I wish that Safari had more extensions.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on October 05, 2010, 03:22:06 AM
granted but safari crashed

I wish to finish homework quicker
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 05, 2010, 03:47:07 AM
...i wish that too(but that means quickening my only computer time)
GRANTED!!!! BUT FOR BEING SO QUICK, THEY GAVE YOU MORE!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for more cloudy/windy days
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on October 06, 2010, 07:44:46 PM
granted but now the sunny days are hot

i wish for the sun
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 06, 2010, 11:36:36 PM
Note: my sunny days are always hot :D
GRANTED!!!!! but it was too hot you melted!!

i wish Dark Dawn could come out sooner
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 07, 2010, 09:10:17 PM
Granted but you'll be the last one to get it. xP

I wish I had a cool avatar like danny's. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 07, 2010, 11:57:27 PM
 :59:
thx!
GRANTED!!!!!!
but you could never change it to something else next!!!

I wish i could draw chibi anime...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on October 08, 2010, 03:28:58 AM
granted but you forgot how to write..  :13:



I wish Justin Beiber was dead and that michael Jackson was alive  :28:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 08, 2010, 03:49:01 AM
Um....granted!
but justin was given imortality after a few minutes and Micheal fell back dead after he just got up.


I wish girls would stop being obbsesed with Justin Booger, Jonas brothers,and guys similar
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 08, 2010, 03:58:44 AM
Granted, but now they're obsessed with you. o_O

I wish that my desktop was back online. T.T
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 08, 2010, 04:03:53 AM
Granted!!
but it forgot/deleted all you saved data.

I wish for my team to win EarthWars tomarow(tug-o-war)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: LynxIeles on October 13, 2010, 12:24:21 AM
Granted but you lose the next thing...

i wish that i had internet at my house
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 13, 2010, 02:20:38 AM
(you were right. i lost at a dragon quest battle)

GRANTED!!!!
but you lost your food and water!!!  :gsexclamatory:

i wish to be able to whatch the next eppisode of an anime without waking my parents.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 16, 2010, 05:51:01 PM
Granted, but now you're new headphones broke and you got grounded. =P

I wish for ice cubes for my cola. T.T
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on October 19, 2010, 12:09:34 AM
granted but the ice melted

i wish for a parrot
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 19, 2010, 04:18:42 AM
GRANTED, BUT IT EXPLODED!!!! XD

I wish to be taller.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 19, 2010, 07:50:04 PM
Granted, but now you're too tall

I wish to be smaller. ^^
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 20, 2010, 04:04:44 AM
GRANTED!!!! BUT NOW YOU'RE TOO SAMLL!!! (3 feet, 2 in.)

I wish for this week to be longer...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 20, 2010, 04:38:54 AM
I was hoping to be 3 inches or something so I'll have my own mini house.  :14:

Granted, but now the teachers take use of this longer week and assign more homework. =P

I wish for a jewel.  :30:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 20, 2010, 04:46:31 AM
GRANTED, BUT THE JEW MELTS!!!!

I WISH FOR RAIN!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 20, 2010, 04:55:18 AM
Granted, but I turned to hail. xP

I wish to not need to sleep anymore. xD

*falls asleep.*
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 20, 2010, 05:01:31 AM
Granted, but you can never eat as a side effect.

I wish for lighthouse shipping to happen in DarDawn.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on October 22, 2010, 03:52:21 AM
granted but its venus lighthouse and mars lighthouse not felix and sheba

i wish for more purple clothes
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 22, 2010, 01:36:42 PM
GRANTED!!!
but all dye on the purple clothes sank into your skin, turning you purple.

I wish I won't get crushed in the school hallways today..
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 23, 2010, 03:59:20 PM
Granted, but you get crushed by this post instead. =P

I wish I could have eaten someone yesterday.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 23, 2010, 05:00:05 PM
 :48: *was crushed by last post*

GRANTED!!!! BUT YOU ENDED UP EATING EVERYPONE IN YOUR TOWN AND/OR CITY!!!

I wish for milk  :37:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 24, 2010, 06:58:40 AM
Granted, but it's goat milk. =P

I wish for Cow Milk.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: orlando1210 on October 24, 2010, 02:14:23 PM
Granted, but it's expired :P

I wish for a wish that will be corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 24, 2010, 03:07:23 PM
granted!!!
Your wish has been corupted to where you didn't say anything to really corupt!! XD

i wish for  :alex:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: orlando1210 on October 25, 2010, 10:24:05 AM
which means my wish did corrupt, so you didn't exactly corrupt my wish?
--------------------------------

Granted, but he suicides because Mia rejected him.

I wish for  :jupiter_djinn:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 25, 2010, 01:23:10 PM
SO CONFUSED TT.TT
-----------------------

GRANTED!!!!  but all the  :jupiter_djinn: are drunk.

I wish for the answer to Orlando's wish..
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: orlando1210 on October 25, 2010, 02:00:28 PM
Granted, but you get too confused after and forgot everything.

I wish I would not see  :felix: :jenna: :sheba: :piers: in the new game.

(YES, CORRUPT THAT AND I'LL BE VERY VERY HAPPY >:D)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 26, 2010, 12:22:41 AM
Granted, but everyone else does. xP

I wish that wasn't so busy. x_x
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 26, 2010, 04:19:12 AM
Granted, but now you have nothing to do anymore anywhere. -_-*

I WISH TO MEET LAUREL BAILEY!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: orlando1210 on October 26, 2010, 11:12:20 AM
Granted, but you only met someone with the same name.

I wish Golden Sun would not release in November.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 26, 2010, 01:25:34 PM
SO I MEET C.GLASS!? (anouther anime star with same name)
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Granted,but doesn't come out til June 2011 now.

I wish for no rain now. TT_TT
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 26, 2010, 08:05:34 PM
SO I MEET C.GLASS!? (anouther anime star with same name)
----------------------
Granted,but doesn't come out til June 2011 now.

I wish for no rain now. TT_TT
Actually, that might be good. :D I'll then buy the 3DS and play dark dawn in 3D. :D
 
Granted, but now all rain rains on you. xP

I wish for a grandfather clock. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 26, 2010, 11:05:02 PM
GRANTED!!! BUT THE CLOCK TURNED EVIL AND STARTS ATTACKING YOU WITH MATH AND TIME!!! XD

i wish for courage!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: orlando1210 on October 27, 2010, 12:56:15 PM
Granted, but you were too courageous and jumped off a 100-storey high building.

I wish  :luna: didn't exist, so my characters won't keep dying :/
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 27, 2010, 01:42:39 PM
 GRANTED!!!!
but now :sol: doesn't exist either.

i wish for more details about these new characters and especially their parents... =_=
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: orlando1210 on October 27, 2010, 02:25:53 PM
Granted, but you find out that Rief's dad is actually Kraden.

I wish I had the 3DS before its release.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 27, 2010, 10:11:03 PM
GRANTED BUT THEY TURN TO ASHES ONCE YOU SEE THEM!!!! XD

i wish for more dress-up days at school(those days are sooo much fun)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: orlando1210 on October 28, 2010, 12:14:48 AM
Granted, but your need to dress up as cross genders.

I wish for  :alex: to be the first boss and defeat it only with Karis' normal attack.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 28, 2010, 07:02:33 AM
Granted, but Alex then uses the Golden Sun and destroys the party. xD

I want to have the Golden Sun. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: orlando1210 on October 28, 2010, 10:01:09 AM
Granted but you overload and explode.

I wish for no wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 28, 2010, 02:05:25 PM
GRANTED, BUT YOU STILL GOT WISHES!!!!
i wish for an answer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: orlando1210 on October 28, 2010, 02:19:20 PM
YAY I GOT WISHES :D
------------------------------------------------

Granted, but the answer leads to even more questions.

I wish for me to not be in Singapore.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Fray on October 28, 2010, 08:52:25 PM
Granted, but you were thrown into the endless ocean with no land in sight. xD

I wish for some ketchup.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 28, 2010, 11:28:02 PM
GRANTED, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY THICK BLOOD!!! XD

i wish for a question now.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: orlando1210 on October 29, 2010, 10:27:10 AM
Granted, but the questions are answered by your rival before you could say a word.

I wish all Djinn would look the same again.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Fray on October 29, 2010, 12:37:37 PM
Granted, but they all got their ugliest form from DD

I wish for some money.... |'D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 29, 2010, 01:15:54 PM
Granted but,
the money's plastic.

I wish Sunday.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Fray on October 30, 2010, 02:10:21 AM
Grandmother-fairy: Grraaaanteeed.... here's yar sundae....
*casts a lot of ice on your head*

I wish for something to destroy..
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 30, 2010, 03:57:39 AM
LOL. Granted!!!!

*A GIANT STATUE OF BARNEY(in all due respect) APPEARS IN FRONT OF YOU*

*it explodes when you touch it*
BBOOMM

i wish for silver eyes
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Fray on October 30, 2010, 04:10:02 AM
Granted, but they're really made from silver so you lost your ability to see anything XD

I wish for GS3 nao! F*ING NAO! Q_Q
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: orlando1210 on October 30, 2010, 02:45:50 PM
Granted, but it's in some ancient language and freezes up after minutes of the intro.

I wish the characters would make a cameo...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 30, 2010, 07:47:01 PM
Granted, but they exploded. xD

I wish for a city made out of pure glass.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 30, 2010, 11:02:04 PM
Easily Granted:
someone through a rock and your city broke.

I wish i could carve pumpkins
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: orlando1210 on October 31, 2010, 09:08:09 AM
Granted, but the pumpkins exploded after that.

I wish I would get better T_T
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on October 31, 2010, 04:26:33 PM
Granted!!!
but your granted wish didn't get granted cause it didn't what you had to be better at.

i wish for the SUN!!!!
-its freakin cold here-
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 01, 2010, 06:18:12 AM
Granted but now it's too hot.

I wish I could see a 3D television. T.T
I was in several stores today and not of their 3D televisions worked. Plus glasses. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on November 02, 2010, 05:12:03 AM
GRANTED, BUT NOW YOU CAN NEVER LOOK AWAY!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!

I wish for Alphonse Elric :3
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 04, 2010, 01:40:11 AM
So I'll live in a 3D world forever! Awesomeness!  :12:

Granted, but Alphonse Elric turned out to be Justin Bieber.  :tongue:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on November 04, 2010, 03:15:28 AM
oh crap....actually....where i am in life, that mop top idiot is kinda a hit'n'miss, so i'm sorta on both sides of this...

DENIED!!!!! SEA HAS NOT WISHED A WISH!!!! THERFORE I CANNOT GRANT ANYTHING!!!!
i wish sea would make a wish
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 07, 2010, 07:17:24 PM
Granted, but Sea make two wishes.

I wish for 2 wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on November 07, 2010, 11:40:51 PM
Granted, but only one wish works, so only your first wish is counted for.

V i wish for background music when wanted!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 16, 2010, 05:32:53 PM
Granted, but the background music is too loud when it appears. =P

I wish that my homework would disappear.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on November 18, 2010, 02:31:21 AM
don't we all??
Granted, but it reappears everywhere you go.

I wish for absent work to be completed.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 18, 2010, 05:11:52 PM
Granted, but you get more work instead.

I wish for more sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on November 19, 2010, 03:25:30 PM
Granted, but you ran out of time.

I wish there was more time before school..
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 25, 2010, 05:44:18 PM
Granted but there is now less time after school.

I wish that didn't have a cold.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on November 25, 2010, 08:03:49 PM
....your sick....sorry.
GRANTED BUT NOW EVERYONE ELSE DOES!!!! (-_-)

I wish for christmas.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 26, 2010, 05:07:22 AM
Granted, but you fell asleep and you missed it. =P

I wish to type faster.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on November 27, 2010, 03:21:58 AM
GRANTED,
but you don't know what to type.

I wish I coul read faster..
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 28, 2010, 06:42:10 AM
Granted, but you need glasses now.

I wish to never have glasses.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 01, 2010, 03:00:36 AM
Sure, granted, but you get contacts.
(i have glasses, but don't use them a lot)

I WISH FOR #20!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on December 16, 2010, 01:39:55 PM
good choice! and here it is! (one of my personal favorites too  :tongue:)
(http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll234/cinday7_77/Favorites/Manu_Ginobili.jpg)

now, i wish that felix and the others would appear at dark dawn  :58:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 17, 2010, 08:32:19 AM
Granted, but their new appearances shock you. Felix and Ivan with beards. o_o

I wish to have a blackberry.

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on December 17, 2010, 08:58:10 AM
(http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq260/SavvyBabii/blackberry.jpg)
you mean this? hahaha granted!! XD

i wish i was san antonio texas to cheer for the spurs  :01:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 17, 2010, 09:06:10 AM
 :14: Why?! T.T

Granted, but a random snow storm froze you. xP

I wish for color!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on December 17, 2010, 09:10:20 AM
granted but i give you the color white! hahaha


i wish i was on this place when this happened
Manu's step-back buzzer beater (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3fNauvrAZQ#)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 18, 2010, 02:24:31 AM
GRANTED BUT YOU FORGOT WHAT IT WAS ABOUT!!!!!!!

i wish i could meet these guys:
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0YHYre1P2w)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 20, 2010, 06:28:54 PM
Granted, but their faces turn to question marks. (The image didn't load. xD)

I wish to have all the presents on Christmas. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 20, 2010, 11:12:06 PM

GRANTED, but there were to many presents and you drowned in them.



i wish for my image to load.  :14:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 24, 2010, 02:43:10 AM
Granted, but it loaded too fast and your computer overheated.

I wish that the world was in pink.  :61:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 24, 2010, 02:59:12 AM
Granted, but it turned into Pink bubblegum.

I wish for CHRISTMAS
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 24, 2010, 03:16:00 AM
Granted, but It was only one second long (T.T WHY GOD WHY!?)

I wish for a real version of Sehpiroth's Masamune. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 24, 2010, 03:52:48 AM
granted, but it was anouther fake!! (OH NOES :O)

I wish for snow!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 24, 2010, 04:04:54 AM
(But I said REAL)
Granted, but it's the yellow kind. xD

I wish for an Ivan plushie. x3
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 24, 2010, 04:08:43 AM
GRANTED(so do i), but it ended up being a  :agatio: plushie.

I WISH FOR A DEATH THE KID PLUSHIE!!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 24, 2010, 04:22:50 AM
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S WORSE THAN NOT GETTING DARK DAWN!!!!!!

Granted, but it ended up being a :karst: plushie. (Oh! Gimme! ;D)

I wish for the Golden Sun series to be more popular.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 24, 2010, 04:35:02 AM
Granted, but it got too popular and all the original fans had to leave the fanbase cause it got all crowded(includeing you)

I wish for an explanation on what happened to Mia.
 :gsfrown:
 :mia:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 24, 2010, 04:40:26 AM
^^; Whoops.

Granted, but it turns out she died after giving birth to Reif and Nowell.

I wish for the Sol Blade. >x3
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 24, 2010, 04:50:20 AM
I KNEW IT!!!! XD

Granted, but it was a balloon.

I wish for chocolate.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 24, 2010, 04:56:49 AM
:o Whatdafu- *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!11111*

Granted, but it's melted and old.

I wish for....... Ivan to show up in the next game without facial hair!! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 24, 2010, 05:07:44 AM
ugh, please no facial hair.
Pwease Pwease! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uNbIsYhSSs#)

sad to say, GRANTED, BUT HE HAD A BEARD

i wish ivan still looks similar
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 24, 2010, 05:15:16 AM
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Granted, but he is now a penny-pincher due to inflation.

I wish for you to stop uploading videos.......JK............................Maybe.............................................................................
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 24, 2010, 05:32:56 AM
(me too,but it's just soo fun)
GRANTED, BUT I NOW UPLOAD PICTURES ALLL THE TIME!!!! XD

i wish for tomarrow
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 24, 2010, 05:37:04 AM
Granted, but it nevar happens because Ivan Spark Plasma'd the Earth, BECAUSE YOU HAD TO GIVE HIM FACIAL HAIR!!

I wish for Golden Sun: Dark Dawn for Christmas.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 24, 2010, 05:49:49 AM
(i'm sorry)GRANTED, but it was a fake.
TT.TT

AND I'M SORRY!!!
I WISH IVAN NEVER HAD FACIAL HAIR
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 24, 2010, 06:06:59 AM
*Takes your copy of Golden Sun:DD and erases all the data* THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING IT A FAKE!!!! *Pees on the Data's grave*

Granted, but he gets it the day after.

I wish for...... Isaac to shave. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 24, 2010, 06:17:23 AM
MY GAME-EW!!!!!!!!!
lolz. (when i first saw isaac i shouted,"IT'S VAN HOHENHEIM!!!!" at a starbucks)
Granted,but it grew back to soon.

I wish Garet would shave that ferret off his upper lip.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 24, 2010, 06:21:26 AM
>:D
(lol Fullmetal Alchemist reference FTW)
D:

Granted, but he gets sued for endangering an animals habitat. xD

I wish...... That my dog would stop eating my cookies.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 24, 2010, 06:38:05 AM
Granted,but the dog started to chew on your shoes.

i wish i had more room on my wall.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 24, 2010, 06:41:10 AM
Granted, but now nothing is on there.

I wish...... For............ NONOMOREFACIALHAIRINGOLDENSUNEVAR!! >.> <.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 24, 2010, 07:14:02 AM
...i don't want to corrupt that,but...
Granted, but now every other game had the entire cast with facial hair!!

i wish i could wish for a wish within a minute for news upon news.

(g'night!! :) )
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 24, 2010, 07:20:54 AM
 :ohmy: .................... Sora? Riku? KAIRI!?

I wish for no more present wrapping EVAR!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 24, 2010, 06:58:12 PM
YES!!!!!
AND DENIED!!!!!

you didn't put a wish!! XD

I wish for a miracle!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 24, 2010, 11:53:06 PM
I did nao. x3 You have to reverse my wish nao.

Granted, you win a million dollars, but lose it all to taxes. ;D

I wish for a Xion plushie. ;3
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 25, 2010, 12:14:25 AM
(that'd be cool plushie)
GRANTED, BUT IT EXPLODED BY YOUR TOUCH!!! XD

i wish for the heavy present under the tree with my name on it.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 25, 2010, 12:36:27 AM
D':

Granted, but it was an enormous cinderblock that just fell on your foot.

I wish for tasty cookies~. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 25, 2010, 12:43:39 AM
Granted,(i made some last night, but did i get to eat them, NO-for real),
but they were burnt.

I wish for 12am
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 25, 2010, 12:56:13 AM
Granted, but everyone's clocks stop at 11:59 P.M. (NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!)

I wish for a bigger stocking. :3
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 25, 2010, 12:59:41 AM
Granted, but nothing is put in it!

I wish for the weather to be rainy anf foggy tomarrow.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 25, 2010, 01:11:17 AM
Granted, but it's all sunshine-y....

I wish for new watch..... (I lost my old one >.> <.<)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 25, 2010, 01:13:03 AM
Granted,but it broke!!!

i wish for more duck tape.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 25, 2010, 01:23:48 AM
Granted, but it's only an inch long.

I wish for Saturos to be alive and in the next game. (Even as a memory. :D)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 25, 2010, 01:27:59 AM
if you mean dark dawn, i think he's in a book, and in the begingin as someone to beat up..if not, then idk

Granted, but the image they show of him is far beyond messed up!!

I wish for PIE
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Fray on December 25, 2010, 01:29:42 AM
(http://thesaurus.maths.org/mmkb/media/png/Pi.png)
You got it. Oh, did I get it wrong? XD

I wish for some books ._.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 25, 2010, 01:31:19 AM
actualy, you got it right!!
 :gshappy:
 :jenna:

Granted, but they were all mangas instead(depends on if you read them or not ;p)

I wish for volume 23 of FMA
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Fray on December 25, 2010, 01:32:49 AM
Yay, mangas  :gsjoy:

Got it, but then a random cat jumps into your appartment/house, destroying your entire FMA manga collection! (23 included) D:

Da edit: I'm so tired.... uh. I wish for some sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 25, 2010, 01:35:24 AM
Granted, but you can't go sleep but want to.(then why not go to bed? ^_^)
 I wish for dinner
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Fray on December 25, 2010, 01:44:08 AM
Oh noes D: XDD  (Oh well, I'm heading for sleep now.)
Granted, but you dinner's 10 years old.

I wish for someone else to wish something XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 25, 2010, 01:55:27 AM
*In Russian accent* I can do zat!! :D

I vish vor Vodka!!!! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 25, 2010, 02:01:12 AM
igranted, but you get caught by police. -_-

i wish for purpleness
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 25, 2010, 02:21:07 AM
Granted, but it turns to pink in light......... ;D

I wish for........ GS4!!!!! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 25, 2010, 08:03:12 AM
Granted, but its on the Wii2. xP

I wish for awesomeness.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 25, 2010, 08:06:50 AM
Granted, but Ivan just left the building. xP

I wish for time to speed up and return to regular speed permanently at 11 A.M. on December 25, 2010. :D Can't be a specific wish, huh?
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 25, 2010, 08:09:32 AM
Granted, but you grew old during the sped up time. xP Not specific enough, IsaacIvan.  :28:

I wish for diamond shark.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 25, 2010, 08:14:11 AM
Dang you. -_-''

Granted, but it tears you to shreds because it likes Mars Adepts.

I wish for Isaac's Scarf. (I SHALL MUG MATTHEW!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 25, 2010, 08:34:13 AM
 :61: Tehehhehe!

 :60: *Runs away from my sharky.*

Granted, but Jenna and Dora found that you took it and summoned Megaera.  :28:

I wish for Christmas presents.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 25, 2010, 08:38:28 AM
:O Megaera? SHE OWES MEH MUNEY!!! >:U

Granted, they're all empty.  :13: Now you're nowhere near as specific as possible. xD

I wish for the first season of Soul Eater by Ookubo Atsushi in a COMPLETE and CORRECT version for this years Christmas. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 25, 2010, 03:20:46 PM
GRANTED, BUT IT WAS DESTROIED!!!!!

I wish for the complete anime series of FMA Brotherhood.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 25, 2010, 06:35:14 PM
Granted, but the DVD won't work. >:D  :13:

I wish to complete Dark Dawn soon...... ;D Can't be too hard TLA took me little over a day.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 26, 2010, 04:15:22 AM
Granted, but you had to keep starting over.

i wish for myself to be able to understand most of Tsubasa.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 26, 2010, 09:20:32 AM
*Doesn't know what that means, so is going to say something random in 3, 2-* URMUM!! :O *.........Nevermind*

I wish that Svetta would stop leaving my party. xP
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 27, 2010, 01:23:51 AM
Ganted, but now Svetta joins the Pokemon Club forever. :08:

I wish for  :08: :60: :52: :59: :53: :10: :61: :24: :38: :25:.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 27, 2010, 06:44:41 AM
(i understand the Svete thing)
GRABTED, BUT YOU GOT  :04:  :66:  :23: :06:  :50:  :02:  :18:  :09:  :41:  :03:

i wish for my old phone back. TT.TT
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 27, 2010, 09:02:32 AM
Granted, but the moment you get it back it falls apart in your hands.

I wish that the game didn't have permanent roadblocks so that I could get every Djinn/Challenge Dullahan. (Now I have to make a new game. TTATT)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 27, 2010, 06:29:05 PM
......uh, granted, but you still can't get the djinn.


I wish for more time
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 27, 2010, 07:04:41 PM
Granted, but now you have to forever walk the Earth. Never aging. :D

I wish that you could skip cutscenes. :3
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 28, 2010, 11:33:58 AM
Granted, but now you can not flee battles. xp

I wish for the book of all knowledge.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 28, 2010, 07:12:13 PM
Granted, but it's the book of all knowledge on blankets!

I wish for 25!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 28, 2010, 10:31:21 PM
Granted, but it turns into 42. :13:

I wish for the Sol Blade. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 28, 2010, 10:43:53 PM
Granted, but it's actually rubber!

I wish for RT!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 28, 2010, 10:50:11 PM
Granted, but it turns into TR.

I wish that I could find Mario Kart and it is working and in mint condition.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 28, 2010, 11:08:57 PM
Granted,but it's someone elses you find(I have one)

I wish I was taller
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 28, 2010, 11:17:24 PM
(As do I) Granted, but short is the new tall. XD

I wish that Ivan will be alive in the next game.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 28, 2010, 11:26:41 PM
Granted,but everyone else dies.

I wish for short hair
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 28, 2010, 11:28:14 PM
Granted, but it's a messy haircut. D:

I wish that Ivan would stop getting called a midget. D':
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 29, 2010, 06:15:54 AM
Granted,but now they call him shrimp!

(how tall do you think he is?)

I wish for KQ....
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 30, 2010, 02:11:12 AM
D:

(Um...... I'd say 4'9 as a rough estimate.)

(KQ = Kingdom Quest in Fiesta...) Granted, but your connection failed before it worked. X3

I wish for win. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 30, 2010, 04:28:39 AM
Granted,but you got lost
(i was thinking just barley 5 ft exact...)

I wish for MAGIC
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 30, 2010, 07:51:14 AM
Granted, but you are beaten by angry Englishmen for being a which. X3

I wish for pi. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 30, 2010, 06:29:55 PM
Granted but it turned to Bi.

I wish for a better name
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 30, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
Granted, but your name becomes Brennan. ;D

I wish for the ability to see all the other main characters in GS4. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 30, 2010, 08:17:45 PM
Granted but that's all you can do.

I wish for Malk
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 30, 2010, 10:47:47 PM
Granted, but it turns to Milk. xP

I wish for a kitty. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 30, 2010, 11:34:08 PM
Granted, but it exploded!!

I wish for more ink
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 31, 2010, 06:00:04 AM
Granted, but it's invisible ink.

I wish I could remove some mental images. O.o (Scared for life)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 31, 2010, 06:45:09 AM
Granted, but it removed ALL images!!!

I wish for midnight!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 31, 2010, 07:39:16 AM
Granted, but time reverses itself and all clocks/time stops at 11:59 P.M. on December 31st, 2010. D: (Nuuuuuuuuuuu!!)

I wish for win. ;D (*CoughCoughIvanCoughCough*)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on December 31, 2010, 08:14:54 AM
Granted,but you lost everything to do with Golden Sun

I wish for thu COMPUTER!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 31, 2010, 09:04:59 AM
Granted, but it got a virus. xP

I wish to draw better. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 31, 2010, 09:21:05 AM
Granted, but now you lost your gaming skills. :13:

I wish for Matthew's aweshome Sol Blade. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 31, 2010, 09:22:21 AM
 :58: My gaming skillz!

Granted, but you can't use it. xP

I wish for a better scanner. T.T
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 31, 2010, 09:24:59 AM
Granted, but it breaks after the first use.....And it never finished. :13:

I wish that GS: TAS would get episode nine uploaded already. XP
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 01, 2011, 10:10:09 PM
Granted, but Youtube stops working. xp

I wish I wasn't so sleepy! x_x
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 01, 2011, 11:27:10 PM
Granted, but you never can sleep ever again.

I wish for #9!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 02, 2011, 12:49:39 AM
(From NCIS?) Granted, but your knife breaks. xD

I wish for an epic rule 34 and/or fanfiction of Matthew x Sveta ;D So Kawaii~.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 02, 2011, 01:56:34 AM
eh, not an Matthew :gsjoy: Sveta fan...

Granted, but they canceled each other out!!

I wish for more alone time.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 02, 2011, 05:21:28 AM
Granted, but now you are forever alone. (Including being alone on here. xP)

I wish for Blair to be real. (From Soul Eater ;D)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 02, 2011, 06:02:21 AM
 :34:
Oh my god....really  >_<

Granted, but she's the exact opposite as she is in the manga/anime

I wish for Blair to die by Maka  :30:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 02, 2011, 07:45:03 AM
Granted, but Blair takes over Maka's soul at the last second, and Maka turns into Blair. ;3

I wish for fresh, tasty, German Chocolate cake. :3
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 02, 2011, 10:01:30 PM
Granted, but they give ya food poisoning!!

I wish it was January 23!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 03, 2011, 02:51:25 AM
Granted, but January 23rd shall never exist again.  :30:

I wish that Ragnarok would stop being so mean to Crona. D':
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 03, 2011, 05:42:45 AM
(he will,just wait :)

Granted,but now Ragnorak is mean to everyone else triple times he already was

I wish for an endless night
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 03, 2011, 05:53:24 PM
Granted, but the Golden Sun shall NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN!!! D:

I wish for my own Jupiter Djinni that wuvz meh. X3  :jupiter_djinn:  :gsjoy:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 04, 2011, 04:00:59 AM
Granted, but it's a Mars Djinn  :mars_djinn: instead

I wish for now more mind tricks...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 04, 2011, 08:37:29 AM
(MAH DJINNI!!!!! D:)

Granted, but now everyone has those mind tricks. X3

I wish for Ivan's hair. (I can never seem to keep mine straight. XP)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 05, 2011, 12:49:21 AM
Granted, but now you can never change it EVER AGAIN IN YOUR PUNY LIFE!!!!! >:D

I wish for purple eyes!!! That'd be sooo cool!!!! :3
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 05, 2011, 04:38:49 AM
MAH HAIR RULEZ NAO!!!! >:D *Still has Ivan's hair* :3

Granted, but now you lost all of your hair and it will never grow back~. :3

I wish for more Spiritshippers~. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 09, 2011, 12:44:37 AM
Granted but camelot decides to pair Matthew with Karis. xP

I wish I wasn't sick and my laptop had more battery life.  :18:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 09, 2011, 02:07:32 AM
Granted, but everyone else has the sme problem now.

I wish I knew re names of the pairings....I really do.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 09, 2011, 05:27:52 AM
Granted, but the get RErenamed.

I wish that Dullahan was as easy as he was in TLA. (I beat him w/out anyone dying. ((Even Ivan.  :08:)))
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 09, 2011, 05:47:43 AM
Uh....what???

Granted, but everyone else you face are 10x as hard!!! XD

I wish for a GS4 with everyone else from the originals
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 09, 2011, 06:35:18 AM
Granted, but Kraden finally die- Wait. That's not corrupting. Now what could possibly corrupt th-. I KNOW!! Isaac and Ivan die, Kraden achieves immortality, and Alex's and Amiti's relationship becomes one big 'Star Wars' joke when they finally reveal the truth. XD

I wish that my game would just give me Excalibur and Herculean Axe, instead of the Big Bang (*Coughcough*Theory*Coughcough*) Gloves, when I forge stuff.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 09, 2011, 07:20:45 PM
 .....whoa....
(awesome avatar :D)

Granted, but they suck-simple.

I wish I wasn't so tired...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 09, 2011, 10:16:44 PM
Why, thank you. (Indeed it is. Ivan as an adult. I also haz Sheba and Jenna. :D)

Granted, but now you can NEVER sleep!! EVAR!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! :13:

I wish that Obaba forged like Sunshine for Yallam. In Percentages. XP
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 09, 2011, 10:27:07 PM
Granted, but she's not in the game now.

I wish for the download to go faster...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 09, 2011, 10:30:12 PM
Granted, but it goes so fast your computer crashes.

I wish for FOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 09, 2011, 10:32:24 PM
Granted, but it's PLASTIC!!!!!

i wish for Blair(the only time in the world, you'll ever see me say this)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 09, 2011, 10:58:40 PM
Granted, but she's horny and........ Imagination pl0x. >.< (No it won't be~. I have a screenshot of it~. <3 For annoyance reasons~.)

I wish for moar Spirit/Zephyrshipping~. <3 As you can tell, I rather like Sveta~. ;D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 10, 2011, 04:04:43 AM
Granted but Sveta ran away. xP

I wish for wings. ^^
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 10, 2011, 05:06:33 AM
May you please send me the list of pairings pwease please??

Granted, but you flew to close to the sun,got blind,and crashed.

I wish for ideas...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 10, 2011, 07:11:55 AM
Um..... The story goes that the wings were made of feathers and wax. When Icarus, the kid flying, got to close to the sun, the wax melted, and he crash-landed into the sea and drowned. Lovely story, no~?

Granted, but now you get a permanent brain-fart. XD

I wish for sleep. (I ****ing hate insomnia.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 11, 2011, 03:57:14 AM
(i know, but i'm to lazy to get it right)

Granted, but you never woke up!!

I wish for better leashes...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 11, 2011, 09:26:51 PM
Granted, but all the material goes into leashes, meaning NO CLOTHES!!!!!! :O

I wish for no homework. Even if the tests are impossible............ :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 12, 2011, 04:41:57 AM
Granted, but you don't ever get a job.

I wish for MUSIC WORTHY OF THE TIME!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 12, 2011, 11:01:36 PM
Granted, but the music worthy of Space is better. >:3

I wish for these braces to be removed ASAP. >:U
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 13, 2011, 03:01:48 AM
Granted, but it's effect is still within!:0

I wish for June to be here already
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 14, 2011, 01:38:54 AM
(That's good, because it means that I don't need a retainer~. ^^)

Granted, but now June will never happen again. >:3

I wish for CoN: Price Caspian on DVD :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 14, 2011, 06:03:53 AM
Granted but it broke. >:3

I wish for THGTAI.....
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 14, 2011, 09:22:19 PM
Um...... THGTAI? :O  :10:

I wish for a list of Matthew's and Sveta's genetics, so that I can make an accurate lovechild drawing. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 14, 2011, 11:43:30 PM
Eh,what????

Granted, butthey don't match,therefore cannot combine.

I wish for the 2aemeater to not happen!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 15, 2011, 12:13:34 AM
You said you wished for THGTAI.....

Oh well, if a lovechild is not possible, then that doesn't mean that love is. :D

Um...... 2aemeater?.........

I wish for Dullahan to stay in the ground permanently. ;D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 15, 2011, 02:53:44 AM
Spelled it wrong sorry.

Granted but so does Ivan,and Sveta.

I wish for the end.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 15, 2011, 03:59:53 AM
Granted, but it's only the end of the beginning. ;D

I wish for Sveta's ultimate item, and that bloody Excalibur!!!!!! >:U
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 15, 2011, 04:02:30 AM
*add Excalibur song here*

Granted, but it's Excalibur from SE.

I wish to be alone
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 15, 2011, 04:11:44 AM
>.< Shoulda seen dat coming. XP

Granted, but when you get home you get a huge surprise party. XD

I wish for at least 20 more Orihalcon. (Guaranteed to get at least one Excalibur from DD from that.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 15, 2011, 04:14:57 AM
Granted, but 19 of them are fake.

I wish I wasn't so sad. :/
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 15, 2011, 04:26:35 AM
(So do I)

Granted, but now you're always angry. XP

I wish for a functioning, working, perfectly fine piano that's guaranteed to last at least five more years in one piece. :D And still sounds like a regular piano. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 15, 2011, 04:28:15 AM
Granted, but it's my a normal piano. It eats you, XD

I wish for the night
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 15, 2011, 04:32:00 AM
Granted, but it becomes the day instead.

I wish for warmer weather soon. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 15, 2011, 04:36:27 AM
Granted, but you melt.

I wish for the Tragic Kingdom to be overhrowned
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 15, 2011, 04:37:50 AM
Granted, but it is Over-overthrown. XD

I wish for sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 15, 2011, 04:44:53 AM
(then go to sleep :))

Granted but you'll never wake up (said that before)

I wish for the real world to stop for a second
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 15, 2011, 05:20:48 AM
Granted, but then the Wise One warps us all to Weyard, and we lose all technology...... D:

I wish for a Jupiter Djinni plushie~. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 15, 2011, 06:49:49 PM
Granted, but it as cheaply made and broke.

I wish for a Death the Kid plushie
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 15, 2011, 07:38:38 PM
Granted, but it was made by the worst seamstress in the world, and falls apart the moment you touch it. >:D

I wish for Anspi Knuckles..... (That darned Grand Chimera just won't drop it. D:)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 15, 2011, 10:51:09 PM
Granted, but they brake.

I wish for evil
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 15, 2011, 11:03:11 PM
Granted, but it becomes good.

I wish for my Action Replay. (I can't seem to find the darned thing. D:)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 15, 2011, 11:05:00 PM
Granted, but it's busted.

I wish for rain
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 15, 2011, 11:07:15 PM
Granted, but you get a drought instead. XD

I wish for snow. (If it's gonna be this cold, THEN I WANT MAH GODD*MN SNOW!!!!)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 15, 2011, 11:10:32 PM
(understood! It's freezing here and If it rained,it'll snow)

Granted, but it burns up.

I wish for TV On The Big Screen
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 15, 2011, 11:17:25 PM
Granted, but the movie theater gets sued for Copyright Infringement....

I wish for an easy way to get the Anspi Knuckles. D':
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 15, 2011, 11:23:31 PM
Granted, but you get killed during it

I wish for Lord!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 15, 2011, 11:26:19 PM
Granted, but you become a Ruffian instead!! XD (Basing it of classes. XP)

I wish for another book. (Finished all mine)

(550th post. W00t!!)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 16, 2011, 01:52:52 AM
Granted, but it's in Arabic.

I wish for a quiz
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 16, 2011, 03:22:49 AM
Granted, but THAT'S in Arabic, and thus you fail. :D

I wish for...... Someone else to wish for something. (I finally beat Ol' Headless!! :D And I got Iris!!!! ;D)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 16, 2011, 03:44:46 AM
(YOU GOT IRIS!!!! WHERE IS OL' HEADLESS!!!!!!!!?????????)

granted, but it didn't post...
agreed.

i wish for more people to be online.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 16, 2011, 06:09:51 AM
(He's guarding the Summon Tablet. I beat him in two((Technically, it's three, because Reif lived in the first party with only 32 HP remaining. D:)) turns~. :D)

Granted, but now it's all crowded and junk.

I wish that Windows wouldn't automatically install everything.... Because then, I could tweak everything to my liking. D:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 16, 2011, 06:10:01 AM
Quote
i wish for more people to be online.
Granted I have returned to the internet, but I need to go off soon. xP

I wish for snow. ^^

EDIT: IsaacIvan posted before I completed my post. xD

Granted, but windows has been replaced with mac. xP
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 16, 2011, 06:15:42 AM
Granted, but it's of the yellow variety~. ;D

I wish for some more Phoenix Wrong videos. XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 18, 2011, 07:30:58 AM
Granted, but the videos are and were gone.

I wish I was able to sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 18, 2011, 07:54:11 AM
(I already found them. :D)

Granted, but you oversleep and miss school tomorrow. XP

I wish that my knuckle would stop hurting. D:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 18, 2011, 02:36:29 PM
(what have you been attaking? XD)

Granted, but now your hands hurt.

I wish I could understand English better.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 19, 2011, 01:18:20 AM
(Alas, English is one of the most complicated languages that exist to this day. Learning Latin would greatly help, since most English words are based from Latin. Also, from French and German.)

Granted, but the language is far more complicated than you imagined.

I wish for more people to be online. XP
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 19, 2011, 04:52:25 AM
Granted, but they're all online when you're not.

I wish for the codes...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 19, 2011, 10:26:39 PM
(You shoulda gotten those already........)

Granted, but they're the wrong passwords. XD

I wish for more episodes of White Collar. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 20, 2011, 12:06:21 AM
Granted, but those episodes got banned for something random. xP

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 20, 2011, 12:09:36 AM
Granted, but you can no longer walk at all.

I wig for luck! ♪(´ε` )
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 20, 2011, 12:10:58 AM
That's awesome. xDDDDDDDDDDD

Granted, but it's bad luck. xP

I wish for good luck for everyone in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 20, 2011, 12:12:09 AM
Granted, everyone gets good luck except for you.

I wish for my deleted data back.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 20, 2011, 02:06:24 AM
Granted, but it's corrupted.

I wish for....... Moar Spiritshippers. :3 And for the pairing to become cannon. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 20, 2011, 04:13:19 AM
Granted, but Camelot doesn't like it.
(and ya. I've made up my mind: it's a cute pairing, but I like Dawnshipping better)

I wish fo my score today.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 20, 2011, 04:36:05 AM
(Is assuming score means your test grade) Granted, but you failed.

I wish that Iris was actually worth fighting Dullahan for. =__="
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 20, 2011, 05:07:35 AM
Granted,  ut you never get to it now.

I wish for Sunday to come already.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 20, 2011, 09:06:31 PM
Granted, but it's 11:59 P.M. on Sunday, January 23. :D

I wish for it to be Friday night already.....
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 21, 2011, 01:00:26 AM
granted, but you fell asleep through it.

I wish for a super brain..
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 21, 2011, 01:32:33 AM
Granted, but it comes with a weak body....

I wish to find my GBA. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 21, 2011, 01:55:15 AM
granted, but it's broken

I wish for more coins.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 21, 2011, 02:14:32 AM
Granted, but they're Italian. Thus, no one cares about them, thus, they are worthless. ;3

I wish for a vacation sometime soon. ANYWHERE.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on January 21, 2011, 05:38:21 AM
Granted, but its on the moon with no air

I wish for a pepsi
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 21, 2011, 09:40:05 PM
Granted, but it's from 1963. =__="

I wish that my brother would shut up. XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 21, 2011, 09:43:36 PM
Granted, but he learned to mind read and send messages directly into your mind. xP

I wish to go on a cruise.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 21, 2011, 09:48:17 PM
Granted, but it sinks midway.

I wish for.......... Someone else to wish for me. ;D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 21, 2011, 09:52:11 PM
Granted, but they're wish to for you to wish for them. xD

 :09: So what happens because of that?

I wish to hold my breath for longer than 10 minutes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 21, 2011, 11:58:18 PM
Granted, but now you can't breathe at all!

I wish I was good at poetry. ( ;  ; )
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on January 22, 2011, 03:18:16 AM
Granted, but it won't be popular until your long dead

I wish for a tasty coney dog!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 22, 2011, 06:05:40 AM
Granted ,but it exploded when you touched it.

I wish for more courage.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 22, 2011, 07:19:29 AM
Granted, but now you lack Wisdom. (LoZ reference. :D)

I wish for my friend to get done with a book so I can read it. ^^;
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 22, 2011, 02:44:23 PM
Granted, but the book's in poor shape.

I wish for all the madness to stop.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on January 22, 2011, 05:58:53 PM
Granted, but now everything is forever boring

I wish for more sleep
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 22, 2011, 08:38:00 PM
Granted,but now that's all you ever do now.

I wish for the past.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on January 22, 2011, 09:45:16 PM
(accepted, I will gladly sleep forever)

Granted, but it is not your own past, but that of a starving child in africa!

I wish to find my GS 1 :(
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 23, 2011, 02:44:10 AM
granted, but your friend lost it.

I wish for gills?
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on January 23, 2011, 02:54:16 AM
Granted, but you can longer breath on land

I wish for money and love!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 23, 2011, 02:58:07 AM
Granted, but it's a different love and money you were expecting. xD You are now loved by all fish and you have play money. xP

I wish to see the pyramids. ^^
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on January 23, 2011, 03:06:40 AM
Granted, but it's only on TV

I wish to be famous!  :karst:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 23, 2011, 04:42:18 AM
Granted, but you're a famous criminal

I wish for food
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 23, 2011, 04:45:32 AM
Granted, but it's infected with streptococcal virus, and you get Strep Throat. (It sucks. Very badly)

I wish for a pet Jupiter Djinn.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on January 23, 2011, 04:57:12 AM
Granted, but its a fat guy in a Jupiter djinn suit

I wish my boyfriend would get off work...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 23, 2011, 05:01:03 AM
Granted, but it's because he gets laid-off. XD

I wish for more free time.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on January 23, 2011, 05:05:04 AM
Granted, but all of it is free and you lose everything!

I wish for food
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 23, 2011, 05:08:38 AM
Granted, but it's infected with streptococcal virus, and you get Strep Throat. (It sucks. Very badly) ((Didn't I type this already? XD))

I wish for Earl Grey tea. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on January 23, 2011, 05:12:48 AM
Granted, but it spills on the floor

I wish for a starry night
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 23, 2011, 06:32:54 AM
Granted, but on that starry night, a meteorite falls from the sky and destroys all life.

I wish for sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on January 23, 2011, 06:55:08 AM
Granted, but when you wake up you die

I wish for good music
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 23, 2011, 07:11:52 AM
Granted, but it's only 3 seconds long. XD

I wish that writer's block never existed, and that we still had the creativity and means to write. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on January 23, 2011, 07:44:30 PM
Granted, but now noone has arms

I wish for a new friend
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 24, 2011, 03:48:49 AM
Granted, but they backstab you later.

I wish for more sleep...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on January 24, 2011, 04:06:27 AM
Granted, but for every hour of new sleep someone close to you dies

I wish for more popcorn chicken :(
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 24, 2011, 09:02:51 PM
Granted, but the chicken ate the popcorn.

I wish that I was motivated to draw something.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 24, 2011, 09:28:49 PM
Granted, but now noone has arms.

Um...... Arms would count as means. XD

Granted, but it's a pairing. THAT kind of pairing. (*Crosses fingers for Zephyrshipping*)

I wish for a keyboard. :D The musical kind. And it works.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on January 24, 2011, 10:07:23 PM
Granted, but it only can play 5 notes

I wish people would get over Ivan
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 25, 2011, 01:48:44 AM
NO!! IVAN SHALL ALWAYS BE MY FAVOURITE!!!!!! Granted, but now everyone's on Isaac. Again. xD

I wish that people would give me a moment's peace.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on January 25, 2011, 03:13:43 AM
Granted, but it only is a moment

I wish to have more posts (THIS IS MY 100TH!)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 25, 2011, 04:00:37 AM
Great job!!!! You're a master adept!!!! :D

Granted, but they get deleted.

I wig for smarter people to be in charge of schools.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on January 25, 2011, 05:41:35 AM
Granted, but now all the students are dumb

I wish for... something to wish for
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 26, 2011, 12:59:05 AM
Granted, but it never happens. XD

I wish that teachers would stop thinking that they're the only ones that give us homework....
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 26, 2011, 02:19:26 AM


Granted, but now you get even more work.

I wish I paid attention in Science today.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 26, 2011, 02:24:14 AM
Granted, but all your teacher did today was ramble on. (I know mine does...)

I wish for easier Lang. Arts assignments. D:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on January 27, 2011, 04:05:56 AM
Granted, but now it's history work (im going to college to be a history teacher)

I wish for burger king >_> (chicken fries)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 27, 2011, 09:11:52 AM
Granted, but they're moldy and from 1951...

I wish for MMO's with good translations.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 27, 2011, 10:47:42 PM
Granted, but Tales of Pirates is already translated. xP

I wish I had more time. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 27, 2011, 11:18:11 PM
Granted, but it's only a second more. XP

I wish for a decent internet connection. (Mine relapses every 5 seconds, making it hard to do anything fun.....)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 28, 2011, 03:49:27 AM
Granted, but you have to pay a lot for it.

I wish for nightfall.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 28, 2011, 11:13:05 PM
Granted, but it becomes daybreak the moment after.

I wish for moar NCIS. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 29, 2011, 12:59:04 AM
uh, granted, but all of them suck...

I wish for more CSI: Las Vegas
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 29, 2011, 06:39:02 PM
Granted, but they all got stolen by aliens.

I wish for more vampire mangas.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 29, 2011, 08:30:01 PM
Granted, but they all SUCK.

I wish for Time to stop.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 30, 2011, 04:52:27 AM
Granted, but that means no GS4. D: *Insert OhNoes! here*

I wish for my GBA to work properly. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 30, 2011, 05:07:38 AM
"Oh Noes!!!"

Granted, but it only works for a few seconds.

I wish for more Chibi Coins.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 30, 2011, 06:00:47 AM
Granted, but you blow them all on some random hairstyle.

I wish that Sheba would stop dying!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 30, 2011, 07:44:58 AM
Granted, but now everyone else keeps on dieing.

I wish Felix would quit dieing!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 30, 2011, 10:08:13 AM
Granted, but now Jenna's dying. >:(

I wish that Hard mode wasn't so dang hard. (Stupid wish, I know. XD)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 30, 2011, 05:48:39 PM
Granted, but all the other levels now are.
(then why did you choose that level :p)

I wish for nothing to happen today.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 31, 2011, 02:49:29 AM
(Because it seemed like fun. TTT-TTT)

Granted, but everything happens tomorrow.

I wish for a calm school day tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 31, 2011, 02:55:52 AM
Granted, but when you get home, it's busy.

I wish for no school tomarrow. :(
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 31, 2011, 03:04:57 AM
Granted, but now you will have school *In a dark tone now* for the rest of your life!

I wish for a decent cellular phone.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 31, 2011, 03:26:39 AM
NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!

Granted, but it'd cost more than you will ever make in your life.

I wish for my GBA TT.TT
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 31, 2011, 03:49:51 AM
Granted, but it's busted.

I wish my computer would remember passwords. D':
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 31, 2011, 03:57:37 AM
Granted, but it can't remember ID's.

I wish for more room on my ipod.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 31, 2011, 04:05:52 AM
Granted, but you lost everything already on it.

I wish for a brother that was more mature?
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 31, 2011, 04:07:43 AM
Granted, but now, you're not.

I wish for it to finish loading already!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 31, 2011, 04:15:01 AM
Granted, but it won't play.

I wish for someone to respect privacy in this house!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on January 31, 2011, 01:59:46 PM
Granted, but only for a short time.

I wish everything was a bit more clear.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on February 01, 2011, 02:25:28 AM
Granted, but you still haven't the foggiest what anything means.

I wish to finish my project soon, and to get a good grade on it. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on February 01, 2011, 05:21:23 AM
Granted, but someone breaks it.

I wish I had enough strength to get off the couch.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on February 02, 2011, 12:37:08 AM
Granted, but you pass out from exerting so much energy. XD

I wish for a better to teh Interwebz. xP
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Karst on February 02, 2011, 01:59:48 AM
Granted, but now your keyboard no longer works!

I wish for easier classes lol
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on February 02, 2011, 02:28:03 AM
Granted, but the classes get canceled after a week. xD

I wish to own a small island. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on February 02, 2011, 03:11:46 AM
Granted, but it's so small you can't find it.

