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« on: February 25, 2013, 11:15:05 PM »
List if:

You can
Why
Explain

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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2013, 11:28:41 PM »
Of course
I am one
I was the first. Scientists tried to find the cure to all diseases. They tested it on me, a very sick man. Although, they must have gotten wrong numbers, because afterwards, I died, then came back to life. My sole purpose is to eradicate petty humans who turned me into this, by making them undead as well. Also, I chat in the amazing Lost Waters

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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2013, 02:16:53 AM »
I can.

I am able to go back in time and cause disturbances, but never cause paradoxes unless I want to. I can create alternate timelines and create a group of myselves that don't share all of the same attributes.

This power was given to me by my most future self chaos, the 'Destroyer of Worlds' to protect the world he was born in. Other Reason? Unknown. I also practice sword fighting.
Yes. It's true. I'm attracted to Males. Now you can all rest easy now that I confirmed it. Now we can all get back to our merry little uneventful lives now that I spouted this pointless fact that I spouted.

Have a GREAT day~

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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2013, 02:19:24 AM »
Don't you love our unique answers

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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2013, 02:27:07 AM »
yes don't you?
Yes. It's true. I'm attracted to Males. Now you can all rest easy now that I confirmed it. Now we can all get back to our merry little uneventful lives now that I spouted this pointless fact that I spouted.

Have a GREAT day~

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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2013, 02:43:18 AM »
No
Because I knowingly infected myself with the zombie virus just to devour everyone!
I will still be able to control myself, and I will join the zombie horde, and therefore I will control all the zombies and make them do my bidding!
<insert maniacal laughter here>

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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2013, 02:45:22 AM »
Oh please bro, you can't control me. I'm the zombie father!

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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2013, 02:47:01 AM »
But you aren't a zombie, therefore I can't control you.

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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2013, 02:58:16 AM »
I was the first
Your argument is invalid

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« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2013, 03:06:37 AM »
Then we will be fighting over control of the zombies. lol.

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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2013, 03:08:11 AM »
I would be one of those zombies that are fast. The fast zombies, some people call them

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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2013, 03:08:28 AM »
I will destroy them all.
Yes. It's true. I'm attracted to Males. Now you can all rest easy now that I confirmed it. Now we can all get back to our merry little uneventful lives now that I spouted this pointless fact that I spouted.

Have a GREAT day~

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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2013, 03:18:45 AM »
I would command the slow and hard to kill zombies then. lol.
DUDE THERE SHOULD BE A ZOMBIE CIVIL WAR. IT WOULD BE BEYOND EPIC.

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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2013, 03:21:27 AM »
Oh please, the fast can rip humans to shreds easy peasy

Or, that four-legged alien in Xcom:Enemy Unknown, rips people and afterwards they turn into bulky as heck zombies

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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2013, 04:18:45 AM »
I'm not familiar with that, but sure! hahahah