Topic: perfect anwers for stupid questions (Read 3200 times)

Nyran · « **Reply #15 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:04:32 AM »

Because they're models. Duh

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

Star Magician · « **Reply #16 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:05:34 AM »

Papa Smurf

Where do eggs come from?

Nyran · « **Reply #17 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:08:43 AM »

Axel

How do bees fly while being heavier than they should be?

Star Magician · « **Reply #18 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:09:48 AM »

Because they're actually miniature balloons with wings.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?

Nyran · « **Reply #19 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:11:35 AM »

OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do I love quoting that meme so much?

Star Magician · « **Reply #20 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:13:00 AM »

Because it reminds you of fart noises.

Why is 9000 so powerful?

Nyran · « **Reply #21 on:** December 20, 2012, 05:15:46 AM »

Ghost Nappa!

When there's something weird, and it don't look good, who you think it is?

Will · « **Reply #22 on:** December 20, 2012, 12:01:24 PM »

nyran mirror reflecting duh.

why does a airplane fly?

Star Magician · « **Reply #23 on:** December 20, 2012, 12:35:16 PM »

Because it's heavy.

Why would anyone cook with tofu?

Scorpio · « **Reply #24 on:** December 20, 2012, 07:29:58 PM »

Because Harrison Ford is a secret sumo.

Why are the crows getting bigger?

Aether · « **Reply #25 on:** December 20, 2012, 08:53:02 PM »

Because they're flying north, thus breaking the code, thus slowly exploding

HOW COME THIS IS IN ALL CAPITALS???

Nyran · « **Reply #26 on:** December 21, 2012, 01:51:40 AM »

Because Capitalism is better than Communism. Slightly

Was it wrong that, while saying that, I did so in a Russian accent

Scorpio · « **Reply #27 on:** December 21, 2012, 04:42:47 AM »

Yes and no. No and yes. But not maybe.

Why do birds fly South when North is up?

Nyran · « **Reply #28 on:** December 21, 2012, 04:44:41 AM »

Because Ice is super-effective on flying-types

Do you like my sword?

Scorpio · « **Reply #29 on:** December 21, 2012, 04:47:35 AM »

Not going there.

Do you think people will ever learn to fly?