I wish for a minature Jupiter Lighthouse in my backyard XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on February 02, 2011, 04:51:02 AM
Granted, but every time you look at it, Karst and Agatio burn a kitten..... And your soul.......
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on February 03, 2011, 05:23:18 AM
:O!!!

You didn't wish for anything.  XD

I Wish for a wish to corrupt.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on February 03, 2011, 06:16:47 PM
Granted, but it's Mother Russia. XD

I wish for...... ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM!!!!!! :O!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on February 04, 2011, 04:20:22 AM
granted, but it fails!!!! ^^;

I wish for SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on February 04, 2011, 09:25:07 PM
Granted, but it ends one second later.

I wish for snow. :D And not the yellow kind. =__="
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on February 05, 2011, 04:00:00 AM
Granted, but it's toxic!!! :D

I wish for A NEVER ENDING SUPPLY OF CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!
XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on February 07, 2011, 03:24:42 AM
Granted, but it's the reindeer kind. (You know what I mean. XD)

I wish for Spring.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on February 07, 2011, 05:30:50 AM
Granted, but you actually get a spring. (boing :D)

I wish I was back in California. TT.TT
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on February 08, 2011, 09:25:01 PM
Granted, but it got Nagasaki'd.....

I wish for decent fanfictions.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on February 09, 2011, 01:02:02 AM
Granted, but the author never finishes them!!!
(I hate when that happens)

I wish I knew who won the Super Bowl
 :gsfrown:
 :garet:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on February 12, 2011, 05:41:21 AM
Granted, but it will never happen again..... :O (It was the Packers.)

I wish that certain mini-games weren't so frigging hard!! >:U
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on February 12, 2011, 08:07:05 PM
Granted, but now actual games are friggen hard.

I wish for Valentine's Day. :D
(and thanks)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on February 13, 2011, 05:25:53 AM
Granted, but you don't get any valentines. (I know I got at least one this year~. :D) And no problem.

I wish for more GRADE (Helps with a secondary playthrough) on my new game. D:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on February 13, 2011, 07:27:46 PM
Granted,but it fails.

I wish I could memorize all the Tarrot cards TT.TT
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on February 15, 2011, 05:49:05 AM
Granted, but you forgot the rest.

I wish that stopped sleeping at late hours.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on February 15, 2011, 06:09:23 AM
Granted, but now sleep in until late hours!!!

I wish for math HW to be done TT.TT
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on February 15, 2011, 11:09:09 PM
Granted, but the rest of your homework is 20x harder.

I wish for teachers to be more understanding... TTT-TTT
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on February 16, 2011, 12:20:14 AM
Granted, but now everyone else isn't.

I wish I was able to draw Iggy. ^^'
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on February 16, 2011, 02:03:48 AM
Granted, but now you don't want to draw Iggy anymore.

I wish for vacation.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on February 17, 2011, 02:39:09 AM
Granted, but you contract Malaria there.

I wish for good antivirus software... That works....And is free.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on February 18, 2011, 02:09:29 AM
Granted, but the support for the anti virus ends in a few days. xD
[spoiler=Anti Virus]AVGfree, Avast, Avira, Panda, Microsoft Security Essentials, and more.~ (http://download.cnet.com/windows/antivirus-software/?filter=licenseName%3D%22Free%22|&filterName=licenseName%3DFree|&tag=ltcol;narrow)[/spoiler]

I wish for a cool hat which won't be stolen, lost, or damaged in any way.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on February 21, 2011, 06:41:44 AM
Granted, but your shoes are all stolen,lost, and damaged in every way imaginable.

I wish for a poster of England!!! XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on February 21, 2011, 06:30:10 PM
Granted, but it was repainted by a child into France.

I wish to not get ill. T.T
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on February 22, 2011, 12:46:05 AM
Granted, but it happens anyways. XD

I wish for a little more privacy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 04, 2011, 08:31:03 AM
Granted, but now you're locked forever in your room.

I wish for a new desktop computer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on March 05, 2011, 09:57:23 PM
Granted, but it comes fresh with the worst virus imaginable. My kind. >:)

I wish for a Sheena Fujibayashi plushie~. :3
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on March 06, 2011, 12:27:35 AM
Granted, but it comes in peices.

I wish for more time. TT.TT
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 06, 2011, 09:54:40 PM
Granted, but I take it. xP

I wish to hear whales sounds.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on March 06, 2011, 10:09:27 PM
Granted, but it mentally scares you.

I wish my favorite book store wasn't closing.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 07, 2011, 09:42:01 PM
Granted, but now you have a new favorite book store.

I wish for prefect eyesight. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on March 09, 2011, 05:14:02 AM
Granted, but you have terrible hearing.

I wish I could understand math better.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 11, 2011, 07:06:32 AM
Granted but you drop in your other subjects.

I wish for my coughing to end. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on March 13, 2011, 01:41:53 AM
Granted, but now the sneezing begins~. :D

I wish for twincest yuri. ;-D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 13, 2011, 05:49:25 PM
Granted, but it's so bad that yuri gets banned everywhere.

I wish for a new desk. ^^
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on March 13, 2011, 11:26:22 PM
Granted, but it has been cursed! :>

I wish for the week to never end.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 14, 2011, 01:18:15 AM
Granted, but now everyone turned to elves. xP

I wish for to own a ocean. xP
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on March 14, 2011, 03:03:57 AM
Granted, but t becomes toxic.

I WISH I KNEW WHT ANIMALS WERE SAYING!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 14, 2011, 03:27:25 PM
Granted, but it so terrible that you hid yourself forever.

I wish I would read mind.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on March 15, 2011, 01:19:53 AM
Granted, but it mentaly scares you forever.

I wish for my own lybrary
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 15, 2011, 11:27:28 PM
Granted, but no one knows about it except you.

I wish for something sweet to eat.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on March 15, 2011, 11:49:03 PM
Granted, but you must pay the consequences later, whatever they may be.

I wish to find a free ringtone. :)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 15, 2011, 11:58:52 PM
Granted, but it contains a virus.  :20:

I wish to find a good restaurant. ^^
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on March 16, 2011, 10:08:39 PM
Granted, but you will never be able to enter it.

I wish It'd rain.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 19, 2011, 07:32:50 PM
Granted, but contains acid.

I wish the wii supported bluetooth keyboards. Typing with the wiimote is too slow. :52:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on March 19, 2011, 09:49:22 PM
Granted, but it crashes all together now.

I wish i wasn't as busy now. :37:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on March 21, 2011, 12:48:53 AM
Granted, nut now you're so un-busy that you become rather lathargic.

I wish my brother will get me ToS that is perfectly working and contains no viruses. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on March 22, 2011, 02:04:10 AM
Granted, but it explodes.

I wish for background music XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 22, 2011, 03:11:30 AM
Granted, but it's creepy.

I wish for to have blue-ray.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on March 22, 2011, 02:54:58 PM
Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for the buffing to work. (I got the game, but the first disk ((There are two)) looks like it went through a blender. :37:)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on March 22, 2011, 11:42:41 PM
Granted, but it fails anyways.

I wish i could paint.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 24, 2011, 10:42:52 PM
Granted, but you have nothing to paint on.

I wish to be able to enter paintings.  :gshappy:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on March 26, 2011, 05:31:38 AM
Granted, but you can never get out. >D

I wish for ideas.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 28, 2011, 01:25:16 AM
Granted, but the ideas are creepy and frightening.

I wish to never get ill again.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on March 29, 2011, 03:06:30 AM
Granted, but your foot gets chopped off. (random)

I wish for a cast.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 29, 2011, 05:40:34 AM
Granted, but it's not the cast that you wanted.

I wish that I could run faster..,
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on March 29, 2011, 11:01:30 PM
Granted, but now you have no stamina...

I wish for summer already. (I want to get to Latin classes ASAP. xD)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: MadMustache on March 30, 2011, 02:40:42 AM
Granted, but all you can speak is Latin.

I wish my hand was a dolphin.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 31, 2011, 05:06:12 AM
Granted, but now you need to keep your hand in water forever. =P

I wish be able to shrink and enlarge at will.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on March 31, 2011, 01:56:14 PM
Granted, but you get stuck in between the two sizes forever.

I wish to always have milk. ^^
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: MadMustache on March 31, 2011, 07:43:10 PM
Granted, but it's not cow's milk.

I wish for some cookies to go with your milk.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on April 02, 2011, 03:22:32 AM
Granted but they have no sugar.

I will for sugar candy. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 03, 2011, 08:52:34 PM
Granted but a giant taco eats it all. (random!)

I wish for Ivan to be real.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on April 03, 2011, 11:39:45 PM
Granted, but he sues Camelot for trapping souls into games. =P

I wish for more awesome 3ds games.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Vampire Cartheas And Naru on April 04, 2011, 12:48:04 AM
Granted but your 3DS explodes when you put a new game in it.

I wish Naru and I were vampires/werewolves.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on April 04, 2011, 01:52:49 AM
Granted, but hunters are now after you. xP

I wish that I had recharged batteries. >.< All the batteries are discharged.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on April 04, 2011, 04:12:49 AM
Granted but they only work for a few seconds.

I wish I was a bit nicer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: MadMustache on April 04, 2011, 08:57:18 PM
Granted, but everyone takes advantage of you.

I wish I had chips.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Vampire Cartheas And Naru on April 05, 2011, 12:31:49 AM
Granted but the chips are inserted into your head... and they're not the kind you wanted.

I wish Susa had been the Venus Adept instead of Felix.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on April 06, 2011, 02:30:49 AM
Granted but Susa isn't how you expected him and now wants Felix back.

I wish for A bit more cash.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Vampire Cartheas And Naru on April 06, 2011, 02:54:58 AM
Granted but a hobo steals the money.

I wish I had some boys to coach for soccer. They cooperate better than my girls!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on April 07, 2011, 01:54:35 AM
Granted but the team lost every game. =P

I wish that I had more time.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Vampire Cartheas And Naru on April 07, 2011, 02:10:46 AM
Granted but my giant pet taco ate it.
I wish I had a kitten that could destroy mankind! :P
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 07, 2011, 07:37:40 AM
granted but mankind destroys the kitten  :(

i wish a the game twilight princes
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Vampire Cartheas And Naru on April 07, 2011, 09:58:59 PM
Granted but the ghost of the kitten destroys it.
I wish for Susa to be a cannibal... gross, I know.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on April 08, 2011, 04:52:40 AM
Granted but cannibals shortly ate him. T_T

I wish to be able to read minds.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 08, 2011, 01:23:03 PM
granted, but not everybody,s mind is friendly or good

i wish a tank ^^
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Vampire Cartheas And Naru on April 08, 2011, 07:49:39 PM
Granted, but it has a mind of its own and blows you up. :P
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on April 09, 2011, 05:02:10 AM
Granted, but your wish of emptiness created a black hole. =P

I wish that the 3DS had more awesome games.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 09, 2011, 10:48:45 AM
granted but the games became 2D

i wish a big mouse
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Vampire Cartheas And Naru on April 10, 2011, 02:50:57 AM
Granted, but it has a mind of its own and blows you up. :P

(XD I could've swore I wished for something! Nice one, Sea!)
Granted, but you lose it.
I wish to have another cat so my cat could have (coughcoughmaneatingcoughcough) kittens!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on April 10, 2011, 02:52:25 AM
Granted,but they are man-eating kittens and eat your face. :D

I wish for an indestructable pencil!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Vampire Cartheas And Naru on April 10, 2011, 02:54:55 AM
Granted, but you cannot sharpen the pencil.
I wish birds would shut up for once! :P
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on April 10, 2011, 03:12:33 AM
Granted, but now they explode in your face. >:P

I wish for pink paper.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Vampire Cartheas And Naru on April 10, 2011, 03:59:46 AM
Granted, but it gives you pink eye. >:P
I wish for nothing. (not saying I have no wish, I'm saying nothingness IS my wish!)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 10, 2011, 08:23:10 AM
granted
but you get exploding cookie ^^

i wish a big turtle who takes over the world >:D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Vampire Cartheas And Naru on April 10, 2011, 03:55:55 PM
Granted, but InuYasha comes and slays the turtle. (<< Long story)
I wish for pie.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on April 10, 2011, 05:22:16 PM
Granted, but it's cardboard.

I wish for Stars
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Vampire Cartheas And Naru on April 10, 2011, 08:26:57 PM
Granted, but they blow up.
I wish for... A LUNATIC IVAN!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on April 10, 2011, 11:41:54 PM
Granted, but you also get a Lunatic Siax (from KH) whom destroys your Lunatic Ivan...

I wish for an iTunes account..... TTT-TTT
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Vampire Cartheas And Naru on April 11, 2011, 12:13:31 AM
Granted, but you can't use it.
I wish it wasn't so hot in my house.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on April 11, 2011, 06:12:25 AM
Granted, but it's now -40C.

I wish for pink elves.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Vampire Cartheas And Naru on April 11, 2011, 08:58:23 PM
Granted, but they're Dark Elves and they destroy your home.
I wish Sheba was here... and was a lunatic that ate giant tacos. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on April 11, 2011, 09:57:03 PM
Granted, but you just got a sudden craving for tacos when she eats them all...

I wish for less strenuous FCATs.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on April 12, 2011, 04:36:13 AM
Granted, but now there's new exams. xP

I wish for free money. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 12, 2011, 09:43:51 PM
Granted, but you're arrested because everyone thinks you stole it.
I wish for Jupiter Adepts to be real.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on April 13, 2011, 02:40:08 AM
Granted, but society, out of fear, orders all of them to be executed.... Dang it. Oh, and you weren't too far off, Sea... EOC's......

I wish for my hand to heal. (Injured playing football)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on April 13, 2011, 06:57:33 AM
Granted, but you are no longer playing football. =P

I wish to go to the moon.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 13, 2011, 08:41:09 AM
granted but the moon comes down hitting you

i wish that mine school dont give me everyday homework
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on April 13, 2011, 08:13:16 PM
Granted, but now you get everyday TAKE HOME TESTS!

I wish for that invalidation to be revoked...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 15, 2011, 03:06:20 PM
granted but it doenst revoke

i wish a new car
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: MadMustache on April 15, 2011, 04:54:33 PM
Granted, but it's a used car and breaks down all the time.

I wish to eat more cookies
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on April 15, 2011, 10:32:42 PM
granted but they explode in your face.

I wish for motivation.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on April 15, 2011, 10:44:57 PM
Granted, but some pirates steal it.  :28:

I wish have a ship. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 16, 2011, 12:35:06 PM
granted but it works only in the air *but it cant fly*

i wish a big :jenna:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 16, 2011, 04:39:24 PM
Granted, but it is so big, that it  crushes you.

I wish I could see him more often. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 17, 2011, 08:55:50 AM
granted but you see him never again  ???

i wish for some good music
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: MadMustache on April 17, 2011, 04:47:10 PM
Granted, but now it stuck in your head for all eternity.

I wish for more Lucky Charms
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 17, 2011, 07:09:10 PM
Granted, but they bring you bad luck. XP

I wish for more pop.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on April 19, 2011, 01:35:42 AM
Granted, but the pop can explode.

I wish for puns.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 19, 2011, 02:08:16 AM
Granted, but they aren't good ones.
I wish for roses from my BF. ^.^
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 19, 2011, 08:34:28 AM
granted but youre bf doesnt need them and throws them right away

i wish a good night sleep
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 19, 2011, 10:53:22 PM
Granted, but now you can never wake up.
I wish he lived near me again.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: MadMustache on April 20, 2011, 01:15:51 AM
Granted. Now he becomes your stalker.

I wish to not to be awake at 5 AM
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 20, 2011, 01:34:47 AM
(We stalk each other?! I hope he doesn't notice me while I stalk him! It could ruin my life! lol)
Granted, but now you are awake at 3 AM.
I wish my friend had a pony. XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on April 20, 2011, 03:16:48 AM
Granted but it grows wings and flys away.

I wish for fish!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 20, 2011, 05:07:18 PM
granted but the fish are trying to eat youre face off :P

i wish a good book
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 21, 2011, 12:28:45 AM
Granted, but you drop it in the toilet(how?).
I wish he'd be happy and lived with me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on April 21, 2011, 12:32:29 AM
Granted, but he went to she later.

I wish to have a new plant.

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 21, 2011, 12:35:25 AM
Granted, but it grows tacos that eat you.
I wish my mom understood me. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 21, 2011, 04:50:28 PM
granted but she becames youre dad

i wish i know a funny joke
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 21, 2011, 08:51:50 PM
Granted, but mine are better! XP
I wish I could meet my dad and he wasn't as bad as everyone said he was.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on April 22, 2011, 12:04:57 AM
Granted, but it's at his funeral..... Sorry.

I wish for a new computer soon.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 22, 2011, 01:58:50 AM
Granted, but right when you touch it, it explodes. XP
I wish for James to LEAVE ME ALONE
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on April 22, 2011, 03:19:30 AM
There's a friend of mine named James that won't shut up or leave me alone in my Sixth period. xD

I wish for more time to spend on my game.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 22, 2011, 02:13:12 PM
Granted, but now you don't have enough time to do anything else, like eating, drinking, etc.
I wish I wasn't so depressed.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 22, 2011, 03:38:34 PM
granted but now youre for ever angry without changing from mood anymore

i wish that ps3 network is online again
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 22, 2011, 04:49:57 PM
Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish to be alone for a while.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: MadMustache on April 22, 2011, 05:46:30 PM
Granted. Now you're always alone.

I wish to be able to eat a hamburger today.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 22, 2011, 06:16:18 PM
Granted, but it doesn't taste good.
I wish my depression wasn't so big.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on April 23, 2011, 01:57:35 AM
Granted, but now your heart is tiny. As in you don't care about ANYTHING anymore...

I wish for a good steak~. (I know I'm getting one.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 23, 2011, 10:44:51 AM
granted but its so horribel that after 1 nip you die

i wish that my mom doesnt give me always something stupid to do
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on April 23, 2011, 10:06:12 PM
Granted, but now you have to do tiresome work. =P

I wish to have a water wallpaper for my room.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 24, 2011, 12:16:14 AM
Granted, but it is real water and it floods your whole house.
I wish for cheese.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on April 24, 2011, 09:38:23 AM
Granted, you turned into cheese.

I wish to find dark dawn icons.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 24, 2011, 10:22:06 AM
granted but you find only light dawn icons
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on April 24, 2011, 10:58:28 AM
Lol.

Granted, but your wish of emptiness is empty. xP

I wish for a Caribbean painting.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 24, 2011, 11:53:37 AM
graned but its became a asian painting

i wish for something to do
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 24, 2011, 05:31:13 PM
Granted, but it's really boring and hard work.
I wish for a fishy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on April 25, 2011, 03:47:08 AM
Granted, but you shook the bag too many times. xD

 I wish for Japan to recover, and CHINA to be hit by a Tsunami. That's for taking my money. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 25, 2011, 03:09:55 PM
granted but japan doesnt recover and youre country gets hit by a tempest the size of china

i wish a cholade heart
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 25, 2011, 08:59:46 PM
Granted, but it's poison, instead.
I wish for more Skelanimals!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: MadMustache on April 25, 2011, 11:06:20 PM
Granted. They come to life and eat your brains.

I wish for ice cream.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 26, 2011, 12:30:03 AM
Granted, but when you touch it, it turns you into a snowman that is always "bullied"....
I wish to get passed Magma Rock.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on April 26, 2011, 02:11:54 AM
Granted, but you get stuck at Mars Lighthouse. xD

I wish for a good nights rest. Even if I never wake up. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on April 27, 2011, 03:57:12 AM
Granted, but where you sleep ends up on fire...somehow...

I wish for 'no-testing' this week.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on April 28, 2011, 05:53:21 AM
Granted, but you have more homework.

I wish to draw better.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 28, 2011, 11:57:48 PM
Granted, but you don't like how you draw.
I wish I could live my best friend.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on May 01, 2011, 08:25:06 AM
granted but he becames youre worst enemy

i wish my cold was over...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on May 04, 2011, 03:41:09 AM
granted, but your home roof explodes now.

i wish my bad cough would go away.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on May 04, 2011, 12:14:40 PM
granted but youre get another illness instead

i wish i never get ill anymore
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on May 04, 2011, 11:13:55 PM
(me too) Granted but aliens come and take away all your electronics.(random...)

I wish for more inking pens.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on May 05, 2011, 03:42:23 PM
granted you get so much inkpens that you drown in it

i wish a new battery for my mouse
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on May 09, 2011, 12:17:50 AM
Granted,but it comes alive and attacks you.

I wish for an easy day.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on May 09, 2011, 01:56:13 AM
Granted, but the rest of your days are more tougher.

I wish for a flying fish.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: MadMustache on May 09, 2011, 03:12:52 AM
Granted. But it flies into your face.

I wish to sleep forever.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on May 10, 2011, 04:51:41 PM
granted but with endless sleep comes endless nightmares

i wish that my alarm clock is dead
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on May 11, 2011, 12:38:02 AM
Granted but it's ghost haunts you! (Clocks have spirits?!)
I wish to meet Justin Bieber and make his life HELL!
(I hate Justin 'Beaver'!)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on May 11, 2011, 04:52:20 PM
granted but he becames youre dad and make youre life hell :D

i wish justin bieber never could sing anymore
(i hate his voice)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on May 12, 2011, 12:32:47 AM
(IKR, he sounds like a girl)
Granted, but now you hate his voice even more.
I wish heat and paranormal things didn't always make me go insane.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on May 13, 2011, 05:25:36 AM
granted but now everything else make you go insane

i wish that my cp becomes faster
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on May 16, 2011, 07:06:01 PM
Granted, but it's so fast, it explodes.
I wish he noticed me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on May 18, 2011, 05:04:55 AM
Granted, but he also noticed another.

I wish to have solar panels. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on May 18, 2011, 10:57:41 PM
Granted, but they fall apart.
I wish for Kasey to marry me. :gsjoy:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on May 19, 2011, 11:19:39 PM
Granted,but you get end up in a divorce.
 :gssweatdrop:
I wish for motivation.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on May 22, 2011, 09:31:44 AM
granted but you get so motivated you explode

i wish my parents understand me
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on May 22, 2011, 06:48:32 PM
Granted, but they only pretend to care.

I wish I could get revenge.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on May 25, 2011, 01:30:29 AM
Granted, but your revenge instead helps him/her.

I wish that summer vacations would start already.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on May 26, 2011, 05:24:16 PM
granted but christmiss dispears for ever  :huh:

i wish for a good song to listen
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on May 28, 2011, 03:31:20 AM
Granted,but it's the only song you'll ever hear again.

I wish for Tuesday!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on May 29, 2011, 03:57:43 PM
granted but the next day some aliens kidnap you

i wish for a good meal to eat

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on May 31, 2011, 02:22:09 PM
Granted, but then you start to fast.

I wish for cheese.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: MadMustache on June 01, 2011, 12:21:59 AM
Granted, but you're lactose intolerant.

I wish not to be lazy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on June 01, 2011, 04:10:31 PM
Granted, but you're so active that you get everything done and are now bored forever.

I wish for candy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on June 02, 2011, 08:49:59 PM
Granted, but the candy grew insane and attacked you.

I wish for no sewing lessons.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 03, 2011, 04:26:02 AM
Granted, but you get clogging lessons instead.

I wish for my friend gets a happy birthday. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on June 06, 2011, 09:45:21 PM
Granted, but it's not this year's birthday. =P

I wish for a chocolate cake for my cousin's birthday. ^.^
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on June 06, 2011, 11:37:58 PM
Granted, but it eats your cousin.

I hope I get money on my birthday. XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on June 07, 2011, 03:50:53 AM
Granted, but it is only a few cents.
I wish to meet Selena Gomez on my birthday.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 08, 2011, 05:05:33 AM
(How many birthday wishes is that now!? O.o) Granted, but she brings along Justin Beiber who sings at your party and ruins it.

I wish for my computer to be fixed. Or world peace, whichever happens first..... Probably the latter. XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on June 09, 2011, 04:02:21 AM
Granted, but now your computer is out of date and can't use any of the new programs. =P

I wish that nintendo published more details of their new console. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 09, 2011, 05:42:05 AM
Granted, but an hour after publishing it, they decide to scrap the idea entirely.

I wish for three good-quality microphones with a brand-new, full xo er warranty on them. :D.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 13, 2011, 01:29:02 AM
Granted, but you spontaneously combusted before you could enjoy them. :13:

I wish that the school year was over already… I'm want summer vacation
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 13, 2011, 03:14:48 PM
granted but summer vacation ends in three days after it startes :o

i wish i never get a virus again on my laptop

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 13, 2011, 06:53:32 PM
Granted, but your laptop explodes.

I wish for GS4 to come out on 3ds within the next year
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 14, 2011, 04:48:13 AM
granted but it becames 40+ game (o.0) so you cant play it

i wish that that the newest gs game(s) already are done
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on June 14, 2011, 05:14:53 AM
Granted, but they are all glitched.

I wish I didn't step on my cake. TT_TT
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 14, 2011, 06:07:57 PM
Granted, but now your cake never existed.

I wish that homework is illegal.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on June 14, 2011, 11:12:46 PM
Granted, but millions of students every day now go to jail. XD

I wish I had purple eyes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 15, 2011, 02:20:15 AM
Granted, but you are now blind.

I wish  :kraden: would just SHUT UP in the golden sun games
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 15, 2011, 03:03:57 PM
granted but he talks youre ears off in this world

i wish that a random alien
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 19, 2011, 10:31:37 PM
Granted! A random alien came to earth and killed you, your family, and everybody you know! (You didn't finish the wish, so I made a random one up for you)

I wish that everyone would accept that global warming is existent, is our fault, and is a problem, and that we need to solve it.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 19, 2011, 11:23:03 PM
Granted, (I believe that too. lol) but almost everyone is too lazy to do anything about it. ((Probably true as well. D:))

I wish for school to begin. I grow tired of sitting here doing nothing...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 19, 2011, 11:30:27 PM
Granted, but then you get expelled.

I wish for school to end. Stupid snow days keeping me in school till the end of June…
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on June 20, 2011, 05:01:55 AM
Granted, but when you leave the school grounds, you somehow get captured by random aliens.

I wish for better drawing tools.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 20, 2011, 11:13:19 AM
YAAAAY RANDOM ALIENS!!!!

Granted, but they are extremely fragile and break as soon as you touch them.

I wish for a never ending supply of books that I would enjoy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on June 20, 2011, 01:35:45 PM
Granted, but once you open them, they are in a laguage you don't speak.

I wish for a pony.
(WTF)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 20, 2011, 02:55:23 PM
granted but the pony eats you alive

i wish for more time to have fun
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 20, 2011, 02:58:50 PM
Granted, but now you have so much time, that nothing becomes fun anymore.

I wish for the proper ingredients for a cake. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 20, 2011, 03:02:49 PM
granted you get the proper ingredients of cake who taste really bad

i wish for more wishes
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 20, 2011, 03:10:50 PM
Granted, but- Wait a minute! A genie cannot grant that! Jade!
Jade: "I, who stand at the full light of the Heavens, command thee, who opens the gates of Hell. Come forth, Divine Lightning! This ends now! INDIGNATION!

I wish for Jade's sexy hair. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 20, 2011, 03:18:38 PM
granted but the hair becomes a beast at full moon

i wish for a good day at school (with out trouble)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on June 20, 2011, 03:30:26 PM
Granted, but your best friend gets bullied. (Bahahahahaha)

I wish to not see my mom on her birthday.  :glare:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 20, 2011, 03:31:32 PM
Granted, but she see you on yours. O.o Stalkermom! D:

I wish for a nice, clean, permanent swimming pool in my back yard, that cannot be exploded in any way. Also, the water must be fresh and remain clean and easy to maintain. It will also remain under myownership, forever. Even after I die. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on June 20, 2011, 03:38:20 PM
Granted but it has sharks. Bahahahahahaha!

I wish to sound more like a sheep when I tried to.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 20, 2011, 03:45:45 PM
Granted, but you become mute, and can no longer make a sound.

I wish for a house free of all pests. (Spiders, rats, older brothers, etc.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 20, 2011, 06:57:52 PM
Granted, but you can't leave it without being assaulted by all the pests in the world.

I wish there were no mosquitos in my town

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 20, 2011, 07:05:30 PM
Granted, but now spiders rule over your town, and you can never leave. >:D

I wish for my friends to get home soon. (Everyone is out of town or busy. D:)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 20, 2011, 07:15:35 PM
Granted, but then your parents spontaneously decide to move to Alaska.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 20, 2011, 07:22:00 PM
Excellent wish. XD

Granted, but now nothing exists anymore.

I wish for something interesting to happen, that no one dies or is injured in. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 20, 2011, 07:29:21 PM
(Blah, forgot to type in a wish, maybe because I'm running out of ideas.)

Granted, but then you are suspended in one awkward stance for the rest of your life.

I wish my dogs were home, I miss them  :crying:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 20, 2011, 07:48:28 PM
Granted, but they have worms. D: Man, I hate it when dogs get those...

I wish for some artistic creativity.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 20, 2011, 11:20:33 PM
Granted, but you lost your ability to draw.

I wish I am a better actor
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 21, 2011, 03:17:23 AM
Granted, but you then lead a very mundane life. Forever. >:-D

I wish for an RPG to work out the way I want it to..... D:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 21, 2011, 10:25:08 AM
granted but you gets killed al the time over and over in it till youre console explode

i wish for a new battery who cant be stolen explode or eaten,
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 21, 2011, 11:13:28 AM
 :confused1:??

Umm… Granted, but you drop it in a fire and it explodes.

I wish that I don't need to sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 22, 2011, 01:18:09 AM
Granted, but you need 10x the amount of food. XD

I wish for a nice hot shower... I think I'll take one now. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 22, 2011, 03:04:25 AM
Granted, but its not water, ITS ACID!!!  :28:

I wish I know what my dreams actually mean
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 22, 2011, 04:11:38 AM
Granted, but you find out that they mean you are an alien, whose sole purpose is to BE DESTROYED! >:DDDDDDD

I wish for the New Golden Sun's preview to be released. :'D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 22, 2011, 11:16:55 AM
Granted, but you find out that you hate the idea.

I wish that my computer wouldn't crash.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 22, 2011, 03:38:49 PM
granted but now it works so fast youre eyes explode

i wish for a cool drink
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on June 22, 2011, 04:19:15 PM
Granted, but it's frozen solid.

I wish for Photoshop.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 22, 2011, 06:55:07 PM
Granted, but you get a version that doesn't run on your computer.

I wish that it would only rain in places that need more water.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 22, 2011, 07:21:45 PM
Granted, but the rain is permanent, and the lands flood. D:

I wish for better colored pencils.....
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 22, 2011, 08:45:00 PM
Granted, but you lose all your other art supplies.

I wish for a Golden Sun character to be playable in the next Super Smash Bros
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on June 23, 2011, 01:22:11 AM
Granted, but it is one you hate.

I wish for Kraden to die. Bahaha
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 23, 2011, 01:54:39 AM
Granted, but his spirit possesses your best friend.

I wish for an interesting GS fanfiction. The ones I've read recently were boring.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 23, 2011, 06:59:46 AM
Granted, but now there are NO OTHER GOOD FANFICTIONS! >:D Oh..... That makes mine bad now.......... :58:

I wish for a six hour sleep, and nothing bad to occur within the following 24 hours. [I don't care about after that. XP]
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 23, 2011, 11:05:18 AM
Granted, but you die and go to hell as soon as the 24 hours are up.

I wish I had the ability to block out noise completely
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 23, 2011, 02:56:08 PM
granted but now you became deaf and blind for ever

i wish for school to end now so holidays can start
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 23, 2011, 07:50:25 PM
(When does school end for you?)

Granted but your parents suddenly decide for you to go to summer school the entire time.

I wish for a  :mercury_djinn: as a pet (I know, kind of strange)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on June 23, 2011, 08:12:01 PM
(Not really, lol.) Granted, but it freezes you whenever you're around it. XP

I wish for my friends to get back from band camp.....
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 24, 2011, 02:31:08 AM
Granted, but they hate you now.

I wish I'm at camp instead of still being in school
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 24, 2011, 02:41:06 PM
about 4 long weeks >.<

granted but the camp is a military camp who makes it very uneasy for you

i wish i could beter spel english
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on June 25, 2011, 04:14:00 PM
Granted,but you fail at any other language.

I wish for super hearing!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 25, 2011, 05:51:53 PM
Granted, but you lose all your other senses.

I wish I could be an Adept in real life.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on June 25, 2011, 11:02:58 PM
Granted, but you don't know how to use your Psynergy/powers.

I wish to be Cosmo The Seedrian! (If you don't know Sonic X, you won't know Cosmo)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Matthews on June 26, 2011, 12:44:29 AM
Granted, but since you are a plant, you cannot move.

I wish my brother left me alone.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 26, 2011, 02:17:39 AM
Granted, but that is because you murdered him and you were sent to jail.

I wish I could see dead people.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on June 26, 2011, 03:01:41 AM
Granted, but they come back to life and EAT YOU!  :28:

I wish for Ivy/Squishy. (xD)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Matthews on June 26, 2011, 03:09:09 AM
O.o
Granted, but I take you somewhere and LOCK YOU UP! (I got nothing good for that! DX)

I wish for Sheba not to call me Ivy or Squishy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 26, 2011, 07:18:24 AM
granted but now she calls you even worse things

i wish for a good nickname for my goldfish :p
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 26, 2011, 09:24:50 PM
Granted but he gets flushed down the toilet.

I wish my parents would stop forcing me to be more social
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Matthews on June 27, 2011, 12:24:12 AM
Granted, but now you are never social.

I wish for nothingness. ^_^
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 27, 2011, 02:23:03 AM
Granted, but you got nothingness for one nanosecond.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Matthews on June 27, 2011, 04:21:20 PM
Granted, but you have it for the rest of your life.

I wish for my cats to stop attacking one another.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on June 27, 2011, 04:28:18 PM
Granted but now they attack you!  :28:

I wish for caramel.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 27, 2011, 04:36:53 PM
Granted, but it comes to life and eats you!

I wish for swiss chocolate  :drool:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 28, 2011, 02:22:39 PM
granted you get iris chocolate (who taste horrible)

i wish for a nice hot dinner
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 28, 2011, 02:48:24 PM
Granted but your family eats it all before you take a bite.

I wish to live in switzerland again. I miss it there.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on June 29, 2011, 05:24:07 AM
Granted, butyou can never leave.

I wish I was able to kill the fly in my window.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 29, 2011, 01:12:38 PM
Granted, but then another fly goes into you window and you can't kill it.

I wish for candy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on June 29, 2011, 04:34:35 PM
Granted but you get so many cavities that your teeth rot and fall out.

I wish for.....Cosmo The Seedrian to be real.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Matthews on June 29, 2011, 04:39:10 PM
Granted but she doesn't want to be near you because you annoy her to death. ^^

I wish for people to stop bugging me online.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 29, 2011, 05:32:17 PM
Granted but they found you in real life and started bugging you in person.

I wish for an epic sword!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on June 30, 2011, 12:58:56 AM
GRANTED, BUT YOU GET CURSED!!!!!

I wish for a humaniod pie.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 30, 2011, 03:20:02 AM
Granted, but the humanoid pie randomly disappears as soon as you get it.

I wish to know everything.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 30, 2011, 02:43:03 PM
granted but by knowing so much about everything everybody is gonna hate you for that

i wish for to know the answers for my last test for this schoolyear
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on June 30, 2011, 04:16:37 PM
Granted, but when you get a lot of them right, the teacher suspects you of cheating.


I wish for peace and quiet for me emo self.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on June 30, 2011, 06:50:39 PM
Granted, but then you aren't emo anymore (It never said that it had to be bad... I just had to corrupt it)

I wish for a more exciting summer break
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 01, 2011, 01:47:24 PM
granted but for some reason it becomes even boring as youre normal break

i wish for no grammer problems
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 02, 2011, 07:28:17 PM
HEY, ME TOO!!!  :biggrin:
Granted, but you can't speak now that you don't have problems.

I wish a robot would burst through the sky and say,"Become one with Mother Russia." :))
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 03, 2011, 12:15:37 AM
Granted, but the robot kills you before you are able to see it.

I wish for decent air conditioning in my house.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 03, 2011, 04:58:57 AM
Granted, but it Thinks you're cheating on it with your cat, so it brakes down often. :)

I wish for a sharpener.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 03, 2011, 07:54:28 AM
granted but it cuts youre fingers off

i wish for that the girl who stalks me on twitter stops with it
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 03, 2011, 03:37:21 PM
Granted, but then she tells one of her friends to stalk you for her.

I wish for my wii to be at my house instead of at my ski house.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 03, 2011, 10:34:25 PM
Granted, but it gets stolen by jelous others.

I wish I was a superhero!!! XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 04, 2011, 12:07:32 AM
Granted, but your ability is to sink to the center of the earth as soon as you see a villain.

I wish for  :38:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 04, 2011, 01:13:27 AM
Granted, but you get  :53:

I wish for easier ways.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 04, 2011, 01:21:52 AM
Granted, but you get bored.

I wish  :kraden: would die in GS4
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 04, 2011, 03:48:24 AM
....I am sorry, I will not corrupt that and say I agree to it. I am sorry.

I wish for the will to corrupt the wish above me!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 04, 2011, 04:27:13 AM
Granted, but then you can't figure out how to corrupt it.

I wish  :piers: would reveal how old he actually is.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 04, 2011, 04:58:33 AM
Granted, but it's completely ridiculous.

I wish to get rid of my shyness. >.>
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 04, 2011, 12:52:57 PM
Granted, but now you are the only person in the world.

I wish that I'm not tired
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 04, 2011, 02:17:39 PM
granted but you get so much energy your running like mad 3 days round your house

i wish for more money to get every week
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 04, 2011, 09:13:25 PM
Granted but it's all fake.

I wish Today would last forever.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 04, 2011, 10:19:31 PM
Granted, but it just repeats itself over and over for eternity.

I wish for eternal peace.

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 04, 2011, 10:35:17 PM
Granted, but you're now boring.

I wish for the next chapter to be up!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 04, 2011, 10:40:31 PM
? Next chapter of what?
Granted but you hate it.

I wish I knew what danny was talking about
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 04, 2011, 10:50:06 PM
(a story called Behind the Mask)
Granted, but your head explodes from overload.

I wish people understood what i was talking about.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 04, 2011, 10:57:00 PM
(Is it a GS fanfiction?)

Granted, but then they get creeped out by what you said and leave.

I wish for another dog.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 04, 2011, 11:00:53 PM
(no, it's a Hetalia FF. my friend is the author.)

Granted but it likes to bite you.

I wish for an excuse to use!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 04, 2011, 11:03:37 PM
Granted but it is a very, very bad excuse.

I wish that camelot wouldn't take another 9 years to make GS4
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 05, 2011, 05:21:45 AM
granted but just to anoy you and everybody it takes 8 years and 364 days

i wish that the newest gs game already has a screenshot (im really curios how it gonna look like)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 01:24:33 PM
Granted, but it is a game over screen.

I wish Camelot would reveal the main characters for GS4.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 05, 2011, 02:39:47 PM
granted but you while never play the game

i wish for gs4 to have dark and light psyenergy
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 02:47:15 PM
Granted, but it only makes references to it instead of actually having it in-game.

I wish I knew what dark and light djinn would look like.

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 05, 2011, 02:49:34 PM
granted but before you see them you get for some unknown reason blind

i wish that alex dies in gs4
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 02:51:30 PM
I'm sorry, but there is no possible way to corrupt that.

I wish someone else would answer that.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 05, 2011, 02:57:25 PM
granted but he dont want to corrupt it either

i wish for some good gs villians who are pretty evil and not just plain stupid in gs4
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 06:40:21 PM
 :alex: was meant to be the actually evil one. Chalis and Blados were just dumb.

Granted, but you are unable to get the game.

I wish for some more emoticons on the forum
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 05, 2011, 08:58:06 PM
Granted, but they SUCK.

I wish for a pencil within a pen.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 09:03:53 PM
Granted, but both the pencil and the eraser are terrible.

I wish for the talent/creativity to draw.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 05, 2011, 09:15:15 PM
Granted, but you have no motivation.

I wish I had photoshop like my friends. TT^TT
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 09:21:00 PM
Granted, but you don't have anything to run it on.

I wish that Xenia hadn't lost the Voice.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 05, 2011, 09:23:24 PM
I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!! At least she gets to tour around America.

Granted, but she doesn't go far afterwards.

I wish I remebered what I was thinking.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 09:28:53 PM
They're coming to boston (Where I live) but I'm going to be in camp that day  :14:

Granted, but you realize that it was extremely stupid.

I wish  :menardi: :karst: would come back to life in GS4.  I hate the Tuaparang
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 05, 2011, 09:31:56 PM
 :55: Aw, sorry about that.

Granted but they come with three sets of  :agatio:.

I wish for a way to go back to my old home. TT.TT
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 09:33:06 PM
Where is your old home?

Granted, but it was destroyed.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 05, 2011, 09:34:24 PM
Florence,Italy. I miss it so much....but where I am now isn't that bad.  :smile:

I wish for a ticket to candy mountain!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 09:41:33 PM
I actually lived in Zurich, Switzerland for the last two years and I would give almost anything to go back.

Granted, but you get two unicorns going with you, constantly saying "Candy mountain daaaaaannny, candy mountain!" (Charlie the Unicorn reference)

I wish for Swiss chocolate!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 05, 2011, 09:46:05 PM
Oh that's cool!  :biggrin: always wanted to go there.

Granted, but they're long over-expired.

I wish for cheese!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 09:47:04 PM
It's a beautiful city.

Granted, but the cheese is moldy.

I wish I don't have to wear glasses.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 05, 2011, 09:51:34 PM
Granted, but your eyes split!

I wish I had my own way of spelling.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 09:54:42 PM
Granted, but nobody else understands it.

I wish to have a younger sibling.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 05, 2011, 09:55:49 PM
Granted, but they annoy the heck out of you.

I wish my sisters could have a mute button.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 09:58:29 PM
Granted, but the mute button is the same as a gun.

I wish my sisters are home.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 05, 2011, 10:01:48 PM
granted, but they also annoy the heck out of you. XD

I wish for an easier way to respond..
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 10:04:29 PM
Granted but you make a bunch of mistakes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 05, 2011, 10:05:52 PM
I wish Mercuryftw would wish something. XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 10:17:19 PM
Granted but I wish for you to be dead.

I wish for dannyaang to die (Sorry!!! I can't lie...)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 05, 2011, 10:19:13 PM
(eh, that's fine. Most people probably do too.)

Granted, but but then your computer crashes.

I wish for a knife.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 10:31:22 PM
Granted but it's a butter knife

I wish I would be able to see Xenia on tour
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 05, 2011, 10:32:30 PM
Granted, but the show gets canceled.

i wish for a wish i can use.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 10:37:59 PM
Granted, but you don't have any wishes left.

I wish for wishes that come true in real life.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 05, 2011, 10:46:54 PM
Granted, but the world becomes chaos.

I wish for a nice welcome instead of an insult.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 10:49:19 PM
Nice welcome where?

Granted, but that only happens once.

I wish more people would be active on the forum.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 05, 2011, 10:58:08 PM
At stores.  :glare:

(i do too)
Granted, but they don't respond to you.

I wish for ideas.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 05, 2011, 10:59:55 PM
Granted but they are ideas you already posted.

I wish for some new games. I'm already bored with the ones I have.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 05, 2011, 11:08:09 PM
granted, but they're illeagal.

I wish for my waterpipe would come in soon.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 06, 2011, 01:20:47 PM
granted but youre house collapse trough it

i wish for a good song to listen 2 and its reapeting it for ever
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 06, 2011, 02:03:21 PM
Granted but you get extremely bored the second or third time around.

I wish that I could easily keep up with all of the posts thinkgaret made.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 06, 2011, 02:45:50 PM
granted but dyaang while destroy you with posts :p

i wish i wasnt so bored
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 06, 2011, 03:17:56 PM
Granted you fall asleep. Can't be bored when you're asleep

I wish I knew the meaning of life.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 06, 2011, 04:01:12 PM
granted but it scares the cr*p out of you

i wish my brother stops playing on the ps3
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 06, 2011, 05:29:48 PM
Granted but it broke.

I wish for nothingness.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 07, 2011, 11:21:04 AM
granted you get a 10 year old cookie

i wish that my wishes comes true
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 07, 2011, 01:40:43 PM
Granted but then all wishes that everyone has ever made will come true.

I wish my parents would let me sleep until noon.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 07, 2011, 02:04:58 PM
granted but now you sleep whole days

i wish that brother isnt so making a  noise
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 07, 2011, 03:21:50 PM
Granted, but now he's poking you with a stick.

I wish I'm not tired.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 07, 2011, 04:51:32 PM
granted but you crash into a tree.

I wish the spider would kill the fly already.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 07, 2011, 06:06:20 PM
Granted but the spider kills you next.

I wish NCIS would start again.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 07, 2011, 11:02:31 PM
Granted but ti sucks.

I wish I could find pictures i need.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 07, 2011, 11:17:52 PM
W-w-what?? How could NCIS suck??

Granted, but you find the ashes remaining after I burned them!  :13:

I wish life was easy and we don't have to do anything to survive.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 08, 2011, 04:44:54 AM
Granted, but you become more like a robot and life just isn't the same challenge as before and it as well sucks.

I wish for more meaning.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 08, 2011, 08:23:12 AM
granted but al that meaning let youre head explode

i wish that my parents take me more serious
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 10, 2011, 12:06:14 AM
Granted, but everything you say, joke or not, is taken way too seriously for now on.

I wish I could read minds from people 50yards away from me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 10, 2011, 01:10:54 AM
Granted, but you see WAY more than you want to.

I wish there were more hours in the day.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 10, 2011, 03:50:38 AM
Granted, but the year's longer than wanted.

I wish for points.  :16:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 10, 2011, 07:33:15 AM
granted you get -10 points

i wish that my brother was a littel smarter
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 10, 2011, 06:09:13 PM
Granted, but all of a sudden you're overshadowed by his intelligence.

I wish I didn't have to take a spanish placement test for next year.

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on July 12, 2011, 01:17:15 AM
Granted, but you have to take it the next year.

I wish to start making my book.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 12, 2011, 02:00:59 AM
What book?

Granted but you suddenly hate the idea and scrap it.

I wish my schedule isn't so packed.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 12, 2011, 07:36:42 AM
granted but now its become even tighter

i wish for a nice holiday
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 12, 2011, 07:50:52 PM
granted, but you don't enjoy anything you do.

I wish all the sequels to the books I'm reading are out.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on July 13, 2011, 02:08:45 AM
Granted, but you don't like them.

I wish I could choose between four guys.... ^_^;;;
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 13, 2011, 06:08:05 AM
Granted but aliens take them all.

I wish my friend wasn't a stick(....not literally)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 13, 2011, 11:38:00 AM
Granted but now he turns in a rock then siccors then paper  :57:

i wish that my brother stops stealing things from me
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 13, 2011, 03:30:27 PM
Granted, but your parents start stealing from you.

I wish I had enough sleep last night.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 14, 2011, 04:51:03 PM
granted but next night you dont get any sleep at all

i wish good weather outside
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 14, 2011, 05:11:37 PM
Granted but its raining inside your room.

I wish I'm not bored.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 15, 2011, 11:38:29 AM
Granted but youre now angry for no reason

i wish that my parents stops whinning about my messy room
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 15, 2011, 04:13:47 PM
Granted but that's because you suddenly move to siberia.

I wish I knew more wishes to wish for.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 16, 2011, 08:41:17 AM
Granted but knowing so many wishes let your head explode

i wish that all mine friend arent already on vacation
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 16, 2011, 03:01:34 PM
Granted but they hate you for stopping them from going.

I wish I have more of a social life.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 17, 2011, 01:42:56 AM
Granted, but it's too dramatic.

I wish I could erase things I have seen.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: E.Jocker on July 17, 2011, 01:49:06 AM
Granted, but you've erased everything.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 17, 2011, 01:59:42 AM
Granted, but you can't STOP flying.

I wish I had a sense of humor.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: E.Jocker on July 17, 2011, 02:05:04 AM
Granted, but no one understands it.

I wish I had a tail.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 17, 2011, 02:58:45 AM
Granted, but it is .00000001 inches long.

I wish people would understand my sense of humor.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 18, 2011, 12:16:08 PM
Granted but everybody hate it

i wish that it stops raining outside
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 18, 2011, 03:38:14 PM
Granted but it starts hailing.

I wish swimming isn't so damn tiring.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: E.Jocker on July 19, 2011, 08:14:04 AM
Granted but you turn into a fish.

I wish It wasn't raining so bad.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 19, 2011, 09:55:54 AM
granted but now it starts snowing for no reason

i wish that it was perfect weather outside
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 19, 2011, 07:20:06 PM
Granted but because nothing is perfect, the world suddenly doesn't exist.

I wish I could be done with school.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 20, 2011, 04:52:23 PM
granted but now youre hommeles and dont have any degree from school so you never get a job

i wish that the gonna make and gs5 after gs4
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2011, 06:59:39 PM
I don't want to say this but: Granted, but it takes 9 years after gs4 for gs5 to come out.

I wish for 3d summons on the 3ds for gs4.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on July 20, 2011, 10:48:50 PM
Granted, but then the summons go into reality.

I wish to have better health. =_=
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2011, 11:10:54 PM
Granted, but everyone around you suddenly gets sick.

I wish for the ability to control the weather.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on July 20, 2011, 11:13:40 PM
Granted, but you need days of rest after you make some clouds. =P

I wish the weather was cooler.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 20, 2011, 11:20:21 PM
Granted but its now -40º

I wish I didn't have to do so much for summer reading.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 21, 2011, 10:41:29 AM
Granted but now your must do next year 4 summer readings

i wish that my goldfish can perform tricks
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 21, 2011, 04:08:14 PM
Granted but now your must do next year 4 summer readings

I'm already doing that thinkgaret

Granted, but after performing his first trick he has a heart attack.

