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[Light]

Random bullsh*t battle, just make up stuff and go with the flow, winner takes all nuts in the world, second place wins a free Ivan head, and third gets Alex's fabulous gloves, K thanks mates.

Name: Lawsternum McButtfaceMcGiggity
Age: 123456789
Class: Trojan Man
Element: Heart
Backstory: 01100100 01100101 01101110 01101001 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00101100 00100000 01110011 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110
Weapons: Condom Striker, Stalin's Rad Moostach, The Cinema Snob

Lawsternum: "I challenge all challengers to challenging challenge of challenging challenger's challenge mate!"

[Aether]

Since I do not want Ivan's head seperated from his body I must compete for all three places. I start off with Exodia, the Forbidden One, in kill **** mode

[CHEESE4ALL]

Cheese throws potatoes at all!

[Ailanthus]

Name: Buff Hardback
Age:  37
Class: Really Really Big Guy
Element: Axe
Backstory: No.
Weapons: 100's of War Axes, Really Big Battle Axe, Axe Body Spray.

A far off series of loud sounds grows closer. The ground begins to shake. The smell of pure swag permeates the air.

[Star Magician]

"Sorry," Starfish Magistarfish O'Starfish VIII apologized, "Had too many beans for lunch."

Lawsternum McButtfaceMcGiggity

>my sides

[Light]

Far across Buff Hardback's swagga, was Lawsternum drinking vanilla flavored plastic, he was drinking it from his nose, his nose hairs had their own noses and they drank too

"It's time to suck cheese and smoke milk, and I'm all out of creamy cigarettes" Lawsternum fired his condom striker, mint flavored, at cheese, while unleashing the mighty Cinema Snob upon the great Gestalt's Exodia, to perform the Cinema nut punch.

[Ailanthus]

As the gargantuan man approached the other fighters he began to be excited.
He goes into a slowed down ballet routine tossing two or three war axes each time he extends his arms.

[CHEESE4ALL]

"It's time to suck cheese and smoke milk, and I'm all out of creamy cigarettes" Lawsternum fired his condom striker, mint flavored, at cheese.

Oh, Baby. You can have my potatoes *wink wink*

[Aether]

Oh, bio, I got dis

Name: Sir qwerty the 0th
Occupation: Eats food
Weapon: Things
Bio: When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they decide to look for children in the guts of a giant. Lo and behold, the baby sucked so they threw it away and found a better baby in the giant's feces. That was Sir qwerty.

Anyway, Exodia got hit in the nuts and has to sit out a while, but I (screw you guys im going first person) walked behind the buff axe man and stole his axes, giggling like a little girl as i tiptoed away

[Ailanthus]

After a few more steps. Buff had realized he wasn't throwing axes anymore.
He feels infinite sadness.
The titanic man sits with a loud crash.
A loud wailing begins to blast from his maw as he swings his large arms blindly against the ground around him.

[Aether]

The Sirly sir threw all the axes onto the ground to make a summoning circle to summon a circle. He then gave Buff maracas

[CHEESE4ALL]

*suddenly a strange music fills the air.   First faintly then growing in volume... could it be... yes! It is!   Call Maybe Blasts acrosss the Battleground driving all with low dexterity and/or has missed the saving roll incredibly- and only temporarily- insane!   Cheese chuckles with her stereo and sound proof headphones*

[Aether]

Sir qwerty has already been quite insane, but insanity times insanity is a pretty nice boost. He punched a building and it collapsed, although no one was in the vicinity

[Ailanthus]

The tune buzzes into the giant's huge ears irritating him.
Buff slowly swings his mighty maracas at Cheese and her stereo.

[Aether]

Qwerty slid to the left