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Offline Will

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« on: December 16, 2012, 07:11:14 PM »
and easy game,

somebody asks and stupid and easy to know question.
and the other gives a ret*rded answer back.



so a example

why does the world end?

because teddybears dont like you!

and so on.

why do i like pizza?


will peace ever come?

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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2012, 07:09:14 AM »
Because Pinky Pie told you to.

Why is the sky blue?

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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2012, 07:10:22 AM »
Because Radishes are red

Who doesn't believe it's not butter?

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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2012, 07:11:04 AM »
Your mom.

Why is the White House white?

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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2012, 07:13:13 AM »
Because it used to be filled with only WHITE people.

Why are people Gay?
Yes. It's true. I'm attracted to Males. Now you can all rest easy now that I confirmed it. Now we can all get back to our merry little uneventful lives now that I spouted this pointless fact that I spouted.

Have a GREAT day~

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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2012, 07:13:48 AM »
Because they're happy.

Why do people have brains?

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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2012, 07:14:56 AM »
because you're a predujice son of a Bohrok.

Is there a reason I get the feeling that this topic will fall apart easily?

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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2012, 07:16:50 AM »
because we ate too many walnuts.

Why is there a sun?
Yes. It's true. I'm attracted to Males. Now you can all rest easy now that I confirmed it. Now we can all get back to our merry little uneventful lives now that I spouted this pointless fact that I spouted.

Have a GREAT day~

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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2012, 07:19:18 AM »
Because you must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strengh of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the mooooooon!

Are you truly a man?

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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2012, 07:22:20 AM »
No. *female voice* I wasn't actualy born Mary. I was born *Male Voice* Marven.

Are you Smart?
Yes. It's true. I'm attracted to Males. Now you can all rest easy now that I confirmed it. Now we can all get back to our merry little uneventful lives now that I spouted this pointless fact that I spouted.

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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2012, 12:57:08 PM »
If by "smart" you mean "smarter than you" then yes.

Why does the stork deliver babies?

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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2012, 06:06:40 PM »
because tree,s are green in the summer

why does a human need to sleep?


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« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2012, 08:08:46 AM »
Because people eat dogs while daydreaming.

Why is this blanket so soft and warm?

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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2012, 07:52:44 PM »
because you drink to much soda

why does a  bird fly?


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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2012, 05:03:43 AM »
Because it has a beak.

Why do emus have long legs?

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