I wish there were more hours in the day.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: E.Jocker on July 22, 2011, 08:56:54 PM
Granted but you start hating it.

I wish I was more important at home.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 22, 2011, 08:59:16 PM
Granted but now you are relied on to complete everything.

I wish NCIS would start up again.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 23, 2011, 09:19:48 AM
Granted but there now so many advertising breaks that a single episode gonna take hours

i wish that its good weather during my holiday off in spain
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 23, 2011, 02:03:34 PM
Granted but good summer weather in spain is still unbearably hot.

I wish that I could remember all that I learned about autodesk maya (a 3d design software) last year.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 24, 2011, 09:29:22 AM
Granted but you forgot everything else you know about anything

i wish that the weather wasnt so weird
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 24, 2011, 11:22:35 PM
Granted but since normal weather is unpredictable, it's basically the same.

I wish the room I'm staying in has air conditioning. Ugh...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: SuperTeeter64 on July 25, 2011, 06:24:27 PM
Granted, but the room becomes an igloo.

I wish I could fly. :jupiter_djinn:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 25, 2011, 11:01:59 PM
An igloo would be perfect, actually…

Granted but you can't come down and you slowly die from lack of oxygen due to the thinner air.

I wish for something funny.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 26, 2011, 01:47:56 PM
granted you get a funny tnt bomb who explode just for fun everytime youre near it

i wish something odd while happen

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 26, 2011, 10:51:41 PM
Granted, but the odd thing is that nothing happens for the rest of eternity.

I wish to have mercury adept abilities in real life.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: E.Jocker on July 27, 2011, 04:19:22 AM
Granted but it comes with many problems.

I wish for a tail.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: SuperTeeter64 on July 27, 2011, 05:14:26 AM
Granted but you chase your tail 24/7

I wish I had gills.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 27, 2011, 11:38:25 AM
Granted but now you can't breathe above water.

I wish I could stop time.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 29, 2011, 04:45:39 AM
Granted, but you can't restart it.

I wish I had a tablet that could cook.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 29, 2011, 09:00:47 AM
granted but it makes horrible meals

i wish that i wasnt so lazy
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 29, 2011, 11:25:09 AM
Granted but now you are hyperactive.

I wish for more good fanfics.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: E.Jocker on July 29, 2011, 06:38:19 PM
Granted but they're too short.

I wish for my numbers.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 29, 2011, 06:44:55 PM
Uh, sure but you don't know the numbers!!

I wish for better pens.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 30, 2011, 01:37:58 AM
Granted but you no longer have paper, or anything to write on.

I wish for air conditioning.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 30, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
Granted but it's freezing!!

I wish my parents would allow me to walk into the rain. T^T
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 30, 2011, 04:08:55 AM
Granted but you suddenly don't want to.

I wish for… everything that I want.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 30, 2011, 04:14:55 AM
Granted but you'll never get wht you need.

I wish I wasn't so depressed.  :glare:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 30, 2011, 04:16:09 AM
Granted but now you're overly optimistic.

I wish for sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 30, 2011, 04:25:28 AM
Granted but angry monekys keep waking you up later.

I wish for time alone to play my new game.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 30, 2011, 04:55:48 AM
Granted but you keep getting stuck.

I wish I was at home with my dogs.  :crying:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 30, 2011, 04:59:41 AM
I do too. :(

Granted, but they end up Yelling at you.

I wish my cat would stop starring at me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 30, 2011, 05:00:24 AM
Granted, but it died.

I wish for more emoticons.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 30, 2011, 05:01:41 AM
Granyed but they take forever to load.

I wish for a Vocaloid i could use.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 30, 2011, 05:02:55 AM
Granted, but it constantly breaks down.

I wish for stuff.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 30, 2011, 10:11:37 AM
granted you get tnt bombs and other explosive stuf so the goverment think youre a terrorist meaning throwing you in jail for 10000 years

i wish for darkdawn icons
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on July 30, 2011, 01:47:22 PM
granted but you don't get the ones you want.

I wish for snow.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on August 02, 2011, 07:05:01 PM
Granted but it's toxic.

I wish the Death Note was real.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 02, 2011, 11:01:30 PM
Granted, but it's real in another universe.

I wish I was more active.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on August 04, 2011, 06:07:54 PM
Granted but now you never can take a break.

I wish aliens would come and take my sisters.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 05, 2011, 03:03:19 AM
Granted, but they take you too and stick you in a cell with them.

I wish I got more sleep last night.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: E.Jocker on August 07, 2011, 04:50:57 AM
Granted but you end up sick.

I wish for my friend to be a bit happier.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 08, 2011, 09:40:55 AM
granted but you become more and more scared from him, how happier he become
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 12, 2011, 12:47:22 PM
Granted. Now nothing exists.

I wish I could charge my laptop.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 13, 2011, 01:47:39 PM
granted but youre laptop catch fire

i wish that my cp is updatted with the newest software to speed it up
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 15, 2011, 08:06:48 PM
Granted, but now it's so fast, it explodes in a fiery supernova, taking out your laptop, duh, your house, and any surrounding ones, and the nearest electronic store, and you have to pay for all of the damages.

I wish that games would stop using the energy scale. (You run out of energy, you can't do anything. D:)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 16, 2011, 12:44:30 AM
Granted, but now everything is too easy.

I wish summer was longer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 16, 2011, 03:13:40 AM
(As do I... As do I.)

Granted, but now school is tripled in it's duration. D':

I wish for my hair back. D: (Just got a very short hair cut...)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 16, 2011, 01:44:19 PM
Granted, but it's now waaaaay too long.

I wish for less summer reading work that I have to finish in the last two weeks of summer.

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 16, 2011, 04:53:18 PM
granted but now you must do other kinds of work

i wish that it wasnt so hot outside
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 16, 2011, 09:41:49 PM
Granted, but now you get abducted by bloodthirsty aliens who want to test you to find the strengths and weaknesses of the human race so they can successfully replicate humans and use these replicas to take over the world and use humans as their slaves so they can get our food, water, and gold.

I wish for cake.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 17, 2011, 05:45:55 AM
Granted, but it's a lie. (lol Portal reference FTW. >:3)

I wish for a provocation for writing. D:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: E.Jocker on August 17, 2011, 03:22:39 PM
Nice reference  :thumbup1:

Granted but it hates you.

I wish for more vacation.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 17, 2011, 04:36:36 PM
granted but now your get kidnapped to the ohter side of the world in the freezing cold

i wish that my brother is done on the bathroom and quik!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 17, 2011, 11:56:40 PM
Granted, but every kind of pluming in your house no longer works. Every kind. >:D

I wish for my braces off. D: They were supposed to be off by now...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 18, 2011, 12:18:29 AM
Granted but then you broke your right arm and your spine.

I wish for a life. People told me to get one, but they never told me where!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 18, 2011, 12:20:38 AM
Granted, but it's the life of a rabbit, therefore, you now hop consistently, eat massive amounts of carrots, and are now chased repeatedly by very savage dogs. >:3

I wish for Vega's (from Street Fighter's) mask in perfect condition... :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 18, 2011, 12:22:33 AM
Granted, but it gets stolen. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again. Then you get it back. Then it gets stolen again.

I wish for a more creative mind.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 18, 2011, 12:35:55 AM
Granted, but now your mind is so creative, it asplodes. XD

I wish for a good, working, indestructible, 3DS with the same kinds of games. >:D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 18, 2011, 01:37:17 AM
Granted, but YOU die now, preventing you from enjoying it.

I wish that I'm better at texting. I'm so slow.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 18, 2011, 01:40:36 AM
Granted, but now your grammar is so horrible, that no one can understand what you say. And then your phone commits suicide.

I wish for Luxord's time powers. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 18, 2011, 01:43:04 AM
Granted, but since I don't know what that is, I screw up and give you something else entirely.

I wish I wasn't so anal about grammar.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 18, 2011, 01:48:47 AM
Granted, but now you have the worst grammar in existence.

I wish for an interesting game to play. D:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 18, 2011, 01:50:27 AM
Granted but it ends in a cliffhanger, and they don't plan on making a sequel.

I wish my cat wasn't so annoying.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 18, 2011, 01:59:50 AM
Granted, but now YOU'RE annoying! >:D

I wish that I didn't have so many tabs opened...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 18, 2011, 02:04:36 AM
Granted, but now you have 193 unclosable windows open. Enjoy!

i wish I have something to do.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 18, 2011, 02:14:36 AM
Granted, but that something is so difficult, that you never finish it. Evar.

I wish for my kitchen to get back to normal soon. D:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 18, 2011, 02:17:15 AM
Granted, but normal isn't what you were expecting.

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 18, 2011, 02:37:17 AM
Granted, but now there is nothing. >:D

I wish for Cloud's Buster Sword. (Replica or no)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 18, 2011, 12:02:12 PM
granted you get so many swords you drown in them


i wish i didnt have to go school for the next 2 weeks
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 19, 2011, 05:02:28 AM
Granted, but now you never finish school, get a mediocre job, and, unknowingly, die of Lung Cancer, because your pitiful job exposed you to Asbestos. D:

I wish for Kraden to die in the next game. And to never be replaced. >:D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 19, 2011, 04:49:12 PM
granted (nothing more to say about it)

i wish that kraden in the next game has a painful dead >:D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 20, 2011, 03:26:31 AM
Granted, but now both Isaac and Garet die. (I don't want him to suffer. I just want him to shut up permanently.....)

I wish for Tales of Symphonia to be redone. Well.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 20, 2011, 03:28:24 PM
granted but you lose the abilty to see hear and taste

i wish after gs 4 the make a gs 5
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 20, 2011, 06:02:19 PM
Granted, but the game finishes with everyone dead. And they don't intend to make a sequel.

I wish to understand this infernal movie.....
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 20, 2011, 07:32:10 PM
Granted but then you realize just how sick it is…

I wish that I wouldn't be nervous about going to boarding school next week…
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 21, 2011, 02:33:47 AM
(Aw. D:)

Granted, but now you're horrified, because the headmaster is....... *Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN* Your MOTHER/Father!! >:DDDDD

I wish for..... Tomorrow to happen sooner! XP (Wish granted by myself, lolz.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 21, 2011, 03:53:01 PM
Granted, but you missed out on the sleep you could have gotten!

I wish 4 moar wishes!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: E.Jocker on August 21, 2011, 07:26:56 PM
granted but whatever you wished for happens to someone else.

I wish for my own fear garden.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 21, 2011, 09:33:46 PM
Granted, but your Happy Garden is bigger. >:D

I wish for an awesome sequel to Watchmen. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 26, 2011, 11:38:11 AM
Granted, but then there won't be a sequel to the sequel!

I wish for better social skills.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 26, 2011, 09:09:26 PM
Granted, but now you social skills are so good, that everyone hates you.

I wish for another funny DQ Commercial...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on August 26, 2011, 11:07:02 PM
granted but know your naked in that commercial.

i wish i  was accepted into the sol clan.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 27, 2011, 03:46:14 AM
Granted, but you get booted from the forum a millisecond later for being such a n00b. XD

I wish for an Angry Birds plushie. D'X
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on August 29, 2011, 05:51:53 PM
wish granted but it comes to life and kills you.

i wish this game has an end
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: . on August 30, 2011, 12:14:55 AM
Wish granted but the game will end for you only and your life with it.

I wish for Rune Factory 4 to come out already.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on August 30, 2011, 03:11:28 AM
wish granted but it cost $10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (hah in ur FACE)

i wish i was 21 so i could get a job creating video games.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 31, 2011, 12:34:08 AM
Granted, but the video game is never bought.

I wish that I didn't have a current event due tomorrow. TTT_TTT
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 05, 2011, 04:32:54 AM
Granted, but it causes a war in class.

I wish I could relive Friday.  :05:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on September 05, 2011, 12:16:34 PM
Granted, but now you have to relive that day for all eternity. Dying doesn't get you out of it. You wake up at the same place each morning, at the same time, and nothing changes except for what you do.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on September 05, 2011, 04:10:46 PM
Granted, but you become such a workaholic that Karoshi sets in. (Karoshi = Death by overwork.)

I wish to visit France. :D Even if the French are jerks to us Americans. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on September 05, 2011, 07:19:26 PM
Granted but you get killed by an angry mob. What a coincidence that they were angry that day.

I wish for a less busy schedule.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on September 05, 2011, 07:35:21 PM
Granted, but now it's so unbusy (lol Not even a word) that there is nothing to do. EVAR. >:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

I wish for more Hellsing to come out. TTT-TTT
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on September 16, 2011, 04:19:01 AM
granted but now u dont no what it is and so u dont like them

i wish that all my wishes could never be corrupted by anyone or anything.

(try corrupting that suckers!)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on September 16, 2011, 05:25:58 PM
Granted but then they don't come true. (Didn't corrupt it, just pointed out the sad fact about all unrealistic wishes)

And don't use texting language when typing using a keyboard. It just looks dumb, and it takes [sarcasm] oh so long to type the extra two letters. I mean, half[ a second?[/sarcasm]

I wish for more free time.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on September 16, 2011, 07:38:52 PM
Well, abbreviations are fine, right? Like 'IKR'. But still, I do go like 'hey wassup dewd? u have hw? kewl. c u l8r.'. That should be a crime speaking or typing like that. But still, when on the internet, at least use correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation. It really isn't that hard. :/ I'm not like, yelling at you or anything, so please don't take it like that. I just have a difficult time reading anything other that clear, legible, English.

Granted, but now that free time extends into eternity with nothing to do during it.

I wish for more incentives to get homework done. It's not hard. Just time-consuming and mind-numbingly boring.....
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on September 16, 2011, 08:29:29 PM
I also think it's fine if you do it to make fun of something. Just don't be lazy and do it all the time.

I know what you mean with the homework. Ugh...

Granted, but you do it terribly. Cant think of anything else.

I wish junk food wasn't so… bad for you.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on September 16, 2011, 08:36:18 PM
Granted, but now it doesn't exist..... And I know what you mean. It's always soooo good!! TTT-TTT

I wish I knew how Pier's name was pronounced. >.<"
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on September 17, 2011, 01:34:10 PM
Granted, but you also get a lot of other info about Piers, making you go into shock with the amount of pure awesomeness. (I think it's pronounced like the word peers)

I wish it would stop raining.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on September 17, 2011, 10:12:03 PM
(Like where you dock a boat, right? I always pronounced it like the French name Pierre (Pee - air) with an 's' sound at the end. XD)

Granted, but now you have a drought. (My state has it raining too. D:)

I wish to do well on my Debate Extra Credit Speech.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on September 19, 2011, 01:20:41 AM
Granted but aliens came and kidnapped you in the middle of it.

I wish I could've stayed at the candy shop~
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on September 19, 2011, 02:13:58 AM
Granted but you lost all of your money. (I'm so happy. The school bookstore has candy, potato chips, and milano cookies. I'm set for the year)

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Blue Raspberry Jolly Rancher candies that could not be stolen or corrupted in any way shape or form, in a place where no aliens, robots, or evil people with no legs, or… (et cetera, we know how this goes) that could also give me enough nutrients to survive a lifetime. I can, obviously, eat them. (Beware: By replying to this post, you are giving me more information in making uncorruptable wishes. This is also a challenge. Beat me. I dare you.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on September 19, 2011, 03:30:18 AM
Granted, but you choke on them. |D I can't believe I found that one instantly. XDD

Meh. I only do this to see what interesting responses people come up with. I don't enjoy making it harder.

I wish to find my disc 2 of Tales of Symphonia to be found soon, unharmed, in mint condition, perfectly playable, and uncorrupted/able. (This is serious. You don't mess with a nerd and his/her games. XDD)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on September 19, 2011, 12:41:05 PM
(Oh I'm going to mess with it. I am so going to mess with it)
Granted, but the console and disk 1 disappear as soon as you find disk 2.

I wish that the cake wasn't a lie.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on September 19, 2011, 08:01:36 PM
FAWDGE!! MERCURY!! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY WII AND SYMPHONIA DISC 1!?!?

Granted, but now the only thing that is the truth is cake. For all we know, I could be made from Zebra dung now.

I wish for Snake to complete Silent Hill 2. (Snake = Awesome Walkthrough-er)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on September 23, 2011, 10:57:25 PM
FAWDGE!! MERCURY!! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY WII AND SYMPHONIA DISC 1!?!?
I corrupted your wish. I have to, it says so in the first post!

For all we know, I could be made from Zebra dung now.

Who says that's a bad thing?  :55:

Granted, but he never does another walkthrough. Ever. Ever.

I wish for stuff. I got stuff. YAY!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on September 24, 2011, 02:48:04 AM
I was just kidding. :D I still have them but, but I want to find disc 2. D:

Would you really like to have/eat a cake made from zebra dung? I thought not.

Granted, except that said 'stuff' ignores the Law of Conservation of Mass, and disappears unto nothingness. >:D

I wish for..... The next Hellsing volume. D:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on September 24, 2011, 03:03:43 AM
But the cake isn't a lie, therefore it isn't made from zebra dung.

And Mercury gets bored with IsaacIvan and decides not to grant his wish.

I wish that my computer wouldn't be so laggy. Stupid school internet…
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on September 24, 2011, 08:03:13 PM
No, I stated that it was made from Zebra dung after I said it was the only truth. Making all of this a lie... Including your wish. >:D

Granted, but every website you go to no longer exists when you log onto it. XD

I wish to have an inanimate object to fire my bro's new crossbow at soon. D:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on October 02, 2011, 12:35:00 AM
Granted, but you break the crossbow.

I wish my mom wouldn't yell at me over grades.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on October 02, 2011, 12:51:08 AM
The crossbow did break, and I was about 3 or 4 miles away when it happened.

Yeah. Same with my Dad and I..... I hate that aspect of school.

I wish that I could record the walkthrough again sometime soon..... D: We fudged up.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on October 08, 2011, 08:49:41 PM
Granted, but you fudge up again. [Slow clapping noise comes from nowhere] Good, that's still working.

I wish I wasn't so... well I wouldn't call it antisocial... Fine. I wish I wasn't so antisocial. There. I said it.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on October 09, 2011, 06:22:23 PM
Granted, but no you're so social that everyone hates you.

I wish that the 360 played all regular Xbox games.....
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 10, 2011, 01:44:06 AM
Granted, but the Red Ring of Death appears on the Xbox 360 after you played.

I wish that blackberry would do more better updates.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on October 11, 2011, 10:33:36 PM
Granted, but they take a day to complete, and they come out with new updates every day. >:D

I wish I wish that I'll never have to wash the dish. (es.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 26, 2011, 02:32:26 AM
Granted, but now you eat on dirty dishes.

I wish to try twitter again.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on October 28, 2011, 02:21:41 AM
Granted, but it gives you a virus...

I wish to do well at my Blue Key Debate Tournament.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on October 31, 2011, 09:59:55 PM
Granted, but afterwards your tongue gets swollen forever. =P

I wish to rick roll everyone.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on November 02, 2011, 07:53:32 PM
My tongue didn't swell, but I nearly lost my voice, got a cold, and didn't even make it past Preliminaries...

Granted, but this also means you Rick Roll yourself. Must I go on?

I wish my homework was super easy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on November 03, 2011, 02:26:17 AM
Granted, but that's because you were sent back to 1st grade.

I wish the dorm was less strict.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on November 04, 2011, 03:27:31 AM
Granted, but the dorm is so lax that your parents pull you out and place you in a military academy...

I wish that I'd get over this cold soon...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on November 05, 2011, 12:09:15 AM
Granted, but… "[Insert IsaacIvan's real name] wakes up in the desert. He spied a strange object in the distance, slowly coming closer. When he realized what it was, he found himself buried underneath the sand, doomed to die from suffocation in the hot, unbearable desert."
Muahahahahahahaha…

I wish waking up wouldn't be so annoying…
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on November 06, 2011, 05:35:46 AM
Don't we all wish to wake up easier, Mercury?

Granted, but now getting to sleep is impossible. :D

I wish to beat Dues Ex: Human Revolution soon. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on November 07, 2011, 11:17:37 PM
Granted, but the ending is really cliffy and also really badly done.

I wish acting class didn't have so much writing. ARGH.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 08, 2011, 09:54:08 PM
Granted, but now there are no scripts.

I wish to know how to reorganize my room. =_=

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 10, 2011, 09:03:09 PM
Granted... But scorpions were under your bed and sting you while you sleep.

I wish I was immortal.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on November 11, 2011, 03:15:25 AM
Granted, but now there are no scripts.

There weren't any scripts to begin with. The writing was all character creation.

Granted, but although you live forever, you still age like a normal person.

I wish my homework would magically do itself perfectly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on November 13, 2011, 03:04:25 PM
Granted, but your tests automatically do themselves as well, but incorrectly, turn themselves in, and your teachers won't let you get them out to change the answers. >:D

I wish to find the money to pay back my debate captain.....
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 13, 2011, 04:00:16 PM
Granted, but it's stolen so you do 5 - 10 in the state pen.


I wish Christmas shopping was easier.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 19, 2011, 01:39:04 AM
Granted, but now the prices rise.

I wish to stop to procrastinate. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on November 25, 2011, 07:25:17 PM
Well, you obviously procrastinated with your grammar when you typed 'procrastinate' instead of 'procrastinating'. Alas, now you are a workaholic. Enjoy stress.

I wish to find a save point in FF-XIII!!! DX
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on December 01, 2011, 12:29:14 AM
Granted, but it's beyond an invincible monster that you cannot avoid fighting.

I wish I didn't have to do so many projects.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 01, 2011, 01:53:58 AM
Granted, but you don't have to do any because you were EXPELLED. D:

I wish to find my own Christmas Tree in perfect shape, and perfectly reachable.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on December 01, 2011, 03:51:07 AM
Granted, but it belongs to someone else and if you do take it, you'll be brought up on charges of thievery

I wish that Christmas break was here already. I don't want to wait 15 days (yes, I'm counting)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 01, 2011, 04:08:58 AM
(Who isn't?) Granted, but it is here..... And now it's gone. See what you did, Mercury~?

I wish that Facebook would let me attach a file. D:<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 02, 2011, 02:22:32 PM
granted... but now you can't get on because of to many people posting to many files.

I wish they made more Golden Sun swag.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 02, 2011, 04:11:58 PM
Granted, but it's all meant for children/girls. (I hope your a guy, or that was just really insulting...)

I wish for moar Big Bang. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 04, 2011, 01:10:42 AM
Granted... But now Sheldon dies and it's your fault!


I wish I had all the powers of the titular Golden Sun.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 04, 2011, 02:00:17 AM
-Likes Leonard more than Sheldon- YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS~~!!!!!

(Titular means 'Appearing as the lead of something without the power it should possess, so.....) Granted, but that means you have no power, while I am the only one who will ever be granted the (UNLIMITED) powers by the actual Golden Sun.

I wish to be able to wrap the gifts well this year..... OTL
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 05, 2011, 02:48:46 PM
Granted... but all your gifts are DVDs of This Island Earth in the movies original state.

But if you need help with wraping, tell me, and I'll put a video up on Youtube.

I wish for Exaccus: Sword of the Hero Hartmut.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 07, 2011, 01:15:21 AM
PLEASE! I NEED SOME SERIOUS HELP. D':

Granted, but it's in archaic Japanese, so you can't understand a word.

I wish to complete my Latin project by it's due date. OTL
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 07, 2011, 04:16:18 PM
Granted... but it explodes killing your game console.

Keep checking how to wrap a gift luigimario94 christmas on youtube.

I wish people knew Exaccus was Zepiel's sword in Fire Emblem 6.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 07, 2011, 08:52:34 PM
? My gaming console? PSHAW. My 360 and Wii are no where near my computer. XD

Granted, but now no one knows who Zepiel is. >:D

I wish to stop procrastinating. D:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 12, 2011, 10:05:20 PM
Granted... but the world ends... and it's your fault.

I wish I had more money.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 15, 2011, 02:45:18 AM
Granted, but it's only 1 dollar. =P

I wish that my saxophone Christmas concert was later.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on December 15, 2011, 10:55:48 PM
Granted, but now it's after christmas. HOORAY FOR CELEBRATING HOLIDAYS THAT ARE ALREADY OVER!!

I wish my physics final was later in the day.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 17, 2011, 11:57:50 PM
Granted, but you got another surprise physics test before the final.

I wish that my house was finished renovating.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 18, 2011, 03:11:50 AM
Granted, but now the walls are covered in pink, girly frills that will never come off. EVER.

I wish to find someone who will play Mao...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 18, 2011, 04:29:40 AM
Granted... but they explode. Three times. In front of you.


I wish I had more Digimon cards.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 18, 2011, 06:11:34 AM
Granted, but they're all the most common and crappiest cards.

I wish for.... Time to play the 360.....
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on December 22, 2011, 03:41:07 AM
Granted, but a creeper spawns and blows up your house. Along with the 360.

I wish I could drown out any noises I don't want to listen to.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 22, 2011, 04:07:26 AM
Granted, but in doing so, you also drown out the sounds you want to hear, too.

I wish for a nice cup of tea. ^^ (I think I might go make some... at 10 at night. OTL)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 24, 2011, 07:55:31 PM
Granted, but it's poisoned so you get very sick.

i wish that when i reach 21 i would stop aging and never die untill judgment day.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on December 24, 2011, 10:39:31 PM
Granted, but… YOU KNOW I'M  BORED OF EXPLAINING THE DOWNSIDES OF IMMORTALITY TO PEOPLE. FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF.

I wish for Skyward Sword. A working copy of it. And for nothing bad to happen. And for this wish to not be corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 24, 2011, 11:28:20 PM
Granted but it gets corrupted anyway. The sword comes to life and kills you.

I wish Djinn were real and friendly and that I have one and that it would never run away or turn on me or anything bad happens to it and that it would be a cute mercury djinn.

They are cute!!!!  :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on December 24, 2011, 11:35:41 PM
Granted but it dies in a world of no psynergy. (I wished for that once)

I wish I knew the truth about everything and I was able to keep it in my head without exploding.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 25, 2011, 06:02:55 AM
Granted, but, to quote Dr. Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory: "If we lived in a world where slow-moving Xenon produced light, you'd be correct. Also, pigs would fly, my derriere would produce cotton candy, and The Phantom Menace would be a timeless classic." Basically, your knowledge only holds the truth of alternate dimensions.

I wish that my parents would wake up early. D:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 29, 2011, 04:43:21 AM
Granted, but now you lack sleep every day.

I wish that youtube music had better selection. >.>
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on December 29, 2011, 06:07:43 PM
Granted, but now the videos are even crappier. Thanks Sea~. (<--- Sarcastic)

I wish that Rosario + Vampire would come out with its newest update. (Basically, a chapter. XD)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 01, 2012, 08:11:41 PM
Granted, but somehow the chapter has time warped and turned itself into a hundred. Happy reading. xP

I wish for more time for holidays.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 01, 2012, 10:00:50 PM
Gladly~. :D

Granted, but now that there are so many holidays, we all lose our jobs and America sinks even further into debt. XP

I wish for Persona 3.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on January 04, 2012, 05:52:35 PM
Granted but its the  crappiest game ever.

I wish i lived in the golden sun world and i would never die of murder and have my own Djinn (Mercury) and that i would properly take care of it and myself.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 05, 2012, 02:04:25 AM
Granted, but your Djinni dies because it is living in a place without enough Mercury Psynergy for it to maintain homeostasis.

I wish to have an awesome late-start day tomorrow! :D (School starts 3 hours later and ends at the usual time~~.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 08, 2012, 03:04:21 AM
Granted... But Karst and Agatio Blow up the School and frame you! You are a fugitive for 997 years.


I wish I knew if Soul Calibur II was worth $8.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 08, 2012, 08:03:19 AM
Granted, but now you do...... And it's not. It varies depending on if you're buying or selling. If you're buying, it's worth -Gets Dr. Evil face on- One Million Dollarz~!! If you're selling, however, it's $00.0000000000001. That's nowhere near even a penny. >:D

I wish for..... Skyward Sword not to be as crappy (<----- Means less crappy by a rather large margin) as I've heard it was. D:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on January 08, 2012, 03:14:31 PM
Granted, but you can't get it now. (Personally, I loved skyward sword. The wii was made for this kind of motion controls, and it works perfectly.)

I wish for weekends to be one day longer and for the Earths orbit to change so that there are more days to match the longer weekends.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 08, 2012, 07:16:27 PM
Granted, but with the longer year, that means more school days, and therefore, more work we need to do. Need I go on?

I wish for my dad to stop complaining and let me relax on my weekend.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on January 09, 2012, 05:21:59 PM
granted but now your mother has many uneasy tasks for next weekend  ;)

i wish my health was beter then it mostly was before i went sick again...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 10, 2012, 04:41:47 AM
Granted... but you get sick again 2.5 seconds later.


I wish there were more people on this forum to make it the number one GS fansite!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on January 10, 2012, 05:04:01 PM
granted but the servers crash because of the many people around it

i wish to know more about the newest project sparkx is making
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 11, 2012, 03:01:55 AM
Granted, but it then becomes only clan leader accessible.

I wish for new topics to be created.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: n3ptun_123 on January 11, 2012, 03:07:14 AM
RAWR!

*The REAL seaking NEPTUNE has corrupted this topic* 
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: . on January 11, 2012, 04:13:41 AM
RAWR!

*The REAL seaking NEPTUNE has corrupted this topic*

And once again... Neptune appeared after a century.

I wish Neptune stays active in TLW.  :tongue:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on January 11, 2012, 03:48:14 PM
Granted but with his evil powers he is corrupting everybody on the forum  :blink:

i wish that i could spell beter this langauge
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 11, 2012, 04:56:47 PM
Granted... But you lose all your memories.

I wish my Gamestop still had Gamecube games and they didn't suck. (Make them suck if you want.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 12, 2012, 06:22:23 AM
Granted, but now the gaming industry is near it's end.

I wish for a new graphic tablet.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on January 12, 2012, 03:59:53 PM
granted but it seems like it has legs and it runs away from you everytime you get near

i wish my grandmother was rich so she can enjoy a good holiday
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on January 14, 2012, 03:36:37 AM
Granted but now your grandmother hates your family.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 14, 2012, 04:34:54 AM
Your unsaid wish has been granted, but now you must dance around everyone that you see.

I wish for more money. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on January 14, 2012, 10:14:46 AM
Granted you get monopolie money untill you drown in it

i wish for a big smelly pie. :P
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 16, 2012, 02:26:03 AM
Granted, but you need to smell it everyday or you'll die.

I wish for a graphic tablet. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on January 16, 2012, 04:20:04 PM
granted. but you can only use it in outer space

i wish to have the abbility to fly around
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on January 16, 2012, 10:12:06 PM
Granted but the government thinks your an alien and shoots you.

I wish this forum had better things besides these wonderful games
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on January 17, 2012, 04:50:16 PM
Granted but the Luna alliance corrupts you in totaly darkness while playing those new things

i wish for beter music to listen to
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 18, 2012, 12:59:57 AM
Granted, but they are still awful.

I wish that more people would check out my art topic.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on January 18, 2012, 02:40:49 AM
If you provide a link, I'll take a look.

Granted, but it's only one person.

I wish to find someone who will play Magic with me. D':
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on January 18, 2012, 04:41:56 PM
Granted but the person who plays with you knows real magic and destroys your body with a powerfull spell by accident

i wish for dinner to be ready
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 19, 2012, 04:39:14 AM
Granted, but it's a smaller dinner than usual.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on January 20, 2012, 06:31:00 PM
Granted but you get so much energy you  can run around your house without getting tired for the next 2 hours


i wish i wasnt so sleepy
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 21, 2012, 06:26:19 PM
Granted, but now you can't sleep.

I wish that I had more paper.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Purple Phoenix on January 21, 2012, 10:42:04 PM
Granted but its scribled on

I wish that golden sun 4 was released.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on January 22, 2012, 04:40:49 PM
granted but its not the game you expected to be

i wish my brother has and happy birthday
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on January 27, 2012, 01:51:44 AM
Granted but the next day he dies or is way older than you (whatever is better)

I wish for nothing at all (that means i wasted a wish for absolutely nothing)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on January 27, 2012, 04:57:41 AM
YOU GET A 10000000000000000000000000000000000 TON WEIGHT! :61:
I wish for a laptop!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on January 27, 2012, 03:39:32 PM
granted but it has nasty habbit to shut down everytime you touch something from it
and it gives huge electricity bills.

i wish to know the thing i fear. (shine what are you talking about?)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on January 28, 2012, 03:46:07 AM
Granted but now you and shine are gonna have a long argument about ur fears
I wish for world peace :66:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 28, 2012, 09:25:56 PM
Granted, but due to a meteoroid the earth exploded.

I wish for a portal gun. ^.^
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on January 29, 2012, 04:45:56 PM
Granted but the police arrest you for having a illegally weapon.

i wish for a big  :gshuh:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: SuperTeeter64 on February 06, 2012, 04:18:34 AM
Granted, but it squishes you.

I wish to stop being sick.  :gsfrown:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on February 08, 2012, 04:02:11 PM
granted but you lose a arm

i wish for improved soccer play on tv
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 10, 2012, 10:08:21 PM
Granted, but a soccer ball SLAMS you in the face :24:
I wish for the new gs game not to come out on 3ds
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on February 11, 2012, 03:34:31 AM
Granted, but it's now on the NES and is, therefore, extremely limited. Problem? (Shame though, because Nintendo gave Camelot permission to use the 3ds, and they would be idiots to let that chance go. The 3ds is a much more powerful system, and it would allow for a much better game. Unless they screw it up… again…)

I wish that Camelot won't screw up GS4.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 11, 2012, 01:30:02 PM
Granted but its epicness causes it to be 1 million k dollars
I wish for pizza
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on February 11, 2012, 05:54:58 PM
Granted but it tastes horrible

i wish for loads of meat
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 12, 2012, 12:04:06 AM
Granted but now it is on my pizza so  it is wasted
 :37:(NOw u know how I felt, PIZZA :( )
I wish for a good wish
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: SuperTeeter64 on February 13, 2012, 05:43:28 AM
Granted. But, you lost your memory of wishing for a good wish.

I wish I really was a Golden Sun Adept.  :amiti2:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 14, 2012, 01:23:03 AM
Granted but you have the same kind of psynergy as the little kid in the prologue of the first gs( he could oly lift a pebble)
I wish for the Wise One to be less weird
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: SuperTeeter64 on February 14, 2012, 02:16:56 AM
(Aw man.. XD Well it's a start!)
Granted, but he is now too normal looking and a boring character.

I wish I could lift more than a pebble with my psyenergy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 14, 2012, 06:28:17 AM
Granted but now you can only read minds and freak people out and be a pro stalker
I wish for my Granted things to be shorter
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on February 14, 2012, 03:37:42 PM
Granted but the opposite  is true

i wish for a new shower
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on February 20, 2012, 02:42:54 PM
Granted, but now your water heater broke and you only have cold water.

I wish for tissues. >.< I got a cold.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on February 20, 2012, 06:01:44 PM
(again? your sure get a lot of colds sea)

granted but tho make these tissues and whole forest have to be destroyed.

i wish for beter weather
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 21, 2012, 02:48:50 PM
Granted but the next hour you die
I wish for more lost waters people
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on February 21, 2012, 03:38:15 PM
Granted but you  vanish from this planet

i wish i dont die next wish  :unsure:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 23, 2012, 02:06:22 AM
Granted but you live forever so you suffer
I wish for easier math
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on February 26, 2012, 03:24:58 PM
Granted, but all other teachers decide to increase the difficulty for their subjects.

I wish for something random.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on February 27, 2012, 11:36:36 AM
granted you get a cookie with serval random flavours

i wish i had a beter taste for some vegatables
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 29, 2012, 06:21:04 PM
Granted... But you choke to death on a  veggie.

I wish I was an emporer...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on March 01, 2012, 04:15:44 PM
Granted but you become emprorer from another dimension. and in that dimension al your fears and the worst thing become true

i wish i wasnt allergic for some flavored nuts.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 02, 2012, 03:24:34 AM
Granted, but now you are allergic to pizza.

I wish to go traveling.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 02, 2012, 07:43:02 PM
Granted but u die on an expedition
I wish for HAPPINESS :93:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on March 04, 2012, 04:36:21 PM
Granted everybody gains happiness on the exception of you.


i wish for a sandwich
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 06, 2012, 01:10:54 AM
its made of worms! :68:
I wish for moolah
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on March 07, 2012, 06:48:05 PM
Granted but it explode

i wish for a chicken
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 07, 2012, 08:06:22 PM
It pecks your eyes out and explode
I wish for explosion
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on March 08, 2012, 06:26:37 PM
granted, you explode ot thousand of piece,s

i wish for a cow

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 10, 2012, 06:56:24 AM
Granted, you had turned into a cow.

(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129139130690482971.jpg)

I wish for more sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on March 10, 2012, 02:15:27 PM
Granted, but while you are asleep, you are abducted by aliens and experimented on, and then left back in your room to see how you would react to your surroundings.

I wish for enlightenment.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on March 11, 2012, 07:12:29 PM
Granted but with your englightenment your dark side takes it over trying to destory humanity.

i wish my brother while keep his mouth shut during dinner
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on March 14, 2012, 12:53:23 PM
Granted, but now his mouth is always open other than dinner time.

I wish to have more discussion topics. xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 15, 2012, 03:39:28 AM
Granted but there's so much your computer shuts down
I wish for NO CONSEQUENSES
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on March 15, 2012, 06:34:49 PM
Granted everything that you wish for has no consequenes but....
you can't wish anymore!

i wish a jet lands next to street
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on March 17, 2012, 10:19:02 PM
granted, but it destroys everything around it, including your house.

I wish for super powers.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 18, 2012, 01:48:25 AM
you can't wish anymore!
Ha, I'm wishing
Wou get the power of invisibility, but you can't turn it off!
I wish for pie(I didn't get any on pi day)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on March 18, 2012, 04:43:40 AM
(Well neither did I. But then again, I go to private school and it was my spring break then.)

Granted. It's a cream pie that smashes you in the face in public.

I wish for a US release for fire emblem 13.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on March 18, 2012, 12:57:49 PM
Granted, but the fish died after the moment it arrived. XD





I BADLY WISH TO BE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND... I MISS HER SO MUCH! :(
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 18, 2012, 01:57:42 PM
Congratulations! You are now with your ZOMBIE girlfriend!
I wish for not going to church today
Edit:
Granted, but the fish died after the moment it arrived. XD
What fish?
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on March 18, 2012, 02:08:39 PM
Granted, but now you have to go to Jewish Temple instead.

I wish I had an apartment with my friends as room mates.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on March 18, 2012, 03:06:16 PM
Congratulations! You are now with your ZOMBIE girlfriend!

Does my girlfriend look like a zombie? LOLS!  :))
Granted, but the fish died after the moment it arrived. XD
What fish?
I granted sea's wish from a few posts back, I thought that was the latest post XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on March 19, 2012, 04:40:18 PM
Granted, but now you have to go to Jewish Temple instead.

I wish I had an apartment with my friends as room mates.

Granted but trough the apartment you guys turn in evil monsters
being slayed by and unknown hero

i wish my house was reparered
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on March 20, 2012, 06:18:49 PM
Granted but they forgot to put a door

I wish fora solid gold telephone
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 22, 2012, 08:43:50 PM
It was so PRECIOUS that someone stole it
I wish for A+ grades
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on March 22, 2012, 08:46:40 PM
Granted, but the grading system has changed to have A be the lowest grade, while F is the top mark.

I wish for a new Saxophone.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 22, 2012, 08:55:19 PM
Itblows up in your face
I wishfor food
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on March 22, 2012, 09:02:05 PM
Granted but it is rotten  :41:

I wish for the power to bring my drawings to life.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on March 22, 2012, 11:50:19 PM
granted but they take over the world and make you a slave.

I wish that i had the keyblade and that i could defeat every enemy that faces me
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nightwing on March 23, 2012, 01:22:15 AM
Granted. But your keyblade is rusty and blunt XD


I could be suited up like barney stinson.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on March 24, 2012, 04:20:24 PM
barney stinson???????

granted but the suit makes you really warm and you die of burning.

I wish that i was Alex (from golden sun)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on March 25, 2012, 01:02:24 AM
Granted, but you have to eternally relive the scene of the wise one beating you down.

I wish for some booze.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on March 25, 2012, 01:30:46 AM
Granted but you drink to much and die in a drunk driving car crash

I wish for the best tasting milk to be in my mouth.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on March 25, 2012, 06:01:50 AM
Granted but you are now lactose intolerant.

I wish for some new shoes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on March 25, 2012, 11:20:24 PM
Granted but they are a piece of crap.

I wish for better art skills.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 27, 2012, 01:23:29 AM
you paint depressing images
I wish for unlimited xbox live
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on March 28, 2012, 02:53:25 AM
Granted but you're now grounded from your Xbox For LIFE!!!

I wish I could stop reliving the scene where the wise one owns me and still be Alex and still have my powers.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on March 28, 2012, 07:46:56 AM
Granted but now you don't want to be Alex anymore.

I wish for some energy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on March 30, 2012, 11:30:09 PM
Granted but you have to much and you destroy every thing and everyone. (there is never a time i wouldnt want to be Alex)

I wish Alex would choose a side(good or evil)

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on March 31, 2012, 05:24:49 AM
(That must've been some spirit bomb)
Granted, but he (still you right?) regrets his choice.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on March 31, 2012, 05:49:26 PM
(yes)  Your unspoken wish is granted, but you die before you get to figure out your wish.
(don't worry I'll revive you)
I wish that in a future GS game that you fight the Wise One (That would be so amazing and so freakin hard!!!)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 01, 2012, 07:20:00 PM
Granted but he squashes you
i wish for the new assassin's creed 3 coming out
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 01, 2012, 07:51:15 PM
Granted but every single one you buy breaks once you buy it.

I wish that wishes (really heart felt wishes) would actually be granted.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 01, 2012, 09:13:15 PM
granted and not granted at the same time because that wish was not heart-felt(FORUM PARADOX)
I wish for less smart-alecks
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 02, 2012, 09:10:49 PM
Granted, but now no one understands that kind of humor or sarcasm.

 :58: All of my jokes...


I wish for a strangely shaped seahorse.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 03, 2012, 12:16:18 AM
The seahorse dies because it is on land
I wish for a cowboy hat
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on April 03, 2012, 12:21:31 AM
(My humour… It's all gone… What can I do? I mean, it's not like I can go get a real life outside of the internet or anything. Hey, wait a minute…)

Granted, but it's ten sizes too large.

I wish I didn't procrastinate as much.   :04:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 03, 2012, 12:24:50 AM
I had to search up what that means
Granted, but now you do everything you delayed and that makes your head hurt
I wish for nothing
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 03, 2012, 03:40:13 AM
granted but you already know you now have nothing

i wish for an explanation of WHY ALEX IS STILL USING EVERYBODY!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 03, 2012, 05:00:46 PM
granted but the explanation is so quiet you don't hear it
i wish for a hammock
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 04, 2012, 12:04:20 AM
(My humour… It's all gone… What can I do? I mean, it's not like I can go get a real life outside of the internet or anything. Hey, wait a minute…)
(Ah... Mercury, Are you calling me out for not having a life?  :25:   You know by the wish, no one understands it anymore, not here not anywhere. I don't have a life anyway, so nice call. )

Granted but you can't figure out how to set it up.

I wish for a fancy cape.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on April 04, 2012, 03:47:43 PM
(No, I was actually calling myself out on that.  :04: But nice to know I was right even though I didn't mean to be… if that makes any sense  :biggrin:)

Granted, but it's so decorated that it's heavier than you can manage.

I wish for a life.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 04, 2012, 05:23:12 PM
(  :78: nah I'm pretty sure I understand and it's all good.)

Granted, but you take the life from the person you hold most dear.

I wish for a whole bunch of confetti.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 05, 2012, 04:27:39 AM
granted but it's so much you drown in it..

I wish for an explanation that i can hear of why alex is still using everybody

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 05, 2012, 04:34:01 AM
Granted, but it is so loud that it causes you to go deaf afterwards.

I wish I could teleport.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 05, 2012, 04:38:49 AM
Granted but only i have the power to teleport and you have to touch me in order to teleport with me....

I wish to not be deaf and wait......all those wishes i wished for and were answered are worthless because i already am alex...!!!!!! hahaha...nevermind

I Really wish for pie!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 05, 2012, 04:46:04 AM
Granted but it's just a soggy and cold one from Mcdonalds.
 :61: yea, I guess that those wishes were completely pointless.

I wish that I was a Saiyan.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 05, 2012, 04:49:37 AM
i love McDonalds' pies..where do you come from because here..the pies are warm and refeshing

Granted but you immediately turn back normal

I wish for more buddies
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 05, 2012, 06:15:02 AM
(I'm talking some old, cold, and just not good anymore Mcdonanlds pies.)

Granted, but none of them will ever log on again.

I wish for a nice wheel of cheddar cheese.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ryn-Senpai on April 05, 2012, 04:51:43 PM
Granted but a small leprechaun planted a bomb in it. (I had to say this...)

I wish bunnies didn't exist.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 05, 2012, 05:15:53 PM
(My Cheese No!!!1one)

Granted, but now good luck has stopped existing because of the lack of rabbits' feet.

I wish this cat would quit being an A-hole.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 05, 2012, 07:22:40 PM
Granted she becomes your hole XD

i wish for a good dinner to eat
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 05, 2012, 08:15:32 PM
( :41: dear me... I don't even want to picture that... at least my cat did actually calm down though.)

Granted but now you feel too sick to eat.

I wish I could solve this Rubik's Cube.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 05, 2012, 10:15:40 PM
Granted but then it becomes larger and you pass out
I wish for FRIENDS  :matthew2: :tyrell2:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 05, 2012, 10:31:58 PM
Granted but they are all psychotic, dangerous, and moody people.

I wish for a nice cold glass of lemonade with questionable origins.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 06, 2012, 05:16:51 AM
granted but a gay monkey slaps it out of your hand.

I wish to understand why Alex/I tried to doom the world and then helped save it
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 06, 2012, 01:19:29 PM
Granted, but now you've lost the understanding of everything else (even language)

I wish for a bottle of fancy for da ladies shampoo and conditioner. (I need to keep my hair Faaaabulous~~♪  :felix2:)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 06, 2012, 07:09:25 PM
granted but for some reason it attacks you?

i wish i could use beter grammer
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 06, 2012, 07:14:24 PM
Granted, but only in a language you can't even understand.

I wish for a Wizard's pipe.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 07, 2012, 06:32:08 AM
granted but it is worthless

i wish that this forum is endless!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 07, 2012, 10:52:18 AM
Granted, but it becomes very very strict.

I wish for a time machine.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on April 07, 2012, 12:18:05 PM
Granted, but you have no clue how to use it.

I wish for the will to get out of my dorm, walk ten minutes, and go to breakfast.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 07, 2012, 12:20:54 PM
Granted, but there is no breakfast today.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 07, 2012, 06:37:11 PM
Granted but your wish of nothing means and endless suplie of sorrow for a familie member

i wish for a new watch
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 07, 2012, 07:25:38 PM
Granted, you get a brand new watch that punches your gut every hour
I wish for something shiny that can't harm me seriously(HA)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 08, 2012, 01:03:16 AM
Granted but your wish of nothing means and endless suplie of sorrow for a familie member
   :32: I can't believe I did it again.

Granted, but it is glitter. Glitter everywhere, always having some stuck to you.


I wish for a kite.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 08, 2012, 02:51:22 AM
Granted... but the kite takes your eyes and gives it to me in a little jar.

I wish someone would by this neat pair of eyes I... found. :25:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 08, 2012, 02:58:20 AM
Granted, but I pay in pencil shavings.

I wish that this eye jar was filled with almonds.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 08, 2012, 12:49:42 PM
Granted... but they are MY almonds! (Swings in on a rope, steals the almonds.)

I wish I could turn pencil shavings and almonds into gold...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 08, 2012, 02:37:55 PM
Granted, but gold is now worth less than pencil shavings.

I wish for two eye patches, since I can't get my eyes back into my head.

(Yay just imagine how cool I'll look with two eye patches  :23:)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 08, 2012, 05:09:29 PM
Granted... but they are filled with spiders.

I wish gold prices would sky-rocket.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 08, 2012, 05:28:08 PM
Granted, but now you have to go to space to sell it.

I wish for a fancy cigar, to go with my bad a** look.

(Two eye patches. spiders running all over my face)  :17:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 08, 2012, 06:25:23 PM
Granted but it explodes when you enight it

i wish for a Ah 6 littel bird
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 08, 2012, 06:32:47 PM
Granted, only too little around the size of fleas.

I wish for a new cofee cup.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 08, 2012, 06:38:19 PM
granted but its filled with the awfullest coffe ever and you cant get rid of it

i wish for a jeep
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 08, 2012, 06:45:33 PM
Granted, but it has no wheels. (not even one for steering)

I wish I had less paper.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 08, 2012, 06:49:21 PM
granted but the al your paper starts burning

i wish for a jeep with wheels but with engine failure
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 08, 2012, 06:59:41 PM
Granted, but it is filled with rabid animals.

I wish for a bag of new socks.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 08, 2012, 07:02:53 PM
Granted but those socks care a unknown disease

i wish for a stuffed animal
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 08, 2012, 07:15:36 PM
Granted, but it is possessed by an evil spirit.

I wish for some medicated foot powder  :18:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 10, 2012, 08:57:36 PM
Granted... but it turns you blue like The Ice King.

I wish I had all of Alex's powers with no down side.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 11, 2012, 08:12:02 PM
Granted, but now your body stops at your waist. (no downside now  :25: )

I wish to have a vivid dream.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on April 12, 2012, 02:20:56 AM
Granted, but it's actually a vision of the world ending in two days, and you have to stop it. Then you ignore it because it's just a dream, and the world ends in a zombie apocalypse. And it's all your fault. (I forgot how much I enjoyed this topic)

I wish school wasn't so time consuming.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 12, 2012, 03:15:11 AM
Granted... It's no longer time-consuming... It's YOU-CONSUMING!!!

