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« Reply #90 on: August 02, 2013, 02:44:52 PM »
When you are being chased by an aggressive, hungry lion the best thing to do is stand still and stare at it.  If this doesn't work I'll give you twenty dollars for your troubles.

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« Reply #91 on: August 03, 2013, 09:25:15 AM »
How fast can a cheetah run? Pretty fast! Ha, that's a knee-slapper!

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« Reply #92 on: August 06, 2013, 05:44:42 AM »
Barry: Take a look at this, it's a weapon and it's really powerful, especially against living things

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Jill: Oh Barry

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« Reply #93 on: August 07, 2013, 07:11:50 PM »
"How many gingers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they don't need lightbulbs, they provide flame."



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I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!