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Title: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 04, 2013, 11:42:54 PM
Pretty simple.   Weird phrases you've heard your grandparents use. Stupid things your friends have said.   REALLY stupid things you've overheard some idiot say.  Maybe even something odd that came out of your own mouth.  Ect.  Then maybe tell us who said it.


"In the end, all you really have is you.         Unless of course you murder someone and sew them onto your back."

/\ In my defense, I was tired last night.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on August 04, 2013, 11:45:04 PM
Ahem... "YOU DON'T NEED NO SUGARY BOWL!!!" I've actually heard som much stupid stuff, but I shant say it all in one post.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 04, 2013, 11:49:32 PM
"If evolution exists then why don't we see humans walking out of the jungle everyday?"


I stared at her, then proceeded to repeatedly hit my head on the table.  Not too violently, but at least she walked away.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on August 04, 2013, 11:51:11 PM
"But why do you NEED apples?"
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 04, 2013, 11:55:14 PM
My dad:   "Would you like me to reiterate that for you?"
Idiot:    "I can read!!!"
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on August 05, 2013, 12:42:47 AM
"WHY, SANTA?!"
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 05, 2013, 01:03:01 AM
At anytime nowhere near Christmas, I like to say, "It's a Christmas miracle" in a sing song voice about something random.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on August 05, 2013, 01:22:25 AM
"And then I... Forget it. It's gone."
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 05, 2013, 03:48:17 AM
"So..."
"Buttons."
"What???"
"Sew buttons."


???
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on August 05, 2013, 04:44:33 AM
"And then there's Luigi. And then there's Luigi."
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Star Magician on August 05, 2013, 06:21:02 AM
"A wise demon once said 'What's yours is mine, and what's mine is also mine!'"

from Disgaea 3
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: W0D on August 05, 2013, 06:23:36 AM
"Hello, do you sell those things in those weird packages on TV?"
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 05, 2013, 06:47:21 AM
A favorite of my grandma's to express when someone is really tan:   "she's as brown as a berry."
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: W0D on August 05, 2013, 06:54:42 AM
Oh my gosh that's adorable!

"What was that one anime with the grey people and brothers that fuck?"
This will always be one of my favorite things from my best friend.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 05, 2013, 06:57:53 AM
My all time favorite thing I've ever heard come out of my grandmother's mouth: " What is today, National B**** Day or something?!?!"
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Star Magician on August 05, 2013, 07:02:58 AM
"I want u leg lol"
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on August 05, 2013, 03:44:54 PM
"Do you wanna see what's in my pockets?" I walked away after hearing that, even if the guy wasn't talking to me.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: W0D on August 05, 2013, 06:01:51 PM
"Wow, look at all this free porn," says my mom as we walk into the mall.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on August 05, 2013, 06:14:46 PM
"I like the movie about those short guys and their bad ring."
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: W0D on August 05, 2013, 06:27:45 PM
"Oh, I know this game! That's the game with the floating pebble with an eye!"
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on August 05, 2013, 06:55:36 PM
"Can you really call Swiss Cheese cheese?"
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 05, 2013, 07:05:03 PM
/\ Wat???


"Guys! Did you guys know that penguins aren't the only bird that can't fly?!"

 :blink:
"Uh, Shelby...."
Then followed a list of birds that can't fly. My favorite comment was "Boobies."  To which poor Shelby smugly said, "Boobies aren't a bird."
Me: *sigh* "Shelby....."
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on August 05, 2013, 08:27:57 PM
"It's better that naked guy."
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 05, 2013, 08:37:07 PM
*ahem*  Sorry 'bout this one.   Read at your own risk \/
"Well, it's no skin off my testicles."
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on August 05, 2013, 08:58:36 PM
"Do you know who don't get enough credit for their architecture? The Nazis."
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 11, 2013, 04:20:24 PM
"I'm so mad I could spit."