I wish for my lower half back... Please...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 13, 2012, 03:57:30 AM

I wish I had all of Alex's powers with no down side.

Hey! IM Alex here!!! Someones gonna have to teach you a lesson.. Pwns luigi mario.

Granted But your upper half is gone..(Told ya so!..You are officialy PWND)

I wish for cake. (With nothing bad in it or bad ingredients or viruses)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 13, 2012, 01:09:35 PM
Granted, but it is delivered by Death himself. (he has something else for you  :97: )

I wish for my own space ship.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 13, 2012, 04:30:40 PM
Granted... But it has my top half fused on it's top. (Google Apocolymon).


I wish I ate Shine's cake.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 13, 2012, 04:55:20 PM
(Won't you die if I go to space then?)
Granted, but it tastes bad (since the taste was perfect but only to Shine)

I wish that my 3DS's battery would last longer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 13, 2012, 09:20:28 PM
Granted but your ds then got sold in order to pay bill
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 13, 2012, 09:27:02 PM
Your wish of nothing ends the world.


I wish for ESP.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 14, 2012, 12:00:15 AM
Granted, but you can only read the minds of babies.

I wish for a drawing idea. ( I have been asked to design my brother's next tatoo. )
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 14, 2012, 05:29:25 PM
Granted but you cant use it because the world is gone and destroyed. (and you went with it..all of us did)

I wish for a new world to live on where we can breath oxygen and have food and water.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on April 14, 2012, 05:33:37 PM
Granted, but the natives dislike us and try to drive us out and kill us.

I wish for more empathy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 14, 2012, 05:39:04 PM
Granted but you show or are shown so much emotion that it drives you and/or people crazy   (YAAY!!! we won the battle against the natives)

I wish for another cake just like my other one only with no body parts on or in it
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on April 14, 2012, 06:01:55 PM
Granted, but the cake is a lie. (I really hope you get that reference)

I wish ideas came to me more easily.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 14, 2012, 06:05:50 PM
I totally forgot what that reference means.

Granted but you get too many ideas that you cant focus on one specific one.

I wish i remember what that reference means.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 14, 2012, 06:37:09 PM
Granted, but I'm not going to be the one to remind you.  :13:

I wish I knew what song to put on next.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 14, 2012, 06:58:25 PM
Granted but the song is so choppy you spend the rest of the day trying to find a different song.

I wish that my cake wasn't a lie
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on April 14, 2012, 07:05:30 PM
I totally forgot what that reference means.
Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep. (Not talking about you that last part, just part of the reference)

Granted, but now it tastes horrible.

I wish for a cream pie to smash in someone's face.

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 14, 2012, 07:11:22 PM
(...im not a horrible person..and my birth...aw forget it. it was a joke any way)

Granted but you can't controll your arm and the pie is in your face. :) have fun

i wish my cake tasted good
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 14, 2012, 07:13:34 PM
Granted, but now it is a lie.... again.

I wish for the most durable plastic fork in the universe.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 14, 2012, 07:15:19 PM
granted but they are specially designed to explode on contact.

i wish mercuryftw would forgive me
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 14, 2012, 07:23:57 PM
Granted, but now I am upset with you.

I wish Shine had a nose bleed.  :45:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 14, 2012, 07:26:09 PM
granted but it lasts a half a second and the blood stops rushing and doesn't get out.

i wish Ailanthus would tell me why he's mad at me (if your a she im sorry)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on April 14, 2012, 07:27:31 PM
(I forgive you, I'm just a little lazy right now. And Ailanthus is just joking around. By the way, those two references were from Portal and Portal 2 respectively.

Granted, but your cake has now disappeared from all existence and cannot be recreated, lie or not.

I wish for summer weather.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 14, 2012, 07:30:09 PM
(I know that Ailanthus was joking.)

Granted but it is so hot you die of heat stroke while all of us sit in our no breakable air conditioned houses.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 14, 2012, 07:33:59 PM
Your, wish is non-existant, and instead of me feeling like I'll return the favor, I make fun of you for it (since I'm all mad and all.)

I wish that it was always night.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 14, 2012, 07:35:17 PM
granted but "it" is destroyed and cant be replaced

I wish for a wish to wish for
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on April 14, 2012, 07:37:40 PM
Granted, but your wish making powers were revoked.

I wish my dorm parents' dog didn't like me so much.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 14, 2012, 07:39:14 PM
granted but now it hates you so much it kills you

i wish for more ideas for wishes
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 14, 2012, 07:47:44 PM
Granted, but they are all terrible wishes.

I wish for a catapult.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 14, 2012, 08:57:27 PM
granted but its huge and isn't put together.

i wish for a pokemon that likes me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 14, 2012, 10:10:20 PM
Granted, but it is Dunsparce.

I wish for rocket skates.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 14, 2012, 10:31:49 PM
Granted but one broke while rolling on them and you were sent flying off in an awkward position.

i wish for pie
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 15, 2012, 03:09:24 AM
Granted, but since you've already wished for one you get a living pie that eats people.

I wish PeeWee's Playhouse was on right now.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 17, 2012, 12:34:03 AM
Granted but the tv has become blurry and you cant watch
I wish for people to stop stealing my sig
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 17, 2012, 05:03:44 AM
granted but your signature is now different and cant be replaced. (people like your signature so thats why they copy it)

i wish audacity would have better recording (sound) quality
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 17, 2012, 07:24:52 AM
Granted, but now you are mute and deaf.

I wish for a pogo stick.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 17, 2012, 05:40:49 PM
you get a basbal bet (this is wrong typed im sure about it)

i wish for that neptune never had watched the like a boss movies on youtube :P

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on April 19, 2012, 12:50:32 AM
Granted, but he still references it.

I wish for Nintendo of America to be less lazy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 19, 2012, 01:46:50 AM
Granted, but they all quit and become athletes.

I wish for another meatball sub.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 20, 2012, 04:39:21 AM
granted but its so disgusting (like middle school food)  you get sick and possible die

i wish that i could make a great abridged series.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 21, 2012, 04:36:24 AM
Granted, but Youtube takes it down and blocks your account.... every.... time.

I wish my buddy would have stopped by earlier.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 21, 2012, 09:54:03 PM
granted but you werent there to see him.

i wish that i could figure out how to mix items in Rune Factory 2
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 21, 2012, 11:16:43 PM
Granted, but now you can't use your items, or drop or sell or whatever it can be done in that game.
I wish that my birthday would come sooner.

(people like your signature so thats why they copy it)
by the way, aww, thanx you :50:

Congratulations! You are now with your ZOMBIE girlfriend!

Does my girlfriend look like a zombie? LOLS!  :))

Oh, yeah. Just before I forget, This is corrupted a wish. You were brought back you're girlfriend but she's a zombie. Much like that monkey's foot story

----
Merged posts together.
Sea.~
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on April 22, 2012, 02:58:52 AM
Triple post? Seriously? You realize there's a modify button for your posts so you DON'T have to double/triple post, and break the rules?

Granted, but everyone else dies, leaving you as the only person who can celebrate it.

I wish school didn't go by as fast.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 23, 2012, 07:44:29 PM
HAHA
Granted, but you are the only one in school and feel my misery
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 25, 2012, 01:44:20 PM
granted but your wish of nothing while be punished by a unknown demon

i wish just for school wasnt so diffucult.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on April 25, 2012, 09:58:32 PM
Granted, but now they don't actually teach you anything at all.

I wish for a faster way to draw these sprites...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 26, 2012, 04:33:44 AM
granted but the paper is blown away every time

i wish for more interesting LoZ music and games to come out so i can play them.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 26, 2012, 09:56:43 PM
(don't we all)
granted, but comes out only in some country you never heard of
I wish for bullys to stop bullying
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on May 03, 2012, 06:10:02 PM
Granted but when te grow up the become criminals and steal your diamond

i wish humanity could use their brains more to solve diffucult problems whe facing right now
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 03, 2012, 08:11:03 PM
Granted but they were looking at the chalkboard, thus continuing to solve equations ou dont need in life
I wish for peaceful wishes for me
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 05, 2012, 01:09:44 AM
Granted... But... I lied, you will have no peace, sir.


I wish my computer was working so I could start my Fire Emblem hack.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Norchir on May 05, 2012, 02:42:57 AM
Granted, but it glitches and now your computer is broken.

I wish for infinite psy crystals!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on May 05, 2012, 03:10:09 AM
Granted, but soon the world is filled by the unstoppable expanding crystals.

I wish for a carbonated drink.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 06, 2012, 03:03:54 PM
Granted... but it's flat.

Welcome back, Sea.

I wish I bled less.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Norchir on May 06, 2012, 11:10:05 PM
granted, but now you are dead because you have no blood.

I wish that chuggaaconroy would do a let's play of golden sun: the broken seal.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on May 06, 2012, 11:24:46 PM
Granted, but he dies in the middle, leaving it unfinished and he will never do an lp again. Which would be a shame for all of his viewers.

I wish my headache would go away.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 07, 2012, 08:14:11 PM
Granted but you lose your head, forever walking around as a headless man
I wish to not go to my after-school school
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on May 08, 2012, 11:15:13 AM
Granted, but there's work from school to accommodate the time of the after-school.

I wish that phone contracts were less expensive.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 09, 2012, 07:50:02 PM
Granted but now you dont have a phone
I wish for a sword to sword things with
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on May 10, 2012, 03:54:51 AM
Sorry your wish is not granted because you asked the wrong person.

i wish all of you would watch Golden Sun Abridged. (seriously i'm not kidding it is@$%&@ hilarious)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 10, 2012, 07:47:00 PM
Granted but now no its not @$%&@ hilarious(is it a youtube thing?)
I wish for a tray of food
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on May 11, 2012, 05:09:11 AM
you get a tray of kibbles and bits. (yes but it also has its own web site. you can get all episodes on youtube only)

i wish that ZelGirl would hurry up with Four Swords abridged episodes 3-the end.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on May 13, 2012, 12:47:06 AM
Granted, but "she" rushes through it, causing little to no editing, bad voice acting, and just lame jokes.

I wish that I won't have arthritis when I'm older.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on May 13, 2012, 12:48:26 AM
Granted, but you won't live long enough to be older.

I wish I didn't get caught in humans versus zombies.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on May 13, 2012, 01:20:39 AM
 :21: My death is imminent!

Granted, but now there is a real zombie outbreak.

I wish for a gun, since now there are zombies everywhere.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on May 13, 2012, 05:18:30 AM
granted but it only shoots blanks. (i mean ONLY)

i wish for ailanthus's death to come at least when he is 65.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on May 13, 2012, 05:55:08 AM
Granted, but I am in a coma til then....  :14:

I wish for a long and vivid dream that will last my whole coma.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on May 13, 2012, 06:05:34 AM
granted but you come out of the coma in two seconds.

i wish for pie/pi
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on May 13, 2012, 06:31:24 AM
(So now I'm 65 and dead?)
granted, but the pie tastes is spoiled as you are too busy trying to read all the way to the last digit of pi.

I wish I knew some other old man ghosts to hang out with.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on May 14, 2012, 04:45:06 AM
granted but they all flee because you are still alive.

i wish for a wish to wish for a wish wishing i had one.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on May 14, 2012, 10:59:52 PM
Granted, but the wish granted is that you lose your right hand.

I wish for a N64.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on May 15, 2012, 02:15:29 AM
Granted, but it got somehow region locked to a foreign country, and you can't play any of your games.

I wish for more motivation.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on May 15, 2012, 04:38:59 AM
granted but your so motivated that everybody envies you and kills you.

i wish my right hand back without any mutations and i can still move it and all of my other body parts are still on me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on May 15, 2012, 07:51:42 AM
Granted, but now you have extremely poor hand-eye coordination.

I wish for a suit of armor.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 15, 2012, 09:00:34 PM
Granted but its cursed so when you put it on you wander as a spirit(and is killed by Isaac)
I wish for something good
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on May 16, 2012, 12:24:15 AM
Granted, but it isn't for you.

I wish for seven foot tall stilts.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 17, 2012, 01:07:24 AM
Granted but those seven 1-foot stilts broke
I wish for something good for me
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on May 17, 2012, 04:00:38 AM
granted but its broken and you cant use em...(dont you hate that...i can be Alex but i regret that now...)

i wish for better hand eye coordination and no body part defections.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on May 17, 2012, 04:40:35 AM
Granted, but now you are severely depressed and unmotivated.

I wish for super glue. (time to fix all these stilts)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on May 18, 2012, 04:47:45 AM
granted but doesnt glue things together. it saves the world.

i wish i wasnt depressed
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on May 18, 2012, 12:05:28 PM
Granted, but then your depression is passed to random people you talk to.  :76:

I wish that it wasn't cold in the morning. >.>
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 18, 2012, 10:03:07 PM
Granted but its now searing hot
I wish my friend would stop saying the sun is freezing
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on May 20, 2012, 09:16:51 PM
granted but now the sun really IS freezing.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on May 24, 2012, 07:18:30 PM
Granted but your wish of nothing make,s that you lose a part of your power, but regains a vial

i wish for that my uncle didnt died, (i know i dont must wish this, but still i have feelings i can,t really talk about)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on May 26, 2012, 02:45:08 AM
granted but he really isnt your uncle.

i wish for all my power to be back with me and nothing gotten rid of that is on me or in me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on May 26, 2012, 09:50:08 PM
Granted, but now you cannot remove the massive amount of uni-brow hair.

I wish I knew what game I wanted to play.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on May 27, 2012, 04:33:07 AM
(Warning! my wish was uncorrupted. You forgot i dont have a Uni-brow, and you never gave me one.)

Granted but you have to play that game over and over until you die and you only get food and drink and bathroom breaks that last only 5 minutes.

I wish for a Kitten.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Norchir on May 27, 2012, 05:18:20 PM
Granted, but the kitten is actually a demon who eats souls.

I wish for Sea to make a post saying "derp" after this post.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on May 28, 2012, 03:44:04 AM
granted (im sea in disguise) but derp comes out as NEVER.

i wish to befriend the demon cat.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on May 29, 2012, 09:20:20 PM
(D*mn, I was hooping Sea would say herp instead.)

Granted, but in order to do so you have to offer it one of your senses.

I wish for a new mask.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on June 02, 2012, 03:21:31 AM
(i offer it half touch and half taste.)
granted but you turn into a goron.

i wish for the physical form of nothing.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 03, 2012, 03:56:09 PM
Granted... But now Your eyes turn to asbestos... Good luck.

I wish for the return of Hat! Box! Ghost!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 03, 2012, 05:39:22 PM
granted but those 3 things while haunt you for your rest of existins

i wish for a F-35
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on June 03, 2012, 08:02:27 PM
granted but it's broken. (what the hell is asbestos)

i wish for my normal eyes back in might socket with my normal eyesight.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on June 03, 2012, 09:49:56 PM
Granted, but after watching nintendo direct pre e3 you lost your sight from awesomeness.

I wish go to Euro 2012.  :30:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on June 03, 2012, 09:57:35 PM
granted but you have no more money and your stranded there.

i wish for GS 4 if it comes out.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on June 09, 2012, 04:07:04 AM
Granted, but you can't afford the fuel.

I wish for some rocks to eat.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on June 10, 2012, 03:14:03 AM
Granted, but you can't afford the fuel.

I wish for some rocks to eat.
are you drunk? or absent minded because I don't need fuel to buy it.
aww but i dont need fuel

granted but you choke on them because your not a goron.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on June 10, 2012, 02:41:54 PM
*Gasp* *Gasp* *Cough* *Gasp* *Cough* *Gasp* *Cough* (Your unmade wish has been granted, Your house shall burn to the ground)

*Cough* *Gasp* *Cough* *Gasp* (I wish someone would save me)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on June 14, 2012, 03:30:09 AM
yes i did make a wish but *cough* i deleted it on accident *cough*

granted but for a reward they want all of your left possessions.

i wish for a hose.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on June 14, 2012, 09:01:05 PM
Granted, but it is a fire hose and cannot be turned off.

I wish that I can keep the computer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on June 16, 2012, 06:36:46 AM
granted but it crashes and you cant fix it.

i wish for my eyesite back
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on June 20, 2012, 04:57:40 AM
Granted, but now you can't hear ANYTHING!

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on June 20, 2012, 04:59:27 AM
Granted, but the plane tickets are still expensive.

I wish that my keyboard wasn't so messed up.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on June 20, 2012, 05:03:29 AM
Granted, but now the monitor's acting up.

I wish I didn't have to log off right now. :(
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ailanthus on June 20, 2012, 05:05:13 AM
Granted, but now you can never log off again  :08:

I wish all these mosquitoes would leave me alone,
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on June 20, 2012, 02:36:40 PM
That doesn't sound so bad!

But now you have wasps flying all around you.

I wish I knew more stuff!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Renny on June 20, 2012, 02:42:07 PM
Granted but your head keeps growing to the point you can't even walk straight up and then you start hunching over and then eventually your head hits the floor and you require some sort of wagon to carry your head around.

I wish GS4 was out.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on June 20, 2012, 03:28:01 PM
Granted, bui it's for an undeveloped system.

I wish I had a slice of pie.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 20, 2012, 06:16:41 PM
granted but it tastes horrible

i wish for a kitty
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on June 20, 2012, 07:37:22 PM
Granted, but it claws you to death.

I wish these wishes weren't being corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 21, 2012, 05:19:38 PM
granted but you become infected with pazon and become totaly corrupted

i wish for world domanation XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on June 21, 2012, 05:32:03 PM
Granted, but you were assassinated within the first hour by a baby bunny (how embarrassing!).

I wish for a million bucks.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 21, 2012, 05:40:24 PM
granted but you get life in prison because the goverment thinks your 1 of the worst criminals

i wish my goldfish could do tricks
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on June 21, 2012, 06:05:41 PM
Granted, but a stray cat came in and ate it.

I wish I didn't wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 22, 2012, 02:14:33 PM
granted but you still wish anyway, (ah the stupid logic of this) *headbangs*

i wish for rafeal nadal
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on June 22, 2012, 03:09:57 PM
Granted, but it's just a little action figure.

I wish for something.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on June 23, 2012, 03:38:24 PM
WHAT? sorry your wish is not granted because i cant even hear what your saying!

i wish for all my normal bodily functions back.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on June 23, 2012, 08:07:03 PM
Granted, but you can't control them.

I wish for GSTLA.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on June 24, 2012, 12:12:53 AM
granted but my involuntary spasms make you drop the game in the Mississippi river.

i wish for my normal voluntary functions to be back to voluntary.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on June 24, 2012, 02:05:43 AM
Granted, but now you're a lot weaker than before.

I wish I would stop yawning!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 26, 2012, 09:48:25 AM
granted but your brains starts to work overload because of the oxigion lack

i wish for and surround tv
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 10, 2012, 01:55:52 AM
Granted, but now you're trapped in the room.

I wish for a better sense of humor.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 10, 2012, 05:40:38 PM
Granted but for no reason you get to much humor and power wich means you get mad

i wish for and free mind
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 11, 2012, 05:11:37 PM
Granted, but you now cannot move.

I wish I could put myself into any video game of my choice.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 12, 2012, 08:41:01 AM
granted but your player goes everytime game over

i wish i could fish much beter then my dad could
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 12, 2012, 02:21:15 PM
Granted, but you catch too many fish and there are no longer any bites anywhere!

I wish I could figure out why all these wishes were being corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 13, 2012, 12:00:17 PM
granted but when you find out. you must suffer the corrupting for ever

i wish for and cut dogie
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 14, 2012, 02:56:11 AM
Granted, but it shreds everything in your house.

I wish to stop coughing.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 14, 2012, 07:12:59 PM
Granted but now you have eternal sneezing
I wish for a fun day
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 15, 2012, 02:30:26 AM
Granted, but the next day starts an eternity of BOREDOM!

I wish for something. Anything.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 15, 2012, 08:50:15 AM
granted but the mythbuster use you and test buddy on their newest project *how to use and tnt stick*

i wish for victory for us on the sol side :) 
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 15, 2012, 01:48:39 PM
(Er, Im sol so how should I play this...)
Ah, We are victorius but you end up skewered
I wish for a pirate ship
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 15, 2012, 03:51:13 PM
granted but ghost pirates steal the ship right before your nose and when you try anything to get it back you end up out of money


i wish for and helicopter with and trainend pilot
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 16, 2012, 02:27:39 AM
Granted, but your helicopter has a terrible malfunction and you crash.

I wish I could heal things.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 16, 2012, 01:30:33 PM
Granted but society fears you because you can do things nobody else can wich means a lot of trouble for you

i wish it would stop raining in the summer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 16, 2012, 05:26:19 PM
Granted, but now hail is dropping quickly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on July 16, 2012, 05:38:38 PM
your unspoken wish is granted but you are now like me. with almost unlimited power and you dont want it anymore and you cant get rid of it and now hate yourself for wanting the power of the Golden Sun.

i wish for the power to control the wind.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 16, 2012, 07:50:15 PM
Granted, you can now fart many times
I wish for a gas mask to protect myself from shine's newfound stink psynergy
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on July 16, 2012, 08:21:20 PM
granted but i went to the great fairy to remove the unstoppable farting and now the mask is completely worthless.

I wish elemental adepts were real and i was a jupiter adept
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 17, 2012, 07:32:02 AM
granted but with new good guys their while be even more bad guys (and with that i mean elemental adepts) and those bad guys rope you from you new power with and machine who drains psyenergy *d*mn what and long destription*

i wish for power like supermen :P
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 17, 2012, 12:27:05 PM
granted, but you become a corupted superman and die by the rest of the justice league
I wish for more video games
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 17, 2012, 12:45:00 PM
granted but those vidoes games are for childeren for 3 years and younger

i wish for sonic
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 17, 2012, 12:57:00 PM
Granted, but he runs you over
I wish for more wishes
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 17, 2012, 01:05:49 PM
granted but all those wishes become corrupted

i wish for samus the bounty hunter
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 17, 2012, 01:10:40 PM
...
She blasts your face off
I wish for a Kirby to annoy people with
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: cybrah on July 17, 2012, 01:12:59 PM
But Kirby sucks you in and digests you

I wish my dog wouldn't urinate inside
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 17, 2012, 01:15:51 PM
Granted, but now your dog urinates in you mouth
I wish for a movie
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 17, 2012, 03:21:53 PM
Granted, but the movie's completely retarded.

I wish that those who read this...aside from me...shall be cursed for all eternity!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 17, 2012, 06:49:15 PM
granted but the wish is corrupted so you get punished

i wish for  :matthew2: to exict in this world
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on July 17, 2012, 09:42:16 PM
i escaped from the machine!

Granted but he is evil in this world and kills you.

i wish for the psynergy machine to malfunction and give the stolen psynergy back to me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: cybrah on July 18, 2012, 12:00:38 PM
Granted, but it's starts to work and takes the psynergy back from you  :mars_djinn:

I wish I had a job.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 18, 2012, 12:48:48 PM
Granted but you get the worst job ever

i wish its stops raining outside
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: cybrah on July 18, 2012, 03:13:36 PM
Granted, but it starts raining inside now.

I wish thinkgarent would go and post in Escaping from Shadow
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 18, 2012, 03:18:41 PM
granted but now he starts to overpost the forum again! (just because im stuck inside)

i wish ideas to start and new battel topic
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 19, 2012, 05:35:15 PM
Granted, but now you have too many ideas and you don't know which to use.

I wish for a normal cat.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 20, 2012, 12:31:27 AM
Granted but my mega dog ate your cat
I wish for  :venus_djinn: :mars_djinn: :jupiter_djinn: :mercury_djinn:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 20, 2012, 03:10:04 AM
Granted, but it fries you. Now, you're extra-crispy!

I wish I could see the Avengers movie!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 20, 2012, 06:18:23 AM
Granted, but it's only the ending scene! XD

I wish that Shine would give me my frickin' Djinni back from that zombie-killing battle! D:<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 20, 2012, 07:04:22 AM
granted but its and possed djinn who is gonna steal all your psyenergy!

i wish for  :venus_djinn: as pet who always obey me
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 20, 2012, 10:44:55 AM
Granted, but since he's incompatible with this universe, he explodes. Enjoy cleaning Djinni off of your walls. ;D

I wish that the files for my LP of Golden Sun weren't so huge. O.o"
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 20, 2012, 07:12:44 PM
Granted, but since he's incompatible with this universe, he explodes. Enjoy cleaning Djinni of your walls. ;D

I wish that the files for my LP of Golden Sun weren't so huge. O.o"

granted but youtube and any other download your movie site stops to exists!

i wish for the sun to shine :)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 20, 2012, 07:49:10 PM
Granted, but that's only because a probe-wielding alien armada tore through the clouds, hell-bent on probing every Netherlander. XD

I wish for the day to be longer, so as to have more time to watch my favourite LPers, record, edit, and the like. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 21, 2012, 02:05:43 AM
Granted, but you run out of stuff to do halfway through the day.

I wish I wasn't so unorganized.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 21, 2012, 04:57:06 AM
Granted, but now you're so A.R. that no one wants to be around you. XD

I wish my new mic/headset works well. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 21, 2012, 02:03:13 PM
Granted, but it breaks after 30 minutes.

I wish I had extreme technological intelligence.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 21, 2012, 06:56:44 PM
Granted, but that technological intelligence is for the oldest computer to date, effectively making it useless. XD

I wish for it to be Monday so I can record again. :/
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 21, 2012, 07:51:31 PM
Granted, but there shall never be another Monday!

I wish for an end to wishing.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 22, 2012, 07:50:48 AM
Granted. The wishing will end when all life does.

I wish that I could go back to bed. :05:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 22, 2012, 12:44:27 PM
Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish my allergies were gone.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 22, 2012, 08:41:51 PM
Granted, but now you're allergic to EVERYTHING ELSE. Including, but not limited to, the Golden Sun series.

I wish for a functioning PS2.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 22, 2012, 08:43:39 PM
Granted, but now all your current and future PS2 games dont work
I wish for  :jupiter_djinn:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 22, 2012, 09:07:03 PM
And look for thinkgaret's post pretty much asking for the same thing. My response remains the same.

I wish for my friend to get her frickin' internet back. XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 22, 2012, 11:48:20 PM
Granted, but the connection's so terrible that she might as well not have internet.

I wish for a more comfortable chair.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 23, 2012, 08:49:56 AM
Granted, but the moment you sit in it, it breaks.

I wish that YouTube didn't make it such a hassle about uploading videos. :04:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 23, 2012, 01:06:54 PM
Granted, but now Youtube shut down after having too much videos

I wish for money
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 23, 2012, 11:37:55 PM
Granted, but now you're taxed on that money, and you're now given bills to pay, leaving you with no profit.

I wish for my friend to respond to texts...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on July 24, 2012, 01:46:36 AM
Granted, but her replies are text walls.

I wish for a new printer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 24, 2012, 01:51:26 AM
Granted, but when you plug it up to your computer, it installs a virus that causes irreparable damage to it.

I wish for sushi! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on July 24, 2012, 02:01:41 AM
Granted, but somehow the sushi came back to life.

I wish for news of GS4.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 24, 2012, 02:08:42 AM
Granted, but the news is nothing but lies. (JustlikeDawnshipping)

I wish for my favourite character to hurry up and join the party already! XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 24, 2012, 02:15:43 AM
Granted, but that character gets killed too often and too easily.

I wish for between 8 and 10 hours of sleep every night.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 24, 2012, 03:08:03 AM
Granted, but now your late every time you hang out with your friends, and no one wants to hang out with you.

I wish for Sprite. Moar Sprite. XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 24, 2012, 04:10:42 PM
Granted, but it's flat. And expired. And tastes like crap.

I wish today was over.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 24, 2012, 06:08:25 PM
Granted, but tomorrow sucked
I wish for more
(http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=4730677)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 24, 2012, 08:38:31 PM
Granted, but you imagine things you don't like, and can't stop imagining ways to make them worse.

I wish that the lawnmower would start working again so my dad won't get angry it stalled..... :01:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 24, 2012, 11:22:50 PM
Granted, but it's out of gas.

I wish for a free plane ticket to Australia.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 24, 2012, 11:33:46 PM
Granted, but Snakes on a Plane comes to life. And guess what flight the venomous, wriggly monstrosities are on~~.

I wish for a working copy of Persona 4 Arena.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 24, 2012, 11:36:23 PM
Granted, but it freezes every 10 minutes (sorta like my Morrowind game...).

I wish for an inanimate object.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 24, 2012, 11:43:46 PM
Granted, but it becomes animate by the power of the Gods, just to tick you off.

I wish for quiet for an hour. Here. Around me. For one hour. Starting now.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 24, 2012, 11:52:04 PM
Granted, but when that hour is up, everyone starts to scream like crazy, just to vex you.

I wish for non-screwy TV.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 24, 2012, 11:57:10 PM
Granted, but now you have screwy cable/dish. XD

I wish for my mom to stop pestering me about reading books like Anthem and 1964.....
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 25, 2012, 12:01:27 AM
Granted, but now she's pestering you about everything else.

I wish for great ideas for practical jokes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 25, 2012, 12:03:25 AM
Granted, but everyone sees them, and they all end up backfiring on you.

I wish that I was never interrupted while recording.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 25, 2012, 12:07:29 AM
Granted, but now, nobody wants to talk to you.

I wish I had more dA activity.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 25, 2012, 12:18:51 AM
Granted, but it's people flaming/spamming your account.

I wish for infinite, incorruptible wishes! :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 25, 2012, 12:29:41 AM
Granted, but this one's corrupted.

I wish for psynergy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 25, 2012, 12:32:52 AM
Granted, but it blows up in your face. Literally. XD

I wish for hilarious videos to watch. XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 25, 2012, 12:37:45 AM
Granted, but you go blind.

I wish for cake.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 25, 2012, 12:40:51 AM
Granted, but it's a lie. XD

I wish Britain had less talent. It's making us Americans feel bad. XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 25, 2012, 12:44:29 AM
Granted, but we become less talented as well.

I wish for a video to go to AFV.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 25, 2012, 12:51:06 AM
Granted, but it's not the video you wanted.

I wish I was able to eat my Italian Ice faster. I wanna record. XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 25, 2012, 12:53:37 AM
Granted, but you receive an eternal brain freeze.

I wish for a laptop.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 25, 2012, 12:57:47 AM
Granted, but it's got a case of the chrashies and comes with a few... Glitches. XD

I wish for an awesome British accent. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 25, 2012, 01:10:25 AM
Granted, but nobody likes you because they see you as a traitor!

I wish for my book to be finished!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 25, 2012, 01:12:55 AM
Granted, but the last bit of said book turns into crap. XD

I wish my friend would get Skype faster. (She just got a new computer. :D)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 25, 2012, 01:19:56 AM
"She?" Nice. Anywho, um, your computer crashes right as Skype finishes loading.

I wish for teleportation.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 25, 2012, 01:23:43 AM
Yeah, my friend's a girl? So? XD Anyway, you always teleport into a prison. XD A men's only prison.

I wish for X-Ray vision. XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 25, 2012, 01:38:26 AM
You just said "she," so...aw, who cares?! Anywho (before I dig myself into a deeper hole), Granted, but nobody wants to be around you 'cause they feel violated.

I wish for luck.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 25, 2012, 04:27:45 AM
Granted, but it's bad luck.

I wish I knew how to play Golden Sun well.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 25, 2012, 06:34:14 AM
granted but now all the gs series stops to exists (NO!)

i wish it wasn't so bloody hot outside
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 25, 2012, 01:36:04 PM
Granted, now its just bloody
I wish for no education in the summer
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 25, 2012, 07:08:10 PM
granted but you teachers are waiting till the summer ends to torture you again  :kraden:

i wish for piece of bread
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 25, 2012, 07:51:10 PM
Granted, but it's rock-hard.

I wish for yawns to stop existing.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 26, 2012, 06:35:54 AM
granted but now you lose the control over your muscles

i wish for and seaworthy boat
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 26, 2012, 01:58:28 PM
granted but it was too small for you
i wish for a sandwich
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 26, 2012, 06:06:37 PM
Granted, but it gives you food poisoning.

I wish for more people on TLW who are active.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 26, 2012, 10:57:11 PM
Granted but now its too active, posts every second
I wish for a great house
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 26, 2012, 11:39:16 PM
Granted, but it gets blown up.

I wish for a personal jet.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 27, 2012, 12:03:12 PM
Granted, but it crashes
I wish for a horse
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 28, 2012, 02:35:40 AM
Granted, but it runs away and is never found.

I wish for a little more knowledge.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 28, 2012, 04:05:10 AM
Granted, but it isn't knowledge you want to keep
I wish for a monkey tail
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 28, 2012, 03:03:18 PM
Granted, but it falls off.

I wish for my mom's gardens to be weedless.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 28, 2012, 07:36:59 PM
Granted, but now all the plants die
I wish for light
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 29, 2012, 01:26:05 AM
Granted, but it's so bright, you go blind.

I wish for a personal computer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 29, 2012, 02:26:09 AM
Granted, but it broke
I wish for purity
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 29, 2012, 01:08:43 PM
Granted, but that purity becomes tainted.

I wish for money.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 29, 2012, 05:33:41 PM
Granted, but now money is not needed to buy
I wish for only good things to happen to me
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 29, 2012, 08:56:27 PM
Granted... But I'm an a**, so I light myself on fire end burn down your neighborhood.

I wish for the ability to control crows. (My downfall should be fun.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 29, 2012, 11:37:47 PM
A murder of 'em proves too much and they murder you.

I wish for a Youtube app on the 3DS.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 30, 2012, 02:19:26 AM
Granted but now you get no signal on your 3DS no matter where you go
I wish for a laptop that works
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on July 30, 2012, 04:15:59 PM
Granted, but it gets a virus.

I wish for more complex wishes. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 30, 2012, 07:01:23 PM
Granted, but the wishes become so complex that your brain overloads.

I wish for more Pop-Tarts.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: cybrah on August 05, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
Granted, but you cannot cook them.

I wish I had more ideas to finish my piano duo
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 05, 2012, 05:56:58 AM
Granted, but no one seems overly fond of it.

I wish that Skype didn't have overly annoying sounds.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: cybrah on August 05, 2012, 06:31:12 AM
Granted, BUT NOW EVERYTHING ELSE HAS ANNOYING SOUNDS.

I wish for a butler
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on August 05, 2012, 08:21:52 PM
granted, but he is not yours, he is here at the command of killing you
I wish for jewels
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 05, 2012, 11:09:47 PM
Granted, but they were the stolen royal jewels. Prepare to be punished to the full extent of the law for receiving and possessing stolen property. XD

I wish for story ideas.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on August 06, 2012, 03:37:40 PM
Granted, but they all suck
I wish for a limo
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 06, 2012, 08:49:42 PM
Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish for zouppa toscana.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 07, 2012, 11:14:30 AM
Granted, but you get Chicken Gnocchi, instead. (For anyone that's wondering they're both soups served at Olive Garden.)

I wish that I had an additional month of Summer Break.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 07, 2012, 04:37:20 PM
Granted... But the Earth burns because of too much sun... Thanks...

*Respawn*

I wish for my last 3 volumes of Death Note to come in the mail.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on August 07, 2012, 04:43:02 PM
Granted, but you can't watch them because everything in your house got stolen while you were getting the mail.

I wish my internet wasn't so awful  :glare:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 07, 2012, 08:13:29 PM
Granted, but you no longer have Internet.

I wish I didn't have to do my required summer reading. :(
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 08, 2012, 11:37:25 AM
Granted, but because you didn't read the books over the Summer, you've become illiterate!! D:

I wish that Firefox would stop being dumb. (Currently using Google Chrome.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 08, 2012, 01:21:21 PM
Granted, but it develops its own AI and tries to kill you.

I wish for teleportation to any place I want to go.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 09, 2012, 06:23:34 PM
granted but you teleport to and girl lookers room and get the worst beating of your existing

i wish for 3 more days in portugal :O
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 09, 2012, 08:25:15 PM
Granted, but you're in jail.

I wish for my own computer that will never crash, get a virus, or screw up in any way, shape, or form AND cannot be stolen or broken.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 10, 2012, 09:16:58 AM
granted but it consumes so much electricity your parents are going to forbid you to use your pc in anyway of use.

i wish for personal jet
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 10, 2012, 06:38:10 PM
Granted, but it doesn't fly.

I wish for telekinesis.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on August 11, 2012, 02:46:35 AM
Granted, but you are a noob at it and keep making objects hit you
I wish for my 5 year old brother to stop playing my Minecraft
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 11, 2012, 09:11:03 AM
granted but now minecraft stops to exists

i wish for more golden medals for my country :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on August 11, 2012, 10:17:49 PM
Granted, but they become last place as every other country got 7 more
I wish for a surprise
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 12, 2012, 09:22:33 AM
Granted you get and cake filled with TNT who explode right when you want to take and bite

i wish for a  present :)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 13, 2012, 08:50:56 PM
Granted, but it's clothing for a two year-old girl. XD
 I wish for unlimited money.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 14, 2012, 07:00:00 AM
granted but the kind of money you get isn't anything worth

i wish for mario to jump on my head XD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: cybrah on August 15, 2012, 04:55:27 AM
Granted, but he crushes you and you die? (who wishes for this lol)

I wish for remakes of pokemon ruby and sapphire
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on August 15, 2012, 06:53:44 AM
Granted, but they're buggy, unfair, and downright impossible to win. And cost a boatload of money.

I wish that Ashley wasn't so easy to kill in Resi4.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 17, 2012, 08:27:52 PM
Granted, but she's now impossible to beat.

I wish for aspirin.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 19, 2012, 07:53:04 AM
granted but its poison

i wish for that campain isn't so d*mn hard to beat on advanced wars 2

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 19, 2012, 01:50:03 PM
Granted, but it's so easy that it's no fun.

I wish I had the skill of Zorro.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 21, 2012, 07:19:06 AM
Granted but in a gun fight you while still lose easily


i wish for a tank who cant be destroyed, abducted, or get stolen by anything 
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on August 21, 2012, 07:37:03 PM
Granted, you get a tiny tank statue

I wish for Magical abilities
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 21, 2012, 08:23:11 PM
Granted, but all you can do is act as a very weak magnet.

I wish I didn't have any aches.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 22, 2012, 05:36:47 PM
granted but mosquitoes become addicted of your blood


i wish for a second moon :P
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 22, 2012, 08:33:48 PM
Granted, but it falls and crushes you.

I wish for an extra pair of arms.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on August 24, 2012, 03:30:56 AM
granted but they are unfixibly crippled.

i wish to live my fantasy life.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 24, 2012, 11:21:33 PM
Granted, but you quickly become unendurably bored.

I wish for school to hurry up and start so I can hurry up and get Senior year over with.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: cybrah on August 26, 2012, 11:41:55 AM
Granted, but you end up missing your school years (nostalgic mood after a few wines tonight.)

I wish for my facial hair to not have tinges of red!  :gsfrown:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 28, 2012, 09:04:51 PM
Granted, bt all your hair turns gray.

I wish I had a better memory.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: IsaacIvan on September 23, 2012, 03:06:22 PM
Granted, but now all the other functions in your brain have deteriorated to utter crap.

I wish my friends would get online so we could all play games. (One got online just before I finished typing this. XD)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on September 26, 2012, 03:28:35 AM
Granted, but then your internet went out.

I wish for a new desk.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on September 29, 2012, 03:00:14 AM
Granted... But it's haunted... By President Taft... Who is forever stuck in the bath... Wathcing everything you do.

I wish for someones honest opinion of FF12.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on September 29, 2012, 05:26:53 PM
Granted, but they piss you off.

I wish I was a math genius.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on October 19, 2012, 08:46:48 AM
Granted but you get abducted by the goverment to do secret experiments on new kind explosive to take over this planet. wich is all against your will

i wish my english is less broken xD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on October 20, 2012, 08:00:12 PM
granted but now you mother language sucks.

i wish for my power to be limitless!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on October 21, 2012, 07:36:47 AM
granted, but your limitlis powers exists out of making home cleans and cleaning for the rest of your existings

i wish for less anoying advertisements on the tv
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on October 22, 2012, 11:31:19 PM
(creats a copy exactly like me but can only knows how to clean houses. Yup i am good to go!)
Granted but now tv is now only ads.

I wish for people to listen to this besides jake
Vaati's Fury (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqDs-o2nNcU#)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on October 23, 2012, 07:32:42 AM
granted but the music starts to get worse with each new listiner

i wish mario wasn''t so broken
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on October 23, 2012, 06:48:40 PM
Granted, but now he's just boring.

I wish for another pair of arms.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on October 24, 2012, 05:56:20 AM
granted but they  are useless and need to be decapitated.

I wish for My first 3DS game to be with me in 2 days.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on October 24, 2012, 05:59:10 AM
Granted but on the day it arrives you 3DS becomes broken

i wish for a 3DS
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on October 26, 2012, 01:28:03 PM
Granted, but nothing works on it.

I wish for infinite kowledge.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on October 26, 2012, 01:36:46 PM
Granted but people starts to fear you because you know everything about them
you where put in jail for the rest of your days to protect you self against urself and others

i wish for that my brother didnt broke the wii
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on October 27, 2012, 02:15:27 AM
Granted, but he broke the TV instead.

I wish for a dog that speaks Spanish.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on October 27, 2012, 04:51:37 AM
granted but he always lies.

i wish for a delicious strawberry shortcake
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on October 27, 2012, 07:25:21 AM
Granted but when you eat it you suddenly gainend a lot of weight

i wish that my cat obeys me
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on October 29, 2012, 12:08:45 AM
granted but now its a dog.

I wish for a personal weight lifting gym.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on October 29, 2012, 08:41:29 AM
Granted but your to weak to lift any weight

i wish for  :matthew2: to exists in this world
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on October 30, 2012, 12:28:09 AM
granted but he is a total jerk now.

i wish to be stronger.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 01, 2012, 06:22:16 PM
Granted but you become dumber too

i wish for a random adept power.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 03, 2012, 11:31:21 PM
granted but you are stuck at level 1 and cannot level up.

i wish to keep my humungous strength and get smarter.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 04, 2012, 12:52:20 AM
Granted, but your intellect grows at such an astonishing rate that you are now smarter than anyone you know and all your friends hate you because of it.

I wish I had the power of Mass Distortion (ability to change size and shape)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 04, 2012, 08:56:27 AM
granted but when you turn you self really small you get overun by some shoes

i wish sunday wasn't sometimes so boring day.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 04, 2012, 09:37:23 AM
Granted, but your country now has One-Day-Weekends.

I wish I could have a wish so awesome that no one could corrupt it.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on November 04, 2012, 02:14:23 PM
Granted, but now you're dead because no one alive is that awesome
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 04, 2012, 05:53:22 PM
granted but you wish of nothing is gonna be punished in many ways.

i wish i wasn't feeling so sick...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on November 04, 2012, 08:19:40 PM
Granted, but now you feel so energetic you ran into a wall

I wish for potatoes
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 05, 2012, 07:31:45 AM
Granted, but those potatoes are thrown at your head, severely injuring you.

I wish that I didn't feel as though I was talking to no one because I have less of a life than anyone else here.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 05, 2012, 07:55:57 AM
granted but you get tired anyway talking to you self.

i wish my school didnt fail so hardcore.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 05, 2012, 08:18:30 AM
Granted, but it's success excludes you and you fall behind.

I wish people would stop thinking Unicorns are girly. I mean come on, it's a rampaging horse. with a long, pointed horn for STABBING you with.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on November 05, 2012, 11:19:01 PM
Granted, but now they think golden sun is childish (oh noes)

I wish i had a krabby patty (hearing my brother watch spongebob lolz)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 06, 2012, 02:03:50 AM
(people at my school are stupid. just because it's a nintendo game, they instantly think it's stupid) Granted, but it's soaking wet.

I wish My parents didn't suck. they resent everything I stand for(That being, nerd stuff)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 06, 2012, 07:59:41 AM
Granted. but now you have to move out house.

i wish i dont have a winter depresion (i feel so bad now)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 06, 2012, 08:56:53 AM
Granted, now it's spring, and the pretty sights go only further to make you feel self concious, and worse about yourself
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 06, 2012, 11:06:39 AM
Granted but your wish of nothing gets you killed. (see its a joke because you always say dontkillmeplz) xD

i wish im not hungry.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 06, 2012, 02:48:09 PM
Granted, but now you're morbidly obese

I wish I weren't so far behind in school because of my sickness.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on November 06, 2012, 03:59:45 PM
Granted but now youre sick of school

I wish for more wishes
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 06, 2012, 09:42:50 PM
Granted, but you then realize that was pointless because the wish count is unlimited.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on November 07, 2012, 12:17:37 AM
Since you wish for nothing, you became nothing

I wish for there to be 200 pages of this thread
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 07, 2012, 01:57:36 AM
Granted, but the other 100 pages are filled with nothing but SPAM!

I wish I would stop forgetting to wish for stuff.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 07, 2012, 05:40:14 PM
Granted but now all your wishes becomes corrupted.

i wish for my brother doesn't take so long to take a shower.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 07, 2012, 10:20:43 PM
Granted, but now he and you can never again take showers.

I wish for the Wii U to not suck(still don't know if it does, but I hope it doesn't)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 08, 2012, 12:46:50 PM
Granted, but it doesn't suck to everybody except you.

I wish I didn't sleep for 12 hours straight on my off-days.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 08, 2012, 02:53:58 PM
Granted. Now you sleep for 18 hours straight.

I wish I owned a sword made of Diamond
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 08, 2012, 02:55:23 PM
Granted, but you are now in debt equal to the value of it.

I wish I was a whale.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 08, 2012, 03:42:15 PM
Granted, but you are coated with barnacles.

I wish I had better wishes to use.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on November 08, 2012, 10:30:13 PM
Granted, but they have all been taken by previous wishers

I wish for a rainbow
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 09, 2012, 12:24:47 AM
Granted, but you can't see it.

I wish I got a spinning chair at school like my teachers.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 09, 2012, 04:51:10 AM
Granted... But you die... From... I don't know... Eagles... I guess... It's 11:50 where I am. I'm posting from bed.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 09, 2012, 05:21:56 AM
Hey, you good sir did not ask for a wish!

I wish certain fanbases weren't stupid.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 09, 2012, 06:53:55 AM
Granted, but now the fanbase of your favorite thing is stupid.

I wish I had four arms.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 09, 2012, 06:55:55 AM
Granted, but you now suffer from random Muscle Spasms

I wish my Halloween Haul wasn't running so low so soon.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 09, 2012, 06:56:59 AM
Granted, instead of running low, it's gone.

I wish I had a lolcat.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 09, 2012, 06:58:44 AM
Granted, but IT WILL NEVER LEAVE!

I wish my cat would stop coming to me when I don't want to pet it, and actually come when I do want to pet him.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 09, 2012, 07:02:27 AM
Granted because he got Chuck Testa'd, so he's there only when you want.

I wish I could run fast like Sonic the Hedgehog.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 09, 2012, 07:04:57 AM
Granted, but since the laws of Physics actually apply to you, you end up losing skin and getting wind burn severly.

I wish I had all seven Dragon Ballz
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 09, 2012, 07:08:13 AM
Granted, but Vegeta steals them before you summon the dragon.

I wish Equestria was a real place.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 09, 2012, 07:10:08 AM
Granted, but the Hunters, Poachers, and other bad people find it, making the Ponies either enslaved, or killed.
And before you ask: Yes, even rainbow Dash.

I wish I wasn't lazy
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 09, 2012, 10:03:52 AM
Granted but you now over active and runs everybody over

i wish luigi exists
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 09, 2012, 10:51:32 AM
Granted, but he's lost in a mansion.

I wish I understood my brain...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 09, 2012, 10:55:44 AM
Granted but understanding it gets your self killed.

i wish for that my knee doesn't hurt so much.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 10, 2012, 12:50:43 AM
granted because you now dont have a knee.

I wish to tell people the answer to all of life's questions.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 10, 2012, 02:39:01 AM
Granted, but they don't believe you, and rise against you in revolt.

I wish that the school play I'm doing Next Friday goes perfectly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 10, 2012, 04:54:51 AM
Granted, but you're forced continuously to do the play without break due its high ratings.

I wish to get myself a new winter coat.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 10, 2012, 05:33:26 AM
Granted. but now it is an eternal summer. and you can never take the coat off.

I wish I lived in a world where a group of teenagers can carry dangerous weapons like swords and maces and not be questioned or arrested.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 10, 2012, 07:52:45 AM
Granted but you get killed by modern weapons because you did't asked for the middel ages.

i wish i wont get killed the next wish 
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 10, 2012, 07:55:09 AM
Granted, but you do suffer a serious injury that cripples you for the rest of your life.

I wish I could stop being such a troll sometimes
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 10, 2012, 08:11:18 AM
Granted but you lose your sense of humor!

i wish for a fish for my cat
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on November 10, 2012, 01:08:21 PM
Granted, you get a fish costume and got shrunk down and your cat gobbles you up nomnomnom

I wish for more fun moments in my liife :30:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 10, 2012, 02:31:49 PM
Granted, but now you have no life.

I wish I could sleep when I need to.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 10, 2012, 07:09:39 PM
wish granted but you sleep longer than you want to.

i wish for pie
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 11, 2012, 06:38:45 AM
granted, but all you get is 3.14

I wish my job was easier.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 11, 2012, 06:51:28 AM
Granted, but it's simplicity reduces you're pay

I wish People were on at exactly the same time as I so that this place was less boring from lack of activity.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 15, 2012, 07:07:08 PM
Granted but the forum becomes overloaded and crashes all the time.

i wish i wasn't like dafuq after being gone for 3 days??? about the forum
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 15, 2012, 09:38:20 PM
Granted, but now no one else ever comes on.

I wish I didn't live in a town so small that all anyone ever does is Pot. I hate these people so, so very much
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 16, 2012, 12:26:09 AM
Granted, but now you live in meth city.

I wish I could eat donuts without getting fat.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 16, 2012, 06:29:55 AM
Granted, but now you are addicted to all sorts of other foods that can make you fat.

