Topic: Unintentionally channeled my inner Star Magician again...  (Read 611 times)

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« on: November 18, 2014, 10:33:47 PM »
So, I got a random text from a unknown number, and then four minutes after I responded, ANOTHER text fromANOTHER uknown number. I know I can't hold a candle to the awe inspiring Star,  but this is what happens when Cheese gets bored...

CELL #1: wat
Me: Can't talk now.  I'm disposing of a body.

CELL #2: DID YOU GET A POOPIE
Me: No, but I've been considering getting a puppy.    That way I'll have a better way to lure celebrities into my van....
CELL #2: True shit.
Me: It is indeed.  Celebrities these days never go for the candy.  They're all "watching their weight."   Whatever that means.  Losers.
CELL#2: Exactly! Need to learn where its at
Me: Sometimes I catch the occasional comedian,  but their skin is usually too low quality to make a decent jacket out of.
I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!

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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2014, 10:25:31 AM »
You've come a long way, Cheese. I'm very proud. :') Just sayin'

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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2014, 04:29:50 PM »
Thanks XD
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« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2014, 11:31:39 AM »
By the way, you and I both know it was 100% intentional. Just sayin'

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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2014, 04:27:40 PM »
To screw with them, yes.   I actually forgot about you until it was over.  I probably could have done better by modeling my work after you... oh well. 
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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2014, 11:24:54 AM »
Any Buffalo Bill references are A+ in my book. Just sayin'

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