I have NO idea where I picked that up. It doesn't even make sense.   Also, while we're on that topic,  why do guys spit so much?  Do you naturally produce more saliva? It doesn't gross me out, only confuses me. You're like llamas.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: TakoshiWolfite on August 11, 2013, 05:07:11 PM
"Learn your _____"
I find this strange when someone tells you to go learn something you already know about very well. I tend to find this insulting.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 11, 2013, 05:14:52 PM
/\   I agree with that.



Among the stupid things I hear every day: YOLO,     I hear it way too often, and to me it simply means You Obviously Lack Originality.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: TakoshiWolfite on August 11, 2013, 05:21:52 PM
^Agreed Though i wonder if anyone knows that a biker in pokemon said it first.

When a doctor tells you "Don't tense up" when they are about to stick in the arm with a syringe but told you to keep a tight fist, even though you just told them your scared of Syringes.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on August 11, 2013, 08:36:40 PM
"GIVE ME BACK MY SQUISHY BALL!!!!!!!!!"
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: J on August 11, 2013, 09:46:25 PM
[Ancient culture exhibit at a museum.]

"This looks... old."
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on August 11, 2013, 10:43:07 PM
"We do NOT sell pepperoni here!"
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Team Flare Zakk ( Agatio ) on August 12, 2013, 02:53:32 AM
Micheal Cole: From behind!

He's a comentator on wrestling that says that.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on August 12, 2013, 02:57:34 AM
Angry person arguing with me, that actually caused me to lose my temper and insult them.  They replied:  "Oh yeah? What are you inferring?"
Me: "Nothing ya moron.  I'm implying,  You're inferring."


Can't remember what was said after that.  Just that his face got really red.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on August 12, 2013, 03:49:29 AM
I once heard a guy say "Apples? Who needs 'em?!"
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Star Magician on August 21, 2013, 05:33:22 AM
"F****** tweakers."

-Store manager at my work. :biggrin:
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Light on August 21, 2013, 08:15:07 AM
I work at f*cking Dairy Queen! - my cousin

Prepare your an*s - My last girlfriend ._.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Will on August 21, 2013, 05:17:09 PM
because my langauge is different. i hear them in different ways...

but if heard this.

go leave youre sheep out ****
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on August 21, 2013, 08:17:33 PM
"It's... An onion!"
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Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 23, 2013, 02:21:11 AM
"You know who got off at 5 last night? Your mother." Quote from a coworker of mine.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Star Magician on August 26, 2013, 10:57:46 AM
It's funny listening to 'Muricans trying to pronounce "General Tsao".
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 26, 2013, 12:55:02 PM
I work with this one girl. She is very very perverted (kinda like some people I know here...) and she looked at me and my buddy and said "You can trust me. I'm trustworthy." We still joke about it.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on August 26, 2013, 05:14:20 PM
"No way! They have GRILLED chicken?!"
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 26, 2013, 07:03:00 PM
(McDonalds Drive-Thru)
GUEST: Can I have a small order of fried chicken?
CASHIER: Would you like the Chicken Nuggets?
GUEST: What're those?
CASHIER: Fried chicken.
GUEST: Yeah, I'd like the small order of nuggets.
CASHIER: Would you like the 4-Piece, 6-Piece, 10-Piece, 20-Piece or 40-Piece?
GUEST: Uh...the 4-Piece, please.



All that for a 4-Piece McNugget?!
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Team Flare Zakk ( Agatio ) on August 26, 2013, 10:22:23 PM
Don't eat that, that's kaka!

Kaka is such a funny word.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Star Magician on August 27, 2013, 06:57:58 AM
.......There are people in 'Murica who don't know what's on the menu at McDonald's...?
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on August 28, 2013, 10:42:11 AM
Yes, Star. There are.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Star Magician on November 22, 2013, 01:11:47 PM
I've heard someone on this here forum say some strange things about gingers.  ;)
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Team Flare Zakk ( Agatio ) on November 24, 2013, 07:16:20 AM
I heard some strange quotes from commentary on wrestling.

Cole: From behind!
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on November 25, 2013, 01:41:01 AM
"Oooh... I wonder what she's wearing under there."