I wish I wasn't such a screw-up
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 16, 2012, 07:06:18 AM
Granted, but now everyone else screws up your life.

I wish my DS could connect to my internet.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 16, 2012, 07:18:13 AM
Granted, but your calibration is off, and your L and R no longer work.

I wish I had the capacity to focus on something that wasn't a game, or the interwebz
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 16, 2012, 07:40:02 AM
Granted but you become overexhausted of sport

i wish i got 1 day of of school today :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 16, 2012, 08:07:50 AM
Granted, but now you have over 9000 before you graduate.

I wish I could breathe underwater.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 16, 2012, 08:10:48 AM
Granted, but you can no longer breathe air, and Salt Water still irritates your gills.

I wish people I knew IRL were as awesome as you guys.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 16, 2012, 08:12:20 AM
Granted, but they all hate you.

I wish I had the jumping power of a human-sized flea. *shudders at the thought of a human-sized flea*
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 16, 2012, 08:15:28 AM
Granted, but you must become a human sized flea in the process.

I wish I was as awesome as people here
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 16, 2012, 08:16:50 AM
Granted, but you become a sparkly vampire.

I wish I could find an awesome song that's over an hour long and doesn't get boring.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 16, 2012, 08:19:45 AM
Granted, but you are rendered deaf from the shear awesomeness of it.

I wish My cat would stop trying to brush up against my laptop and still somehow manage to live in a perfectly unharmed state of being
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 16, 2012, 08:22:04 AM
Granted, but your cat instead spills nacho cheese sauce on your laptop and it breaks.

I wish Sammy Hagar was still with Van Halen.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 16, 2012, 08:25:07 AM
Granted, but all the fans rage about it and you are forced to listen to it wherever you go.

I wish that I HADN'T actually watched the Twilight series. (I just needed to see what people were complaining about so I could make an EDUCATED judgement).
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 16, 2012, 08:27:10 AM
Granted, but instead your memory is replaced with a :rief2: :gsjoy: :kraden2: movie.

I wish there was a Zelda movie.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 16, 2012, 08:29:24 AM
(I really, REALLY don't want to corrupt this one) Granted, but it is really low-budget, they get bad actors, and it sucks.

I wish Rief or any character like him was never included into Dark Dawn
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 16, 2012, 02:15:28 PM
he is? i think u mean excluded??? anyway granted but the awsome charchters dispear!

i wish for a enough money to buy a xbox.

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 16, 2012, 03:28:36 PM
Granted.. But it's stolen You're goin' up the river, Mac.

I wish I was good at Assassin's Creed 3.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 16, 2012, 05:48:07 PM
Granted but a RL assasin kills you because he thinks your competetion.

i wish for halo 4
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on November 16, 2012, 06:32:37 PM
Granted, but it's in such bad condition that it's unplayable.

I wish for infinite wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 17, 2012, 08:28:07 AM
Granted but the all become corrupted in a bad way

i wish can sleep beter at night.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 17, 2012, 08:30:14 AM
Granted, but you can't wake up. Ever.

I wish my life and those of all people that I know never had anything wrong with them, and that everything was awesome all the time with no flaws. At all
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 17, 2012, 08:44:00 AM
Granted but is all just a dream.

i wish my brother doens't need anger mangenement now.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 17, 2012, 09:02:17 AM
Granted, but now he's a whiny emo.

I wish derp.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 17, 2012, 09:22:51 AM
Granted you get DURR

i wish for kloek
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 17, 2012, 12:31:32 PM
Granted. Nope, Chuck Testa.

I wish Justin Bieber was a girl.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 18, 2012, 11:52:53 AM
Granted but her singing becomes even worse then it is

i wish justing bieber wasn't so popular or rich.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 18, 2012, 11:59:04 AM
Granted, but now, thanks to the interwebz, someone of similar, if not worse Calibur, has come to replace him.

I wish that My sacred swords Danu and Domnu were real, and that I possessed them.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 18, 2012, 01:06:46 PM
Granted but their power corrupt you body because your not a adept.

i wish i was a adept.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 18, 2012, 08:07:40 PM
Granted, but you are at a really low level, since monsters do not exist.

I wish I could kill Dullahan with ease.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 18, 2012, 10:24:39 PM
Granted but other bosses become far to hard to beat for you.

i wish i could sleep beter.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 18, 2012, 10:29:32 PM
Granted, but when you awake, you are always groggy and tired.

I wish that Knife Guy in Super Mario RPG wasn't such a jerk, and that he would just give me the item that will let me into the friggen casino!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 18, 2012, 10:41:25 PM
Granted but in the casino you lose all your coins

i wish for paper mario 1
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 18, 2012, 10:45:39 PM
Granted, but your console of choice breaks upon using it.

I wish Paper Mario wasn't so underrated.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 18, 2012, 10:55:54 PM
Granted but now it becomes a overated game giving it a bad name.

i wish my math test becomes easy in 2 days.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 19, 2012, 12:02:52 AM
Granted, but you forgot all that you studied and fail.

I wish that the Wiki would be easy to fix. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 19, 2012, 12:05:06 AM
(Sorry, Sea, I REALLY don't want to corrupt this) Granted, but now everything on the main site goes out of whack

I wish I didn't have to corrupt SOME wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 19, 2012, 12:10:01 AM
(It's okay.  :32:)

Granted, but some wishes get corrupted anyway.

I wish for more games on the wii u (like golden sun or zelda).
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 19, 2012, 12:12:51 AM
Granted, but the developers got lazy and they turned out terrible

I wish I had self-control, and wasn't such a spammer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 19, 2012, 03:30:40 AM
Granted, but now you hate posting anything.

I wish I had a box of Nerds.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 19, 2012, 03:33:20 AM
Granted, but now you have a gigantic box of random body parts made from real-life nerds

I wish I wasn't so paranoid that I am going to get blocked or removed.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 19, 2012, 03:34:56 AM
(That's what I actually wished for yay! ^.^)

Granted, but now you actually do get blocked and/or removed.

I wish pop music didn't suck.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 19, 2012, 03:47:35 AM
Granted, but now it's even MORE mainstream.

I wish I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 19, 2012, 03:56:23 AM
Granted, but you're horrified at what you see.

I wish Mormons would stop wearing ties.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 19, 2012, 05:50:49 AM
Granted... But they start wearing animal faces on pendants. (Wow. I get weird when I get tired.)

I wish for Psynergy powers!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 19, 2012, 05:52:14 AM
Granted, but you get your least favorite element.

I wish I weren't so lonely
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 19, 2012, 08:03:40 AM
Granted but now you lose self control everytime your with somebody

i wish for a cup of thee (lolz)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on November 19, 2012, 07:39:25 PM
Granted, but it's not any good.

I wish for pie that was freakin' awesome.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 19, 2012, 08:34:04 PM
Granted, but it is thrown in your face.

I wish I lived in a world where it was O.K to sleep until noon.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 20, 2012, 04:01:36 AM
Granted but society becomes stuck trough it

i wish my head or any body part does'nt hurt right now.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 20, 2012, 04:06:22 AM
Granted, but you're now emotionally depressed

I wish Colosso was still fun.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 20, 2012, 04:09:28 AM
Granted but you get your ass wooped in it.

i wish for a beter storyline in Colosso to think of.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 20, 2012, 04:13:10 AM
Granted, but your computer crashes every time you try it.

I Jake and L didn't cheat during our free for all, and would just accept the fact that you're not supposed to use your weapons when I use Phantasmal Blade
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 04:20:04 AM
Granted. But you still lose.


I wish people would stop talking about My Little Pony (singing included)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 20, 2012, 04:33:21 AM
Granted, but your computer crashes every time you try it.

I Jake and L didn't cheat during our free for all, and would just accept the fact that you're not supposed to use your weapons when I use Phantasmal Blade

(well.. ok i dont try to cheat out next time.)

Granted but littel pony becomes a bloody murder.

i wish for a  asprine
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 20, 2012, 05:15:35 AM
Granted... But it's actually cocaine... back to prison for you.

I wish for pants.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 20, 2012, 05:19:45 AM
Granted you get pants maded from cheese.

i wish for a shower
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 20, 2012, 05:22:51 AM
Granted... But it's with a big, fat, hairy man.


I wish my pants were ... Not... Cheese...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 20, 2012, 05:24:34 AM
granted now you have no pants.

i wish didnt has to share a shower with a big hairy fat men D: or anything else creepy like that. 

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 05:30:11 AM
Granted. But. After your shower, you get attacked by 37 skunks

I wish I had pants made out of cheese  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 20, 2012, 05:32:41 AM
Granted... But they melt.

I wish for pants... Again...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 05:39:08 AM
Granted. But this time they're made out of fruit roll ups (hope you don't have hairy legs)


I wish for something to wish for
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 20, 2012, 05:49:05 AM
Granted... You have my Fruit Roll Up pants so that you are no longer showing your underwear... Like I am... Sigh, at least I'm a gentleman.

For the third time, I wish for pants!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 05:53:08 AM
Wait why did I have no pants? At least I don't have hairy legs

Granted. but they're full of beetles.

I wish I knew what you look like so I'd know if I'd really want you to have pants or not  ;)  jk
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 20, 2012, 05:57:38 AM
Granted... But instead of me without pants, you see Danny Devito.


I wish for a... Pants Extermination.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 06:00:41 AM
Granted. But EVERYONE'S wearing skirts. Even the guys.

I wish to know who Danny Devito is
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 20, 2012, 06:04:38 AM
Granted... But I will not tell, google him.


I wish for a nice suit.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 06:06:16 AM
Granted. But it too is made of cheese.

I wish I had a computer instead of doing this on my tiny phone.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 20, 2012, 06:08:34 AM
Granted... But a hawk takes it.

I wish my nice suit was not made of cheese. I do not know if it's made of the dairy product or you. It's weird.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 06:14:25 AM
First of all, that's weird.  I meant the edible kind, most certainly not me. And secondly how do you know that I'M not made out of cheese? Maybe I'm the voice of all cheese.  :))


Granted. It's now made out of rattle snakes. (Wear a cup)

I wish people would post on my Pick Up Lines tab, because I love hearing new ones.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 20, 2012, 06:15:58 AM
Granted, but the only people who post there are Spam-Bots.

I wish I could THINK of some pick-up Lines to post(There's a reason I'm single. Lol, JK)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 06:18:38 AM
Granted, but they only pick up men.

I wish all spam bots would disappear.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Epic Lepricorn on November 20, 2012, 07:56:12 AM
granted, but twice as many and twice as annoying spam bots take their place

i wish for pizza and cheeseburgers to fall from the sky
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 08:13:45 AM
Granted, but they're all of the veggie variety and have no cheese (I stole the cheese)

I wish people would understand that I'll use a capital C in cheese when referring to myself, and a lower case for the normal everyday cheese  :smile:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 20, 2012, 08:19:00 AM
Granted but your cheese becomes rotten cheese  :unsure:

i wish i understandend what cheese4all just sayed?
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 08:30:12 AM
(Mmmm blue cheese )

Granted.  But you quickly forget.

I wish for more blue cheese!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 20, 2012, 08:52:59 AM
Granted but rats eat it right before your nose

i wish for a carrot
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Epic Lepricorn on November 20, 2012, 08:55:06 AM
granted, but it plants you in the ground

 i wish people would send me friend requests
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 20, 2012, 08:56:27 AM
Granted, (i will) but now your mail box becomes overloading with friend reqeust.

i wish 1 more time
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Epic Lepricorn on November 20, 2012, 08:58:17 AM
granted, but you get 100 bad wishes

 i wish nyran would quit touching me
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 09:04:16 AM
Granted.  But they will be pedifiles

I wish people would stop calling me carrot top (it makes no sense. The tops of carrots are green)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Epic Lepricorn on November 20, 2012, 09:12:54 AM
Granted but now you are called blonde

i wish i could rule the world for a day
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 09:15:26 AM
Granted. But then I overthrow you  :biggrin:


I wish you'd regret calling me a blonde without my outright threatening you :))
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 20, 2012, 10:06:25 AM
Granted, but now he is a pathetic excuse for a person that cowers in fear at near everything, making him very un-fun to talk to.

I wish He would stop playing Dead Island(Because it sucks)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 10:10:56 AM
Granted. But now he no longer wants to play any game.

I wish for it to snow (I live in southern California by the way. Its not going to snow)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 20, 2012, 10:14:49 AM
Granted, but everyone complains, blames you, calls you a witch, and burns you(BTW, it's snowing in the mountains where I live so HA!)

I wish I had the power of dimensional travel(To go to alternate realities) and that I had full control of these powers.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 10:20:11 AM
Granted.  But there is only one other dimension, and it's where washed up singers end up like Hannah Montana or Justin Beiber. And they sing ALL day long!  Mesh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... ha.

I wish Taylor Swift were also in that dimension.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 20, 2012, 10:23:39 AM
Granted, but she turns into Rebecca Black.

I wish I knew what Dead Island was.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 20, 2012, 10:24:51 AM
Granted, but now you wish you didn't ^^

I wish I could do everything Ironically
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 20, 2012, 05:53:11 PM
Granted but you get easily bored trough it.

i wish i get another pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 06:33:06 PM
Granted. But it has no sauce or cheese. 

I wish I knew who Rebecca Black is.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 20, 2012, 07:51:03 PM
granted but she starts to stalk you, and its person you don't want to know.

i wish for nachos with cheese dip
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 07:52:54 PM
Granted. But then I steal it

I wish more people would play this game (it's hilarious)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 20, 2012, 07:58:06 PM
Granted but it becomes overused so the fun gets off quikly,

i wish CHEESE4all stops stealing stuf from me! (first my laptop and now my nachos  :16:)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 08:12:33 PM
(Hey, you gave me that laptop!)

Granted. But now Nyan steals from you and I steal from him.

I wish the sky were purple and made out of hedgehogs.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 20, 2012, 08:21:17 PM
Granted but  when it starts to rain all those hedgehogs fall on your head.

i wish for F-25
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 08:28:11 PM
Granted. But Nyan steals it.

I wish for world destruction!!!  Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 20, 2012, 08:34:40 PM
Granted. But Nyan steals it.

I wish for world destruction!!!  Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(nyan doesn't exists so i keep my F-25 :D)
Granted but instead of being destroyed it becomes even more peacefuller.

i wish i was a amazing pilot in my F-25 blowing up cheese and nyran with their thieving ways.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 09:00:39 PM
Granted. But it turns out we're in the F-25 with you.

I wish someone would understand the reference to a book I made, when I mentioned the purple hedgehog sky.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on November 20, 2012, 09:02:48 PM
Granted, but then no one cares

I wish for cheese
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 09:21:59 PM
Granted.  But you got me instead of the food ;)

I wish you were Johnny Depp
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 20, 2012, 10:14:00 PM
Granted... But He is actually Danny Devito.


I wish I had the Sword of Seals...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 20, 2012, 10:17:34 PM
Granted. But seals as in the animal.

I still wish I knew who Danny Devito is
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Epic Lepricorn on November 21, 2012, 02:39:04 AM
granted but you get hit  by a small meteorite and forget

i wish i could type faster on my 3ds
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 21, 2012, 02:42:48 AM
Granted, but you get distracted, and can't keep up with the posts.

I wish I would stop forgetting to wish for stuff.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 21, 2012, 02:47:02 AM
Granted. But than you remember too much

I wish for another copy of GS3,  (mine was stolen last year with my DS  :( ) and a 3DS
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Epic Lepricorn on November 21, 2012, 02:57:00 AM
granted but they blow up in your face

i wish i was not hungry
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 21, 2012, 03:31:31 AM
Granted. But only because you ate maggots.

I wish my headache would go away
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 21, 2012, 05:45:55 AM
I wish for another copy of GS3,  (mine was stolen last year with my DS  :( ) and a 3DS

Dude! My DS was stolen 3 years ago along with my perfect all level 99 team member copy of Digimon World: Dusk.

Granted... But a squid starts to gnaw aon your head.

I wish Spambots did not post X rated content on here. That's just wrong...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 21, 2012, 07:27:15 AM
(Mine was stolen on my birthday, from my house by a guest, with all of my games:(       And is the squid's name Carl or Monique?)

Granted. But now they post it all over Sesame Street websites.

I wish a squid/alien thing, from that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog, would show up and make new stars.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 21, 2012, 06:52:22 PM
Granted but the stars explodes.

i wish for more inspiration about my horror story.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on November 21, 2012, 06:53:20 PM
Granted, because you become stuck in a nightmare for eternity

I wish for a pet djinni
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 21, 2012, 06:56:42 PM
Granted but its a wild djinn and defeat you easily because you can't fight it

i wish 1 uncorropted wish
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 21, 2012, 08:37:12 PM
Granted.       
      (Suddenly for an unrelated reason, an anvil falls from the sky and hits you on the head.)


I wish for a pet squid/alien thingy that makes stars (but only if it's happy)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 22, 2012, 05:15:47 AM
Granted... but it's terminally ill and has twenty-four secons to live.

I wish I was the Holy Emperor of Earth!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 22, 2012, 05:21:49 AM
Ganted. But then I assassinate you and take, beginning my reign of terror.

I wish for my subjects to build me a glorious golden statue of cheese a 100 miles high.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 22, 2012, 05:23:42 AM
Granted, but it was made poorly, and it collapses upon you. Killing you.

I wish I didn't have the Deku Palace theme stuck in my head

Let's Listen: Majora's Mask - Deku Palace Theme (Extended) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOCsnj-txRg#)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 22, 2012, 05:25:19 AM
Granted... But you have Falco's "Amadeus" stuck in your head.

I wish I was cast as the next 007.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on November 22, 2012, 03:05:59 PM
Granted but the film got canceled.

I wish for STRAIGHT A'S (gonna get a laptop(sea should really put in a dancing onion))
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 22, 2012, 03:12:10 PM
Granted but it crashes right when you start it.

i wish for my own island
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 22, 2012, 04:57:32 PM
Granted. But you end up reenacting The Most Dangerous Game

I wish I be the one to get the island from Zaroff- oops, I mean Jake- at the end of the story.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 22, 2012, 05:09:10 PM
Granted... But I take you out with mad sniper skills and claim the island as my own.


I wish for CAKE FOR EVERYONE!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 22, 2012, 05:11:10 PM
Granted.  But it's German chocolate (eww coconut)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 22, 2012, 06:27:38 PM
You wish for nothing is granted. Now the universe disappears.


I wish for 70 large.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 22, 2012, 06:33:52 PM
Granted.  Then a chinchilla bites you, you get rabies, and die. 


I wish my mother would stop doing her hair and makeup, and get the heck out of the bathroom instead of making me wait three hours (over-exaggeration? I wish)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 22, 2012, 07:13:41 PM
Granted... But now it takes four hours.

I wish for that chinchilla's death.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 22, 2012, 08:21:14 PM
Granted but before it dies it poops on your new shoes.

i wish for a cute kitten :3
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 22, 2012, 08:37:54 PM
Granted. But that chinchilla is now a zombie chinchilla and bites it.


I wish for a pet zombie that won't hurt me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 22, 2012, 08:44:53 PM
Granted but it kills of your family :o

i wish for that my kitten doesn't become and zombie and it doesn't hurt me or my family
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 22, 2012, 08:50:22 PM
Granted. But it attacks your friends.

I wish today wouldn't take so long.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 22, 2012, 08:52:10 PM
Granted but now the day is over before even noticing it.

i wish for my christmass present
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 22, 2012, 08:57:09 PM
Granted. But it's coal (have you been naughty? Terrorizing children? Pushing over old people?)

I wish Thanksgiving had more opportunities for cheese 
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 23, 2012, 12:15:25 AM
Granted, but sadly all cheese was abducted by aliens.  :74:

I wish for parties for all of you. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 23, 2012, 12:16:38 AM
Granted, but sadly, you can't make it to any of them

I wish My Cats would stop trying to get the food I'm making
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 23, 2012, 12:17:27 AM
Granted, but instead it runs outside and brings home over 9000 smelly dead rats.

I wish I didn't feel so fat.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 23, 2012, 12:18:57 AM
Granted, but now you are delusional, you are fat, you just can't tell

I wish The Turtle COULD fly. Maybe then the cats would have something to do.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on November 23, 2012, 12:20:07 AM
Someone posted before I would edit that.
Granted, but the cats starts eating random objects around the house.

Edit: I was too late in replying.
Wish granted, but then the turtle flies and knocks our heads.

I wish for a new winter coat.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 23, 2012, 12:21:09 AM
Granted. Then dogs eat it. (Was I abducted by aliens too?)

I wish for a good book to read that I have read a gazillion times already.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 01:20:55 AM
Granted... But you read Game of Thrones to death.

I wish for pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 23, 2012, 01:28:17 AM
Granted, but it has humanburger on it.

I wish for a fresh grape.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 01:31:25 AM
Granted... But I eat it.

I wish for a large clock.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 23, 2012, 01:33:10 AM
Granted, but it's the size of Jupiter.

I wish I could play Skyrim on my computer :(
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 23, 2012, 01:41:18 AM
Granted, but, in doing so, your computer is stolen, now that it is actually cool

I wish burned turkey tasted just as good as non-burned turkey
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 01:44:04 AM
Granted... But it gets up, grabs a cleaver, and kills the entire western hemisphere.


I wish for a Belgian waffle.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 23, 2012, 01:54:21 AM
Granted.  But it turned into a Polish waffle.

I wish I didn't feel sick from eating too much.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 02:10:28 AM
Granted... But you get sick from poison instead.

I wish for Pancakes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 23, 2012, 02:15:23 AM
Granted. Then they eat YOU.

I wish for something to do.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 02:18:52 AM
Granted... But you end up not wanting to do it.


I wish for non-human pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 23, 2012, 02:22:27 AM
(Who the heck wants a human pizza? Besides Hannibal?)

Granted.     But then Hannibal eats you.

I wish for some pumpkin pie.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 02:27:54 AM
Granted... But it's bland. I should know, I make pumpkin pie every year.

I wish to not be eaten.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 23, 2012, 02:35:02 AM
;)       Granted. But you still die.


I wish for a ricer
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 02:37:58 AM
Granted... But I sell it to Russia for £25.


I wish for a scanner.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 23, 2012, 02:47:35 AM
Granted. But I sell it to Russia and get £26. (HA. Gonna buy back my ricer)


I wish it would rain peppermint flavored bubbles.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 23, 2012, 02:49:51 AM
Granted, but they shoot LAZERZ!

I wish Ronald McDonald would go away.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 23, 2012, 03:00:19 AM
Granted. But now the Ham Burglar stalks you.


I wish for a magical pony made out of popcorn and filled with cheese.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 03:05:34 AM
Granted... But it eats you.


I wish for power.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 23, 2012, 03:06:19 AM
Granted, but everyone else gets more.

I wish for a real life Jigglypuff.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 23, 2012, 03:08:15 AM
Ha!  Granted, but it hits you in the head.

I wish everyone would write in color
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 23, 2012, 03:09:24 AM
Granted, but now you can't read it.

I wish I had a penny for every time I've said "Derp".
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 23, 2012, 03:11:06 AM
Granted, but your home is destroyed, and you must use your Derp Funds to repair it

I wish I wasn't as mainstream as I am
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 03:13:35 AM
Granted... But the hipster movement dies, anf you becoke an outcast.

I wish to choose new federal holidays.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 23, 2012, 03:15:40 AM
(White is not a color)

Granted, and you pick sucky ones.

I wish I could type as fast as you people.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 03:20:32 AM
Granted... But you realize I'm using a cell phone.


I wish for a sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 23, 2012, 03:25:52 AM
Granted. But its a Sand-Witch
(I'm using a cell phone too)

I wish you could see words
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 03:37:45 AM
I can. I read.

I wish for the Assassin's Creed DLC.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 23, 2012, 03:41:58 AM
Don't we all?

(To rephrase)  I wish I could see the words as they come out of people's mouths.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 04:11:15 AM
Granted... But you read a graphic novel.

I wish for a suit specifically tailored to my measurements.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 23, 2012, 05:31:19 AM
Granted. But it's made out of cheese.  Swiss cheese. (See the problem?)



I wish for a nights sleep without a weird dream for once.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 12:35:35 PM
Granted... But you have horrible nightmares instead. Slao, why do you keep trying to get me naked?

I wish for a non-cheese suit.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 23, 2012, 12:41:34 PM
Granted. You instead get a suit made of bacon(Not sure if that's a bad thing)

I wish I was not-lazy enough to actually respond with enthusiasm.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 12:44:34 PM
Granted... But you are now a Prozac popping hobo.


I wish for a fabric suit.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 23, 2012, 12:47:26 PM
Granted, but it is quickly destroyed by some neighborhood thugs(You really want that suit, don't you?)

I wish i didn't have OCD for games.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 12:49:52 PM
Granted... But now you are ADD for games, and can't finish one.


I wish for the Golden Sun.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 23, 2012, 12:53:51 PM
Granted, but then you are Pwned by a rock.

I wish i could actually get a date if my life depended on it.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 12:58:17 PM
Granted... But it's with a hermaphrodite succubus.
Honestly, dude, just talk politely, act like a gentleman, and be nice. You will get a date when you are supposed to.

I wish for tickets to NYC.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on November 23, 2012, 03:52:02 PM
Granted, but you get mugged there

I wish to be able to use powerful psynergy
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 23, 2012, 09:19:12 PM
Granted. But the power you get is only power to Retreat

I wish Scorpio had a nice suit (why not? Nothing better to wish for comes to mind)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 23, 2012, 09:27:35 PM
Granted but now his curse is passed on to you.

I wish that I actually could beat Alex in a fight and be friends with the wise one
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 09:33:40 PM
Granted... But you can't beat Arcanus in a fight. He's been mastering his power in the years between games. Also, the Wise One gave you a fake phone number.

I wish for cookies for everyone.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 23, 2012, 09:46:23 PM
Granted but their burnt.

I wish I have mastered my power and Can beat Arcanus. I also wish that the wise one would talk to me once in a while.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 23, 2012, 09:48:57 PM
Granted, but then you realize that the wise one is a lying punk, and he sends you on a quest to "save"(DESTROY) the world
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 23, 2012, 09:51:24 PM
Your unspoken wish is granted but you become to fat to move.

I wish that people would actually finish THE picture . (Nyran knows what i mean)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 23, 2012, 09:52:47 PM
(You mean the one you requested?) Granted, but it looks terrible

I wish I would stop forgetting to wish! ugh!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 23, 2012, 09:54:49 PM
granted but you are not careful what you wish for so you die.

I wish THE picture wasn't horribly drawn or ugly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 10:03:07 PM
Granted... But it burns.

I wish for a cheeseburger.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 23, 2012, 10:04:51 PM
Granted but it's burnt and disgusting. (At least I saw the picture.)

I wish to be better at roleplaying
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 10:08:11 PM
Granted... But you forget who you really are.

I wish for a large, thin crust pepperoni pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 23, 2012, 10:10:35 PM
granted but that is also burnt as well

I wish to be in hyrule as Vaati with magic powers and all, not being the eye thing, so it can actually feel right being Vaati.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 23, 2012, 10:12:43 PM
Granted, but since the people aren't cool enough to have the same beliefs about Vaati as we do, they rise up in revolt.

I wish I could this as my theme song

F-F-Fire! - Mother 3 Music Extended (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wR4uUcXf5c#ws)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 10:15:17 PM
Granted... But you burn to death. Get it?


I wish for non burnt food.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 23, 2012, 10:17:02 PM
(I do get it. F-F-Fire! Ha)

Granted, but the food is instead rotten, from not being cooked

I wish to see peoples' reactions when I talk and this song plays in the background.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 23, 2012, 10:23:18 PM
Granted... But they laugh at you.

I wish for a midi to mp3 converter.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 23, 2012, 10:25:18 PM
Granted but it blows up in your face.

I wish for the Vaati Reborn theme in this remix was my theme song. And that i won't transform into any of the wierd looking vaati's (including Vaati reborn.) and stay in the sorcerer form.
Vaati's Fury (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqDs-o2nNcU#)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 24, 2012, 12:01:10 AM
Granted... But you turn into a pear.

I wish for cheesecake.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 24, 2012, 12:02:43 AM
Granted but your curse of burnt food comes back.

I wish to return to my sorcerer form, still have my magic, and not be turned into anything else.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 24, 2012, 12:06:38 AM
Granted... But you die from pear poisoning.

I wish for good cheesecake.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 24, 2012, 12:12:40 AM
granted but it gets burned again.

i wish for Scorpio to not get burnt food anymore.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 24, 2012, 12:17:23 AM
Granted, but it instead becomes Rotten from lack of cooking

I wish I could think of stuff to say.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 24, 2012, 12:22:10 AM
granted but it is all pointless and jibberish.

i wish for another magic cap like the one I have.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 24, 2012, 12:26:39 AM
Granted, but it doesn't turn Royal Purple like your other one. So now it clashes.

I wish I could get those stupid treasure charts.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 24, 2012, 12:39:44 AM
granted but tingle steals them and you cant get them back. (i didn't care. i kept my purple one so once i wished to be come back to life i put the purple one on.)

I wish for cake.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 24, 2012, 12:43:59 AM
Granted, but it is taken by Picori and is replaced by Recovery Hearts

I wish more games would actually explain that it is the Picori who leave the items(Rupees and Magic and such) in the grass.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 24, 2012, 01:15:41 AM
granted but the minish are now extinct and the story is just a lie(but in some games the Minish might not exist anymore.)

I wish to be able to turn My master back into a Minish.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 24, 2012, 01:31:27 AM
Granted, but since you are no longer evil, you are replaced.

I wish I knew what that item was. I now need to attain it now that I know of it's existence.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 24, 2012, 01:35:55 AM
granted but i knew what you are trying to pull so you automatically forget.

I wish that I could beat my replacement and kill him.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 24, 2012, 02:13:15 AM
 Granted... But he brought friends... Wiyt big knives. I would like to thank Cheese for my suit and Nyran of the cheesecake.

I wish for everyone's dreams to come true.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 24, 2012, 02:15:16 AM
granted but your dream never comes true. In fact the total opposite of your dream comes true.

I wish to learn how to fly with these new wings of mine.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Epic Lepricorn on November 24, 2012, 03:52:04 AM
granted, but they fall off in mid-air

i wish i could wish for a wish that can not be corrupted 
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 24, 2012, 03:59:16 AM
granted but the wish is not granted at all.

i wish for my wings to re-attach without damage and so that i can use them to fly again.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 24, 2012, 05:19:15 AM
Granted... But I shoot you down mid-flight with a fireball.

I wish you could fly again as that was a **** move.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 24, 2012, 06:00:39 AM
granted but you start to grow dead wings

i wish for pie
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 24, 2012, 06:27:59 AM
Granted. It's a "cow pie".

I wish for cake.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 24, 2012, 06:02:48 PM
Granted.  But you don't say it anyways. 

I wish I had non-burnt cheesecake
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on November 24, 2012, 06:11:34 PM
Granted, but it makes you sick.

I wish for a wish that wished it wasn't a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 24, 2012, 06:13:31 PM
Granted. And it turns into a fish on a dish.

I wish for a cookie
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on November 24, 2012, 06:18:15 PM
Granted, but it's super soggy from water.

I wish my fish on a dish would jump off the dish, fry another fish and grant my wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 24, 2012, 06:30:58 PM
Granted.  But then Dr Sues comes back to life and slaps you in the face.

I wish I weren't so bored.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on November 24, 2012, 06:34:55 PM
Granted, but you're still bored.

I wish I could leap tall buildings in a single bound and/or run really really fast.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 24, 2012, 06:53:50 PM
Granted.  Then one day you overshoot a jump, fall down a man hole, and are eaten by mole people.

I wish for the third Drizzt book.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 24, 2012, 07:01:55 PM
Granted but it,s filled with bookworms who eats your book

i wish i can get past that diffucult mission 17 on advanced wars day of ruins.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 24, 2012, 07:04:54 PM
Granted. Then it crashes. 

I wish my library carried the third Drizzt book
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 24, 2012, 07:16:04 PM
Granted but the libary becomes destroyed by a crashin airplane.

i wish for my friend to come online.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 24, 2012, 07:23:59 PM
*cries in a corner 'cause I'm not your friend*       ;) jk

Granted. But it's the wrong friend.

I wish it were raining instead of being this cursed sunny, birdies singing, happy weather,      every single day. It's torture.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 24, 2012, 07:29:03 PM
(then come to my country xD raining enough here.)

Granted but the rain breaks your house where you live to piece,s

i wish it was more sunny now.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 24, 2012, 07:42:27 PM
(Ha! Jokes on you, I live in an apartment building)

Granted.  But instead of it being sunny there, I switch places with you and become the new Jake/Will.  Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

I wish I could speak your language (would make taking your place a bit easier)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 24, 2012, 07:46:32 PM
Granted but now we suddenly change back places again and you forgot your mother langauge. letting you speak dutch for ever in america. meaning nobody can understand you.

i wish my english is less broken without losing my mother langauge.

(and besides your whole apparement has been broken down :O )

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 24, 2012, 07:57:38 PM
Granted... But The Serbs invade your motherland.


I wish I could go out in the sun for longer than an hour without burning. (I'm very pale.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 24, 2012, 08:02:24 PM
Granted but when it starts to rain you get burnend trough it when you get wet.

i wish for Overdrive
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 24, 2012, 08:04:59 PM
(Woo hoo! A fellow UV ray sufferer)  (and don't care about the apartment, I'll be moving soon again anyways)

Granted. But it sucks.

I wish for more sunscreen. I'm almost out.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 24, 2012, 08:09:26 PM
Granted... But it is poisonous.
I wear a jacket instead of sun block.


I wish for PIZZA FOR ALL!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 24, 2012, 08:16:47 PM
Granted.  But none for you.

I wish that picture I drew would look more like it's supposed to
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 24, 2012, 08:20:04 PM
Granted but then it vanish in to nothing.

i wish for taco,s for all. including me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 24, 2012, 08:26:56 PM
Granted. But I steal yours.

I wish my annoying neighbor would leave me alone
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 24, 2012, 08:29:45 PM
Granted but now i steal my taco back and eat it.

i wish for that none of you guys can steal my stuf
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 24, 2012, 08:30:24 PM
Granted... But now a stranger watches you sleep.

I wish Will could have a taco.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 24, 2012, 08:32:52 PM
Granted, (no reason to corrupt this lolz)

i wish for a hot drink for us three. cheese, will and scorpio,
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 24, 2012, 08:41:58 PM
Granted. But all the drinks get spilled in your lap (ouch)

I wish my phone could hold a charge longer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 24, 2012, 09:37:38 PM
Granted... But your cord dies.


I wish for Will to get medical attention for his lap.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 24, 2012, 09:43:27 PM
Granted. But it's by an old fat guy.  And it's not, uh, medical.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 24, 2012, 09:48:39 PM
Because you did not wish for something, Will gets a good looking female doctor to tend to his lap.

I wish for an apple.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 24, 2012, 09:52:51 PM
Granted. But it's a crab apple.

I wish my bike tires weren't flat.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 24, 2012, 09:59:21 PM
Granted... But now you don't have tires.


I wish for a sub sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 24, 2012, 10:02:36 PM
Granted.  But there's a little mettle submarine in it.

I wish you good luck on your trip to the dentists.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 24, 2012, 11:21:51 PM
Granted... But you don't know me well enough to know I pick apart my sandwich to examine it before eating.


I wish Cheese had a computer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 24, 2012, 11:51:01 PM
Awww thank-you. That's so sweet  :biggrin:   Granted, but I stole the computer from you.

I wish for a new set of drawing pencils.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 25, 2012, 12:01:46 AM
granted but if anyone else but you touches them they are cursed.

I wish for Xion to make an appearance in KH III as if she were alive.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 25, 2012, 12:03:59 AM
Granted... But it vets cut from the final project.

I wish for a snow thrower.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 25, 2012, 12:14:50 AM
Granted. But I steal it ;)


I wish I had a way to play those new games
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 25, 2012, 12:15:48 AM
granted but you have to make them yourself.

I wish I had KH DDD
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 25, 2012, 12:19:07 AM
Granted... But you get KH DDR.

I wish for dark magic. Canas style.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 25, 2012, 12:20:52 AM
Granted but you can't use it.

I wish to know what you mean by KH DDR
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 25, 2012, 12:27:38 AM
Granted. But then you realize it made no sense. 

I wish for Anima and Light magic. Lute style (ha, she has two!)   :tongue:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on November 25, 2012, 12:34:10 AM
Granted but you cant cast anything.

I wish for the real definition of KH DDR
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 25, 2012, 12:35:55 AM
Granted, but you can never unsee it

Kingdom
Hearts

Dance
Dance
Revolution

I wish I still had some of the food I made from Thursday left.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 25, 2012, 12:38:43 AM
Granted... But it eats you.


I wish for world peace... Not really, I want money.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 25, 2012, 12:33:06 PM
granted but The next world war while eat all your money.

i wish for a beter Co power.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 28, 2012, 03:53:45 PM
Granted, but your enemies' Co powers are even better.

I wish for the apocalypse on 12-21-12
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 28, 2012, 06:44:35 PM
Granted but the aopcalypse happens on another planet.

i wish for meteor to strike the earth.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 29, 2012, 04:42:09 AM
Granted... But it is the size of a softball.


I wish you all could hear my music.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 29, 2012, 04:48:26 AM
Granted, but we all think it sucks more than a lollipop convention.

I wish Camelot would announce something about GS4 already.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 29, 2012, 04:55:25 AM
Granted... But they announce that It will be an X-rated yuri dating sim. Thanks for killing GS4, Star. :(

I wish you liked my music.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 29, 2012, 04:57:26 AM
Granted, but now you hate your own music.

I wish IGN would disappear.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 29, 2012, 05:00:51 AM
Granted, but they are replaced by an equally mainstream, annoying, and tasteless group

I wish some of these wishes would get granted for real without corruption
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 29, 2012, 05:03:24 AM
Granted, but you will never know they happened.

I wish Rollercoaster Tycoon 4 will come out sometime in the near future.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 29, 2012, 05:15:50 AM
Granted... But it's 62+ hours of a shirtless fat man screaming at the top of his lungs at you.


I wish my mind was not so twisted.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 29, 2012, 05:21:04 AM
lol wut

Granted, but now your mind is boring.

I wish the Jerry Springer show didn't exist.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 29, 2012, 05:25:36 AM
Granted... But... No, just granted.


I wish for a scanner.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 29, 2012, 05:26:36 AM
lol...

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for a horse.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 29, 2012, 05:31:55 AM
Granted... But it had a stroke.


I wish "Twilight" would be done forever now.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on November 29, 2012, 05:37:06 AM
Granted, but the fangirls find something else to annoyingly obsess over that sucks(They always do)

I wish certain good games would stop being harped on just because of their bad fanbases
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on November 29, 2012, 04:31:00 PM
Granted, but all games now suck.

I wish we did not have to read Shakespeare.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 29, 2012, 05:55:45 PM
Granted but now the real shakespeare starts lecturing you.

i wish what is going to happen on 21-12-2012.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 29, 2012, 05:59:21 PM
Granted... But nothing will happen.

V I wish I could convert .midi's to .mp3's.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 29, 2012, 06:04:29 PM
Granted but you mp3 becomes broken.

i wish for a cool car.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 29, 2012, 06:15:25 PM
Granted... but it's a Gremlin.


I wish for a house outside of NYC.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 29, 2012, 06:34:32 PM
Granted its on the mount everest.

i wish for a new Cool ds game
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on November 29, 2012, 07:09:51 PM
Granted, but your DS catches on fire.

I wish for this class to be <i>over</i>.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 29, 2012, 07:57:05 PM
Granted... But you nextv  class is 3496 hours long.


I wish for food.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 30, 2012, 06:43:13 AM
Granted, but it's steamed baboon noses.

I wish for some spam.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 30, 2012, 04:54:29 PM
Granted... But it is laced with cyanide, Black Mamba venom, and iocane powder. I wouldn't eat it if i were you.

I wish I had the ability to teleport to any area I've seen.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 30, 2012, 06:01:04 PM
Granted but when you teleport you always lose your clothes underway.

i wish for baret 50 call sniper. to scare my neighbore to death.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 30, 2012, 11:31:04 PM
Granted... But your neighbor launches nukes and kills everyone. Thanks, Will.


I wish I knew immediately if someone liked me...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on December 01, 2012, 12:06:34 AM
(I feel that) Granted, but you discover no one likes you

I wish Braces didn't hurt so bad after first getting them(Like today)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 01, 2012, 12:30:40 AM
Granted... But the giant foot from Monty Python crushes you.


I wish you were wrong about my love life.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on December 01, 2012, 12:33:10 AM
Granted, but you are torn apart by crazed fangirls who all like you.

I wish food weren't so unattainable right now.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 01, 2012, 12:39:00 AM
Granted... But the only reason girls like you is they think you look like the vampire from Twilight.


I wish Twilight would die. Forever. On fire. In Hell. Repeatedly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 01, 2012, 09:37:29 AM
Granted but when its die it takes you with it.

I wish for the next harry poter serie,s
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 04, 2012, 03:05:22 PM
Granted.  But it's completely terrible. 

I wish I weren't sick and hadn't lost my voice.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 04, 2012, 03:07:35 PM
Granted, but now you have the voice of William Hung.

I wish I didn't have work today. Or tomorrow. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day. Or the next day...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 04, 2012, 03:19:32 PM
Granted. But then the roadrunner bolts past you going "beep beep" and an anvil falls on your head.

 I wish someone would tell me who William Hung is.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 04, 2012, 03:23:32 PM
Granted.
William Hung Original American Idol Auditon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d5eP0wWLQY#)
Wish already corrupted.

I wish my boss was still on vacation.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 04, 2012, 03:27:58 PM
Granted. But they're vacationing at your house.

I wish for some Cosmic Brownies
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on December 04, 2012, 04:14:22 PM
Granted, but I take them, because that's the kind of jerk I am\

I wish I didn't have to keep editing my forgetful posts. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 04, 2012, 04:23:16 PM
Granted. You get a Butler name Jieves and he does it for you. But then he goes crazy and murders you and feeds you to his cats.

I wish I had a pet. I miss having pets.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 04, 2012, 06:45:09 PM
Granted... But you are sick and you lose your face.


I wish I was in less pain today.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 04, 2012, 07:23:05 PM
Granted but next day for no reason and airplane fly,s in to you.

i wish for my parents to stop arguing about useless stuf.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 05, 2012, 09:55:10 PM
Granted. But then they argue about useful stuff. And Pig Latin. 

I wish I had a face.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 05, 2012, 09:57:23 PM
Granted... But your clothes disintegrate in public.


I wish the burns on my hand would stop hurting.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 05, 2012, 09:59:53 PM
Granted.  But then you get burned on your ... nevermind.

I wish I could juggle five balls.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 05, 2012, 10:04:11 PM
Granted... But the balls hold innocent souls.

BTW, I've gotten my *ahem* burnt three of four times and it hurts less every time.

I wish I didn't keep losing my socks.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 05, 2012, 10:16:07 PM
Granted.  But an evil nymph steels them all and spills hot coffee in your lap.         
                                 On a side note I have a friend who says he and a group of friends used to punch.                     each other.     And after awhile it stopped hurting.  Probably made them sterile too.

I wish I had at least one normal friend (even if they'd be a little boring)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 05, 2012, 10:18:02 PM
Granted... But they talk on and on and sound like Ben Stein.


I wish you could here my music.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 05, 2012, 10:22:02 PM
Granted. But I hate it (just teasing, are you talking about music you listen to or music you've composed?)

I wish for a dragon friend. 
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 05, 2012, 10:25:21 PM
Granted... But it's so small that a hawk carries it off. (I'm talking about music I composed.)


V I wish my headache would go away.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 05, 2012, 10:32:21 PM
Granted. But only because your head exploded.   
                         (I'd love to hear your music, but I'd suggest against putting it on the internet, especially if you haven't declared your rights to it. Sorry, but I'm always paranoid when it comes to the internet.  You shouldn't trust people you've never met, at least not when it's possible for anyone to see it)


I wish people didn't suck. 
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 05, 2012, 10:35:32 PM
Granted... But reality kicks in.


I wish Cheese had her clothes back.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 05, 2012, 10:40:21 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot about.  But actually I get your clothes.

I wish you were in public (currently without your clothes)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 05, 2012, 10:41:55 PM
Granted... But I take my clothes back. Ha!


I wish I were back in my room.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 05, 2012, 11:00:16 PM
Granted. But then your house crumbles and you're back outside again. And that evil nymph stole your clothes. 

I wish I had clothes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 05, 2012, 11:41:53 PM
Granted... But they turn into my house and clothes, leaving you naked on live TV.


I wish I knew what you looked like to know if that was awesome.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on December 06, 2012, 01:02:33 AM
Granted, but you get seerly beat for thinking such thoughts.

I wish I didn't feel so weird whenever I see a conversation between you two
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2012, 01:17:16 AM
Granted... But you become like us!


I wish I didn't have a gaping hole in one of my fingers.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 06, 2012, 01:51:19 AM
What?????  Granted. But now you have a hole in your toe.

I wish I had clothes, and you were transported to a nudist colony (that only has guys)  :tongue:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on December 06, 2012, 02:08:28 AM
Granted, but he manages to leave

I wish I could clarify that you were only talking to Scorpio
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 06, 2012, 02:12:21 AM
 :biggrin: who says I was?      Granted. But when he leaves, you take his place.

I wish I knew how this conversation got so weird



(And by the way, you guys DO know what I look like)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on December 06, 2012, 02:15:25 AM
(Well, we know you're a red-head, if we can believe what you've told us, and that you don't give a care about your hair)

Granted, but you accept that you were the cause of it.

I wish I could change the subject
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 06, 2012, 02:21:06 AM
granted but the subject quickly gets changed back.

I wish I would make a good book with lux in it and have it be very popular (a novel to be exact.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 06, 2012, 02:26:35 AM
Granted. But it's only popular in Yemen.    (That picture I drew was a self portrait (and obviously I care a little about my hair because my hair is straight in it))

I wish you good luck in your writing career  :smile:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 06, 2012, 02:29:11 AM
Granted but I am only good at writing Novels with Lux in it.

I wish that there would be a GREAT Legend of Zelda Minish Cap anime.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 06, 2012, 02:32:32 AM
Granted. But you'll never see it.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2012, 02:49:32 AM
Granted... But if you fon't, the world ends.


V I wsih for PIZZA FORL ALL!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 06, 2012, 03:06:30 AM
Granted. But nobody gets it because the world ends after I refuse to go to school.

I wish I knew why you have a hold in your finger.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 06, 2012, 03:17:36 AM
granted but then you forget

I wish for cake!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 06, 2012, 03:21:52 AM
Granted. But it's sugar free.

I wish I were watching Dr Who right now.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 06, 2012, 03:24:25 AM
granted but it is a crappy American made version. (Watch Sherlock (Just Sherlock.) it is a British show and it is amazing.)

I wish for one Zelda Game where Vaati is the Hero instead of link. (The game is called Legend of Zelda. The hero doesn't always have to be link.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2012, 03:31:31 AM
Granted... But You never get to play it.

Also, I have a hole in my finger because I tore a burn off.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 06, 2012, 03:35:31 AM
(Yes it is!!!!  :biggrin: ) (The multiplayer game Four Swords, it's partner game has a different hero)

Granted. But you are then kidnapped by the government for study.

I wish I could be watching Sherlock now
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2012, 03:39:39 AM
Granted... But you can only watch it with a sweaty fat man.


I wish I could sleep with pants on.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 06, 2012, 03:43:17 AM
(Hey that's my father you're talking about!!  :biggrin: )

Granted. But instead you sleep wearing a skirt.

I wish I could laugh at you in person for wearing a skirt
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 06, 2012, 03:44:32 AM
Granted but you end up wearing an EXTREMELY girly and outdated skirt.

I wish I knew what Four Sword's partner game was. I only remember It being put together with aLttP.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2012, 03:45:34 AM
Granted... But it burns your eyes.

I wish I could meet you guys in person.

Edit: I fixed it. Sorry for the problem, my phone screwed up.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 06, 2012, 03:47:28 AM
Try redoing your post
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 06, 2012, 03:56:04 AM
I wish I could meet you guys in person.

Granted. But you run away screaming.

I wish I had ants (I HATE skirts!!!)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2012, 03:58:11 AM
Granted... But you kill them by mistake.


I wish we new eachother's faces.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 06, 2012, 04:00:50 AM
granted but now you have to tell me what Four Swords' partner game is

I wish for Delicious cake.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2012, 04:04:31 AM
Granted... But it's poison.



I wish for shirts that didn't make me look fat.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 06, 2012, 04:05:26 AM
granted but now you are fat so they don't fit.

I wish to be Lux (with wings)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2012, 04:08:27 AM
Granted... But you are 1 inch high.



V I wish I had good cosplay skills.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 06, 2012, 04:09:17 AM
Granted, but I steal them.

I wish to be 6' 3'' and still be lux (With Wings)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 06, 2012, 04:11:19 AM
(I meant pants not ants) (and again, you've seen my face)

Granted. But the wings are hot pink fairy wings.  With extra sparkles.

I wish did know what you guys look like (strange talking to someone you've never seen)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 06, 2012, 04:13:54 AM
Granted but you regret seeing it. (Tell me FS' partner game already!)

I wish for my wings to be white feathery wings.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 06, 2012, 04:20:56 AM
Granted. But they her machine gunned off Dogma style (love that movie)

I wish for this Nickleback song to be out of my head.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 06, 2012, 04:23:09 AM
(I will just heal them back on)
Granted but now the F.U.N. song is stuck in there

I wish you would tell me Four swords Partner game for the 1,000,000th freaking time!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 06, 2012, 04:32:01 AM
I can't remember what it's called. It has an alternate realty.  I remember at one point you get turned into a pink rabbit.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2012, 04:32:01 AM
Granted... But I don't know what it is.


