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Villages of the Kingdom => Soaktropolis - Village of Spam => Topic started by: Will on December 16, 2012, 07:11:14 PM

Title: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Will on December 16, 2012, 07:11:14 PM
and easy game,

somebody asks and stupid and easy to know question.
and the other gives a ret*rded answer back.

(http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9643/durrm.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/339/durrm.png/)

so a example

why does the world end?

because teddybears dont like you!

and so on.

why do i like pizza?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Star Magician on December 17, 2012, 07:09:14 AM
Because Pinky Pie told you to.

Why is the sky blue?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Nyran on December 17, 2012, 07:10:22 AM
Because Radishes are red

Who doesn't believe it's not butter?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Star Magician on December 17, 2012, 07:11:04 AM
Your mom.

Why is the White House white?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 17, 2012, 07:13:13 AM
Because it used to be filled with only WHITE people.

Why are people Gay?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Star Magician on December 17, 2012, 07:13:48 AM
Because they're happy.

Why do people have brains?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Nyran on December 17, 2012, 07:14:56 AM
because you're a predujice son of a Bohrok.

Is there a reason I get the feeling that this topic will fall apart easily?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 17, 2012, 07:16:50 AM
because we ate too many walnuts.

Why is there a sun?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Nyran on December 17, 2012, 07:19:18 AM
Because you must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strengh of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the mooooooon!

Are you truly a man?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Ivan Strider on December 17, 2012, 07:22:20 AM
No. *female voice* I wasn't actualy born Mary. I was born *Male Voice* Marven.

Are you Smart?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Star Magician on December 18, 2012, 12:57:08 PM
If by "smart" you mean "smarter than you" then yes.

Why does the stork deliver babies?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Will on December 18, 2012, 06:06:40 PM
because tree,s are green in the summer

why does a human need to sleep?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Star Magician on December 19, 2012, 08:08:46 AM
Because people eat dogs while daydreaming.

Why is this blanket so soft and warm?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Will on December 19, 2012, 07:52:44 PM
because you drink to much soda

why does a  bird fly?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Star Magician on December 20, 2012, 05:03:43 AM
Because it has a beak.

Why do emus have long legs?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Nyran on December 20, 2012, 05:04:32 AM
Because they're models. Duh

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Star Magician on December 20, 2012, 05:05:34 AM
Papa Smurf

Where do eggs come from?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Nyran on December 20, 2012, 05:08:43 AM
Axel

How do bees fly while being heavier than they should be?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Star Magician on December 20, 2012, 05:09:48 AM
Because they're actually miniature balloons with wings.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Nyran on December 20, 2012, 05:11:35 AM
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do I love quoting that meme so much?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Star Magician on December 20, 2012, 05:13:00 AM
Because it reminds you of fart noises.

Why is 9000 so powerful?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Nyran on December 20, 2012, 05:15:46 AM
Ghost Nappa!

When there's something weird, and it don't look good, who you think it is?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Will on December 20, 2012, 12:01:24 PM
nyran mirror reflecting duh.

why does a airplane fly?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Star Magician on December 20, 2012, 12:35:16 PM
Because it's heavy.

Why would anyone cook with tofu?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Scorpio on December 20, 2012, 07:29:58 PM
Because Harrison Ford is a secret sumo.


Why are the crows getting bigger?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Aether on December 20, 2012, 08:53:02 PM
Because they're flying north, thus breaking the code, thus slowly exploding

HOW COME THIS IS IN ALL CAPITALS???
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Nyran on December 21, 2012, 01:51:40 AM
Because Capitalism is better than Communism. Slightly

Was it wrong that, while saying that, I did so in a Russian accent
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Scorpio on December 21, 2012, 04:42:47 AM
Yes and no. No and yes. But not maybe.


Why do birds fly South when North is up?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Nyran on December 21, 2012, 04:44:41 AM
Because Ice is super-effective on flying-types

Do you like my sword?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Scorpio on December 21, 2012, 04:47:35 AM
Not going there.


Do you think people will ever learn to fly?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Nyran on December 21, 2012, 04:49:15 AM
Kung-Fu Action Jesus. Answers everything

Does someone have a sick mind?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Scorpio on December 21, 2012, 04:53:41 AM
No, my mind doesn't even have a fever.



Is "Arby's" food?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Will on December 21, 2012, 10:19:22 AM
if you like human flesh.


does a horse make a noise?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Scorpio on December 21, 2012, 05:09:06 PM
yes. Especially in a meat grinder.


Does Anorith dream?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Will on December 21, 2012, 05:43:38 PM
when the absorp you're dream

does the world end at 19:00 at clock here? (serously people are now all like the world is going to end on this time piece -.- )
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Scorpio on December 21, 2012, 06:08:12 PM
Nope, the world ended and restarted in the exact same place ten minutes ago.


SUUUUUUUUPAAAAAAAA?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Aether on December 23, 2012, 11:00:40 PM
DUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If I decide to die, would i die?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Star Magician on January 14, 2013, 11:15:01 AM
No, you would find yourself in a washing machine.

Can pigs fly?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Nyran on January 14, 2013, 02:33:38 PM
Count up Your Crimes!

Why do I get the feeling Lilipup sucks.
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Star Magician on January 14, 2013, 02:51:22 PM
Because he doesn't shave.

Where do bears poop?
Title: Re: perfect anwers for stupid questions
Post by: Scorpio on March 01, 2017, 10:07:22 AM
Because snakes sing.


Why are there four men named Gary, but only one named Garry?