Some girl at the mall.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on November 25, 2013, 03:00:49 AM
ME: "Yo, Justin: Waddup?"

JUSTIN: "Our d*cks in airplanes. Want a ride?"
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on November 25, 2013, 03:27:49 AM
"There was a Doctor before the one with the coat?" This will anger most Doctor Who fans.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on November 25, 2013, 06:29:41 AM
(..... *brain explodes and oozes out my nostrils*)
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on November 25, 2013, 03:31:20 PM
"I'm on cocaine! COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE!"

Coworker using a weird, high-pitched voice.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Star Magician on November 26, 2013, 06:57:53 AM
"Your mom is a mop"

Co-worker.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on November 26, 2013, 07:37:39 AM
"I hate everything." Seriously, some dude at the now closed Gamestop from the mall by me? Everything?
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Star Magician on December 02, 2013, 02:36:32 PM
"Aw yeah, all over my back and lower face."

'Nother co-worker.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on December 02, 2013, 04:38:30 PM
"SHUT UP, SKYLER!" This unhinged guy at a Burger King yelled as he pounded the counter.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 03, 2013, 03:00:53 PM
"I'm about to touch your butthole." A girl playing Magic against me just before she cast Gisella and completely demolished me.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Will on December 06, 2013, 07:22:52 PM
Dood... this random tekst from persons here. o_o
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on December 06, 2013, 09:24:33 PM
Why's that strange, Dood?
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 07, 2013, 03:20:14 AM
"My hand is sooo cramped!  Tomorrow I'm doing oral."



Now,  I realize that she was talking about a project with one of her friends,    but that didn't stop me from confusing my friend with continuous, seemingly random giggling.    I'm still laughing.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on December 07, 2013, 04:58:47 AM
"Fear is just a three letter word." Umm... I think that may be wrong, guy at the mall...
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Will on December 07, 2013, 10:42:26 AM
nvm

dont abuse me, but use the other guys. strange friend talk.
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Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 07, 2013, 04:29:44 PM
WARNING: THis one is graphic.

"Iii'm gonna staaaab you. Iiiiin the face. Wiiith my d*ck." One of my more perverted friends.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 07, 2013, 05:24:26 PM
Hey I have a friend who says that too /\

He also says,  "Only single people are aloud to grab my man boobs.  Sorry.  But you can touch my sternum."
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Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 07, 2013, 05:53:16 PM
"Your mom."
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Will on December 07, 2013, 06:06:07 PM
your mom your dad your familie

respond from me: why my familie?

him: because i want so...
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Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 07, 2013, 06:23:38 PM
"Lick it all off my finger."

-Manager at McDonalds.
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Post by: Star Magician on December 07, 2013, 06:47:10 PM
"It's hotter than Satan's a**hole in here."

Can't remember where I heard this XD
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Post by: Scorpio on December 07, 2013, 08:53:06 PM
"Quit being so ****, and not in the fun way." Some girl at the mall to her boyfriend.
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Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 08, 2013, 03:21:11 AM
... too many four letter words.   PM me that one.
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Post by: Scorpio on December 08, 2013, 07:09:35 AM
Will do.
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Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 08, 2013, 08:30:56 PM
Who got your butt wet?
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 14, 2013, 05:03:10 AM
*two girls talking about one going to the other's house*
Me: Can I come too?   *laughs heartily* Never mind. *laughs some more then looks at them suddenly serious*   I'm already living in your closet.

I was feeling random.   But she's a friend so she's only half disturbed :biggrin:
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Post by: Scorpio on December 14, 2013, 05:43:41 AM
I applaud you, madam.
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Post by: Star Magician on December 14, 2013, 07:54:56 AM
*two girls talking about one going to the other's house*
Me: Can I come too?   *laughs heartily* Never mind. *laughs some more then looks at them suddenly serious*   I'm already living in your closet.