V I wish I trusted the internet enought to show my face.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on December 06, 2012, 04:33:55 AM
Granted, but you're previous suspicions are proven correct,and you are stalked and kidnapped, never to be sen again ^^

I wish I could stop whistling the Venus Lighthouse Theme
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 06, 2012, 04:36:04 AM
 :biggrin: granted.  Then the song from Garoh gets stucl in your head (that one's my favorite. )

I wish for a pop tart.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on December 06, 2012, 04:38:34 AM
Granted, but you eat many, and become Morbidly Obese.

I wish I could always come up with plot twists as awesome as the one I just made in My Gaia Falls Thing in Colosso
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2012, 04:40:23 AM
Granted... But they all involve the Smurfs.

I wish I wasn't so shy around girls I want to ask out.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 06, 2012, 04:48:21 AM
granted but they always say no.

I wish I could tell Chees4All what the game was (but then she'd know.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 06, 2012, 04:49:46 AM
Not only do I know what the game is, but I've even won before

I wish for something to do
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2012, 04:53:39 AM
Granted... But it's deleting the x-rated posts that we had today. (Pics and all. It was disgusting.)


I wish they wouldn't post that stuff.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 06, 2012, 05:15:45 AM
granted but now we post boring stuff.

i wish for cake again.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2012, 05:25:18 AM
Granted... But I give it to Tingle.


I wish my phone worked well.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 06, 2012, 04:40:14 PM
Granted, but you find out someone stole it.

I wish I was not reading Othello.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 06, 2012, 07:12:37 PM
Granted but now you reading my littel pony,s

i wish i was more expecrienced in creating vid,s (see what are you doing now)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 06, 2012, 07:25:44 PM
Granted, but you lose your computer.

I wish for omnipotence.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 06, 2012, 07:29:19 PM
Granted but then and random metoer destroys your house.

i wish i wasn't hungy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 06, 2012, 07:32:18 PM
Granted, but now you're thirsty.

I wish I could make copies of myself that do everything that I want them to and are incorrutable in every way shape and form. :)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 06, 2012, 07:35:17 PM
Granted but society fears you and kill of all you clones with guns

i wish i had a butler.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 06, 2012, 07:36:46 PM
Granted, but he dies early.

I wish I stopped making wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 06, 2012, 07:39:25 PM
Granted but you urge to do it becomes even greater.

i wish today it wasn't so cold.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 06, 2012, 07:42:49 PM
Granted, but now it's hotter than a volcano.

V I wish I was smarter in dealing with computers.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 06, 2012, 07:47:36 PM
Granted but then then WWW stops to exists.

i wish for a war tank
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 06, 2012, 09:06:19 PM
Granted, but it blows up.

I wish I could completely and fully understand Shakespeare.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2012, 10:16:07 PM
Granted... But the world ends.


I wish I didn't feel sick right now.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 07, 2012, 12:53:02 AM
Granted but now your'e the next day even more sick.

i wish i was asleep. (im supposed to be now)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 07, 2012, 01:01:19 AM
Granted... But you sleep for 1000 years.



I wish I could shoot lightning like M. Bison.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 07, 2012, 01:08:20 AM
Granted but the lighting target you're friends your familie and the girl you love.

i wish for a good nigth sleep while waking up again in th morning.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 07, 2012, 03:58:32 AM
Granted... But you wake up in Hell!

I wish this hole in my finger would heal.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 07, 2012, 09:33:05 AM
Granted but you gain and extra legg

i wish for to wake up in heaven instead of hell.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 07, 2012, 06:17:16 PM
Granted, but you fall down to Hell when you wake up.

I wish that I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 07, 2012, 07:14:54 PM
Granted but you crashes in to the new WTC creating another terrorist attack

i wish i could swim fast without drowning.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 08, 2012, 07:59:37 PM
Granted, but you cannot ever go back onto land.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 08, 2012, 08:04:56 PM
I wish you had wished for something.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 08, 2012, 08:14:29 PM
Granted, but you have no ideas for it.

I wish I had a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 08, 2012, 09:04:02 PM
Granted.  And you wish for a fish on a dish.

I wish for world domination!!! Mwha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ....ha!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 08, 2012, 09:52:25 PM
Granted, but your domination is of Pluto.

I wish I didn't wish for my wish to be a fish on a dish.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 08, 2012, 10:03:34 PM
Granted. You wish for a dish on a fish.

I wish for two dollars
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 08, 2012, 10:05:48 PM
Granted... But it's Canadian.


I wish for a new scanner to colour my art.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 08, 2012, 10:12:05 PM
Granted, but you break it.

I wish I ate my fish on a dish and came out without a single problem.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 08, 2012, 10:49:31 PM
Granted.  And your problem is that you just ate blowfish that was not prepared correctly.  So now you die.

I wish for people to leave me alone (except you guys, you're fine)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 08, 2012, 10:51:40 PM
Granted... But people stalk you and you don't know it until you catch one trying to go through you clothing.


I wish for control over fire.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 08, 2012, 10:55:33 PM
Granted, but people become so scared of you that nobody is within a 1000 yard radius of you.

I wish for the ability to communicate with all living beings.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 08, 2012, 11:01:53 PM
Granted. Then there's too much noise and you go insane. 

I wish for one ordinary happy moment of peace
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 08, 2012, 11:02:53 PM
Granted... But you die from malnutrition because you hear the screams of everything you try to eat.


I wish I had the powers of the Black Mage/Wizard from FF1.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 08, 2012, 11:05:27 PM
Granted, but you're regarded as a terrorist and shot in the head.

I wish for my wishes to wish for benevolent wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 08, 2012, 11:12:37 PM
Granted... But for every wish you make, 900,000 puppies die.


I wish I could finish my Christmas shopping soon.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 08, 2012, 11:15:26 PM
Granted, but it all gets stolen.

I wish my wishes did not cause any deaths.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 12:23:22 AM
Graned. You now just cripple puppies.


I wish my head would stop bleeding.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 12:41:53 AM
Granted.  But only because you ran out of blood. 

I wish you would tell us how you keep hurting yourself
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 12:45:02 AM
Granted... But you would have to watch all the injuries I have ever received in one sitting.


I wish I wasn't so thin-skinned. (Literally.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 12:49:46 AM
(That's not so bad. I love watching people get hurt it's hilarious. As long as they don't get seriously hurt that is)

Granted. But then your skin is so thick you resemble the mischelin tire man.

I wish you would actually tell me.  I'm curious.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 12:55:46 AM
Granted... But your eyes bleed from the answer.
(I'm tall and thin-skinned, I hit my head on alot of things. I'm also not very careful when it comes to myself. Prepare your eyes for the bleeding.)


I wish I had shirts that fit lengthwise without making me look fat.

EDIT:...

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 12:59:06 AM
Granted.  But you should double check what you just said.

I wish I could stop laughing at what I hope was a typo in your last post :))
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 01:03:39 AM
Granted... But now you never laugh again.

(I fixed it,BTW.)

I wish for better art pencils.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 01:07:59 AM
Granted. But you give them to me because mine were stolen. 

I wish I had zoomed in on my phone before reading your post. I almost thought you had made another typo regarding your wish :))
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 01:10:43 AM
Granted... But you zoom in on a fat man bathing.


I wish Spambots would stop posting X-rated content on here.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 02:52:29 AM
Granted. But then they directly target your computer.         And they're all images of guys.

I wish for some new glasses.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 05:54:58 AM
Granted... But they're modified X-ray glasses that let you look under peoples skin.


I wish for a piano.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Epic Lepricorn on December 09, 2012, 06:25:17 AM
granted, but a piano falls on your piano

i wixh for the powers of spiderman
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 06:27:41 AM
Granted... But you now have all the responsibilities of Spider-man as well.


I wish for the power to heal the sick.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 06:31:00 AM
Granted. But you can't heal yourself.

I wish I wouldn't type out a post and then have to do a new one because one of you posted before me
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 06:33:48 AM
Granted... But I lied, it wasn't granted.

I wish for snow where I live.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Epic Lepricorn on December 09, 2012, 06:35:06 AM
granted but everyone gets to cold and dies
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 06:37:06 AM
Your wish for nothing makes you do nothing but algebra forever.


I wish for lower prices.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Epic Lepricorn on December 09, 2012, 06:39:05 AM
granted but the government raises them again

i wish that i had wished on my last post
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 06:40:43 AM
Granted... But that will not let you out of the algebra chamber.


I wish for a pet domestic wolf.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Epic Lepricorn on December 09, 2012, 06:44:05 AM
granted but it eats your face

i wish i was out of the algebra chamber
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 06:45:36 AM
Granted. And into the geometry chamber you go.

I wish for six dollars
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 06:47:55 AM
Granted... But you are taxed twelve dollars for you wish. (Picture a faceless man with a wolf saying this if you want a good laugh.)

I wish for a face.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 06:51:56 AM
Granted. But you get Michael Jackson's

I wish I could meet Zaroff
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 06:55:01 AM
Granted... But you pass out before you get to.


I wish my face was normal.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 06:57:57 AM
Granted.     For now ...  :biggrin:


I wish I had more CD's that I like.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 07:04:20 AM
Granted... But you now only have a cassette player.


I wish my wolf could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 07:08:07 AM
Granted. But then he knocks over a candle, lighting your house on fire and melting your face off

I wish you'd go to riddle page and post something so I could find out the answer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 07:10:49 AM
Granted... But you took my answer, so I won't. Also, why do I have candles around?

I wish I could fly with my wolf, Silas. ( We should have both been asleep hours ago...)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 07:15:36 AM
How should I know why you have a candle, that's your problem.   Go answer brown, I think that that's the real answer. 

Granted but you fall in the ocean and drown (yay vague Greek mythology reference!)
  And do you mean you and your wolf should have gone to bed hours ago? That's a little weird  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 07:18:31 AM
You did not wish, so I will post a different colour.

I meant you and I should be asleep by now.

I widh I clould see the colours bees can that humans cannot.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 07:25:56 AM
I will not corrupt that as long as I get the same ability. 

It's only 11:24 where I am.

And I wish I could turn into any kind of insect at any time.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 07:28:23 AM
Granted... But a spider eats you.
I thought you were in Ohio?

I wish I knew what was right before talking.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 07:30:49 AM
No I USED to live in Ohio. I'm on the west coast now. Three hours time difference.

I wish I knew what your wish meant. I am confused.   

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 07:33:41 AM
Granted... But you don't care. I was saying I spoke before I knew where you were and wished I knew before I spoke.

I wish I could fall asleep, it's 2:32 where I am.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 07:37:28 AM
(You call that late? :)) )

Granted. But it's the last time you sleep ever.

I wish for some chocolate cake.  (Oh wait, I already have that  :biggrin: )
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 09, 2012, 07:38:53 AM
Granted, but it explodes.

I wish for a neverending supply of cheesecake.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 07:47:44 AM
Granted... But a hobo named Phil keeps sitting on it and licking it to claim it.


I wish my mind was less warped.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 07:52:00 AM
I will not grant that because that's a silly thing to wish for.       And don't call me Phil.

I wish for more of Star's cheesecake
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 07:53:50 AM
Granted... Ut you have to fight Phil for it.


I wish Silas and I could solve mysteries.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 09, 2012, 03:58:00 PM
Granted, but your biggest success was "The Case of the Lost Puppy."

I wish I could fly to Australia.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 06:22:16 PM
Granted. Bit you have to steal Silas to do it.   (Stop calling me Phil!!)

I wish I hadn't procrastinated on all this homework I have to make up.   And should be doing right now.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 06:24:14 PM
Granted... But you decided not to do it at all.


I wish I hadn't slept so late.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 06:27:41 PM
Granted. Bit remember that that was your last sleep ever. 

I wish for a tiny, incredibly smart gnome that loves to do all my homework, and gets me all A's.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 06:31:33 PM
Granted... But he speaks Esperonto, so you and he can never talk and he cannot read the papers.

I wish for nice art markers.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 06:38:28 PM
(Francisco is magic. He speaks ALL languages)

Granted. But they have no ink.

I wish winter break were already here so I could have more time on this homework. 
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 06:41:13 PM
Granted... But you missed the deadline.


I wish I knew if Gamestop would buy this Rockband guitar that I found.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 06:47:34 PM
Granted. But they won't because it was actually stolen from the owner and he just takes it from you.

I wish for a snow day here in California.   It won't happen, but I do miss them.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 09, 2012, 06:51:19 PM
Granted... But it's only because the world stopped turning.


I wish I could sell this guitar.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Epic Lepricorn on December 09, 2012, 08:57:20 PM
granted but before you do it is stuck to your hand permanently

i wish for nothing
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 09, 2012, 10:00:46 PM
Granted. But then you discover that Justin Beiber is stalking you.

I wish for a new guitar.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Epic Lepricorn on December 09, 2012, 11:55:29 PM
granted, but it brakes

i wish i was god
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 10, 2012, 12:19:07 AM
Granted. I destroy everything in the universe because of it.


I wish the universe was fixed.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 10, 2012, 12:50:25 AM
Granted, but it gets sent to another dimension and we never see it again.

I wish it wasn't over 9000.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 10, 2012, 01:48:42 AM
Granted... But you now get sent to work in your bathrobe.

I wish I could get this song out of my head.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 10, 2012, 01:53:40 AM
Granted, but it's replaced with Friday by Rebecca Black.

I wish Karnataka would release another album.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 10, 2012, 01:56:40 AM
Granted... But it's only released in Germany.
I've never heard "Friday".

I wish I wasn't stuck in FF1.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on December 10, 2012, 03:08:34 AM
Granted, but you now stuck in another game.

I wish to be able be rested without sleep. I would really use the free time. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 10, 2012, 03:11:08 AM
Granted, but you are no longer sane.

I wish I had a slice of pie.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 10, 2012, 03:15:14 AM
Granted... But it's evil and tries eats you.


I wish for a cookie.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 10, 2012, 03:17:20 AM
Granted, but after you eat it, someone tells you the chocolate chips were actually dead flies.

I wish the chocolate chip cookies I make are more poofy instead of flat. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 10, 2012, 03:20:48 AM
Granted... But you get your catch your hair on fire and are now bald.


I wish for less back pain.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 10, 2012, 03:22:02 AM
Granted, but the pain is now in a lower region.

I wish my burnt-off hair would grow back.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 10, 2012, 03:23:22 AM
Granted, but now you have your hair falls right back out.

I wish I had heat vision. (Don't judge me.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 10, 2012, 03:24:37 AM
Granted, but your head overheats and explodes when you use it.

I wish I knew why my Youtube profile has 8 subscribers despite having 0 uploads.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 10, 2012, 03:26:02 AM
Granted, but you find out that you have 8 stalkers.


I wish Star's hair would grow back.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 10, 2012, 03:27:47 AM
Granted, but Scorpio's hair falls out.

I wish for $4.92.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 10, 2012, 03:28:45 AM
Granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish I was shorter.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 10, 2012, 03:31:20 AM
Granted, but you're now six inches and I keep you in a jar above my bed.


I wish I was approved for Mars Clan membership.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 10, 2012, 03:32:58 AM
Granted, but now you feel a sense of emptiness since your eager wait is finally over.

I wish my $4.92 wasn't counterfeit.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 10, 2012, 03:38:42 AM
Granted, But it's Canadian.


I wish I had more six inch people for my collection.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 10, 2012, 03:41:00 AM
Granted, but they break free and launch a combined attack on your face.

I wish my favorite artists would release albums more frequently.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 10, 2012, 03:53:04 AM
Granted, but it's the sound of beavers mating.


I wish my tiny people were back in their jars for me to... Collect...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 10, 2012, 04:54:34 AM
Granted, but one escapes and spreads rumors that you are a voraphile.

I wish beavers mating had musical quality.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 10, 2012, 04:58:21 AM
Granted, but people ask you what you are listening to.


I wish for my small people to have a miniature city, and for them to worship me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 10, 2012, 05:03:04 AM
Granted, but they get taken over by a swarm of ants while you sleep.

Granted, but people ask you what you are listening to.
Actually, this might be kind of fun x3

I wish I wasn't so bored with the new game I got. :/
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 10, 2012, 05:04:48 AM
Grante., but it takes an X-rated turn, ya perv.


I wish I could play "Dissidia".
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 10, 2012, 06:42:55 PM
Granted but you lose the abillty to hear

i wish i got some more energy right now.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 10, 2012, 06:45:59 PM
Granted, but now you're literally bouncing off the walls.

I wish I did not have to do school work.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 10, 2012, 06:56:37 PM
Granted but you fail the next 5 tests

i wish my parent where never divorced.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 10, 2012, 07:13:46 PM
Granted, but now you have two stressed parents getting mad at you. Always.

I wish that my wish would not get corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 10, 2012, 08:05:45 PM
Granted, I corrupt your mind instead.


I wish for a PSP.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 12, 2012, 06:14:14 PM
Granted.  And I trade for your PSP by giving you an evil chicken that likes to bite only you.  Thank-you.

I wish for some games for my awesome brand new PSP
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 12, 2012, 06:26:48 PM
Granted, but they blow up the system.


I wish for 20 bucks.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 12, 2012, 06:33:17 PM
Granted. But the evil chicken eats it. 

I wish I didn't have a humongous headache right now.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 12, 2012, 06:39:49 PM
Granted, now you have 2.

I wish for a burning sword.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 12, 2012, 06:48:45 PM
(AHHHHH!!! SO MANY JOKES THAT CAME TO MY MIND THAT I CAN'T MAKE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO RISK ACTUALLY BEING BANNED!!!)


Granted.  But it lights you on fire.

I wish for you to realize that dark magic is not the best.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 12, 2012, 06:50:40 PM
Granted, but... NEVER!!!


I wish for Durandall: The Blazing Sword.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 12, 2012, 06:53:47 PM
(Oh God, you've named it :)) )

Granted. But, ummm,  Nyran steals it.

I wish I didn't have such a dirty mind.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 12, 2012, 06:55:46 PM
Granted, but you now have a dirtier mind.
(Durandall is from FE7.)

I wish you would stop focusing on my junk.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on December 12, 2012, 10:35:41 PM
You now have no ****. All better.

I wish that nothing will be wrong with any part of my existance that i do not like
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 12, 2012, 10:47:04 PM
Granted. Your existance ends.


I wish I had my *ahem* back.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on December 13, 2012, 12:17:39 AM
You now get a cold, so you can cough as much as you like

I wish I could stay longer...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 13, 2012, 12:32:53 AM
Granted. You stay in school longer.


I wish for money.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 13, 2012, 03:05:28 AM
(I was actually gonna make a homosexual comment, not focus on your, er, whatever)

Granted.  But you end up reenacting Monkey's Paw

I wish I didn't have a Les Miserables song stuck in my head.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 13, 2012, 03:11:29 AM
Granted, but now you have a Blood on the Dance Floor song stuck in your head.

I wish PC games weren't so difficult to install sometimes -.-
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 13, 2012, 03:15:43 AM
Granted. But it will only quickly install the crappy games. 


I wish I didn't have a Blood on the Dance Floor song stuck in my.  (Which I genuinely do now.   Poor Hello Kitty)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 13, 2012, 03:17:58 AM
Granted, but now you have this stuck in your head:
HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4#)

I wish I didn't die so often when I play games.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 13, 2012, 03:27:46 AM
Granted. But the games become incredibly boring.

I wish for a new book to read.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 13, 2012, 03:29:24 AM
Granted. It's Justin Beiber's memoirs.


I wish for a PSP that did NOT get stolen.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 13, 2012, 03:38:03 AM
Ewwwwwwww. Just for that it explodes in your lap. Shrapnel everywhere.

I wish for a good book to read.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 13, 2012, 03:41:39 AM
Granted. You get a political book.


I wish for a new lower half.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 13, 2012, 03:43:18 AM
Granted, but it looks like Larry King's.

I wish old games weren't so expensive.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 13, 2012, 03:46:00 AM
Granted. They're now mainstream.


I wish I was me again.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 13, 2012, 03:52:13 AM
Granted.  But that includes the shrapnel.  :biggrin:

I wish to be watching Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 13, 2012, 03:54:03 AM
Granted. It's a new episode, all the characters have new voice actors, and it sucks. (I hate myself for corrupting this one)

I wish Freakazoid was never cancelled.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 13, 2012, 03:56:03 AM
Granted, but we know it's not true. :(
I wish the shrapnel was out of me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 13, 2012, 04:28:36 AM
Hee hee. That sounds weird  :))
Granted.  But then someone spills fondue on your lap.

I wish for a way to see when someone is lying to me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 13, 2012, 04:30:25 AM
Granted. You now think everyone is lying.
(Why do you hate my lap!?!?)


I wish the burns would heal soon.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 13, 2012, 05:02:53 AM
Because I figure since you're a guy, that's the most important area to you. 

Granted. But not soon enough.

I wish for some hot chocolate.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 13, 2012, 05:05:52 AM
Granted, but it spills on YOUR lap.
(And my hands are my most important parts, as they are needed for me to draw or work a computer.)

I wish my burns would heal faster.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 13, 2012, 05:49:21 AM
Granted. But then you get freezer burn from the ice packs.   Ouch  :biggrin:

I wish I could successfully live my life as a hermit and not have to deal with people.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 13, 2012, 05:51:46 AM
Granted, you die alone, with nobody to mourn you, though.
(I never thought I'd say this to a girl, but leave my lap alone!)

I wish my new burns would heal.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 13, 2012, 05:55:47 AM
Granted. But I can't stop laughing at the "leave my lap alone" comment and hyperventilate and die.

I wish you hadn't just caused my painful death  :tongue:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 13, 2012, 05:59:11 AM
Granted, I had nothing to do with it... At least that's what I'll tell the cops...


I wish you were alive again without being a zombie.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 13, 2012, 06:04:37 AM
Granted. I'm a vampire.  (Once had a dream that I found a cure for being a zombie.  Involved open heart surgery. Very annoying because I often had to perform the surgery on myself)


I wish for no school tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 13, 2012, 06:06:43 AM
Granted, But in two days you accidentally go to school in the nude.


I wish my head would stop hurting.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 13, 2012, 06:09:49 AM
Granted.  It stops hurting the second you stop thinking of me in the nude. :tongue:

I wish this topic would stop being quite so awkward.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 13, 2012, 06:13:08 AM
Granted. It's now MORE awkward.
(And by that logic, my head would have stopped hurting by now.)

I wish I didn't have such a headache.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 13, 2012, 06:14:55 AM
Granted, but the ache is now everywhere else on your body.

I wish I had Adobe Illustrator.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 13, 2012, 06:17:16 AM
Granted. But Amish people call you a witch and burn you at the stake.

I wish for a nice long peaceful sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 13, 2012, 06:18:49 AM
Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish to be poked by the stick before I'm burnt at the stake.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 13, 2012, 06:18:53 AM
Granted, but it's a bootleg knockoff that does not work.
Also, WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MY LAP!?!?!?

I wish for a nice thin-crust pepperoni pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 13, 2012, 06:19:42 AM
Granted, but it's so thin, it got burnt too quickly.

I wish I would stop ninja'ing people.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 13, 2012, 06:25:46 AM
Granted. A samurai kills you for being an assassin and carrying weapons outside of the army. (What really happened.)

I wish wasn't so lonely.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 13, 2012, 06:31:50 AM
Granted. I'm here. :13:

I wish more musicians would play prog rock.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 13, 2012, 06:41:20 AM
Granted, but it's Justin Beiber.


I wish I had a girlfriend.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 13, 2012, 06:45:39 AM
Granted, but it's Justin Bieber.

I wish this wish is corrupted by something other than Justin Bieber.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 13, 2012, 06:49:15 AM
Granted. It's corrupted by X-rated yuri games. (*shudder* The horror...)

I wish girls found me attractive.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on December 13, 2012, 06:52:55 AM
Granted, but the same of other guys occurs, leaving you where you started

I wish I didn't feel so ashamed in admitting that I'm playing SoulSilver again, and I lost against Morty. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 13, 2012, 06:54:59 AM
Granted, but you get mocked anyway.


I wish I had the Blessed Blade Alondite.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 13, 2012, 03:50:38 PM
Granted, but everyone else suddenly has better weapons.

I wish I didn't waste so much time tonight watching ridiculous Halo: Reach deaths (even though I hate the series)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 13, 2012, 07:07:34 PM
Granted, but you waste your time watching Tellytubbies.

I wish I didn't have a headache.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 14, 2012, 12:18:06 AM
Granted. You have a bloody head instead.


I wish for a new MP3 player.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 14, 2012, 01:19:44 AM
Granted.   Then it explodes in Scorpio's hands (wasn't in your lap that time)

I wish it were already midnight (going to see the Hobbit)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 14, 2012, 01:24:45 AM
Granted. It's now midnight on the 15th.


I wish my hands would stop bleeding and the shrapnel would disappear.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Epic Lepricorn on December 15, 2012, 07:52:45 AM
granted but it moves to your feet

i wish for an omlet
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 15, 2012, 06:51:38 PM
Granted. You are now an omelette.


I wish people would stop thinking I'm gothy JUST because I wear black shirts.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 16, 2012, 01:25:11 PM
Granted but now the think you're gay instead.

i wish i know why everybody is so upset about the end of humanity.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 17, 2012, 12:39:38 AM
Granted, but you forget.


I wish I had the courage to talk to girls I like.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 17, 2012, 06:19:05 AM
Granted. But they still think you're homosexual so they don't take you seriously as a dating option. 
(BTW being thought of as Gothic is not so bad. Goth/punk/emo guys are cute)

I wish my boyfriend were a little less of a my little pony fan, and more be more of a Goth.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 17, 2012, 06:21:20 AM
Granted, but he ditches you for Kevin James.

I wish for less cuts on my face and back.

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 17, 2012, 06:28:30 AM
Granted but .... no. Too many dirty comments I could make.  I can't think of anything to corrupt your wish :))

I wish I could meet Johnny Depp
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 17, 2012, 06:31:03 AM
Granted. You meet him as a Harpy Eagle eats you.



I wish my music was better.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 17, 2012, 06:33:29 AM
Granted. .....   Merry Christmas


I wish for a new rock for my bookshelf
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 17, 2012, 06:35:28 AM
Granted, but it's covered in Captain Kidd's blood.
(Actually, that's awesome.)


I wish for a long, slender, sharp rapier.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 17, 2012, 06:46:48 AM
Granted. But it's made out of rubber

I wish I could post my awesome riddle on my riddle page :/
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 17, 2012, 06:48:32 AM
Granted, but all the text says is "Bloody Clown".


I wish for love.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 17, 2012, 06:50:41 AM
Granted. But then you realize there's no such thing.

I wish for a day where everybody's happy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 17, 2012, 06:52:17 AM
Granted, but reality kicks in.


I wish I was more fit.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 17, 2012, 06:54:57 AM
Granted. But then you're like a body builder (and that's just gross)

I wish for ....*quietly wishes so it might actually come true*
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 17, 2012, 06:58:50 AM
I grant your wish to see your English teacher in spandex singing the best of Styx.


I wish I was better at talking to girls.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 17, 2012, 07:02:15 AM
Granted. 

I wish you would realize practice makes perfect and we're not an alien species.  We're human too.  It's not difficult.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 17, 2012, 07:04:01 AM
Granted, but it doesn't make it easier for me.


I wish I was less awkward around girls.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 17, 2012, 07:07:11 AM
granted but it happens two seconds before the world ends.

I wish I had a REAL keyblade and that I had the ability to wield it.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 17, 2012, 07:09:16 AM
Granted. It's just house-key sized.


I wish I didn't have to go to bed right now. (See you, guys.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 17, 2012, 07:11:01 AM
granted but your computer crashes.

I wish for a working Growth Ray.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 17, 2012, 08:57:41 AM
Granted but now you start to grow over the 3000 feet

i wish for some snow.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 17, 2012, 06:01:29 PM
Granted, but it's acid snow.


I wish for musical talent.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 24, 2012, 07:13:16 PM
I wish I had a REAL keyblade and that I had the ability to wield it.

Ha! That's amazing. And I only saw this today :))
 

Granted. But a turtle eats your toes.

I wish I had the flu today like I had last Christmas Eve.

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 27, 2012, 06:16:28 PM
Granted. You have TB.


I wish more people would post.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on December 27, 2012, 10:48:36 PM
Granted, but we are overloaded with spam.

I wish Culex wasn't such a joke
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 28, 2012, 11:15:09 PM
Granted but nobody knows who or what that is so they make it a joke again.

I wish for great sword fighting skills
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 29, 2012, 01:46:29 AM
Granted. Now go test your skill against Dracule Mihawk.


I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 06, 2013, 01:47:21 AM
Granted.  But as it turns out, you're afraid of heights. 


I wish for someone to talk to because I am extremely bored. 
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on January 06, 2013, 01:49:15 AM
Granted, but that person is someone you share little common interest with, and is constantly distracted.

\/ I wish I could resist the urge to bring up Kamen Rider.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 06, 2013, 02:05:59 AM
Granted, but now I won't let you go to a Kamen Rider convention.


I wish Cheese didn't know one of my biggest fears.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 06, 2013, 02:11:26 AM
Granted.  But now everyone else does.    (I don't seem to remember what it is you're referring to anyways if that helps)

I wish to be just a little less of a nerd. 


Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 06, 2013, 02:15:24 AM
Granted, now you are a hipster.


I wish you didn't know I was afraid of heights.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on January 06, 2013, 02:20:37 AM
Granted, but I know, and I push you of a cliff! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish I weren't such a selfish, evil son of a bohrok.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 06, 2013, 02:22:21 AM
(Really? That was just a guess)
Granted.  But you're still selfish

I wish someone would entertain me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 06, 2013, 03:13:24 AM
Granted, but it's your math teacher-turned-stripper.

I wish my head would stop hurting.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 06, 2013, 03:24:50 AM
Granted.  But only after you get hit in the face with a hammer.   

I wish my first thought to that post hadn't been "good thing my math teacher is hot"
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 06, 2013, 03:27:49 AM
Granted, but he gets fat. (Like I had hoped he would be...)


I wish I had less eye problems today.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 06, 2013, 03:30:47 AM
Granted.   And then you see that my math teacher is actually a woman. 

I wish candy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 06, 2013, 03:34:00 AM
Granted, you are now made out of candy.


I wish for the power to stretch my body.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 06, 2013, 03:39:54 AM
...








I wish I were less of a perv.
                :))
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on January 06, 2013, 03:42:01 AM
Granted, but people do not recognize change such as that, and they still see you just as pervy as you were

I wish I weren't so pessimistic.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 06, 2013, 03:46:05 AM
Granted, but every time you smile, a vulture kills a puppy.


I wish I was less dark sometimes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 06, 2013, 03:49:31 AM
Granted.  But then you're boring.

I wish I had a pet.   I'm so lonely without one.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 06, 2013, 03:51:53 AM
Granted, but it's a puppy, and Nyran smiles.


I wish I could stop killing puppies.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 06, 2013, 03:55:18 AM
Granted.  Nyran does it.   

I wish people would realize that animals deserve more than we give them.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 06, 2013, 03:58:30 AM
Granted, but we kill them anyway.


I wish I wasn't so shy around girls. It's not manly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 06, 2013, 04:01:53 AM
Granted.  But you become a girl

I wish you'd realize that being a little shy is not so bad.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 06, 2013, 04:04:28 AM
Granted, it helps nobody.


I wish I had the Blessed Blade: Alondite.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on January 06, 2013, 04:06:27 AM
Granted, but everyone else gets cooler weapons

I wish That they weren't coming to take me away.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 06, 2013, 04:08:54 AM
Granted.  But you fall on it in a most awkward and unfortunate way thus castrating yourself. 

I wish I could walk on stilts.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 06, 2013, 04:16:03 AM
Granted, but the are 12 feet high, and you are in a mini-skirt.


I wish I could use Canas-Style Dark Magic.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 06, 2013, 04:19:06 AM
Granted.  But again, due to a tragic accident,  you castrate yourself again. 


I wish for pants!!!  I HATE skirts. 
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on January 06, 2013, 04:23:09 AM
Granted, but Star comments on how Pants are overrated

I wish I could do things in a more epic, over-the-top fashion that somehow still manages to look awesome
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 06, 2013, 04:28:55 AM
Granted.  But a turtle eats one of your appendages each time you do. 


I wish for another pet turtle. 
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 06, 2013, 04:31:34 AM
Granted, but an eagle kills you by dropping it on your head.


I wish for my manhood back.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 06, 2013, 04:34:00 AM
Grante -  wait, what manhood?           (No no, I'm just teasing :)) )

I wish for something fun to do.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 06, 2013, 04:41:17 AM
Granted, you get to watch Kevin James movies for 24 hours.


I wish I could improve my painting skills.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 06, 2013, 09:41:17 PM
Granted.  But you only paint crying clowns.    Not only is that not original but it's just creepy. 

I wish people weren't afraid of clowns.  They're not scary.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 06, 2013, 09:50:00 PM
Granted, they are now afraid of mimes. You will never here one coming.


I wish I did not paint sad clowns.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 07, 2013, 05:13:57 AM
Granted.  You paint bloodthirsty mimes.   That might sell a little.

I wish for a nice juicy green apple
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on January 07, 2013, 05:16:12 AM
Granted, but because of your desire, a Yummy is spawned (A creature from Japanese Myth. It forms from the desires of people, and takes physical form to fulfill the desire to Out of Control proportions)

I wish that I hadn't brought up Yummys. Because I'd probably spawn so many...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 07, 2013, 05:17:26 AM
Granted, but now you deal with mummies.


I wish for a nice sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on January 07, 2013, 05:21:14 AM
Granted. Have fun explaining it to the police. Your Yummy robbed 7 delis to get you many sandwiches

I wish I didn't have to deal with the undead.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 07, 2013, 05:24:10 AM
Granted.  But it deals with you.

I wish I had a pet octopus that would do my bidding.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 07, 2013, 05:24:49 AM
Granted, you join them.


I wish I was less shy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 07, 2013, 05:30:44 AM
Granted.  But you answered the wrong post yet again and so your wish doesn't come true. 


I wish I knew exactly what the the signs of appendicitis is.  Which side is it on?
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 07, 2013, 05:45:57 AM
Granted, but I don't know which side it's on.


I wish I could help you.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 07, 2013, 05:48:44 AM
Granted. But it makes no difference because the random knife like pain is now pretty much gone.  :confused1:  oh well.

I wish to know what the heck that was about.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 07, 2013, 05:56:16 AM
Granted, but it comes back.

I wish you had posted that you feel better before I sent you a PM about apendicitis.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 07, 2013, 06:05:04 AM
:)) sorry.
Granted.  But an octopus smacks you in the face.

I wish for a goodnight's sleep.  (Goodnight)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 07, 2013, 06:06:48 AM
Granted, but it's the last time you will be able to sleep.


I wish I was stronger.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on January 13, 2013, 11:28:04 AM
Granted, but so is gravity, thus making your new strength nothing.

I wish humanity was smarter.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on January 13, 2013, 11:35:06 AM
Granted, but this intelligence only benefits to give people new ways to exploit and hurt others

I wish I didn't need to corrupt that wish...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on January 13, 2013, 11:56:52 AM
Granted, but now the corrupted wish is corrupted, making humanity stupider instead.

I wish for a pair of socks that aren't paradoxical.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 18, 2013, 02:09:35 AM
Granted and not granted at the same time.




I wish I had more time.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 22, 2013, 05:52:54 PM
Same as me. x_x

Granted, you turned into a vampire from twilight...

I wish that I wasn't trapped in studies. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 22, 2013, 11:07:37 PM
Granted. You are trapped in a room with three doors. One has your hearts desire, and two have Super-Tigers behind them. what will you pick?


I wish I was a big-time actor.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on January 23, 2013, 03:06:48 PM
Granted. You are Betty White.

I wish my computer would magically start working.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on January 23, 2013, 07:52:16 PM
Granted, but it magically stops working shortly after.

I wish my Pawniard would evolve.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on January 24, 2013, 02:52:54 PM
Granted, but you have to wait longer now :}

I wish for nothing.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on January 24, 2013, 05:37:34 PM
Granted, but the nothingness has turned into a black hole, sucking in the world.

I wish for new avatar. :D
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 25, 2013, 02:03:52 AM
Granted. It's GS slash art.


I wish I could actually control fire.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 31, 2013, 01:41:24 AM
Granted.    ...Or does it control you?

I wish I could be nicer. 
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 31, 2013, 01:45:13 AM
Granted. You are now nicer to squids.


I wish I was less shy when girls are checking me out.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 31, 2013, 01:47:57 AM
(I love squids)
Granted.   But now only guys check you out.

I wish people would calm down and relax instead of being wound so tight.   
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 31, 2013, 01:52:23 AM
Granted, but people start setting themselves on fire.


I wish I bled less.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 31, 2013, 01:55:32 AM
Granted.  You don't bleed at all, so germs don't get washed out like they're supposed, so infection sets in.  Then you lose whatever body part you've managed to mess up this time.

I wish I could just stay in bed tomorrow and sleep all day.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 31, 2013, 01:58:52 AM
Granted, but you wake up with somebody you don't know.


I wish I could run faster.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 31, 2013, 02:04:47 AM
Eww
Granted.  But it's still not fast enough to her you away from the crazy serial killer, even though he never runs, just walks.

I wish for that person to turn into Johnny Depp.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 31, 2013, 02:10:10 AM
Granted, but he's Edward Scissorhands.


I wish for a new suit.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 31, 2013, 02:15:11 AM
Granted.  And Edward Scissorhands helps you put it on.   Oops.

I wish Edward Scissorhands were a real boy :biggrin:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 31, 2013, 02:17:05 AM
Granted. He's 12 forever.


I wish for better hair.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 31, 2013, 02:22:26 AM
Granted.  But it's pumpkin orange. 

I wish my Edward Scissorhands would turn into the guy Johnny plays in From Hell (a movie about Jack the Ripper)    But I'd like him to be less addicted to opium.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 31, 2013, 02:27:12 AM
Gingers are hot. (Karen Gillan)

Granted, he's hooked on meth.

I wish for a Sky-Ship.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 31, 2013, 02:31:14 AM
Yes, we are, but not so much when the hair color is the exact hue of a pumpkin.

Granted.   But it sinks :biggrin:

I wish for a drug free Johnny
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 31, 2013, 02:34:15 AM
Granted, but he's fat.


I wish I had less pain today.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 31, 2013, 03:06:37 AM
Granted.  But there'll be more tomorrow

I wish for a hot problem free Johnny Depp.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 31, 2013, 03:10:03 AM
Granted, but it's a cardboard standy.


I wish for lots of money.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on January 31, 2013, 03:12:13 AM
Granted, but you get paper cuts all over your body

I wish the random topic has more pages than this
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 31, 2013, 03:29:36 AM
Granted. But it's not amusing. 

I wish for a, real life, problem free, clone of Johnny Depp.  Or two.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 31, 2013, 03:54:32 AM
Only if you grant my wish.

I wish for a clone(s) of Karen Gillan.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on January 31, 2013, 04:02:33 AM
Still don't know who that is, but if it gets me my Johnny Depp minions, sure, why not?

I wish for my Johnny Depp minions.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 31, 2013, 04:07:57 AM
Amy Pond on Doctor Who.
 Granted, but they set each other on fire.


I wish for a castle/fortress.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on January 31, 2013, 01:23:42 PM
Granted. It's on Pluto.

I wish I could think of a good wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on January 31, 2013, 02:36:47 PM
Granted, but I don't grant the wish you think of.

I wish The True Arena wasn't such a bitch to complete
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on January 31, 2013, 11:50:55 PM
Granted. Now it's impossible.


I wish I was stronger.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 01, 2013, 03:50:00 AM
Granted. You break everything you touch

I wish for confetti
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on February 01, 2013, 03:52:10 AM
Granted, but it's mad of intestine. I hope you're happy

I wish I wasn't one of those people who, when told: "Check such-and-such out, it's cool" I didn't say "I'll do it later" and then never do it.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 01, 2013, 03:54:48 AM
Granted, you are not a person. Just nothingness

V I wish that this wish is a good wish for me that makes me happy
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on February 01, 2013, 04:01:09 AM
Granted, but your family is killed. By Surf Ninjas

 I wish My Haxorus PuToTyra would stop dying in battle(Mostly to other Dragons)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 01, 2013, 04:03:43 AM
Would be granted, but this genie doesn't know who dafuq a haxorus is. Oh well

I wish for gumdrop raindrops
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on February 01, 2013, 04:07:50 AM
Granted, but you don't get any!

I wish Arkane wern't too lazy to just look up on Google what a Haxorus looks like.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 01, 2013, 08:21:23 PM
Granted, he gets X-rated fan art.


I wish for The Sword of Seals.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on February 02, 2013, 10:49:53 AM
Granted you get the Sword of Elephant Seals.
(http://i.imgur.com/LuVL4.jpg)

I wish for the blade I made up for my story. (I planned on sharing that, but I forgot...)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 02, 2013, 05:36:54 PM
Granted, but it's stuck in a room with 35 tigers and you have to wear a suit of raw meat.


I wish I had Exaccus from FE6.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on February 03, 2013, 08:15:18 AM
Granted, but like me, you suddenly have no clue what that is, and you toss it in the trash.

I wish I could believe it's not butter.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 09, 2013, 01:33:08 AM
Granted. It's baby-penguin-put-through-a-blender spread.


I wish I could shoot fire from my hands.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on February 09, 2013, 01:55:00 AM
Granted, but it activates while you're touching your face.

I wish I weren't dared into playing bad games. (Curse you Lepricorn, and you too Superman 64)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 09, 2013, 02:13:41 AM
Granted. You play them willingly.

I wish I had a better suit.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on February 10, 2013, 10:04:56 AM
Granted. It's from Lady Gaga's wardrobe.

I wish I wasn't tired.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 12, 2013, 09:46:57 PM
Granted. You're dead.


I wish for a six foot sandwich. One with salami, pepperoni, White American cheese, Chedder Cheese, lettuce, cucumbers, olives, and pickles.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 12, 2013, 10:06:08 PM
Granted. But you're now allergic to all of that. Good luck.

I wish for more time on this site
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 12, 2013, 10:11:25 PM
Granted, but it's all people yelling at you in German.


I wish for a new neck tie.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 12, 2013, 10:32:43 PM
Granted, it suffocates you and takes over your body. You are neck tie man.

Jake - I wish for... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX2gVmS9r-E#ws)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 16, 2013, 04:54:02 AM
Granted, but I steal it.


I wish people would post!!!!! I'm bored!!!!!! My kids don't call me! The youth today wears their pants too low! ... Wow... I slipped into "Old Man Mode" again.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on February 16, 2013, 06:45:58 AM
The youth today wears their pants too low!
Saying this has nothing to do with being old lol.
I wish people would post!!!!! I'm bored!!!!!!
Granted, but it's all about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

I wish February had 30 days like the rest of the months.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on February 18, 2013, 07:38:39 AM
Granted but now the other months only have 28, making Feb. an oddball again.

I wish that i was actually Ivan Strider (character i made up, but is the best one to become for me. hard to change my personality, can't keep a straight face and I fail at sneering.)

ignore the first wish. I wish that i was able to hold an icy personality for as long as i like. I also wish my bangs were longer so i could style my hair like Zexion's.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 22, 2013, 04:55:45 AM
Not granted because you wushed too many times. I'm not a freaking djinn.

I wish for a girl to love me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on February 22, 2013, 08:19:10 AM
Granted. Betty White.

I wish Betty White would visit me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 22, 2013, 04:12:28 PM
Granted, but it becomes a black comedy when you accidentally poison her with tea and have to pretend she's still alive.


I wish for the power to fly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 23, 2013, 05:15:34 AM
You fly uncontrollably to the sun.

(I asked for more posters, now I can't keep up.)

I wish for Soltur's feet burger
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 23, 2013, 05:17:50 AM
Ummm... No... That sounds pervy... You don't get that...


I wish for one quadrillion dollars.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 23, 2013, 05:18:41 AM
Moar papercuts

I wish for a regular burger
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 23, 2013, 05:49:15 AM
Granted, but it has a soul and is a registered voter and US citizen. Eat him and it's murder.


I wish I knew why my mind was so weird.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 23, 2013, 05:55:14 AM
Granted, but now all your thoughts spill out, revealing To your neighbor that you think his shirt is ugly.

I wish for more energy in my phone (which is why I might suddenly stop posting. Also because I'm tired)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 24, 2013, 11:08:55 PM
Granted, but you drop it in the blender and you find out it blends.


I wish for unlimited wishes
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 25, 2013, 12:22:45 AM
Granted, but all the wishes are for "The Phat Boyz are Back" cassettes.


I wish I could shoot fire from my hands.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on February 25, 2013, 01:18:22 AM
Granted.(Again), but you burn your crotch.

I wish for the Heart of the Cards
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 02:37:59 AM
Granted, but the heart is split.

I wish for ice cream!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on February 25, 2013, 02:42:01 AM
Granted, but it's totally frozen. To the point that you can't eat it.

I wish for a taco.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 02:54:47 AM
Granted, but a kid already ate if before you


I wish for a genie
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on February 25, 2013, 02:55:26 AM
Granted, but it only grants you one wish.

I wish for another taco since that kid went and ate mine.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 03:04:41 AM
Granted, but it turns into a burrito with eyes


I wish for a shooting star
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on February 25, 2013, 03:05:38 AM
Granted, but you don't see it.

I wish for a blue moon.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 03:09:25 AM
Granted, but it turns grey


I wish for all the video games on earth
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on February 25, 2013, 05:26:08 AM
Granted, but your consoles are destroyed.

I wish for The Lost Rangers(Most amazing crossover ever)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 05:35:48 AM
Granted, but they seriously become lost and you never find them.

I wish for unlimited energy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on February 25, 2013, 05:44:11 AM
Granted, but it perpetually overloads, killing you.

I wish for Miror B.'s Pokeball Afro
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 05:48:57 AM
Granted, but it weighs a lot and you can't hold up your head anymore.

I wish for a flying house.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 25, 2013, 06:11:50 AM
Granted. You now own a one foot tall RC flying house.


I wish for thin crust pepperoni pizza and a sub sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 06:24:22 AM
Granted, but they grew arms and legs and ran off.

I wish for a billion dollars
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 25, 2013, 06:27:52 AM
granted, but it's stolen from a blind kid's sick grandma who was going to use that money to pay for his puppy's operation.


I wish for a six foot sub sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 06:32:28 AM
Granted, but it lost 5 feet and now only has one.  Lol

I wish a had a zoo in my backyard.

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 25, 2013, 06:37:05 AM
Granted, but it's an abandoned zoo with rabid howler monkey and a couple of Tazmanian Wolves thrown in for fun.


I wish I was less awkward around girls.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 06:44:53 AM
Granted, but then you realize you are still you after a minute.

I wish for a pet monkey.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 25, 2013, 06:47:12 AM
Granted, but the Tazmanian Wolves eat it. (Google Tazmanian Wolves sometime. They're extinct now, but they were creepy looking.)

I wish girls found me attractive.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 06:52:56 AM
(Aww my monkey :( lol. Yeah the tail is what is odd. I think they look interesting though.)

Granted, but you look so good that everybody follows you around for the rest of your life and you never have a moment of peace. Ever.


I wish for a magical hairbrush that would brush my hair for me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 25, 2013, 06:54:55 AM
Granted, but it likes to touch your skin and talks in a low, light voice.


I wish I hadn't made myself so hungry in the food topic.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 07:01:07 AM
Granted, but then you return to the forum, and so does the hunger.

I wish for an elephant to ride on.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 25, 2013, 07:03:05 AM
Granted, but poachers kill it for its ivory. You can't have pets apparently.


I wish for Shwarma food.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 07:07:34 AM
Granted, but I eat all of it instead


I wish to write the worlds's best selling novel
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 25, 2013, 07:10:08 AM
Granted, but it's X-rated smut.


I wish for good Mexican food right now.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 07:17:27 AM
Granted, but it turns into Italian

I wish for a rainbow staircase.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 25, 2013, 07:21:30 AM
Granted, but it's made of light, so you can never use it.


I wish for good Italian food.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 07:23:46 AM
Granted, but it turns into French food.


I wish for a robot to do all my chores.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 25, 2013, 07:27:03 AM
Granted, but it wants to eat your skin.


I wish for some good pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 07:31:00 AM
Granted, but it comes with the wrong toppings

I wish for a country named after me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 25, 2013, 07:33:50 AM
Granted, but the Tazmanian Wolves have an army. And the bomb. Sorry.



I wish for a pizza large enough to share with all my TLW buddies.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 07:38:01 AM
Granted, but (whoever hogs the most food on TLW) eats most of the pizza.

I wish for a time machine.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 25, 2013, 07:41:01 AM
Granted, but the Tazmanian Wolves destroy it. They must hate you...


I wish for a girlfriend who lives me...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 03:20:45 PM
Granted, but she is a horrible one.

I wish for a sun wearing sunglasses to greet me every morning.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on February 25, 2013, 09:39:12 PM
Granted, but it gets annoying...and creepy.

I wish for a more active cat.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 09:47:22 PM
Granted, but it keeps whacking you in the face


I wish for a taco
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on February 25, 2013, 09:48:14 PM
Granted, but I come by and steal it.

I wish my cat would stop whacking me in the face!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 09:56:44 PM
Granted, but the dog starts whacking you in the face


I wish for a burrito then
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on February 25, 2013, 10:22:03 PM
Granted, but it grows legs and walks away. o.O

I wish things would stop whacking me in the face!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 10:26:16 PM
Granted, then stuff starts bumping you in the face


I wish I was faster at typing
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on February 25, 2013, 10:27:31 PM
Granted, but you typed too fast and broke the computer.

I wish I didn't have so many bruises on my face from all this stuff bumping into my face...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 10:32:44 PM
Granted, but a mole grows in their place


I wish to eat lunch
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on February 25, 2013, 10:33:42 PM
Granted, but it tastes nasty.

I wish for dinner to be eaten soon.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 10:37:59 PM
Granted, but it's butternut squash yum

I wish for my soup to be done soon
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on February 25, 2013, 10:41:38 PM
Granted, but it tastes horrendous.

