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« on: August 04, 2013, 11:42:54 PM »
Pretty simple.   Weird phrases you've heard your grandparents use. Stupid things your friends have said.   REALLY stupid things you've overheard some idiot say.  Maybe even something odd that came out of your own mouth.  Ect.  Then maybe tell us who said it.


"In the end, all you really have is you.         Unless of course you murder someone and sew them onto your back."

/\ In my defense, I was tired last night.
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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2013, 11:45:04 PM »
Ahem... "YOU DON'T NEED NO SUGARY BOWL!!!" I've actually heard som much stupid stuff, but I shant say it all in one post.

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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2013, 11:49:32 PM »
"If evolution exists then why don't we see humans walking out of the jungle everyday?"


I stared at her, then proceeded to repeatedly hit my head on the table.  Not too violently, but at least she walked away.
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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2013, 11:51:11 PM »
"But why do you NEED apples?"

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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2013, 11:55:14 PM »
My dad:   "Would you like me to reiterate that for you?"
Idiot:    "I can read!!!"
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2013, 12:42:47 AM »
"WHY, SANTA?!"

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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2013, 01:03:01 AM »
At anytime nowhere near Christmas, I like to say, "It's a Christmas miracle" in a sing song voice about something random.
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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2013, 01:22:25 AM »
"And then I... Forget it. It's gone."

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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2013, 03:48:17 AM »
"So..."
"Buttons."
"What???"
"Sew buttons."


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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2013, 04:44:33 AM »
"And then there's Luigi. And then there's Luigi."

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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2013, 06:21:02 AM »
"A wise demon once said 'What's yours is mine, and what's mine is also mine!'"

from Disgaea 3

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« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2013, 06:23:36 AM »
"Hello, do you sell those things in those weird packages on TV?"

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« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2013, 06:47:21 AM »
A favorite of my grandma's to express when someone is really tan:   "she's as brown as a berry."
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« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2013, 06:54:42 AM »
Oh my gosh that's adorable!

"What was that one anime with the grey people and brothers that fuck?"
This will always be one of my favorite things from my best friend.

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« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2013, 06:57:53 AM »
My all time favorite thing I've ever heard come out of my grandmother's mouth: " What is today, National B**** Day or something?!?!"
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