Strange Things You've Heard People Say....

[J]

[Ancient culture exhibit at a museum.]

"This looks... old."

[Scorpio]

"We do NOT sell pepperoni here!"

[Team Flare Zakk ( Agatio )]

Micheal Cole: From behind!

He's a comentator on wrestling that says that.

[CHEESE4ALL]

Angry person arguing with me, that actually caused me to lose my temper and insult them.  They replied:  "Oh yeah? What are you inferring?"
Me: "Nothing ya moron.  I'm implying,  You're inferring."


Can't remember what was said after that.  Just that his face got really red.

[Scorpio]

I once heard a guy say "Apples? Who needs 'em?!"

[Star Magician]

"F****** tweakers."

-Store manager at my work.

[L]

I work at f*cking Dairy Queen! - my cousin

Prepare your an*s - My last girlfriend ._.

[Will]

because my langauge is different. i hear them in different ways...

but if heard this.

go leave youre sheep out ****

[Scorpio]

"It's... An onion!"

[Tetsu (Soltur)]

"You know who got off at 5 last night? Your mother." Quote from a coworker of mine.

[Star Magician]

It's funny listening to 'Muricans trying to pronounce "General Tsao".

[Tetsu (Soltur)]

I work with this one girl. She is very very perverted (kinda like some people I know here...) and she looked at me and my buddy and said "You can trust me. I'm trustworthy." We still joke about it.

[Scorpio]

"No way! They have GRILLED chicken?!"

[Tetsu (Soltur)]

(McDonalds Drive-Thru)
GUEST: Can I have a small order of fried chicken?
CASHIER: Would you like the Chicken Nuggets?
GUEST: What're those?
CASHIER: Fried chicken.
GUEST: Yeah, I'd like the small order of nuggets.
CASHIER: Would you like the 4-Piece, 6-Piece, 10-Piece, 20-Piece or 40-Piece?
GUEST: Uh...the 4-Piece, please.


All that for a 4-Piece McNugget?!

[Team Flare Zakk ( Agatio )]

Don't eat that, that's kaka!

Kaka is such a funny word.