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« Reply #2790 on: August 04, 2013, 03:39:17 AM »
Granted. Imagine all you could do with that Monopoly Money

I wish for wings

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« Reply #2791 on: August 04, 2013, 06:22:13 AM »
Granted.   You get pretty pink sparkly fairy wings.

I wish faeries were real.  The somewhat evil ones, not little girls' dreams come true fairies.
I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!

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« Reply #2792 on: August 04, 2013, 11:34:25 AM »
Granted. They all annoyed you to death. R.I.P.

I wish that my fire alarm would stop going off when there was no fire. Or smoke.
I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but can die by touching a turtle. -_-

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« Reply #2793 on: August 04, 2013, 08:04:12 PM »
Granted. It shall never go off again... Even in the greatest of fires... Which is in your future. R. I. P.

I wish for everything and nothing.

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« Reply #2794 on: August 04, 2013, 09:36:43 PM »
Granted. Part of everything is being waterboarded, and nothing discludes air. Good luck tryin to breathe.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted, even if I only knew it through a picture.
I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but can die by touching a turtle. -_-

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« Reply #2795 on: August 04, 2013, 10:53:46 PM »
Granted.  One day you find yourself looking through Dante's Inferno, find yourself in hell, and can't find your way back.


I wish for my tail to be done (I'm making a tail out of yarn).
I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!

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« Reply #2796 on: August 04, 2013, 11:33:42 PM »
Greanted, but someone pulls it away from you and you never see it again until 30 years from now in Reno when you attack the thief and end up in a jail cell for three weeks.

I wish I understood women.

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« Reply #2797 on: August 04, 2013, 11:46:15 PM »
Granted.   Your head explodes.    It's pretty much impossible to understand any single person(unless they're reeaaally stupid) let alone half the population.

I wish I weren't so forgetful.
I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!

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« Reply #2798 on: August 04, 2013, 11:49:48 PM »
Granted, but you forget not to forget.

I wish I understood the things women say men cannot understand.

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« Reply #2799 on: August 04, 2013, 11:54:00 PM »
Granted.  You have a female speech translater constantly speaking in your ear, it's rather annoying .           (Don't bother.  I don't understand half that crap either)

I wish I could remember the right things and forget what I don't need.
I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!

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« Reply #2800 on: August 05, 2013, 12:46:04 AM »
Granted, but the reverse of that happens.

I wish I was thought of as desirable.

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« Reply #2801 on: August 05, 2013, 01:10:43 AM »
Granted.   Gay men LOVE you.   (Which IS a compliment, by the way)

I wish my sister would stop talking like a baby.  I drives me NUTS!!!!
I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!

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« Reply #2802 on: August 05, 2013, 01:27:48 AM »
Granted, but she now turns into a baby that you have to raise.

I wish for an Ice Cream Cake.

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« Reply #2803 on: August 05, 2013, 04:08:33 AM »
(I am NOT raising her again! She can change her own diapers this time.)

Granted.  But it's an "I scream cake"   It screams in your ears for ten hours straight.

I wish I was Extremely unattractive.
I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!

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« Reply #2804 on: August 05, 2013, 04:46:25 AM »
Granted, but you now look like me. I'm sorry.

I wish I could murder that I-Scream Cake with a rusty, 16th Century Claymore.