I was feeling random.   But she's a friend so she's only half disturbed :biggrin:
+1 internetz 4 u
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Star Magician on December 20, 2013, 09:25:24 PM
Insane customer at work:
*answers cell phone in a rage*
"I called you three times and you ignored me three times!"
a minute later, at the top of her lungs:
"Stop F****** yelling at me!"
 :55:
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on December 21, 2013, 03:21:11 AM
*two girls talking about one going to the other's house*
Me: Can I come too?   *laughs heartily* Never mind. *laughs some more then looks at them suddenly serious*   I'm already living in your closet.

I was feeling random.   But she's a friend so she's only half disturbed :biggrin:
Follow up:  I invited the other friend over to the first's closet for tea.   In front of the first.  Now it has become a run on joke.  Even the teacher is involved :biggrin:
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Post by: Scorpio on December 21, 2013, 05:22:28 PM
Nice, Cheese. That's awesome.
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Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on December 21, 2013, 09:28:56 PM
Very impressive!
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Post by: Aether on January 02, 2014, 08:36:30 PM
"I blame the economy for Wrecking Ball." -My six year old brother
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Post by: Star Magician on January 08, 2014, 12:56:14 PM
If I only could post some of the things that come out of my coworker's mouth without getting banned. T^T
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Aether on January 09, 2014, 10:17:18 PM
You must pm me. Tell me dem deets.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on March 05, 2014, 04:12:43 AM
    Okay, so I was sitting on a bench with a couple friends and my boyfriend when a teacher walked up and said hi. He then turned straight at me and asked, "Are you two dating?"
    I was startled and replied, "Uhh, yes."
    Without missing the beat the teacher said, "I'm so sorry," turned, and walked away.   Meanwhile my boyfriend was all like, "Da fuq?"
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Post by: Aether on March 05, 2014, 04:49:44 AM
u just got disapproved ohohohoho
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 15, 2014, 02:09:46 AM
*bump*


Me:  *mutters to myself over a math problem*

Girl next to me: "You know, if you keep talking to yourself, people are going to start to thing you're crazy."

Me:  *looks her straight in the eye*  "Meow."
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on April 15, 2014, 02:38:18 AM
I didn't hear this, I read it, but...

"I can fit three of my dogs in it. Or cats."

No, I won't give context.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Ailanthus on April 15, 2014, 06:22:02 AM
"I'm having a girl over later so, can you go hang out with your brother ?" "I don't want to have to explain why I have a naked man sleeping in my closet."

It was really hot that summer.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 20, 2014, 03:20:15 PM
First, I have to say that I don't consider myself to be particularly funny,  but I do think I have my moments, and I believe this was one of them:

 My friend asked what I was doing today and if I wanted to hang out.   I said "Easter."  He said, "But I'm booored and Jesus doesn't exist."           I said, "Of COURSE Jesus isn't real, silly.    On this day we celebrate the great god Peter Cottontail by eating sweets and hiding/hunting the unborn of his most hated enemy, the chicken."


(Sorry to any I've  offended, it was only a jest)
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Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 21, 2014, 12:59:34 AM
My grandma:  "I've always been attracted to left-handed people."   

What???   O_o
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on April 26, 2014, 03:43:15 AM
(Triple posting bad, I know, but my thread my rules)

I was talking to a guy and he asked me if I had any chapstick, so I handed him mine, to which he said, "Sweet!  I knew you looked like a Carmex kind of girl!"

So I ask, what exactly does a Carmex kind of girl look like?
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Ailanthus on April 26, 2014, 03:57:04 AM
One of my friends didn't know what a Super Gameboy was. After we told him he said
"Oh, so it's like hacking before there was computers."


"Sweet!  I knew you looked like a Carmex kind of girl!"
What  :gshuh:
Was he extremely nervous or something ?
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Post by: Scorpio on April 26, 2014, 04:19:06 AM
"It's just a muffin." Again, I will give no context.

"How much is this dish?" The woman said At the freaking dollar store with "Evertything is $1!" signs everywhere.
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Post by: Star Magician on April 26, 2014, 11:38:32 AM
"The color green is the color of my vagina."
-random person on GTA Online.
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Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on April 28, 2014, 02:15:44 PM
"Zach, look at how little meat is in my taco!"

"Josh, I really don't care."