I wish my butternut squash wasn't butternut squash.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 25, 2013, 10:44:29 PM
Granted, but now your stomach has a butternut squash hol in need of filling

I wish for amazingness
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on February 25, 2013, 10:56:49 PM
Granted, but it disappears after five seconds.

I wish for uncorruptable wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 10:58:26 PM
Granted, but somebody else decides to corrupt them anyways


I wish for everything
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 25, 2013, 11:00:04 PM
You also get death and torture. Congrats!

I wish for a lightbulb
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on February 25, 2013, 11:00:19 PM
Granted, but it shatters.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 11:03:52 PM
You are full forever


I wish for a squeaky toy
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on February 25, 2013, 11:04:49 PM
Granted, but it becomes annoying.

I wish for wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 11:08:45 PM
Granted, but you get a brain instead


I wish for  a grocery store in my garage.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on February 25, 2013, 11:09:38 PM
Granted, but everything goes bad.

I wish this brain would disappear.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 25, 2013, 11:11:20 PM
Granted, you die

I wish for tacos on my meatballs
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on February 25, 2013, 11:12:18 PM
Granted, but they taste like the stuff my dog dropped last week.

I wish I had my own brain back.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 25, 2013, 11:13:40 PM
Granted, but you're dog's stuff is smothered on it.

I wish I could be tortured with a neverending pain
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 25, 2013, 11:16:55 PM
Granted.



I wish for a good cheeseburger.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 25, 2013, 11:17:25 PM
Granted, but I ate it...

I wish for cute fuzzy bunny slippers
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 25, 2013, 11:19:34 PM
Granted, but I ate them...

I wish for Scorpio to become mega-amazing
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on February 26, 2013, 05:46:47 AM
Granted, but I ate him.

I wish I had a Keldeo on White 2 so I could name it RainbowDash.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 26, 2013, 06:05:05 AM
Granted, but your game burns before your eyes

I wish for a wizzamaNiza. A small one
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on February 28, 2013, 11:43:15 AM
Granted. It's so small, you can't see it.

I wish GS4 will have a parody bonus dungeon full of derpy monsters.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 28, 2013, 12:50:41 PM
Perfect
Granted. One of them is Derpstar Magician. I will enjoy repeatedly killing you :P

I wish for a vending machine
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on February 28, 2013, 01:21:50 PM
Granted. You get the vending machine thread.

I wish Derpstar Magician was real.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on February 28, 2013, 01:29:40 PM
Granted, but he outderps you.

I wish I had the power of teleportation.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 28, 2013, 04:25:14 PM
Granted, but you are forever stuck in one particular location which could be a good thing

I wish for my dream house
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 28, 2013, 05:07:09 PM
Granted, but I own it and won't give it up.


I wish for this headache to go away.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 28, 2013, 05:27:15 PM

Granted but it shall return

I want my house back
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 28, 2013, 05:29:07 PM
Granted, but it's been changed entirely.


I wish for thicker skin.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 28, 2013, 08:37:00 PM
Granted, you become a sumo

V I wish for pudding
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on February 28, 2013, 09:28:47 PM
Granted, but it's made of human milk.


I wish for super strength.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 28, 2013, 09:52:02 PM
Granted, but you're also still really fat, so it takes 95% of your strength to move in general.

I wish for a Happy meal
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 28, 2013, 10:09:26 PM
Granted, but you find a hand in your meal from the cook falling apart in the kitchen


I wish for anything
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on February 28, 2013, 10:13:13 PM
Still get torture.

I wish for a regular happy meal that everyone usually gets when they order a happy meal at mcdonalds
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on February 28, 2013, 11:47:07 PM
Granted, but a dude whacks you with his broom while sweeping the floors


I wish for more bread!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 01, 2013, 01:08:27 AM
Granted, but I put a little scorpion in it.


I wish for psychic powers.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on March 01, 2013, 01:15:24 AM
Granted, but your brain explodes.


I wish for dinner
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 01, 2013, 01:41:11 AM
Granted, but your stomach explodes

I wish to be stronger
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 01, 2013, 01:44:37 AM
Granted, but I transform from a sumo into Akuma. Now we fight!


I wish for a girlfriend...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 01, 2013, 01:49:01 AM
Granted, then bumble comes out of the screen and slaps you

I wish for a donut
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 01, 2013, 01:52:53 AM
Granted, but it's made of eyes.


I wish I could dance.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on March 01, 2013, 01:57:41 AM
Granted, but you must do the tango with moi.


I wish for socks
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 01, 2013, 02:01:00 AM
Granted, but that's all you get to wear while we tango.


I wish I was graceful.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 01, 2013, 02:02:25 AM
Granted. You turned into a swan. A hunter ones by, shoots you, and you are turned into swan cutlets

I wish for some swan cutlets
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on March 01, 2013, 02:08:54 AM
Granted, then the hunter comes after you, you little yellow ball of fluff


I wish for more clothes while I tango bro
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 01, 2013, 02:10:32 AM
Granted but you wear them all at the same time so all of them rip. good thing dancing gives exercise :P

I wish for the head of the hunter
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 01, 2013, 02:12:50 AM
Granted, but all you get is another pair of socks. I love dancing now.


I wish for x-ray vision. (I won't use it for a good purpose.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 01, 2013, 02:14:43 AM
Granted, but your eyes become disturbingly large. It wiuld be pretty obvious what you're looking at

I wish to not be tired if I post instead of sleep
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 01, 2013, 02:18:36 AM
Granted. Now you never sleep again.


I wish for super powers.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 01, 2013, 02:23:05 AM
Granted. You got the same exact X-ray powers. Yay

I wish for LoL players
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 01, 2013, 02:27:53 AM
Granted, you get Laugh Out Loud players.


I wish for a sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 01, 2013, 02:29:42 AM
It was moldy and gross. Yuck

I wish for the next Pendragon book
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 01, 2013, 02:33:50 AM
Granted, but Stephanie Meyer writes it.



I wish I had normal eyes when I used my X-ray vision.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on March 01, 2013, 02:35:15 AM
Granted, but you become blind.

I wish I ate dinner...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 01, 2013, 02:36:38 AM
Granted. Your belly explodes. Goodness.

I wish for a pig with wings
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on March 01, 2013, 02:38:41 AM
Granted, but it's served on a silver platter.

I wish my belly was un-exploded.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 01, 2013, 02:44:45 AM
Granted, but your stomach is still out there. Just sayin

I wish for Bulma's panties.-Nappa, Dragonball Z Abridged
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 01, 2013, 02:46:25 AM
Granted, but they belong to a cannibal cosplayer.

I wish for magic powers.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 01, 2013, 02:49:05 AM
X-ray vision...bwahahahahaha

I wish or people to have things not related to X-ray vision
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on March 01, 2013, 02:49:33 AM
Granted, but they still suck

I wish for the ability to eat food without pain.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 01, 2013, 02:51:44 AM
Granted, and your belly explodes

I wish for people not to wish for that either...lolol
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on March 05, 2013, 03:14:15 PM
Granted, but that still happens.

I wish for wishes that aren't wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on March 05, 2013, 04:30:07 PM
Granted.....but you get wishes


I wish for something.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 05, 2013, 04:34:43 PM
Granted, but it's a clown holding a pendulum, smiling at you at 3:26 every morning.

I wish for... A sandwich!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on March 05, 2013, 05:42:28 PM
Granted. But you get a wich full of sand


I want a new wardrobe
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 05, 2013, 05:48:39 PM
Granted, but it's see through.


I wish for a pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Follower of Christ on March 05, 2013, 07:33:20 PM
Granted but pizza eats your eyeballs


I wish I was ugly
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 05, 2013, 08:23:36 PM
Granted, but only you find yourself ugly.


I wish for a home theater.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 05, 2013, 09:58:18 PM
Granted. I call it, the television

I wish for a lionfish
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Zattiri on March 15, 2013, 11:05:16 PM
Granted, it's a Lion that is amphibious. Have fun dying.

I wish I could control Sound.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 16, 2013, 03:01:19 AM
Granted, but the frequencies become so loud your head explodes.

I wish for me and everyone I like to be safe from harm
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on March 16, 2013, 06:37:37 AM
Granted, but everyone gets harmed so much, they get used to it and it's no longer considered harm. o_o

I wish I could quit my job without any consequences.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 16, 2013, 08:45:22 PM
Granted but the world then exploded because you did not fulfill your duty

I wish for eggs
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Epic Lepricorn on March 17, 2013, 01:29:44 AM
granted but they crack in your hands.

i wish for 3 wishes
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 17, 2013, 03:57:11 AM
Granted but those wishes suck

I wish to not be tired
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Zattiri on March 17, 2013, 04:42:13 AM
Granted, you die from lack of sleep

I wish for Swords
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Epic Lepricorn on March 17, 2013, 08:13:23 AM
granted but they are not diamod swords                                                                                                                                                   i wish for
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 18, 2013, 01:17:46 AM
Ok

I wish for a drive-thru theater
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on March 24, 2013, 10:45:20 PM
Granted.  But a pterodactyl eats your face.

I wish for bat wings.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 24, 2013, 10:50:57 PM
Granted. You get a box full of 'em.


I wish I could play the piano.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on March 24, 2013, 10:57:38 PM
Granted.  You learn just before one falls on your head. 

I wish dragons were real.  Good or bad.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 24, 2013, 10:59:56 PM
Granted. They were real, but white guys killed them all.


I wish for sushi.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on March 24, 2013, 11:03:00 PM
Granted.  Gas station sushi.

I wish people would post in other places as well.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 24, 2013, 11:06:07 PM
Granted, but they're all spambots.


I wish for a taco.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on March 24, 2013, 11:11:06 PM
Granted.  Gas station taco. 

 I wish one of you would read the Night Angel Trilogy so is have someone to talk to about it.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 24, 2013, 11:15:53 PM
Granted, but they only speak aramaic.


I wish for a new hair style.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 25, 2013, 10:59:40 PM
Granted, you get a 'fro and rabid squirrels start living in it.

I wish for me lucky charms
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on March 25, 2013, 11:30:21 PM
granted but the are unlucky charms

I wish to be a great music writer for orchestras. Especially ones that play for Nintendo.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 25, 2013, 11:32:08 PM
Granted, but you can only play "Twilight" music.



I wish for lots of money.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 25, 2013, 11:49:37 PM
Granted. Moar paper cuts.

I wish for Sol and Luna icons to move.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on March 25, 2013, 11:54:59 PM
Granted.  :luna: eats  :sol:

I wish for a faster connection
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 25, 2013, 11:57:49 PM
Granted, but now everyone left. So now you're alone, wasting that perfect connection. Bwahahahahahaha...













































































I wish for more gummy snacks
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 26, 2013, 12:15:55 AM
Granted, but every time you eat one, a good person dies.


I wish for three tacos with extra cheese.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 26, 2013, 12:37:51 AM
Granted, but you become full so you can't eat the tacos. Oh, and they explode in your face too.

I wish for a boat
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 26, 2013, 12:45:13 AM
Granted, but it's made out of chocolate and here come the ants.


I wish for a taco with extra cheese.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 26, 2013, 01:43:12 AM
The cheese melts on your pants

I wish for the ability to run on walls
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on March 26, 2013, 01:46:19 AM
Granted.  But you cannot walk.

I wish you'd stop talking about cheese melting on his lap.  Ick. (No offense Scorp)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 26, 2013, 01:48:16 AM
Granted. Your mom melts on his lap. Your ashes are just scattered on his head.

I wish for world peace domination
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 26, 2013, 02:00:43 AM
Granted, bu I assassinate you.

(Sorry, Cheese, I never meant for it to sound dirty.)

I wish for eyebeams.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on March 26, 2013, 02:04:26 AM
Granted.  But your eyes melt.

I wish the mom comment would creep me out more but at this point ...  meh.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 26, 2013, 02:09:03 AM
Granted, but... Is your mom hot?


Eye wish my eyes were better.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 26, 2013, 02:16:39 AM
I only grant wishes from you, not your eye

I wish for a baseball bat
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 26, 2013, 02:29:21 AM
Granted, but it eats kittens.



I wish for tacos with extra cheese... Please..?
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on March 26, 2013, 02:37:12 AM
Granted.  But you get slapped in the face by molepeople each time you take a bite.

I wish my mom were less ugly
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 26, 2013, 02:40:23 AM
Granted, but I take her when she become beautiful.


I wish I was less lonely.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on March 26, 2013, 02:46:34 AM
Granted. But then you have to deal with my mom (it gets old quick)

I wish for more string cheese
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 26, 2013, 02:49:05 AM
Granted, but they all have your face.



I wish I could just have a taco...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on March 26, 2013, 02:52:50 AM
(Mmmmm my face)   Granted.  You have your tacos. Not my fault you get to experience pain when you eat it.

I wish for a pet raven
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 26, 2013, 02:56:09 AM
Granted, but I steal it.


I wish I did not bleed so easily.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on March 26, 2013, 03:03:04 AM
Granted.  That raven pecks you to death and flies back to me

I  wish it would say "Nevermore"  (a pretty cool trick if you ask me)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 26, 2013, 05:19:24 AM
 Granted, but it dies.


I wish I was a billionaire.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on March 26, 2013, 01:39:54 PM
Granted.   But you owe it all to me for all the cheese you've eaten over the years.

I wish for more active members.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 26, 2013, 03:30:01 PM
Granted, but they stalk you and watch you sleep every night.


I wish for less pain today.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 26, 2013, 09:59:27 PM
Granted. Prepare for tomorrow, you pityful fool....

I wish for the lights to be off
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 27, 2013, 12:27:52 AM
Granted, you can never see again.


I wish for a nice diet root beer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 27, 2013, 01:16:31 AM
Granted. But someone takes it and drinks it and flies away

I wish for popcorn
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on March 27, 2013, 02:42:58 AM
Granted.  But it's mixed with chopped liver.

I wish for no more homework.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 27, 2013, 03:11:22 AM
Granted, but vultures eat your limbs.


I wish for a crow coop on my roof.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on March 27, 2013, 03:34:12 AM
Granted. But they poop on your head and dive bomb you every time you try to leave the house.

I wish I'd stop coughing.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 27, 2013, 03:42:53 AM
Granted, but snake eggs hatch in your lungs.


I wish for the power to shoot fire from my hands.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on March 27, 2013, 05:23:59 AM
Granted, but now it constantly feels like you're shooting fire instead of peeing.

I wish I was a care bear.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 27, 2013, 05:43:07 AM
Granted, but the Apathy Poachers get you and make you a rug.


I wish the world would embrace silliness.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on March 27, 2013, 05:44:54 AM
Granted, but everyone laughs to death.

I wish society would disown pants.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 27, 2013, 05:53:16 AM
Granted, but you'd have to see the 500 lb people pantsless too, and they're hairy...


I wish for Star to have a great day tomorrow!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on March 27, 2013, 05:59:11 AM
Granted, but you will have a terrible day.

I wish a day was 36 hours instead of 24.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on March 27, 2013, 11:24:34 PM
Granted. But it's so long it's boring.

I wish for an end to all pain.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 27, 2013, 11:37:24 PM
Granted, but huanity inevitably dossapoints you, and the pain starts up again.


I wish for a good day for all members of TLW tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Zattiri on March 28, 2013, 02:15:26 AM
Granted, but only for Merc.

I wish for some free cake on said day
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 28, 2013, 02:22:48 AM
Granted, but it kills you.


I wish for an apple.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Merc on March 28, 2013, 02:30:11 AM
(I'm not even going to be getting a cake until the weekend. If I don't get any, you don't get any  >:( )

Granted, but it's poisonous. Snow White much?

I wish for no homework.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 28, 2013, 03:04:35 AM
Granted, but you get triple the amount of class work.

I wish for a talking squirrel
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 28, 2013, 03:08:36 AM
Granted, but an owl eats it and you hear its screams.


I wish for a 6' sub sandwich!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 28, 2013, 03:12:51 AM
Granted, but it falls and gets stepped on

I wish for a pony to ride on
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 28, 2013, 03:45:32 AM
Granted, but what's that in your hamburger?


I wish for world peace! ... ... ... No, forget that, I want money!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 28, 2013, 07:39:49 PM
Granted, but it starts to burn, and now your house is on fire.

I wish for a slime guy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 28, 2013, 08:47:25 PM
Granted, but it falls through a grate and into the sewer.


I wish for a Jigglypuff for Star.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 29, 2013, 08:01:35 PM
Granted, and all the Jigglypuffs dogpile you for giving away their mother

I wish for a pet
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 29, 2013, 08:22:49 PM
Granted, but it's a 12' mouse that smokes and swears at you with a New York accent.


I wish lobsters could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 30, 2013, 04:32:29 AM
Granted, and the lobsters of the world come and pinch your face off.

I wish for the power to teleport
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 30, 2013, 04:35:18 AM
Granted, but you teleport into a wall o' knives.


I wish for x-ray vision.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 30, 2013, 04:36:28 AM
Granted, but you can only see through elders' clothes.

I wish for a wall o' knives
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 30, 2013, 04:39:44 AM
Granted. It's in your body.


I wish my x-ray vision only worked on petit goth, emo, and hipster girls.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 30, 2013, 04:42:31 AM
Granted, but you have to be really close. Like they will notice you and think you're weird close.

I wish for a painless death
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 30, 2013, 04:46:50 AM
Granted, you get a painless death... FOR ALL THE PUPPIES ON EARTH!!!!!!!


I wish for girls to think I'm sexier.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on March 30, 2013, 04:32:41 PM
Granted, and they take everything you own. Like Squidward.

I wish for less glowing eyes characters
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 30, 2013, 05:06:55 PM
Granted, but now characters will never have eyes.


I wish for a gyro.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on March 30, 2013, 06:03:45 PM
(dang i missed to do this)

granted but the gyro falls of a hill will you jump after it

i wish for even more addictice games like final fanatsy
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 30, 2013, 08:05:27 PM
Granted, but you die before you can play them.


I wish for a pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on March 30, 2013, 08:22:30 PM
granted but you need to pay over 50000$ dollar for it

i wish for a bedroom with 3 beds
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on March 31, 2013, 12:48:54 AM
Granted, but they eat you.


I wish for less bleeding...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on March 31, 2013, 06:10:54 PM
granted but you run out of blood anyway

i wish for a huge tree in my backgarden
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 01, 2013, 02:53:25 AM
Granted and it knocks into your house and now you're homeless

I wish for an elastic slingshot
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 01, 2013, 08:59:16 AM
granted but your no match for a sniper fight and get shot trough some unpleasant places

i wish to be a ninja
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 02, 2013, 05:20:10 AM
Granted, but samurai kill you.


I wish I was an expert fencer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on April 02, 2013, 07:20:26 AM
Granted, but the jousters kill you.

I wish for a truckload of Lego pieces specified to my exact specifications that won't kill me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 02, 2013, 03:50:04 PM
Granted. You just gave Cory Feldman all those Legos.



I wish I had a giant sword.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 02, 2013, 03:51:30 PM
granted but it broke and now you need biggoron to fix it.

I wish sword fighting was once again mainstream in wars.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 02, 2013, 03:54:45 PM
Granted, but the swiss have snipers.


I wish for a shirt.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 04, 2013, 08:18:54 PM
Granted, and that shirt is the only clothing you will be able to wear ever for the rest of your life

I wish for a balloon
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 04, 2013, 09:45:59 PM
Granted, but it eats your face.



I wish I had a longcoat.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on April 05, 2013, 05:54:49 PM
granted but it comes to life and runs away from you.

i wish for more farts 
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 05, 2013, 11:14:46 PM
Granted, but I assassinate you. Requiescat in Pace.


I wish for the blade Exaccus.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 09, 2013, 01:56:39 AM
Granted, but it broke. You have the legendary hilt of Exaccus. 0 damage. Bonus: Enemies laugh at you, and out of pity they give you a quick death.

I wish for a hot air balloon
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 10, 2013, 05:34:50 AM
Granted, but it's made out of talking clown faces that never blink and can separate to float around and follow you. Never taking their eyes off of you.


I wish I had $800 trillion.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on April 10, 2013, 02:31:17 PM
Granted, but Dr. Evil ransoms it out of you.


I wish for a miniature version of me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 10, 2013, 05:20:38 PM
Granted, but a hawk eats it.


I wish for a giant hawk to obey my every wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 10, 2013, 06:36:11 PM
Granted, but a hawk eats it. Cannibalism approved.

I wish for a camel
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on April 14, 2013, 04:19:56 PM
Granted, but it has obvious camel toe.

I wish for a squid.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 14, 2013, 05:15:45 PM
Granted but it watches a lot of anime, so sleep with one eye open.


I wish for the Sword of Seals.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on April 15, 2013, 04:34:28 AM
Granted, but the Sword is Sealed.

I wish I had a Sword, a Fishing Rod, an Ax, a Gun, and Wings.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 15, 2013, 04:43:13 AM
Granted, but they're made out of stuffed bunnies.


I wish for the Apocalypse Tome.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on April 15, 2013, 05:02:26 AM
Granted. Have fun dying.

I wish I were awesome.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 15, 2013, 05:20:35 AM
Granted, but you learn that "awesome" is subjective.


I wish I was faster.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 16, 2013, 12:45:04 AM
Granted, but your skeleton falls out.

I wish for athletic ability.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 16, 2013, 12:47:08 AM
Granted, but a snake bites you. It's a black mamba... So... Good luck...

I wish for Eagle Vision.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 16, 2013, 12:53:11 AM
Granted, but you're stuck like that forever. Everything is harder to differentiate now. Bwahahahahaha...

I wish for the Eiffel Tower to have a sandwich on it
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 16, 2013, 05:10:39 AM
(Assassin's Creed 1 Eagle Vision is different. I now just know who wants me dead by their color.)

Granted, but it's not yours.

I wish the next person's wish wouldn't get corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on April 16, 2013, 05:51:42 AM
Granted.

I wish Scorpio was an old lady.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 16, 2013, 06:52:28 AM
Granted, but you wish backfires and burns you instead of changing me. (Don't you love long cons?)

I wish I had a pet fox.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on April 16, 2013, 01:16:59 PM
Granted, but it's Crystal from Star Fox on a mission to assassinate you.

I wish for a pet tentacle monster.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 16, 2013, 03:42:54 PM
Granted, but it's less fun than you think it would be.


I wish for wings.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on April 17, 2013, 04:05:53 AM
Granted. Sure is a shame human bones and muscles are too dense and heavy to sustain flight using wings like that.

I wish Atop the Fourth wall episodes were easier for me to wait for.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 17, 2013, 05:40:59 AM
Granted, but quality falls faster than a llama getting shoved out of a plane.


I wish I could sleep better.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on April 18, 2013, 10:04:54 AM
Granted, but you sleep a lot longer and wake up late for everything.

I wish I never played Runescape.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 18, 2013, 04:26:34 PM
Granted, you become one of those people who live it rather than play it.


I wish for a cookies and cream ice cream cake.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 18, 2013, 10:24:06 PM
Granted, but the cookies and cake are your least favorite kind, be it raisins or chocolate

I wish for the ability to alter one's mind
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 18, 2013, 11:06:07 PM
Granted. You can know make people smarter at the cost of time off of your life.


I wish for an apple.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 18, 2013, 11:11:05 PM
The apple was rotten and domain of the Worm King

I wish for food
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 18, 2013, 11:27:48 PM
Granted, but you don't know what it is.


I wish for a cookie.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 19, 2013, 12:56:24 AM
Granted, but the cookie left you wanting more, and got you hungrier

I wish for something to do
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 19, 2013, 04:46:17 AM
Granted, but the thing you do is watch Mufasa's death on a loop for a year.


I wish I had more time.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 20, 2013, 09:01:57 PM
Granted.  You now have a million years.    You will be bored.

I wish for my knee to heal.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 20, 2013, 10:31:25 PM
Granted, but a perv has to rub it until it heals, so make sure you're ready.


I wish I was less awesome.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 20, 2013, 10:35:09 PM
(Hey don't talk about my boyfriend that way.  Jk)


Granted.    Now everyone hates you and babies of all species cry when you're near.

I wish I could visit my old friends.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 20, 2013, 10:41:08 PM
Granted, but they now love "Twilight".


I wish I had a lot of money.

(P.S. When do babies not cry?)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 20, 2013, 10:44:16 PM
Granted.  But you marry a golddigger and she takes all your money and leaves you for her other lover.

I wish I didn't have walk on crutches again.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 20, 2013, 10:48:07 PM
Granted. You now fly with crutches.


I wish You were OK.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 21, 2013, 02:35:10 AM
Granted, and now ur not K

I wish to have everyone online.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 21, 2013, 03:21:02 AM
Granted.  But EVERYONE is online.

I wish someone would draw a map for the Tempest Castle.  Or just find a good pic of a castle online for a basic layout.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 21, 2013, 03:47:38 AM
Granted, but I don't really do Clan Wars, so I won't do it.


I wish for a cheese wheel.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 21, 2013, 06:37:55 PM
Granted.   You don't want it. 

I wish I weren't watching Waiting. 
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 21, 2013, 06:53:08 PM
Granted. You're watching "Twilight".


I wish I knew everything.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 21, 2013, 07:21:48 PM
Granted, and thus you cannot communicate with lesser beings, meaning everyone.

I wish for a massive explosion in the end of my movie that doesn't kill anything, just adds effect
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 21, 2013, 08:04:42 PM
Granted.  But you're watching My Little Pony.

I wish I hadn't jumped.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 21, 2013, 08:43:48 PM
Granted, but now you fall.


I wish for cookies for all!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 23, 2013, 04:10:41 AM
Granted but you don't get some and now you're hungrier than ever

I wish for a better computer...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 23, 2013, 03:59:59 PM
Granted, but it eats souls. You've just walked into a Stephen King novella.


I wish for a good sub sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on April 23, 2013, 08:57:38 PM
Granted, but it's a man-eating sandwich.

I wish I didn't have to take finals this year.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 23, 2013, 09:02:16 PM
Granted, you get pushed into the future where people live off dirt

I wish for a planet to be named after me
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 23, 2013, 09:23:27 PM
Granted, but it explodes.


I wish for a cheap but sturdy car.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 23, 2013, 11:44:50 PM
Granted, you get a camel

I wish for a refreshing glass of water.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 24, 2013, 12:09:03 AM
Granted.  But it gets poured on your lap.

I wish you would post in Tempest Castle.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 24, 2013, 01:03:04 AM
Granted, but I post nonsense.


I wish for my head to stop hurting.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 24, 2013, 01:21:48 AM
Granted, and your head explodes

I wish for something fun to play
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 24, 2013, 01:42:45 AM
Granted, but it's the best thing you've ever played. The downside is it lasts 2 seconds, and cannot be replayed.


I wish for money.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Halcyonic Legend on April 24, 2013, 01:48:15 AM
Granted, but now you're on the FBI's most wanted because you robbed a bank.

I wish it could be summer!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 24, 2013, 01:55:09 AM
Granted, but summer vacation is extinct and you spend the hot, stuffy days of the season stuck in a room

I wish for the y in Disney Channel to not look like a p
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 24, 2013, 01:56:55 AM
Granted, but it's summer 19999.


I wish I didn't have to participate in summer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 24, 2013, 02:03:01 AM
Granted, but you do participate in summer school with Legend (Or Halcyonic Legend, apparently)

I wish to not be distracted by the TV near me. Can't post, darnit
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 24, 2013, 04:33:33 AM
Granted, you get distracted by a Patrick Stewart voiced kitten named Colonel Archibald Boots III.


I wish for a nice rainy summer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 24, 2013, 01:57:47 PM
Granted.   Start building an ark.


I wish Aether   would post in Tempest Castle.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 24, 2013, 03:38:43 PM
Granted, but he just posts random things and never posts again after that.


I wish for me to eat cheese tonight. It's been a while since I've had some, and just reading her user name makes me hungry.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 24, 2013, 08:37:08 PM
Granted. CHEESE4ALL is now offline...forever...

I wish for a violet violin
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 24, 2013, 09:52:16 PM
Granted, but it turns out to be a violent viola instead.

I wish for an apple.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 24, 2013, 10:32:00 PM
Granted, but when you bite it your mouth bleeds because it is a pineapple

I wish for something to do besides listen to legos being moved around
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 24, 2013, 10:36:06 PM
Granted, but it's the sound of a car alarm that never ends.


I wish for an ice cream cake.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 24, 2013, 10:39:31 PM
Granted, but the ice cream melts all over your new pants

I wish for some black ink
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 24, 2013, 10:41:25 PM
Granted, but it turns out to be made of baby seal tears.


I wish for a new hat, I guess...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 24, 2013, 11:42:38 PM
Granted
(http://cdn.static.ovimg.com/episode/398405.jpg)

I wish for people to start posting in moar topics
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 25, 2013, 12:00:51 AM
Granted, but they're all spam bot topics.


I wish for something.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 25, 2013, 12:07:49 AM
You get an arrow to the knee
(http://s.pro-gmedia.com/videogamer/media/images/pub/large/skyrim_avatar_arrow_knee.jpg)
I wish for a computer that can play a game without crashing
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 25, 2013, 12:27:06 AM
Granted, but it only plays "Animal Crossing's" reset mode.

I wish for a nice, cold cheese block.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 25, 2013, 12:42:05 AM
Granted, but it freezes your teeth, it's so cold.

I wish for some Krave cereal
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 25, 2013, 02:40:06 AM
Granted, but it's actually "Kraze" cereal. The Russian knock off.


I wish for a new suit.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 25, 2013, 02:50:31 AM
Granted, you go out in public with a big girl's bathing suit. Quite the eye catcher, I say

I wish for golden sun to be as popular as Mario
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 25, 2013, 02:58:47 AM
Granted, but they never make another game and the popularity dies after two days.


I wish for Man of Steel to be good.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 25, 2013, 04:42:39 AM
Granted.  You are a good man made entirely of steel.

I wish the hundred dollar bill I just found were real instead of being a little plastic Lego hundred dollar bill.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 25, 2013, 04:52:08 AM
Granted, but it's in Pesos.


I wish Cheese's name didn't make me hungry.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 25, 2013, 04:57:23 AM
Granted.  Now normal names do because you are now a canibal.

I wish you'd stop wishing for cheese.    Its a little weird :))
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 25, 2013, 05:03:23 AM
granted, but now a perv who is, unlike me, wishing for Cheese to do whatever he wants. I only wanted Sharp Cheddar...


I wish I was less twisted...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on April 25, 2013, 10:35:20 AM
Granted. You are now straight and very boring.

I wish I could believe it's not butter.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 25, 2013, 01:50:09 PM
Granted.        But it is butter.

I wish for a pony made out of popcorn and filled with cheese.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 25, 2013, 03:56:41 PM
Granted, but crows descend upon it, and you're helpless to do anything but watch.


I wish for cake.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 25, 2013, 08:15:40 PM
Granted, but the Cake Lords take their new offspring to their Cake Haven, which will vaporize any non-cakes in the vicinity

I wish for access to the Cake Haven
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on April 26, 2013, 05:50:00 AM
Granted. It's full of fruit cake.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 26, 2013, 06:00:11 AM
Granted. It's a fat, shirtless gut of a man named Cake.

I wish for the ability to fly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 26, 2013, 05:21:58 PM
Granted.    But you're afraid of heights.

I wish to play Portal.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 26, 2013, 05:36:05 PM
Granted, but it ends up being the Russian knock off "Hole".


I wish for a new battery for one of my games.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on April 26, 2013, 06:29:38 PM
Granted. Wrong size, though

I wish to reach a climax
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 26, 2013, 07:23:02 PM
Granted, but I don't want to touch that one...


I wish for a sandwich. Again.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 26, 2013, 07:26:11 PM
 ( :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) )

Granted.  You stole it from a starving puppy.


 I wish you hadn't beaten me to Nyan's wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 26, 2013, 07:34:30 PM
Granted, but you get banned for what you said.


I wish for a nice salmon steak.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 26, 2013, 07:38:20 PM
Granted, but it comes back to life and is hungry for human flesh

I wish for a puppy
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on April 26, 2013, 07:40:14 PM
wish you hadn't beaten me to Nyan's wish.

Does the letter "R" elude you people that much? this is like the fourth time this has happened.

Granted, but it's hungry for human flesh

I wish this post were brought to you by the letter "N"
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 26, 2013, 07:47:18 PM
Granted, but "n" stands for "nothing but human flesh", and you get eaten

I wish for a caramel camel
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 26, 2013, 09:01:12 PM
Granted, but it melts.


I wish for an apple.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 26, 2013, 09:31:53 PM
Granted. But it's covered in camel.  I mean caramel.  I mean...


I wish my phone wouldn't auto-correct "Nyran".   
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on April 26, 2013, 09:38:56 PM
Granted. It auto corrects Scorpio.

I wish I could Ride on Right Time
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 26, 2013, 09:43:09 PM
....

I wish I weren't a perv.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 26, 2013, 10:21:07 PM
Granted, but now pervs have cameras everywhere you go.

I wish I was less pervy...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 26, 2013, 10:27:09 PM
Granted.    I get all your pervinous.

I wish to play more FE.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 26, 2013, 10:58:26 PM
Granted. You can play with flaming eggs

I wish for an omelet
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 26, 2013, 11:02:34 PM
Granted.   It's made from flaming eggs


I wish I understood your last post (flaming eggs???)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on April 26, 2013, 11:04:17 PM
Granted, but you meet Trogdor, the Burninator.

I wish I had Thatched Roof Cottages
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 26, 2013, 11:08:01 PM
Granted.    Garet fall through the roof.  Repeatedly.


I wish for an omelette as well.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 27, 2013, 12:21:05 AM
Granted, but it's made out of crow eggs.


I wish for my head cold to go away.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 27, 2013, 03:14:23 AM
Granted.     You become a hot head.
 
I wish for some good news.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 27, 2013, 03:18:05 AM
Granted. You're gonna be a mother of nine!


I wish to get better now.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 27, 2013, 03:53:05 AM
granted but you get the one you love most sick

i wish i didn't hate my life. (seriously I want to kill myself but I can't because I'm chicken. So I just live with my horrible life.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 27, 2013, 05:55:18 AM
I wish people would realize how horribly offensive it is to hear things like that.   Especially for someone whose parents have both been committed at times to prevent further attempts at their lives, one of which so many times that I can't even count them.      No matter how horrible life gets,   I find it impossible to be that selfish to the people around me that I would hurt myself without giving thought to the people that love me.     Because it makes them feel so horribly bad that it only continues your pain on through them.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 27, 2013, 04:19:31 PM
I understand where you're coming from, Cheese, but if he really feels that way, he knows how bad it hurts everyone around him, and needs support more than anything. I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm saying he knows, but his own pain is overwhelming at times.

I wish for this cold to go away.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 27, 2013, 04:52:46 PM
(I apologize for my outburst people.   I had no right and I was completely rude.   In other words I was a b****.     There was no reason for that and I am genuinely sorry.)

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 27, 2013, 04:56:21 PM
(It dredged up hurtful memories for you, and for that, I'm sorry. I know where he's at, I went through depression when I was his age, and he will be fine if he keeps fighting it like h- does. You are not a b****, it just made you relive something you'd rather not.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 27, 2013, 05:06:03 PM
(Still no excuse.      Aaaaaand back to the spam)

Granted.  Your cold goes away, but you have infected all of the mole people, and they're out for revenge.  Mwha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... ha.

I wish for a new tube for my bike.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 27, 2013, 06:02:08 PM
Granted, but it's made out of human hair.


I wish for a sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 27, 2013, 08:33:55 PM
I wish I understood your last post (flaming eggs???)
FE= Flaming Eggs

Granted, but you give it to Cheese in the reverse world.

I wish for a car full of wishes
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 28, 2013, 06:07:37 AM
Granted.  You get a car full of-      oh wait did you say wishes?      Well, now you have a car full of fishes.

I wish Dr. Sues were still alive.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on April 28, 2013, 09:43:50 AM
Granted, but he's now writing vampire love novels for teens.

I wish I knew why this thread has over 2500 posts.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 28, 2013, 03:05:42 PM
Granted, but it's all you'll remember once your mind gets wiped.


I wish for less pain.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 28, 2013, 05:46:04 PM
Granted, but now you fall in an endless hole.

I wish for a 3ds
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 28, 2013, 05:57:58 PM
Granted, but it only plays the Russian boot leg game "Pokemon Euthanasia Man".

I wish for a cookie.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 28, 2013, 09:23:28 PM
Granted, but it's the cookie that kept Merc's phone banned. Bye bye

I wish for more laziness
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on April 28, 2013, 09:28:33 PM
Granted, but eventually, you become like the people from Wall-E.

I wish I had a Silver mask sorta Like Dr. Fate's.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 28, 2013, 09:42:19 PM
Granted, but in wearing it you cannot take it off and the mask comes alive and eats everyone

I wish to catch some fish in the main stream
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 29, 2013, 12:30:33 AM
Granted, but they're Bull Sharks.

I wish for a piano.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on April 29, 2013, 12:31:33 AM
Granted, but since you're not wearing a Titanium suit, it falls on you.

I wish for a Spider Crab.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 29, 2013, 12:32:32 AM
Granted, but it's a flesh-eating crab.

I wish for a pipe organ.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 29, 2013, 02:35:14 AM
Granted, it's a heart with a pipe through it

I wish for a phone with larger battery life
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 29, 2013, 04:21:59 AM
Granted, it lasts up to 30 years.         But now the battery takes up your entire bedroom.


I wish for a spider pig.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 29, 2013, 04:28:04 AM
Granted, but it's spiders bursting out of a dead pig.

I wish I could read and write music.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 29, 2013, 04:32:12 AM
Wow.

Granted.  Then my spider infested pig attacks you.

I wish for something cheery to improve this terrible day.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 29, 2013, 04:35:38 AM
Granted, but it's people who never stop smiling and only talk about how great their town is, even when nobody's on the streets or in the windows. They just keep smiling and laughing. (I acually was in a place exactly like this IRL.)

I wish I was less dark.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 29, 2013, 04:39:40 AM
Granted.  Now you're one of those boring, rather creepy, always smiling people.

I wish today didn't exist.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 29, 2013, 04:41:56 AM
Granted, but now tomorrow doesn't exist. Or that day's tomorrow. And so on.

I wish I had gotten sick last week onstead of the week I need my brain to work its best.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 29, 2013, 05:29:43 AM
Granted but you caused a paradox and died.

I wish Nintendo and Square Enix would work together and make a game similar to Kingdom Hearts.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 29, 2013, 05:35:24 AM
Granted, but it's a gritty Kirby reboot. Kirby is voiced by Nolan North and swears like it's hi job. He's a sumo with a special "copy gun" that shoots enemies and takes their powers. (I'd actually play this.)

I wish for a iced tea.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on April 29, 2013, 05:57:24 AM
Granted, it's -9001 degrees.

I wish for Majora's Mask. (the actual mask)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 29, 2013, 06:00:24 AM
Granted, but it's stuck to a fat guy who you have to marry to get the mask.


I wish I had more time.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on April 29, 2013, 06:13:39 AM
Granted, you now live alone on Mars where a day is 36 minutes longer than on Earth.

I wish the fat guy is rich.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 29, 2013, 06:16:58 AM
Granted but he pays a whole bunch of money on weight loss pills and is now broke.

I wish Kirby would actually grow up. He's been a baby too long.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on April 29, 2013, 06:18:16 AM
Granted. He grows up to be a drunken douchebag.

I wish for a Wii U
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 29, 2013, 06:23:16 AM
Granted, but the line up of games stays the same as it is now.


I wish for a giant sword.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 29, 2013, 06:26:11 AM
Granted but its too heavy no matter how much muscle mass you have.

I wish to be Red Link (hes not the hot head. He's the happy one. The carefree one I should say.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on April 29, 2013, 06:30:33 AM
Granted, but the other Links make your tunic pink as a prank, and it changes your personality into a flamboyant, giddy Link.

I wish for a pink tunic in the next Zelda game.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 29, 2013, 06:33:02 AM
Granted but The pink tunic turns Link into a girl. (that would be helpful in Gerudo Fortress)

I wish for a new Red Tunic.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 29, 2013, 06:34:53 AM
Granted, but every time you use it you get glitched out of existence.

I Wish For an old song. (My auto-correct said to put this.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 29, 2013, 06:37:52 AM
Granted but Justin Beiber is singing it instead.

I wish for a Red Tunic NOT from a video game.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 29, 2013, 06:40:52 AM
Granted, but every time you wear it, you glitch out of life.


I Wish For one for Each. (Auto-correct again.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on April 29, 2013, 06:44:26 AM
Granted. I think.

I wish for a pink Jeep Wrangler.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 29, 2013, 06:47:30 AM
Granted, but every time you drive it, you get a captain. (Auto-correct rules!)

I wish I could sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on April 29, 2013, 06:48:19 AM
Granted, but you get woken up every hour.

I wish for truth, justice, and all that is lemony fresh!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 29, 2013, 06:50:12 AM
granted but you sleep until the end of the world and rightnwhen you wake up you die a slow painful death

I wish for all glitches to be gone.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 29, 2013, 10:57:58 PM
Granted, but now the trolls get nice high Internet speed, and kill you mentally

I wish for a baseball bat
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 29, 2013, 11:09:40 PM
Granted, but it's a baseball playing bat. You guys become friends, but it gets busted for steroids, and gets banned from playing the game forever. He starts leaching off of you until you kick him out of your house 17 years later.


I wish the Dragon Balls were real.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 29, 2013, 11:16:59 PM
Granted, but ew, what are you gonna do with balls of dragons

I wish for an endless stream of information
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 29, 2013, 11:22:52 PM
Granted, but it's all about Bot Flies.


I wish for an ice cream cake.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 30, 2013, 12:24:24 AM
Granted.   But I eat it.   Thanks buddy  :biggrin:


I wish for a quiet moment that will take away my headache. Forever.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 30, 2013, 01:13:52 AM
Granted, but it's ruined when a troop of clowns shows up to celebrate every holiday of the year in 3 seconds.

I wish for a NEW ice cream cake that only I could eat and give people pieces of.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 30, 2013, 01:32:21 AM
Granted, but a clone of you eats it
I wish for a wish
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 30, 2013, 01:50:09 AM
Granted. You wish for me to have an ice cream cake. Thanks.

I wish for Alondite.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 30, 2013, 05:28:08 AM
Granted. Your wish doesn't deserve to be corrupted.

I wish I could actually do the early master sword glitch in TP correctly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on April 30, 2013, 05:32:04 AM
Granted, but your save is erased.

I wish that I could find a use for this: "The only thing I hate more than incompetence, is my own."
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on April 30, 2013, 05:55:24 AM
granted but its not very effective

I wish for onion rings.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 30, 2013, 02:41:38 PM
Granted, but you're now married to an onion.


I wish for Durandall.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 30, 2013, 08:25:53 PM
Granted, but he kills you

I wish for mega-graphics.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 30, 2013, 09:06:34 PM
(Durandal is an it. It's a sword.)

Granted, but you get killed by Omega Graphics.

I wish I had the money to develop my own games.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on April 30, 2013, 09:09:46 PM
Granted, but no one plays them. And those who do complain about how they're only a second long

I wish that I don't have to move from this spot
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on April 30, 2013, 09:15:36 PM
Granted, but now you cannot move as gnomes come in to steal all of your video games, anime, and your computer.

I wish I had a team who would help me make games.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 01, 2013, 11:59:22 AM
Granted, but the team specializes In making Dora games

I wish for a good grade on my NJ ASK
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 01, 2013, 05:06:47 PM
Granted, but you have to permanently give up both anime and video games.

I wish my phone worked properly when trying to do anything on TLW.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 01, 2013, 07:40:01 PM
Granted, but now nobody goes to TLW.

I wish for spell check to be better
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on May 01, 2013, 11:07:06 PM
Granted, but you never spell stuff wrong.

I wish Spell Check didn't turn Nyran into Myron.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 02, 2013, 12:17:46 AM
Granted, it now turns it into Nyrn

I wish for the music file to freakin turn into a ringtone
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 02, 2013, 03:40:43 AM
Granted, but it bricks your phone.


I wish for One Piece. (The treasure.)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 02, 2013, 04:39:27 AM
Granted, but all the pirates dogpile you to death

I wish for water
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 02, 2013, 04:45:09 AM
Granted, but it's evil.


I wish I had a guitar.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 02, 2013, 10:19:04 PM
Granted, but this is Soviet Russia. You do not strum the guitar, the guitar smashes you to pieces on the ground.

I wish for a magic trick
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 03, 2013, 02:05:57 AM
Granted, but it's done by a drunk clown.

I wish for ice cream FOR ALL!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 03, 2013, 02:10:47 AM
Granted, but they are all stolen by an ice cream thief who will question his motives in the future

I wish to deal more damage
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 03, 2013, 02:19:48 AM
Granted, but it only counts when you attack yourself.

I wish I could put pics in my sig.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 03, 2013, 02:39:44 AM
Granted, but you can only put in pictures of fish

I wish I could win the beauty pageant.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 03, 2013, 02:54:29 AM
Granted, but it's last prize that you win.


I wish I had 8 trillion dollars. (I'd be like Santa Claus! Holla!)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on May 03, 2013, 04:58:47 AM
Granted.  But Santa Clause mugs you and even steals your pants.  Ho ho ho.


I wish this weirdo I'm talking to would stop laughing at everything I say.  I'm soooooo not that funny.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on May 03, 2013, 05:00:25 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Granted, but now I Laugh at everything, for the sake of trollin'

I wish I had a lifting Sandshrew.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on May 03, 2013, 05:07:17 AM
Granted.  You have an old sand covered shrew (the old grumpy woman kind) that you have to lift up and carry everywhere because her bunions hurt.

I wish to read The Taming of the Shrew..
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 03, 2013, 05:29:55 AM
Granted, but it's a Russian bootleg called "Shrew is be tame soon now, yes?" Have fun.


I wish I could use Three Sword Style.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on May 03, 2013, 07:05:30 AM
Granted, but now, like me, you have no idea what that is.

I wish for the smite button to return, but for me only.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 03, 2013, 02:52:52 PM
Granted, but it's also a self-destruct button. Use it at your own risk.

I wish I had the Black Sword of Dracule Mihawk.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 03, 2013, 09:43:55 PM
Granted, but someone stabs you with the sword when you're sleeping so they now have possession over it

I wish or a flying hippo
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 03, 2013, 11:34:34 PM
Granted, but a hunter shoots it down.


I wish I knew every martial art.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 04, 2013, 04:05:17 AM
Granted, but your house gets on fire, fists can't help that

I wish for a better understanding of. What people are talking about
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 04, 2013, 04:20:53 AM
Granted, but know you hear everything at the same volume. You're either gonna lose your hearing or your mind.

I wish I had time to do everything I want to.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on May 04, 2013, 05:13:47 AM
Granted, but you get bored, really fast.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow. Just got a new job. I hope people like Subway!(Because I sure as hell don't)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 04, 2013, 04:44:18 PM
Granted, but you get crushed under a giant sandwich.


I wish for a car.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 05, 2013, 04:14:54 AM
Granted, but when you drive it it turns evil and drives you off a cliff

I wish for danxinf abilities
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 05, 2013, 04:36:01 AM
Granted, but a giant hawk eats you.

I wish for... A... Shirt..? I guess...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on May 05, 2013, 06:08:27 AM
Granted, it's a shirt with Edward Cullen on it.

I wish I wasn't sore.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 05, 2013, 06:35:04 PM
Granted, now you're covered in lacerations.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on May 06, 2013, 12:28:05 PM
Granted, but you wish to become Derpy Hooves.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/122/114/130232443562.gif)

I wish I lived in Hyrule.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 06, 2013, 02:52:13 PM
Granted, but you get attacked by a Like-Like.


I wish I had more artistic skill.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 07, 2013, 11:05:39 PM
Granted, but you draw gothic pictures and your images come to life, so the world is wreaking havoc

I wish for a Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on May 07, 2013, 11:11:04 PM
Granted, but Scorpio's paintings kill you.

I wish I weren't so disappointed with Iron Man 3
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 07, 2013, 11:12:43 PM
Granted, but it's so good that you will watch that for the rest of your life, never taking your eyes off it

I wish for a sword with wings
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 07, 2013, 11:53:24 PM
Granted, but it kills you. Again.

I wish for a sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on May 08, 2013, 07:06:01 AM
Granted, but it eats you. (Stupid Humans)

I wish I was Harry Potter. Or I wish Hogwarts was real and attended it.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 08, 2013, 02:59:36 PM
Granted, but you go to Slytherin, so prepare for discrimination.


I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on May 09, 2013, 06:18:30 AM
Granted, but now you're a worthless Gargoyl.

I wish to not be Harry Potter and go to either Gryffindor or Ravenclaw.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 09, 2013, 01:47:43 PM
Granted, but you become one of the many child casualties that Hogwarts is infamous for.


I wish I'd get this phone call I'm waiting for.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 12, 2013, 06:13:57 PM
Granted, but it exceeds your plan, and you pay a thousand dollars extra because the chief needed money to bribe the officers who were gonna report him for not shining their shoes

I wish for shorter speeches
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 12, 2013, 06:55:34 PM
Granted, but they're shorter than 3 years, but longer than 2.

I wish for more time.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 13, 2013, 11:47:08 PM
Granted, but you spend your whole time alone
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqeubnrMDN1qmk915o1_500.gif)

I wish for a toilet that comes to me, so I don't have to get up.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 14, 2013, 05:08:25 AM
Granted, but it eats you.

I wish for better art supplies.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Zattiri on May 15, 2013, 01:03:46 AM
Granted, but they are spilled, or broken on day one.

I wish I liked the summer as much as a real lizard. The summer itself literally makes me sick. It's a miracle I got to Nyran's house.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 15, 2013, 01:07:41 AM
Granted. Now real lizards hate the Summer as much as you do.

I wish I wasn't so freakin' awkward around the fairer sex.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Zattiri on May 15, 2013, 01:09:46 AM
Granted. You're an arrogant douchebag. And yet I can get away with it. With the occasional risk of never having children

Let me say this to start! I wish I could stop quoting Kamen Rider Den-O
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 15, 2013, 01:16:10 AM
Granted, but they never make another Kamen Rider anything again.

