Topic: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....  (Read 5681 times)

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« Reply #30 on: August 11, 2013, 09:46:25 PM »
[Ancient culture exhibit at a museum.]

"This looks... old."

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« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2013, 10:43:07 PM »
"We do NOT sell pepperoni here!"

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« Reply #32 on: August 12, 2013, 02:53:32 AM »
Micheal Cole: From behind!

He's a comentator on wrestling that says that.

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« Reply #33 on: August 12, 2013, 02:57:34 AM »
Angry person arguing with me, that actually caused me to lose my temper and insult them.  They replied:  "Oh yeah? What are you inferring?"
Me: "Nothing ya moron.  I'm implying,  You're inferring."


Can't remember what was said after that.  Just that his face got really red.
I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!

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« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2013, 03:49:29 AM »
I once heard a guy say "Apples? Who needs 'em?!"

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« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2013, 05:33:22 AM »
"F****** tweakers."

-Store manager at my work. :biggrin:

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« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2013, 08:15:07 AM »
I work at f*cking Dairy Queen! - my cousin

Prepare your an*s - My last girlfriend ._.

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« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2013, 05:17:09 PM »
because my langauge is different. i hear them in different ways...

but if heard this.

go leave youre sheep out ****


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« Reply #38 on: August 21, 2013, 08:17:33 PM »
"It's... An onion!"

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« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2013, 02:21:11 AM »
"You know who got off at 5 last night? Your mother." Quote from a coworker of mine.

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« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2013, 10:57:46 AM »
It's funny listening to 'Muricans trying to pronounce "General Tsao".

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« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2013, 12:55:02 PM »
I work with this one girl. She is very very perverted (kinda like some people I know here...) and she looked at me and my buddy and said "You can trust me. I'm trustworthy." We still joke about it.

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« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2013, 05:14:20 PM »
"No way! They have GRILLED chicken?!"

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« Reply #43 on: August 26, 2013, 07:03:00 PM »
(McDonalds Drive-Thru)
GUEST: Can I have a small order of fried chicken?
CASHIER: Would you like the Chicken Nuggets?
GUEST: What're those?
CASHIER: Fried chicken.
GUEST: Yeah, I'd like the small order of nuggets.
CASHIER: Would you like the 4-Piece, 6-Piece, 10-Piece, 20-Piece or 40-Piece?
GUEST: Uh...the 4-Piece, please.



All that for a 4-Piece McNugget?!

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« Reply #44 on: August 26, 2013, 10:22:23 PM »
Don't eat that, that's kaka!

Kaka is such a funny word.