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« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2013, 07:02:58 AM »
"I want u leg lol"

prinny prinny prinny prinny prinny prinny prinny prinny dood

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« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2013, 03:44:54 PM »
"Do you wanna see what's in my pockets?" I walked away after hearing that, even if the guy wasn't talking to me.

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« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2013, 06:01:51 PM »
"Wow, look at all this free porn," says my mom as we walk into the mall.

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« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2013, 06:14:46 PM »
"I like the movie about those short guys and their bad ring."

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« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2013, 06:27:45 PM »
"Oh, I know this game! That's the game with the floating pebble with an eye!"

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« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2013, 06:55:36 PM »
"Can you really call Swiss Cheese cheese?"

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« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2013, 07:05:03 PM »
/\ Wat???


"Guys! Did you guys know that penguins aren't the only bird that can't fly?!"

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"Uh, Shelby...."
Then followed a list of birds that can't fly. My favorite comment was "Boobies."  To which poor Shelby smugly said, "Boobies aren't a bird."
Me: *sigh* "Shelby....."
I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!

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« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2013, 08:27:57 PM »
"It's better that naked guy."

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« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2013, 08:37:07 PM »
*ahem*  Sorry 'bout this one.   Read at your own risk \/
"Well, it's no skin off my testicles."
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« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2013, 08:58:36 PM »
"Do you know who don't get enough credit for their architecture? The Nazis."

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« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2013, 04:20:24 PM »
"I'm so mad I could spit."

I have NO idea where I picked that up. It doesn't even make sense.   Also, while we're on that topic,  why do guys spit so much?  Do you naturally produce more saliva? It doesn't gross me out, only confuses me. You're like llamas.
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« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2013, 05:07:11 PM »
"Learn your _____"
I find this strange when someone tells you to go learn something you already know about very well. I tend to find this insulting.

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« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2013, 05:14:52 PM »
/\   I agree with that.



Among the stupid things I hear every day: YOLO,     I hear it way too often, and to me it simply means You Obviously Lack Originality.
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« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2013, 05:21:52 PM »
^Agreed Though i wonder if anyone knows that a biker in pokemon said it first.

When a doctor tells you "Don't tense up" when they are about to stick in the arm with a syringe but told you to keep a tight fist, even though you just told them your scared of Syringes.

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« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2013, 08:36:40 PM »
"GIVE ME BACK MY SQUISHY BALL!!!!!!!!!"