Strange Things You've Heard People Say....

[CHEESE4ALL]

Pretty simple.   Weird phrases you've heard your grandparents use. Stupid things your friends have said.   REALLY stupid things you've overheard some idiot say.  Maybe even something odd that came out of your own mouth.  Ect.  Then maybe tell us who said it.


"In the end, all you really have is you.         Unless of course you murder someone and sew them onto your back."

/\ In my defense, I was tired last night.

[Scorpio]

Ahem... "YOU DON'T NEED NO SUGARY BOWL!!!" I've actually heard som much stupid stuff, but I shant say it all in one post.

[CHEESE4ALL]

"If evolution exists then why don't we see humans walking out of the jungle everyday?"


I stared at her, then proceeded to repeatedly hit my head on the table.  Not too violently, but at least she walked away.

[Scorpio]

"But why do you NEED apples?"

[CHEESE4ALL]

My dad:   "Would you like me to reiterate that for you?"
Idiot:    "I can read!!!"

[Scorpio]

"WHY, SANTA?!"

[CHEESE4ALL]

At anytime nowhere near Christmas, I like to say, "It's a Christmas miracle" in a sing song voice about something random.

[Scorpio]

"And then I... Forget it. It's gone."

[CHEESE4ALL]

"So..."
"Buttons."
"What???"
"Sew buttons."

[Scorpio]

"And then there's Luigi. And then there's Luigi."

[Star Magician]

"A wise demon once said 'What's yours is mine, and what's mine is also mine!'"

from Disgaea 3

[W0D]

"Hello, do you sell those things in those weird packages on TV?"

[CHEESE4ALL]

A favorite of my grandma's to express when someone is really tan:   "she's as brown as a berry."

[W0D]

Oh my gosh that's adorable!

"What was that one anime with the grey people and brothers that fuck?"
This will always be one of my favorite things from my best friend.

[CHEESE4ALL]

My all time favorite thing I've ever heard come out of my grandmother's mouth: " What is today, National B**** Day or something?!?!"