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Do you ever use pickup lines?

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« on: November 20, 2012, 02:42:27 AM »
Alright guys, keep them as clean and as inoffensive as possible. Aaand, go!


Hey baby if I call you a kitty, can I pet you?     

*wags eyebrows*
I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!

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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2012, 06:53:04 AM »
Oh c'mon guys, I have so many. 

Here's one:    You're hydrogen on my periodic table ;)
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2012, 07:50:16 AM »
ready cheese? here is mine
 hey, your the one i want to survive the zombie Apocalypse with
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2012, 08:33:04 AM »
My absolute favorite one:

Are you an alien? 'Cause you just abducted my heart. 



    (Just stay away from me with that anal probe)
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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2012, 08:44:20 AM »
mars preference

everytime i see you my psyenergy becomes filled again with joy


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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2012, 08:49:14 AM »
I don't always hook up with hotties. But when I do, I hook up with you.

prinny prinny prinny prinny prinny prinny prinny prinny dood

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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2012, 08:55:11 AM »
mercury refrence

your looks make the oceans go wild!


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« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2012, 08:56:37 AM »
are you McDonald because i'm loving you
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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2012, 09:08:44 AM »
Astronaut woman! Prepare to be probed!
I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!

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« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2012, 09:10:53 AM »
Astronaut woman! Prepare to be probed!
lol
is the room on fire or is it just you
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« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2012, 09:25:46 AM »
is the room on fire or is it just you

Actually, I get that one a lot, but only 'cause I'm a redhead.

Do you like strawberries or blueberries? I want to know what to put on your pancakes tomorrow morning ;)
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« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2012, 09:29:37 AM »
hehe redeheads are nice jk lol no offense

  are we in burger king? because you look better than anything in here
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« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2012, 09:34:32 AM »
hehe redeheads are nice jk lol no offense

None taken.   :smile:

Are we in Mc Donald's? 'Cause babe you got nice buns.
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« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2012, 09:42:37 AM »
Are you a Jupiter Adept, because you've blown me away

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« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2012, 09:51:02 AM »
*gestures for you to come over with one finger* 
       *You walk over*
I just made you come with one finger.
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