Act 1
Scene 1
(Thunder, Valley, Morning Mist)
[NEPTUNE ENTER]
Neptune:
Siteth by the glaring fire lit and bestow your honorable buttocks onto the cool earth,
Listen to thy Neptune's truthful wordths,
As he pronouceth only second to infinity's number,
The amount of uncertainty's victim that fell because of decipher
BEHOLD,
The various peoplees of a lost water kingdom,
hath not been welded together since yesterday's dusk's sitcom.
[Witches and Clan Members and Leaders ENTER)
Witch 1: Coming Paddock
Witch 2: Boil Boil Toil and Trouble
Witch 3: Lesser than Macbeth, but so Much Greater
Macbeth: So tis' true
(Exit Macbeth and Witches)
Neptune:
I have call thee, you devices of evil to declare
MIRROR MIRROR, ON THY WALL
WHO IS MEMBER OF THY CLAN OF THEM ALL
Who is thee possessor of devil himself's flames and who is thou demon who representheth tis,
Who liveth in igloo and calls himself the snowman devil?
Who rolls themself in muddd and have fungi feet, and who of this people who calleth themselves by the name "Mother Nature"
Who likes to casteth the kites of death and who is the anchorman of tomorrow's forecast?
Which people's like to play hallowean and who is the best man of the costume?
Finally! Who dares run around acting all nice and friendly but also striketh flash lits into victim's helpless eyes?
GATHERERs! DECLARE YOURSELVES!
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