I wish I could shapeshift.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Zattiri on May 15, 2013, 01:18:54 AM
YOU MONSTER! TAKE IT BACK!(nah, just kidding)

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a guinea pig.

I wish my Children's Card Games could take peoples souls.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 15, 2013, 01:20:42 AM
Granted, but it can only take your soul.

I wish I was less... How should I say this?.. Bloody...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on May 15, 2013, 04:28:05 AM
Granted, have fun from dying from lack of blood.

I wish I didn't always download music illegally.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 15, 2013, 04:57:44 AM
Granted, but now you can only but the Backstreet Boys. (My age is showing.)

I wish One Piece had more American followers.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 16, 2013, 08:51:08 PM
Granted, but everyone else hates it. They hate it so much that all versions of the show are deleted/burned.

I wish to get away with not doing my homework :69:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 16, 2013, 10:00:53 PM
Granted, but you fail school forever.


I wish for a burger.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on May 17, 2013, 12:36:20 AM
(That's not getting away)

Granted, but the burger is the size of your pinky.

I wish to be more decisive
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on May 17, 2013, 01:05:14 AM
Granted. You choose to be indecisive.


I wish I had more courage.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 06, 2013, 05:47:06 AM
Revive!

I wish for $300,000.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on June 06, 2013, 05:51:29 AM
Granted, but you can't spend any of it.

I wish I could distinguish Vega, Deneb, and Altair in the Night Sky.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 06, 2013, 05:54:04 AM
Granted, but the assassin Altair kills you.

I wish I could read and write music.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on June 09, 2013, 01:56:45 AM
Granted, but they're all rewrites of the alphabet song
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on June 09, 2013, 02:18:52 AM
Your unspoken wish is granted. You are now wearing a Tutu and humping a Powerpuff girl statue

I wish for pie
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 09, 2013, 03:12:58 AM
Granted, but the pie eats you sanity, leaving you a quivering husk.

I wish for an apple.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on June 10, 2013, 12:10:18 AM
granted, but it's poisoned and nobody tells you

I wish I was in healthier shape
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 10, 2013, 01:26:29 AM
Granted, but you're a triangle.

I wish for sushi.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on June 10, 2013, 02:27:58 AM
Granted but it makes you fat

I wish a wasn't chubby
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 10, 2013, 04:41:58 AM
Granted. You are now skin stretched over bone.

I wish I had taken a picture of my paintings of Franky from One Piece and Gurren Lagann to show you guys.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on June 10, 2013, 07:00:10 AM
Granted, but we judge you horribly and you leave the forum because of it.

I wish the Tears of Harmony happened to me in real life.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 10, 2013, 09:07:06 PM
Granted, but you get killed because real life is like that.

I wish for a very big sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on June 10, 2013, 09:09:00 PM
Granted, but it was so big when it poofed up above you it crushed you and you are the next part of the sandwich.

I wish to actually learn my freakin native language
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 10, 2013, 09:10:33 PM
Granted, but you now cannot speak at all.
I wish I could play music.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on June 10, 2013, 09:17:33 PM
Granted, but it is fart-singing.

I wish my house had a better connection (Curse you Optimum)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on June 10, 2013, 10:24:37 PM
granted but it's connected to a pile of poop

I wish for Zexion's Lexicon
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on June 10, 2013, 10:31:34 PM
Granted, but it is in the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

I wish for a good rpg on my phone.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 10, 2013, 11:36:50 PM
Granted, but it's illegal. (in whatever way is most tragic for you.)

I wish it wasn't so hot out.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Team Flare Zakk ( Agatio ) on June 11, 2013, 03:10:48 AM
Granted but now it's another ice age, say hello to Manny the Mammoth.

 :ivan: I wish I was big
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 11, 2013, 03:53:50 AM
Granted. You are now Big the Cat.


I wish for a new channel to show E3.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on June 11, 2013, 04:52:11 PM
granted but it's something you've never seen before and would never want to look at ever again

I wish I had the Japanese Mobile Phone Version of Kingdom Hearts: Coded
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 11, 2013, 05:07:37 PM
Granted but the game is worse then you thougth and messes up your Phone.

i wish my familie didn't make so a mess,
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 11, 2013, 05:55:29 PM
Granted, but real life doesn't work that way.


I wish I didn't have a headache.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on June 11, 2013, 05:58:46 PM
granted. You have a migrane

I wish for a Legend of Zelda Anime
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Nyran on June 11, 2013, 08:07:04 PM
Granted, but it goes about as well as the last time they attempted a LoZ Show.

I wish I could stop this series of muscle spasms and seizures that's causing me to give my money to the internet. I just bought the entire 2nd and 3rd wave of TF Cybertron figures. I need more shelves.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on June 11, 2013, 08:14:00 PM
Granted. You now have spasms to cause you to buy shelves

I wish for my homework to be finished
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 12, 2013, 05:31:23 PM
Granted but it the homework of your friends instead of yours.

i wish i had a weapon
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on June 12, 2013, 08:44:29 PM
Granted but it's only a lamp post. "Imagine if I had a real weapon."

I wish I could sing
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 13, 2013, 02:50:20 AM
Granted, but you only sing in Gaelic.

I wish for an apple.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on June 13, 2013, 04:20:53 AM
Granted, but the worm population devours you from the apple.

I wish for the ability to not waste three hours of sleep on my phone.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 13, 2013, 05:41:18 AM
Granted. You now waste four.

I wish for RPG Maker Ace XP.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on June 13, 2013, 12:02:36 PM
Granted but your computer gets destroyed

I wish our president became an eagle
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 13, 2013, 05:06:49 PM
Granted but he becomes a raven instead, who corrupts your land till his demish.

i wish for bottel of strawberry juice who never can run out of it
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on June 13, 2013, 08:40:31 PM
Granted, but it goes bad.

I wish for a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 14, 2013, 07:33:43 AM
Granted. You wish for tar.

I wish for not tar.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on June 14, 2013, 06:13:19 PM
Granted, but you get solid tar tied into a knot.

I wish for a raise.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 14, 2013, 06:54:52 PM
Granted, but it's a negative 3 dollar one.

I wish for everything people have wished for before this post.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on June 15, 2013, 04:33:15 PM
Granted, but you explode due to excessive wishing.

I wish I could fly like an eagle into the future.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on June 16, 2013, 03:20:03 AM
Granted but you arrive at a future where everything tries to kill everything and you get brutally murdered by your own family hahahababanababanana.

I wish spell check would be better than this.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 16, 2013, 03:23:49 AM
Granted, but it changes every word to apple.


I wish for money.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on June 16, 2013, 03:39:22 AM
Granted, you get ten thousand -1 dollar bills

I wish it wasn't nighttime
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 16, 2013, 04:02:07 AM
Granted, but time stops.

I wish for nothing.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on June 16, 2013, 01:54:22 PM
Granted, your soul is destroyed and you do not exist

I wish apples existed.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 16, 2013, 04:45:12 PM
Granted, but now I exist again. I also now hold a grudge against you.

I wish for...  A sandwich!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 16, 2013, 05:20:02 PM
granted but your sandwich is maded from evil so when you eat it you become and bad thugh.

i wish i could jump like mario without breaking my legs.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on June 17, 2013, 01:35:36 AM
Granted, but you become an 8-bit graphic.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted to at any time.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on June 17, 2013, 02:08:33 AM
Granted, but each time you teleport you must take off your clothes and act like a turkey for 5 minutes.

I wish for an instruction manual to life.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 28, 2013, 02:37:16 AM
Granted, but you can't read it.

I wish for an easy modeling software.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on June 30, 2013, 03:43:15 AM
Granted. You get sucked into the computer world and become a very trendy male model

I wish that the gs3 guys would stop blinking at me
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Team Flare Zakk ( Agatio ) on June 30, 2013, 04:44:08 AM
Granted, but now they are staring psychotically instead.


Mia has a wish for crossing the Lemekian Desert.

 :mia: Eew my clothes are drenched in sweat, this is gross, I wish I brought a change of clothes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on June 30, 2013, 01:26:56 PM
Granted, but it's a thong bikini and a top hat. She also has a mini-cape an elbow gloves.

I wish I was less strange sometimes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on June 30, 2013, 06:49:54 PM
Granted but you lose your sense of humor.

i wish for a peacefull planet
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 01, 2013, 06:43:19 PM
Granted, but the next planet is full of aliens that murder everyone and since we are peaceful we just walk up to them and die.

I wish Wario would go on a diet
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 01, 2013, 07:58:58 PM
Granted, but now we have two Waluigis.

I wish for a
mute button.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 01, 2013, 09:23:28 PM
Granted, but it's in Star's cheesecake. Good luck getting to it.

I wish for cheesecake.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 01, 2013, 09:45:05 PM
Granted but it's Star's cheesecake and you choke on the mute button.

I wish for sewing talents.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 01, 2013, 09:52:08 PM
Granted, but I thought you said "So big Talons", so that's what you get.

I wish for perfect symmetry.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 01, 2013, 09:57:17 PM
Granted, but your future spouse is an asymmetrical designer.

I wish to become a Magical Girl and fight witches cause I canZ
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 01, 2013, 11:09:32 PM
Granted, but a witch uses her black-blooded son to kill you with the Demon Sword.

I wish for... More... Cheesecake...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on July 01, 2013, 11:38:06 PM
Granted but it's wasted because Excalibur annoyed you so much that you threw the cheesecake at his face to shut him up.

I wish I knew how to deal with things. Especially these 'friends'.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 02, 2013, 12:06:58 AM
Granted, you are now an amazing dealer. But you lost all your money by going all in. The game you lost in was Go Fish. Shame.

I wish for my plane trip to not crash
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 02, 2013, 12:09:26 AM
Granted. It now flies into the sun.

I wish my headache would go away.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 02, 2013, 12:10:39 AM
(HOW IS THAT NOT A CRASH IM BURNINGGGGGGG)

Granted, because your head explodes. At least the pain stopped.

I wish I knew what my summer requirements for school were...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on July 02, 2013, 12:42:20 AM
granted but they are impossible to fufill.

I wish I could actually beat the Boss at the ALTtP swap place already!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 02, 2013, 02:27:37 AM
Granted but right after that is a boss even stronger and can never be harmed.

I wish for penguins to fly
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 02, 2013, 02:45:03 AM
Granted, but the hawks eat them all.

I wish I had my own forge.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Team Flare Zakk ( Agatio ) on July 02, 2013, 10:10:47 PM
Granted, but all you can make is a Giants Knife that breaks constantly, so nobody visits you because they're too bust completing a quest for the other forgery which is a unbreakable version of what you're making.

 :alex: I wish for the ULTIMATE POWER, HAHAHA, I feel like I'm holding the Triforce with the power The Golden Sun has grated me!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 02, 2013, 11:11:07 PM
Granted, but a rock kills you.

I wish for a lot of money.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 03, 2013, 03:41:16 AM
Granted, but the money barricades the door and you're stuck there until you die. Then your ghost can't escape, so you spend eternity in the house.

I wish for a magical bear
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Team Flare Zakk ( Agatio ) on July 03, 2013, 05:02:14 PM
Granted, but it's stamina and always get tired.

I wish I could watch a movie.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on July 03, 2013, 06:55:08 PM
Granted but it's the worst movie you've ever seen and you kill yourself because of it.

I wish I didn't have to wait for ALBTW that I pre-ordered already
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 04, 2013, 09:39:36 AM
Granted, but someone stole the disc and you have to repay and order again.

I wish for confetti made of sprinkles
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on July 04, 2013, 12:18:40 PM
Granted but they're sugar free.

I wish for a pony.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 04, 2013, 10:03:03 PM
Granted, but the Crocodiles have eaten most of it.

I wish to eat Star's cheesecake. (Bwahahahaha!)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on July 05, 2013, 12:07:21 AM
Granted but I laced it with ecstacy.

I wish for a Brontosaurus.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 05, 2013, 02:36:54 AM
Granted, but it thinks you're a leaf and eats you.

I wish to be understood.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 05, 2013, 06:55:23 AM
(Remind me not to drink that drink that Star sent over here...)

Granted, but you're only understood by lawn gnomes... And they're cruel creatures...

I wish I could actually trust other people.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: The Sea King on July 05, 2013, 04:08:25 PM
Granted, but now people don't trust you.

I wish that I had more time to check on the internet.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 05, 2013, 10:09:43 PM
Granted, but Neppy takes all the internets and you waste all that free time sitting down thinking about your life.

I wish for a gun to shoot garlic.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on July 06, 2013, 03:19:27 AM
You get the gun. You pull the trigger and it seems to be jammed so you try unjamming it only to have it shoot garlic at your face.

I wish I could reach my food.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on July 06, 2013, 04:34:49 AM
Granted, but you find out you hated the food.

I wish for teleportation.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on July 06, 2013, 06:12:04 AM
granted, but you can't control when and where you teleport. So no you are like John Egbert now.

I wish to be able to lift heavy things with ease.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 07, 2013, 11:17:55 AM
Granted you can now lift your mom.

I wish for the poster below me to turn into a potato
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 07, 2013, 02:52:43 PM
Granted, but you're now a yam.


I wish for more self confidence.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 08, 2013, 01:27:51 AM
Granted, but you confidently told the president he sucks ****, so you got a free trip to the firing squad.

I wish I could finish my summer homework before school starts  :77: (Goodness I haven't used the onions in a while.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 08, 2013, 04:34:05 AM
Granted, but every correct answer takes a month off of your life.

I wish for a nice cheeseburger.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 08, 2013, 10:43:17 AM
Granted, the cheeseburger sure knows its manners. It walks away after putting on a top hat and took a bus ride to Cincinatti

I wish for shiny armor
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 09, 2013, 02:09:10 AM
Granted, but it's made out of mercury so you get poisoned.

I wish for a sword.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on July 09, 2013, 09:38:02 AM
Granted, you get the chatty, passive-aggressive Caliburn from Sonic and the Black Knight.

I wish for a new face.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 09, 2013, 07:09:47 PM
Granted. Enjoy looking at Brando in the mirror every day.

I widh for the One Piece.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on July 09, 2013, 09:00:58 PM
granted you get THE one piece bathing suit.

I wish I was a weapon (like in soul eater)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 09, 2013, 11:52:10 PM
granted, but Stein is your meister. Good luck not getting cut up.

I wish for the power to control wind and storms.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on July 10, 2013, 03:05:03 AM
(AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Stein is the best meister other than Death himself. Thank you for that!)

Granted, but you become a giant ugly eye and get sealed away in a sword that split it's user into four.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Team Flare Zakk ( Agatio ) on July 10, 2013, 03:12:07 AM
I wish that Ivan Strider remembered to make a wish in his last comment.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on July 10, 2013, 05:06:39 AM
granted but everybody but you can see it

I wish for cake
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 10, 2013, 05:15:03 AM
Granted, but the cake makes it so you can never read manga, watch anime, or play/make video games.

I wish for... Skills... Dark skills...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on July 10, 2013, 05:32:41 AM
Granted, you become a sparkly effeminate vampire.

I wish for nunchaku skills (I probably spelled that wrong)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Team Flare Zakk ( Agatio ) on July 10, 2013, 06:09:51 AM
Granted, but instead of nunchuks you have to use a Wii remote and you are turned into a Mii.

I wish I was a Vampire.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 10, 2013, 03:52:53 PM
Granted, but you get tied down in the sun's light.

I wish for a giant sword.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on July 10, 2013, 08:23:47 PM
Granted, but it's so huge that you can't lift it.

I wish to be Ivan in real life.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on July 11, 2013, 06:14:12 AM
Granted but you get Djinn blasted and die in one hit.

I wish for a turtle.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 12, 2013, 02:02:31 PM
Granted, but it's a snapping turtle that bites your head off.

I wish for a wooden starfish
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 15, 2013, 01:23:53 PM
Granted but it easily catch fire.

i wish for a frog to kiss
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on July 18, 2013, 04:09:14 AM
Granted, but now you have a disease.
I wish I could talk to or around girls
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on July 18, 2013, 11:15:41 AM
Granted, but you only talk about astrology.

I wish I enjoyed the company of humans.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on July 19, 2013, 12:57:20 AM
Granted, but now your a kidnapper.

I wish that I had One incorruptible wish.


Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on July 19, 2013, 07:07:54 AM
But I already am.

Granted, but you waste it on a can of Pepsi.

I wish Skyrim would stop freezing on me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 19, 2013, 09:49:34 AM
Granted. It melts on you.

I wish I could talk to beautiful women.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on July 20, 2013, 12:36:08 AM
Granted, but now your stuck with rich snobs.

I wish I could turn anything I wanted into anything I wanted When I wanted.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 20, 2013, 01:08:45 AM
Granted, but you don't want to.

I wish It wasn't so hot!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on July 20, 2013, 06:47:37 AM
Granted. Welcome to the next ice age.

I wish it was October already.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 20, 2013, 03:07:16 PM
Granted but in the time you missed you missed tons of fun stuf and thing who where immportant towards you.

i wish i could sleep beter at night without the warmth of summer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on July 21, 2013, 12:53:41 PM
Granted, but you overslept , missed school, and now have bad grades.

 I wish I could enter video games, no time would pass when I do, and if I die, I am transmitted into the real world again. (Halo)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 21, 2013, 02:34:11 PM
Granted, but you're now stuck getting tortured without being able to die.

I wish for a million dollars.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on July 21, 2013, 03:15:58 PM
Granted.  But in Soviet Russia, cow moo you.

I wish for....  nope, at the moment, I am content.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 21, 2013, 04:12:58 PM
Granted but you stabile peroid while soon be even more broken then ever before.

i wish dinner already was ready.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on July 21, 2013, 10:00:42 PM
Granted.  But Scorp, Nyran, and Takoshi stormed your house and ate all your food.

I wish for it to be a few hours later right now.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 21, 2013, 10:24:50 PM
Granted, but you sleep through it.

I wish for EVERYTHING!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 22, 2013, 02:24:03 AM
You get knives down your throat, a guillotine over you, bunch of stuff.

I wish for a rideable butterfly
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on July 22, 2013, 03:40:28 AM
Granted. You are now considered a lunatic by those you told. Which is Everyone.

I wish I didn't have to make wishes after corrupting a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 22, 2013, 04:52:56 AM
Granted, but the topic dies and never is revived.

I wish for the leaders of the world to give control of the planet unto me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 22, 2013, 08:12:44 AM
Granted, but you pressed delete and said world was erased from existence.

I wish for fake fruits to not look real.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 22, 2013, 03:36:25 PM
Granted, but real fruit now looks fake as well.

I wish for a doughnut.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on July 23, 2013, 03:48:46 AM
Granted, but you got obsessed, and is now obese.

I wish I had a wing suit as well as knew how to fly one. :)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 23, 2013, 04:48:40 AM
Granted, but you get shot down.

I wish for FF:VI, VII, VIII, Tactics, Chrono Trigger, and Chrono Cross for PS1.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on July 23, 2013, 05:44:16 AM
Granted, but none of the discs are readable.

I wish old games weren't so expensive.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 23, 2013, 03:04:55 PM
Granted, but now all old games are Pong.

I wish for a sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on July 23, 2013, 03:53:39 PM
Granted, but it was disgusting.

I wish I could play my Xbox more.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 23, 2013, 03:58:28 PM
Granted, but you can only play "Duke Nukem: Forever".

I wish for my own forge.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on July 23, 2013, 05:24:48 PM
Granted, but you burned to death in the fire.

I wish I could play Assassin's creed 2 now. >:(
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 23, 2013, 08:54:15 PM
Granted, but you get "Assassin's Creed: The Ezio Trilogy instead. This is a real game that has AC2, Brotherhood, and Revelations on it. It's awesome, but 'spensive.

I wish for a giant sword of my own design.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 24, 2013, 02:47:06 AM
Granted, it's a ****. (I know y'all was thinking that)

I wish for my back to be in a comfortable position. No chairs in this apartment anywhere
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 24, 2013, 03:40:22 AM
Granted, but it's due to an odd old man who likes to rub it and give you candy.

I wish I wasn't so messed up sometimes...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on July 24, 2013, 02:14:45 PM
Granted. You are now a completely normal poodle.

I wish Warner Bros would revive the Freakazoid series.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 24, 2013, 04:30:49 PM
Granted but with there new idea,s it becomes a fail serie.

i wish to be a epic hero for 1 day without dead.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on July 24, 2013, 11:34:15 PM
Granted. All of those close to you are kidnapped and tortured.

I wish that... I wish I could wish later.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 25, 2013, 04:44:02 AM
Granted, you can wish after you die. Until then, well keep you chained up in the dungeon.

I wish for world peace
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on July 25, 2013, 08:02:18 AM
Granted. Life ends.

I wish for an alligator burger.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 25, 2013, 04:09:14 PM
Granted, but it poisons you.

I wish for an apple.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on July 25, 2013, 06:59:29 PM
Granted. It was two years past rotten.

I wish gs 4 came out and It was amazing.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 25, 2013, 07:48:05 PM
Granted, but only I get it.

I wish for Darkstalker 1, 2, or 3 for the PS1.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on July 26, 2013, 12:05:06 AM
Granted, but all of a sudden, they are terrible.

I wish that I could go swimming and it would never be too cold or too hot.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Team Flare Zakk ( Agatio ) on July 26, 2013, 05:55:52 AM
Granted, but you're not swimming in water...

I wish I had a mask and can go around choke slamming guys as a monster.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on July 26, 2013, 12:23:21 PM
Granted but the mask is permanently stuck to your face.

I wish I had a real Jigglypuff.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on July 27, 2013, 11:02:47 AM
Granted, but it casts sleep on you, and you miss 50-70 years of your life.

I wish that assassin's creed 2wasn't boring anymore.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 27, 2013, 01:32:13 PM
Granted, but someone runs your copy over with their bike. Whoops.

I wish their was a good, stable connection here... Can't play anything...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on July 28, 2013, 04:44:50 PM
Granted but now you lose intrest in gaming! :o (poor you)

i wish to be good at more champions
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on July 30, 2013, 06:58:21 AM
Granted, but you win nothing.

I wish the dingo would stop stealing babies.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on July 30, 2013, 07:02:52 AM
Granted. It moves on to adults.  And builds a boat and somehow transfers to North America.

I wish I could just listen to my music all day long.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on July 30, 2013, 07:06:34 AM
Granted, but your music library becomes a Blood on the Dance Floor only playlist, and you can't change it.

I wish I had a pet turtle.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on July 30, 2013, 08:08:34 AM
(Oh GAWD.  Not Hello Kitty!!!!!)
 Granted. Have my old one. He bites.

I wish I didn't know what Blood On The Dancefloor is.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: cybrah on July 30, 2013, 12:12:02 PM
(Oh GAWD.  Not Hello Kitty!!!!!)
 Granted. Have my old one. He bites.

I wish I didn't know what Blood On The Dancefloor is.

GRANTED. BUT THE ONLY OTHER SONG YOU KNOW IS NYAN CAT.

I WISH CAPS WASN'T CONSIDERED AGGRESSIVE AND EXCESSIVE USE WASN'T CONDEMNED
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 30, 2013, 01:06:01 PM
GRANTED BUT LOWERCASE TEXT IS NOW DEEMED AS IMMATURE SPAM TALK

I WISH FOR A LOCKET OF HAIR TO EAT WITH
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on July 30, 2013, 03:27:31 PM
Granted, but it's stolen women's hair and you get the locket from a hobo behind an Arby's.

I wish for a PSP. I found Dissidia: Final Fantasy at a garage sale, and am not able to play it.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Team Flare Zakk ( Agatio ) on July 31, 2013, 06:25:49 AM
Granted, but you can't find any other good games for it, and you don't even play Dissidia that much.

I wish I lived in the bottom of a well.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on July 31, 2013, 10:08:36 AM
Granted, you get pushed into the dried up well, living injured, starving, thirsty, and your fall broke the bucket.

I wish for an egg
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on July 31, 2013, 12:50:12 PM
Granted. It was covered with mold.

I wish I knew what wish I should be putting in this one's place.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on July 31, 2013, 11:48:17 PM
Granted.  But I don't know what you mean, so you get to be a fish and Darla is your owner.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on August 01, 2013, 12:54:32 AM
Granted.  But I don't know what you mean, so you get to be a fish and Darla is your owner.

make a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 01, 2013, 02:08:00 AM
OOPS.   I do that a lot.

I wish I could remember what I was going to wish for.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 01, 2013, 02:35:31 AM
Granted, but you forget again.

I wish for an easier time sleeping.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 01, 2013, 02:55:39 AM
Granted.  But you won't wake until Star's ugly chick kisses you awake.

I wish I hadn't hurt myself while going down a big twisty slide.  I have slide burn on my arm.   Still refuse to say I'm to big for the playground though  :13:  despite that little kid who freaked out when I told him how old I am
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 01, 2013, 02:57:51 AM
Granted, but the slide pays a guy to bust your knee caps.

I wish I always had a thing of mint ice cream in the freezer.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 01, 2013, 03:13:53 AM
Granted.  But that's my favorite so I sneek into your house and steel your freezer.

I wish I didn't the last of my mint moose tracks last night.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 01, 2013, 03:31:40 AM
Granted. I go back in time and steal it! BWAHAHA!

I wish for my own giant mecha robot.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on August 01, 2013, 06:50:51 AM
Granted. It's a giant mecha cherry picker with no other functions.

I wish I didn't have to sleep to regain energy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 01, 2013, 10:16:22 PM
Granted, but you undress at work, stand on a table, put a cooked chicken on your head, and dance around calling yourself "Mr. Popo"!

I wish for no problems. Ever.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 01, 2013, 10:43:08 PM
Granted.   Enjoy your boring life.

I wish for less serious problems. I want the normal teenager issues.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 01, 2013, 11:12:30 PM
If I could grant that, I would.

I wish for mint ice cream.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on August 02, 2013, 02:07:24 AM
argh. why do I always end up posting on food wishes?

granted, but they changed the recipe and it now includes toe jam. XD

I wish I could do two things at once.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 02, 2013, 06:39:00 AM
Granted.  You can now pat your head and rub your belly at the same time. *gasp*


I wish for good luck for a change.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 02, 2013, 02:39:59 PM
Granted, but you can never have mint ice cream again.

I wish people could just wear capes in public with no reason.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 02, 2013, 07:01:51 PM
Granted, but you can never have mint ice cream again.
NOT WORTH IT!!!
I wish people could just wear capes in public with no reason.

  Dude, I do this, and have a few friends who do as well.  So yes your wish IS granted.  But you WILL be stared at.  EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on August 03, 2013, 09:23:56 AM
You die.

I wish for manly mcdiverman
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 03, 2013, 03:35:40 PM
Granted, but he becomes a tuna sandwich... An then come the crows...

I wish for money.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on August 04, 2013, 03:01:48 AM
Granted. You put it all in a bank, and the bank exploded.

I wish I could earn money for no reason forever. It would renew every month and pass on to my child if I had one.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on August 04, 2013, 03:39:17 AM
Granted. Imagine all you could do with that Monopoly Money

I wish for wings
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 04, 2013, 06:22:13 AM
Granted.   You get pretty pink sparkly fairy wings.

I wish faeries were real.  The somewhat evil ones, not little girls' dreams come true fairies.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on August 04, 2013, 11:34:25 AM
Granted. They all annoyed you to death. R.I.P.

I wish that my fire alarm would stop going off when there was no fire. Or smoke.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 04, 2013, 08:04:12 PM
Granted. It shall never go off again... Even in the greatest of fires... Which is in your future. R. I. P.

I wish for everything and nothing.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on August 04, 2013, 09:36:43 PM
Granted. Part of everything is being waterboarded, and nothing discludes air. Good luck tryin to breathe.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted, even if I only knew it through a picture.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 04, 2013, 10:53:46 PM
Granted.  One day you find yourself looking through Dante's Inferno, find yourself in hell, and can't find your way back.


I wish for my tail to be done (I'm making a tail out of yarn).
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 04, 2013, 11:33:42 PM
Greanted, but someone pulls it away from you and you never see it again until 30 years from now in Reno when you attack the thief and end up in a jail cell for three weeks.

I wish I understood women.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 04, 2013, 11:46:15 PM
Granted.   Your head explodes.    It's pretty much impossible to understand any single person(unless they're reeaaally stupid) let alone half the population.

I wish I weren't so forgetful.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 04, 2013, 11:49:48 PM
Granted, but you forget not to forget.

I wish I understood the things women say men cannot understand.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 04, 2013, 11:54:00 PM
Granted.  You have a female speech translater constantly speaking in your ear, it's rather annoying .           (Don't bother.  I don't understand half that crap either)

I wish I could remember the right things and forget what I don't need.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 05, 2013, 12:46:04 AM
Granted, but the reverse of that happens.

I wish I was thought of as desirable.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 05, 2013, 01:10:43 AM
Granted.   Gay men LOVE you.   (Which IS a compliment, by the way)

I wish my sister would stop talking like a baby.  I drives me NUTS!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 05, 2013, 01:27:48 AM
Granted, but she now turns into a baby that you have to raise.

I wish for an Ice Cream Cake.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 05, 2013, 04:08:33 AM
(I am NOT raising her again! She can change her own diapers this time.)

Granted.  But it's an "I scream cake"   It screams in your ears for ten hours straight.

I wish I was Extremely unattractive.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 05, 2013, 04:46:25 AM
Granted, but you now look like me. I'm sorry.

I wish I could murder that I-Scream Cake with a rusty, 16th Century Claymore.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 05, 2013, 05:15:05 AM
Granted.   It's brethren are PO'ed and will never let you rest again.

I wish to be more unattractive,  like, "kill it with fire" unattractive.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on August 05, 2013, 06:24:48 AM
Granted, but they leave you alone because your ugliness makes their own eyes burn.

I wish I could lay around all day!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Neoxian Descendent on August 05, 2013, 02:28:43 PM
Granted.  One day you find yourself looking through Dante's Inferno, find yourself in hell, and can't find your way back.


Wait... could I just teleport to somewhere that I know? Like my house?
_________________________________________________________________________________


Granted. You lay around for the rest of your days. You also happen to starve to death. R.I.P.

I wish... That I could swim around in the ocean and SAFELY play assassin's creed 2 with my brothers at the same time. But only for one day.

Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 05, 2013, 03:49:11 PM
Granted... But Templar Shark kills you. Requiescat in Pace.

I wish people liked how I looked.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on August 05, 2013, 06:00:09 PM
Granted, but everyone can no longer look away from you.

I wish I was stronger.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 05, 2013, 06:20:26 PM
Granted, but now you look like Kinnikuman.

I wish for less alergies.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: W0D on August 05, 2013, 06:24:59 PM
Granted, but now everyone else has tons of allergies. Feel guilty, you caused this.

I wish I could stop saying," Granted," every time I reply.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 05, 2013, 08:32:02 PM
Granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted granted... But no.

I wish for something pleasant.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 21, 2013, 05:20:09 PM
granted but its girls who are hunting your down.

i wish for a less wasps this holiday.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on August 21, 2013, 06:23:53 PM
Granted, but instead there are Kradens beating down ur door

I wish for my eyes to not suck for lack of sleep
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 25, 2013, 04:44:34 PM
Granted but now your body becomes possesed by a ghost.

i wish for 10$
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 26, 2013, 01:02:31 PM
Granted, but you misplace the money.

I wish my palms would stop peeling.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on August 26, 2013, 04:58:14 PM
Grated, but you now wake up with bloody spots on your body like I do.

I wish for a great dinner.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 27, 2013, 02:18:42 AM
Granted, but some random raccoon comes in and eats it.

I wish for my job to not be so stressful.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on August 27, 2013, 07:20:57 AM
Granted. You now have no job.

I wish for a ninja sword
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on August 27, 2013, 12:46:10 PM
Granted but now ninja,s try to kill you for it to posses it.

i wish for more creativitie
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 28, 2013, 10:41:18 AM
Granted, but everybody takes advantage of that and you lose what shred of sanity you had left to begin with.

I wish I didn't ever have to sleep and there were no negative repercussions from the lack of sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on August 28, 2013, 02:06:49 PM
Granted but your bed becomes sad that it isn't used and chains you to it for the rest of your life.

I wish for nothing unwanted to happen to anything or any one.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 28, 2013, 09:37:25 PM
Granted, but nothing ever happens at all ever again.

I wish I understood Java better.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on August 29, 2013, 07:21:48 AM
Granted but your computer breaks down and goes on fire

I wish for better eyesight
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: L on August 29, 2013, 04:51:06 PM
You go light blind, you can see stuff, but it's dark

trololo

I wish for burgah
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 29, 2013, 06:21:08 PM
Granted, but it's raw.

I wish for uncorruptable wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on August 30, 2013, 04:51:20 AM
Granted, but they're given to me.

I wish for the option to use your own persona font. I wanna jokerman this site.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on October 19, 2013, 04:57:26 AM
Granted, but you can now only use Comic Sans.

I wish for Nile.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on October 20, 2013, 05:19:18 AM
You get a hobo named Nile

I wish for my happy dreams to come true
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on October 20, 2013, 09:06:29 AM
Granted, but so do all your worst ones.

I wish for the means to make swords.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on October 21, 2013, 02:40:38 AM
Granted but to make each wooden sword you must add a vial of your blood, soon you end up dying from lack of said blood
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on October 21, 2013, 04:02:37 AM
Granted, but


I wish for a golden sword.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on October 22, 2013, 11:29:23 PM
Granted but it is a chocolate sword with gold wrapping.

I wish for the corpse in my room to come to life
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on October 23, 2013, 04:00:11 AM
Granted, but it kills you by sucking your soul out.

I wish for A flying pirate ship.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on October 24, 2013, 07:43:32 PM
Granted but it requires 2 tons of sweat per hour to work.

I wish to be athelitic...er
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on October 24, 2013, 08:33:34 PM
Granted, but you over do it and become muscle bound.

I wish for a Halloween costume idea.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on October 25, 2013, 10:45:57 PM
Granted, you become the caterpillar of Wonderland

I wish for energy
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on October 25, 2013, 10:55:55 PM
Granted, but you lose it.

I wish my head would stop hurting.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on October 27, 2013, 07:34:17 PM
Granted, it explodes and you walk as the first headless zombie

I wish for an axe
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on October 28, 2013, 01:19:46 AM
Granted, but it gets diven into your neck.

I wish for a house.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on October 28, 2013, 07:42:31 AM
Sure. Here's your doll house.

I wish for an end to my soda addiction.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on October 28, 2013, 03:01:19 PM
Granted. You like Meth now.

I wish I could remember the Etna code for Disgaea DS. I don't want to look it up again.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on October 28, 2013, 08:29:39 PM
Granted, but you forget again right before you turn on your DS.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on October 28, 2013, 08:53:58 PM
Granted. The drugs kick in and you can't calm down.

I wish for a staple puller, because I don't know what to wish for.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on October 30, 2013, 01:56:44 AM
Granted, but it puts those staples into your soooulllll

I wish for a pile of hair on the carpet
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on October 30, 2013, 05:29:44 AM
Granted, but it's evil hair... I guess. And it... Strangles you..? I don't know...

I wish I knew what I was doing for a Halloween costume!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on October 30, 2013, 11:34:49 PM
Granted, you're a hobo for Halloween. And then you stay a hobo the rest of your life cuz you sold your house to make your hobo act more realistic.

I wish for artistic skills
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on October 31, 2013, 01:30:29 AM
Granted, but you lose your eyes, tongue, and hands.

I wish for my head to stop hurting.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on November 02, 2013, 08:07:16 PM
Granted, but now your stomach hurts and you barf out all your food.

I wish to have Maxwell's notebook
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 02, 2013, 09:02:05 PM
Granted, but it's a Death Note, and you write your name in the "This book belongs to" section.

I wish for a magic, beautiful, petite woman to fall out of the sky. Don't ask why.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on November 04, 2013, 03:22:32 PM
Granted, but she lands on you and breaks your neck.

I wish that I didn't have a headache.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 04, 2013, 04:32:54 PM
Granted, but your head turns into sand.


I wish I had the power to make my ideas real.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on November 05, 2013, 05:48:43 PM
Granted but when your ideas got in reality strange things start to happen

i wish for  50 euro
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 05, 2013, 10:08:02 PM
Granted, but it becomes 50 arrows.

I wish my life played out like the last dream I posted in the intersting dreams thread.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 06, 2013, 09:01:09 PM
Granted.   But I'm too lazy to read it, so you get cotton candy that smells like feet instead.

I wish for a ball python of a pleasant disposition.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 06, 2013, 11:11:58 PM
Granted, but it eats your arms.


I wish for the power to make anything I want a reality.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 06, 2013, 11:40:17 PM
Granted.  But when all the boobs of the world shrink down, angry mobs form.

I wish for food.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 06, 2013, 11:43:51 PM
(Who said I'd do that?)

Granted, but it eats your arms off.

I wish for a 4' katana.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 07, 2013, 12:16:59 AM
Granted.  But it eats your arms off  :tongue:

I wish for things to stop removing my limbs.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 07, 2013, 02:34:00 AM
Granted, but you explode.

I wish for a five foot long katana.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 07, 2013, 12:14:12 PM
Granted, but you don't have any arms, so you have to use another appendage to swing it...

I wish the next wish goes somewhere weirder than the past few.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 07, 2013, 04:33:12 PM
Granted, but it's pervy and it involves you.


I wish for a forge to make my own swords.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on November 08, 2013, 02:25:44 AM
Granted, but they are never used by anyone, ever.

I wish for a Guardian Beast
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 08, 2013, 06:12:20 AM
Granted, but it's the cutest piglet ever. It loves you, hides in your backpack when you go to school, and can speak in a cute voice. One day, you take it to the park and a hawk grabs it and carries it off to feed its young. The pig is so scared it doesn't scream. It just accepts what's going to happen.

I wish I had not typed that out. It shows how dark a writer I am...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 10, 2013, 04:01:48 PM
Granted.   But then I never would have been amused by it.

I wish for sleep.  Lots and lots of pleasant, no nightmare, sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 10, 2013, 05:56:37 PM
Granted, you get the type of chemical induced sleep that grants you no rest and ends up killing you.

I wish for one million dollars US.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 10, 2013, 06:26:36 PM
Granted.  But my family sues you to pay my medical expenses.

I WISH TO PLAY GOLDEN SUN!!! Why you no work gameboy?  :crying:
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 10, 2013, 10:55:21 PM
Granted, but you end up playing the Russian game "Sun that is Gold." It is so awful that you end up destroying the world.


I wish for a large sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Team Flare Zakk ( Agatio ) on November 11, 2013, 04:12:54 AM
Granted, but you end up playing the Russian game "Sun that is Gold." It is so awful that you end up destroying the world.


I wish for a large sandwich.

Granted, but it's infested with parasites because you got it from a truck stop.

I want that Russian version of Golden Sun!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 11, 2013, 05:01:56 AM
Granted, but you destroy the somehow fixed world after playing two minutes of it.

I wish my phone's key board worked properly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Team Flare Zakk ( Agatio ) on November 11, 2013, 06:17:13 AM
Granted, but you destroy the somehow fixed world after playing two minutes of it.

I wish my phone's key board worked properly.

Let me guess the Soviet Union lead by the great Joseph Stalin destroys Weyard, that's cool and it sucks.

Granted, but then Samara calls you then says I'd like to order a Big Daddy with Pepperoni, my address is the bottom of the well, last name Morgan,  then you tell her she has the wrong number then she says seven days..

I wish Samara Morgan would climb out of my tv!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 11, 2013, 05:21:09 PM
Granted, but she leaves because she has the wrong house, making it awkward.

I wish for invincible, black armor.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Team Flare Zakk ( Agatio ) on November 11, 2013, 11:09:12 PM
Granted, but she leaves because she has the wrong house, making it awkward.

I wish for invincible, black armor.

Granted, but you're Deadbeard, not Dullahan.

I wish I knew what to wish for next.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 12, 2013, 12:29:51 AM
Granted.   You wish for a Lacey pink toto that you'll never ever ever take off.

I wish for my knee to be better.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 12, 2013, 02:05:35 AM
Granted, but it tries to take over the world.


I wish for a 2' long sword.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 12, 2013, 06:18:46 AM
Granted.    But, oops,  it's actually two centimeters.

I wish for no nightmares tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 12, 2013, 06:36:49 AM
Granted, but bad things happen during the day.


I wish my lips weren't bleeding.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 14, 2013, 09:43:18 PM
Granted.  But only after a toad sucks on them for three long days, and twelve romantic nights.

I wish fo some pizza.  That has no other motives other than to feed me.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 14, 2013, 10:19:04 PM
Granted, but it wants to feed you fire, and doesn't know where your mouth is.


I wish I had an anime like life.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 15, 2013, 12:19:56 AM
Granted.  All the women have big boobs,  and aside from the lack of boobs,  you are now indistinguishable from all the women and no women will go out with you because they all think you're a chick,  and the few that are into that sort of thing like big boobs.

I wish my notes would do themselves. They don't even have to be correct.  The teacher doesn't check.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 15, 2013, 12:42:20 AM
Granted, but they light on fire and burn your house down.

I wish I had a giant sword.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on November 15, 2013, 01:45:21 AM
Granted, but you're flattened by it's giant weight.

I wish I had a cup that could refill itself with whatever drink I want.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 15, 2013, 01:52:35 AM
Granted, but it drinks your blood.


I wish for a sandwich with whatever I want on it.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 16, 2013, 08:29:21 AM
Granted.  But everything you want in the world ends up on it.  Swords,  love,  a cute petite Goth girl.  And you take the first bite without knowing...      All your teeth fall put from the swords and the girl drives away in your car with your love.

I still wish those notes were done.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 16, 2013, 04:38:26 PM
Granted, but you write them on an apple, and it goes bad.


I wish I ruled the world!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 21, 2013, 03:40:40 PM
Granted, but everyone dies. Escept you! How does that make you feel huh?

I wish I could stay awake and never get sleepy or drained of energy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 21, 2013, 04:18:53 PM
Granted, but then you choke on a peanut and die.

I wish I had a nice, large house.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on November 22, 2013, 12:36:11 PM
Granted, but you share it with 5293847576 other people.

I wish for a shed.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on November 22, 2013, 03:14:43 PM
Granted, but someone throws a Prinny next to it. BOOM! No shed.

I wish for carrots.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on November 29, 2013, 07:05:34 PM
Granted, and you stick them in your eye to make yourself see better.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 02, 2013, 02:28:31 PM
Granted, you don't get to wish.

I wish a wild honest politician would appear.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 02, 2013, 04:50:29 PM
Granted, but it's me.


I wish I was less awkward.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on December 03, 2013, 03:01:24 AM
Granted, but you get swarmed by a bunch of homeless people wanting you to shave their backs with your teeth

I wish I remembered to put on an avatar.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 03, 2013, 03:13:12 AM
Granted, but you are now Lord Laharl's vassal.


I wish for all the Disgaea games.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 03, 2013, 07:27:30 AM
Granted, but they're all glitched so that they're permanently set to "Prinny Day" the entire game.

I wish the Elder Scrolls 6 will be set on Summerset Isle.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 03, 2013, 02:56:39 PM
Granted, but the games sucks.

I wish I would stop yawning already...*grumble grumble grumble*
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 03, 2013, 04:31:32 PM
Granted, but now you start seeing things that aren't there.


I wish my sword was 8' long instead of 4'.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on December 04, 2013, 02:10:05 AM
Granted, but when that grows something else shrunk *WINK WINK*

I wish I knew how to speak all languages fluently
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 04, 2013, 06:48:03 AM
Granted, but you get eaten by a shark that flies around on little butterfly wings.


I wish I could grow wings and fly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 04, 2013, 06:48:11 AM
Granted, but you get eaten by a shark that flies around on little butterfly wings.


I wish I could grow wings and fly.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on December 04, 2013, 12:33:27 PM
Granted, but you decided a shark had to eat you too so you could make no use of ur wings.

I wish I had telekenesis
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 04, 2013, 02:58:06 PM
Granted, but people label you as a freak and you're a shunned outcast until you die.

I wish I didn't have to sleep and have no negative repercussions whatsoever.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 04, 2013, 04:32:09 PM
Granted, but here comes that shark again.


I wish for a white Christmas.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 04, 2013, 05:23:14 PM
Granted, but you can't see it because you become blind.

I wish I didn't have that shark coming my way.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 04, 2013, 11:23:17 PM
Graned. It gets you quicker.


I wish for a laptop.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 05, 2013, 07:31:28 AM
granted but you get my Brother's slow Windows XP one that would annoy the hell out of anybody and make them want to chuck it across the room.

I wish for a boyfriend who is cute and/or hot
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 05, 2013, 04:16:16 PM
Granted, but he hates LoZ and makes fun of it and its fans relentlessly.


I wish I could talk to a girl without turning bright red and having to walk away...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 05, 2013, 06:26:51 PM
Granted, you now turn green and fall forward.

I wish I was that shark.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 05, 2013, 06:57:52 PM
Granted, but a hunter kills you and displays your shark body.


I wish for a sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on December 05, 2013, 08:35:11 PM
Granted, but it contains the eyeballs of said shark, which produce a new body to hunt you with

I wish I understood Japanese
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2013, 12:34:38 AM
Granted, but you only can understand it when an old, drunk fisherman speaks it.


I wish I could read, write, hear, and speak every language.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on December 06, 2013, 04:11:24 AM
Granted, but others can no longer hear the words you say.

I wish for a strong pony
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2013, 05:03:15 AM
Granted, but it tries to assassinate the president and gets executed for treason. Bad horse.


I wish I knew how to get girls to notice me...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 06, 2013, 03:24:25 PM
Granted, but he hates LoZ and makes fun of it and its fans relentlessly.

I actually wouldn't mind this. As long as he didn't hate me because of the fandom I was in.

Granted, but you become ugly and they notice you because of that, and they avoid you.

I wish there were more hot gay guys in the world...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2013, 04:46:47 PM
Granted, but now they only want people who look like them.


I wish I could get a girl...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 06, 2013, 05:25:49 PM
Granted, but she's a total player and slut and cheats on you a lot.

I wish I could get a guy or girl (though i'm kinda a bit youngish)
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 06, 2013, 05:53:53 PM
Granted, but they dump you right away, kinda how most relationships last at your age.

(seriously, guys, you really are way too young to be worrying about this...)

I wish the young people of the world would stop dating and trying to grow up too fast.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2013, 06:10:43 PM
I'm almost 20, star. I'm fine.

Granted, but we all die.


I wish Star had to wear pants forever, Dood.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 06, 2013, 06:21:48 PM
Nope, 20 is still too young. :P

Granted, but they are the ultimate uber awesome extreme epic overlord pants of horripilation that allow me to take over the world and force everyone else to never wear pants again.

I wish my car's headlights were fixed.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 06, 2013, 07:13:04 PM
Granted but the lights become death rays and destroy everything on his path

i wish for a Union
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 06, 2013, 07:16:20 PM
Granted but the lights become death rays and destroy everything on his path
But that's... What I've always wanted! :13:

Granted, but you have to do the fusion dance in front of millions of people.

I wish for a mermaid.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 06, 2013, 07:18:53 PM
dancing for milions of people? look at how much money i can earn xD

Granted but the mermaid is very expensive to metain.

i wish for a mystic creature.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2013, 09:30:07 PM
Granted. You get a Tanuki, and he swings his magic "Parts" at you and everyone else.


I wish for a demon girl who could not hurt me in any way.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 07, 2013, 10:41:23 AM
Granted but she becomes to proctective towards you and keep you friends family and others from a distance

i wish for a cute pet who obeys my every order.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 07, 2013, 09:15:01 PM
Granted, but a hawk eats it.



I wish I was good at attracting girls.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on December 08, 2013, 04:25:23 AM
Granted, ur magnetic body helps girls cling to you like never before. Then u die cuz they develop poison skin >:D

I wish I could defy physics
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 08, 2013, 07:12:38 AM
Vranted, but Physics' older brother beats you up.


I wish I wasn't so shy.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 08, 2013, 09:23:14 AM
Granted but instead your overeact on girls now.

i wish for a smexy beast
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 08, 2013, 06:05:32 PM
Granted, you are now a lion who lady lions love.


I wish for more self confidence.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 08, 2013, 08:26:27 PM
Grantd but you become an arrogant bastard.

I wis for uncorrubtible wihes.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 08, 2013, 11:25:35 PM
Granted. Your "wis"es xan never be corrupted.


I wish to find my true love.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 10, 2013, 11:57:29 AM
Granted but its the wrong gender.

i wish for a epic day.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Star Magician on December 10, 2013, 04:28:42 PM
Granted. The Earth does the fusion dance with Mars and we all die in the process.

I wish for a turtle.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: L on December 10, 2013, 05:57:28 PM
Granted. The Earth does the fusion dance with Mars and we all die in the process.

I wish for a turtle.
You get a salamander

I wish for cake
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 10, 2013, 06:27:56 PM
Granted, but it's hard as a rock.

I wish for stuff.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 10, 2013, 06:29:48 PM
Granted, but Star runs over it with her car because she does that sometimes.


I wish for a sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: L on December 10, 2013, 07:28:10 PM
Your girlfriend slaps you

I want pastaah!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 11, 2013, 02:28:10 AM
Um... I don't have a girlfriend.

Granted, but it eats you.


I wish my luck wasn't so bad...
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Will on December 11, 2013, 02:27:00 PM
granted but the things are getting really akward

i wish for even more friends here.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: L on December 11, 2013, 05:40:43 PM
Granted but they are all mudkipz

I wish for immortality!
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Scorpio on December 11, 2013, 06:00:59 PM
Granted, but Guru dies half way through your wish.


I wish more people knew Machiavelli's "The Prince" was satire.
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
Post by: Aether on December 11, 2013, 09:03:57 PM
Well I wish I knew what the heck dat is so.

That works as my response and my wish. Hue
Title: Re: Corrupted a Wish
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