Corrupted a Wish

[The Sea King]

You all know how it's played, but if you don't then listen up. ^^ So here are the rules. You have to wish for something in your post. You have to corrupt the wish of the post above.
An example:

 Sea: I wish for world domination.
 Nep: Granted, but now you're a slave. *insert a wish here and so on.*

So let's start. ^^
I wish that my coughing would finally disappear. >.<

[Purple Phoenix]

granted, but you died.

i wish for pizza.

[The Sea King]

Granted, but it's burned.

I wish to take a nap right now. =_=

[Halcyonic Legend]

Granted, but you wake up 7 seconds later and can't fall back asleep.

I wish girls weren't so dang difficult. lol

[The Sea King]

Granted, but now they are too easy that you get bored with each one.

I wish ds had more better games. >.<

[Halcyonic Legend]

hahah. That was a good one.

Granted, but all of them get destroyed in a cataclysmic eruption that only destroys DS games. lol

I wish I didn't have homework like this anymore.

[The Sea King]

Granted, but now you get other homework.

I wish that I gotten enough sleep today...

[Halcyonic Legend]

Granted, but you are in an eternal sleep now. lol

I wish I had... uh. I can't think of anything.

[Purple Phoenix]

granted, but now you cant think

i wish for a new compurer

[The Sea King]

Granted, but it's too fast that none of your games work perfectly.

I wish I had more time. T.T

[Halcyonic Legend]

Granted, but you're now arrested in jail, and can't do anything.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[The Sea King]

Granted, but you died cause you're outside water.

I wish that I had more time on the computer. T.T (Got to go now)

[winged~princess]

Granted, but you suddenly find you have nothing else to do and are completely bored so you get off the PC anyway.

Wish Sea was on, like NAOS on the forum or skype so that I would be able to tell him my wonderful secret.

[The Sea King]

O_O Whoa! You're good. That actually happened today.

Your wish is granted, but now you're offline. T.T

I wish I was online sooner.

[winged~princess]

I wish you were too... Oh wait, have to corrupt... ummm... Granted, but actually it wasn't, because I can't turn back the time. ^_~

Oooh, I wish I could have hi-speed internet delivered to me right now. XD