"Oh yeah, you like your meat small"

"Josh, you gotta start small and work your way up."

~Conversation between myself and my room-mate.
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Post by: Aether on April 28, 2014, 11:50:16 PM
Soltur likes small meat  :89:
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Post by: Ailanthus on April 29, 2014, 01:51:38 AM
My best friend quoting Benjamin Franklin. "Religion is like lighthouses, it's f***ing g*y and only helps boats."

I'm not sure how drunk we were that night, but it didn't make sense then either.
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Post by: Scorpio on April 29, 2014, 01:54:01 AM
"Who wants to get naked?!" Some guy at a restaurant.
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Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on April 29, 2014, 09:06:58 PM
Soltur likes small meat  :89:

Remember: One must start small and work their way up. 8D
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Post by: Ailanthus on April 29, 2014, 11:58:04 PM
"I guess I'll just go punch my own soul out !" ~ every time my little brother was angry for years.
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Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on April 30, 2014, 12:06:09 AM
"Fo sho yo! Yeah! *bark bark*" My brother. 'Nuff said.
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Post by: Scorpio on April 30, 2014, 04:46:52 AM
The store brand "Is It Butter?" may count, but it's something I read.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Tetsu (Soltur) on April 30, 2014, 06:06:01 AM
"Time to eat some faces" My room mate
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Post by: CHEESE4ALL on May 25, 2014, 04:28:29 AM
"Your lips are so soft.  Like pancakes."

...
...
...

I just don't know how to take this.
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Post by: Star Magician on May 25, 2014, 04:45:08 AM
I LUV MAH PANCAKES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeBndO0vOLc#)
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Aether on May 25, 2014, 03:17:44 PM
I think Cheese and Soltur know the same person
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Post by: Star Magician on May 29, 2014, 12:18:02 PM
"Even if I was gay, I'd still be single."

...

I said this lol.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Aether on May 30, 2014, 02:04:58 AM
Even if I was married I'd still be single
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Post by: CHEESE4ALL on June 06, 2014, 07:09:16 PM
   "Okay, well, I need to take a shower now."
"Great, now I'm just picturing you naked."
   "Well, how do I look?"
"Not bad."
   "Oh?"
"Yeah, I'd do you."
   "Oh, that's so sweet!"
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on June 06, 2014, 07:51:23 PM
Wow. That's not strange, that's funny.
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Post by: Xazel on June 07, 2014, 03:30:25 AM
"You eat fork with a burrito?!"
Me: "No, I eat burrito with a fork."
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: CHEESE4ALL on June 07, 2014, 04:25:22 PM
Wow. That's not strange, that's funny.

One of those people was me  :23:
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Post by: Scorpio on June 07, 2014, 04:50:52 PM
You were the one picturing people naked, weren't you?
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Post by: Aether on June 07, 2014, 05:01:50 PM
She was the stalker eavesdropping on two people's conversation
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Post by: Star Magician on June 08, 2014, 07:08:03 AM
No, that was me. Just sayin'

"Hurry up, I'm crowning a brown right now!"
-coworker waiting to use the restroom...
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on June 08, 2014, 02:40:13 PM
"Awesome Possum? I think not." Some guy at the mall.
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Ailanthus on June 08, 2014, 08:28:22 PM
"The power is on ! My flashlight is working !"
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on June 09, 2014, 04:33:48 AM
"You can't die if you're killed, duh."
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Aether on June 10, 2014, 08:18:43 PM

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Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on July 02, 2014, 06:23:00 AM
"Shrek is love. Shrek is Life."
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on March 01, 2017, 10:11:04 AM
"The Watergate Scandal?  Thanks, Obama."
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Aether on March 05, 2017, 07:56:58 PM
"Watermelons are 80% water. So are we. Jesus walked on water. So we must be Jesus."
Title: Re: Strange Things You've Heard People Say....
Post by: Scorpio on March 05, 2017, 08:02:48 PM
Old man: *Slams table with fist* "I want soup!"
He gets his soup: *Slams table with fist* "It's too hot!"