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« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2012, 05:04:32 AM »
Because they're models. Duh

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« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2012, 05:05:34 AM »
Papa Smurf

Where do eggs come from?

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« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2012, 05:08:43 AM »
Axel

How do bees fly while being heavier than they should be?

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« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2012, 05:09:48 AM »
Because they're actually miniature balloons with wings.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?

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« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2012, 05:11:35 AM »
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do I love quoting that meme so much?

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« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2012, 05:13:00 AM »
Because it reminds you of fart noises.

Why is 9000 so powerful?

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« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2012, 05:15:46 AM »
Ghost Nappa!

When there's something weird, and it don't look good, who you think it is?

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« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2012, 12:01:24 PM »
nyran mirror reflecting duh.

why does a airplane fly?


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« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2012, 12:35:16 PM »
Because it's heavy.

Why would anyone cook with tofu?

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« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2012, 07:29:58 PM »
Because Harrison Ford is a secret sumo.


Why are the crows getting bigger?

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« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2012, 08:53:02 PM »
Because they're flying north, thus breaking the code, thus slowly exploding

HOW COME THIS IS IN ALL CAPITALS???

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« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2012, 01:51:40 AM »
Because Capitalism is better than Communism. Slightly

Was it wrong that, while saying that, I did so in a Russian accent

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« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2012, 04:42:47 AM »
Yes and no. No and yes. But not maybe.


Why do birds fly South when North is up?

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« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2012, 04:44:41 AM »
Because Ice is super-effective on flying-types

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« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2012, 04:47:35 AM »
Not going there.


Do you think people will ever learn to fly?